#well my coworker . A dude

[smilesrobotlover]

Some comic ideas I had to draw as soon as I got home from work lol

[manitapaleta]

if youre still taking requests.. grant and terry hanging out.. could be teen them or adult them :]

how about drunk college-aged grant and tj lol

also this ask is from last year WOW im terrible at checking my inbox

[yuwuta]

i know i write and i yearn but—and maybe this is naive and unrealistic but idc—i would rather drink a denim jacket through a metal straw than date any man i’ve ever encountered in my life bc why would i give up my alone time and start splitting things 50/50 if i was already paying for everything myself 😭

[menlove]

being in ur 20s & 30s is so fucking weird in 2023 like. me and all my peers are at such different stages.

some of them have 2 kids and have been to prison, some of them are living in a friends type housing situation throwing parties like once a week and doing so so much coke, some of them have 3 jobs and started their own food truck, some of them still live at home and walk to work at a coffee shop, others are unemployed and doing so many fun things w their free time, some of them have Adult Jobs as college advisors or work in offices or as teachers, my sister has a kid and a husband and has been a social worker for years, meanwhile my other sister is dating like 3 people and driving a weed delivery truck while transing her genders, and then there's me sitting on my couch rewatching doctor who for the 20th time while disassociating my way through college

anyway I'm convinced the ages 20-35 are just an insane choose your own adventure and absolutely none of us know what the fuck is going on

[clorinspats]

going to urgent xare today because i cant speak properly lmao and ofc its during a week where i am 1 of 2 processors

[ajokeformur-ray]

Ahh the sting of betrayal... How I loathe you.

[ryuseitai]

speaking of elon musk that reminded me of this teacher i had in middle school who was OBSESSED. with him and also mark zuckerberg. like i think he had romantic feelings for both of them. especially elon musk. i was like 12 so i didnt really have an actual opinion on him all i knew about him was the smoking meme and how he posted about catgirls ? on twitter so that plus the teachers obsession w him made me think of him as nothing but cringe. but now i have bloodlust for him i hate him so bad. But thats irrelevant

[platoapproved]

This morning I learned that, the other day when I went to walk by the river and listen to a chunk of the audiobook version of The Vampire Lestat, I walked directly past a coworker of mine on the trail who said hello, and my name, and waved at me, all while standing in full view as I just strolled right past him completely not even noticing he was there.

[huxianposts]

Wip Wednesday 🫡

[ghostofasecretary]

i still mask indoors basically all the time. idk man it seems polite? i have a friend who's immunocompromised and so i have really strong feelings that people like my friend should have more protections in public? i'm a queer liberal? to my knowledge i have never gotten covid and i don't want to and also getting sick less is great actually?

so, like, that's all fine and i don't usually talk about it because it's not a big deal

but. i am now working a part time customer service job in ~middle America~ and WOW do people want to talk to me about my mask.

by which i mean:

fig 1. "why do you wear a mask?" "i just do." "you know covid isn't real, right? it's a government scam."

fig 2. "why do you wear a mask?" "habit, really :)" "you know my father lived through the Spanish Flu. they've gone back and done some research and most people died of bacterial pnuemonia because of wearing masks." "...okay." "because they aren't clean. do you change your mask often?" "[visibly wearing a KN95] yeah i have disposable masks and reuse them like 3-5 times and then use a new one." "okay good just checking"

fig 3. "why do you wear a mask? or you sick or trying at prevention?" "trying at prevention. i wouldn't come to work if i were sick." "hmm."

fig 4. "oh hey hun! how's your day?" "great, thanks! how's yours?" "good, good. y'know, it's funny, i'm hard of hearing and usually read lips. masks make things harder for me."

fig 5. [elderly person] "can you speak up i can't hear you through that mask"

and like. i am sympathetic to 4 + 5, not at all sympathetic to 1 + 2, and nonplussed at 3.

but mostly i'm just REALLY TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT MASKING

(oh also i forgot the most obnoxious one which is old men complaining about not seeing my face. i'm chronically autistically bad about certain kinds of lying but i really wish i weren't in that instance because i want to say something stupid about how ugly i am but i know i'd Regret It. my face is fine! i like my face! IT'S NOT FOR STRANGERS WHOSE GROCERIES I'M BAGGING)

[clowningcrows]

the way i may actually really love the job i thought i would desperately hate… yall look at what my manager gave me (she made one for everyone)

[maretriarch]

heater on high completely charring the left side of my body while i hold an iced beverage on the right. balance is key

[coldlygoing]

LOVE that tos was like. no they dont figure out how to hide vulcan ears in the future. they just put spock ina cute cosy beanie <33

[mr-selfdestruct]

Why do I always see people idc about/are annoying at school instead of my friends

[indiegame]

this week was so long

[deus-ex-mona]

starting the year ✨wrong✨