#and i was teasingly like yeah. splitting a disney vacation 50/50 when it was your birthday was crazy. thank god he’s gone | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

yuwuta · 1 day ago

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i know i write and i yearn but—and maybe this is naive and unrealistic but idc—i would rather drink a denim jacket through a metal straw than date any man i’ve ever encountered in my life bc why would i give up my alone time and start splitting things 50/50 if i was already paying for everything myself 😭

#i know i yearn and i love to do it but if you all met me you’d think i were fuckboy 😭#if any of you are in actual good relationships tell me there’s light at the end of the tunnel 😭#not even kidding i had this coworker and i remember having lunch w him and 2 of my other friends from work #and we got to relationships and one friend brought up her ex #and i was teasingly like yeah. splitting a disney vacation 50/50 when it was your birthday was crazy. thank god he’s gone #and this man (ofc) was like ‘what so you’d never split 50/50 with a guy?’#and i was like. well no bc i’m not insane #and he was so personally offended and i was like. first of all you look like you snuck onto earth #second of all why do you care i would never ever ever be dating you #third of all splitting things halfway when a man will always make more money than me. wild #and then a few weeks later there was a whole fight in the friend group and i didn’t even have a dog in that argument #so i was so confused when one of my friends told me this dude had beef with me #and i was like ?? how is that possible i don’t even speak to him 😭#come to find out he said ‘well she was the one who said she never chases after anyone and it shows bc she doesn’t put in the effort into #the friendship. not even 50/50 emotionally’#and i was like pause. record scratch. freeze frame.#we’re not friends 😭😭😭😭#being mad that i wouldn’t split anything nor chase a man into a relationship is wild. bc it would never be your relationship #he was such a crybaby (derogatory) man. i think about that once month #don’t even get me started on all the other shit he would crash out about

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