#well bowser

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

We interrupt the scheduled summer dress for middle nephew's birthday present. He's getting a knight surcoat in orange and green, because he likes orange and he's in a knight phase. And because a) everyone does a lion rampant and b) the lion rampant on his toy shield is not doable in my budget or one month of hand embroidery, I figured I could make him a nice coat of arms.... By copying historical pictures from wikimedia commons.

The original plan was a paleo art doe, but then I stumbled over some Scythian stuff. And THEN the Scythians had a "chicken" (his favorite animal, if I'm up to date) that wouldn't cause strife if a Flemish kid wore it where the I-blame-my-fellow-countrymen-instead-of-the-Académie-Française-for-how-fucked-up-learning-French-is bigots can see.

So we've gone from "sewing a few rectangles together and hemming them, maybe knit a tiny mail shirt" to "which one of these designs can I feasibly hand embroider in a month?"

This is a reasonable gift for a soon-to-be 4-year-old, right? Right?

[ieatsockz]

Bowser and his hectic ass children ‼️‼️

[rev-enge]

he's dragging him to get baked goods then they're gonna sit and talk for a while and enjoy each other's company :>

[factual-fantasy]

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT ONE SIDE PROFILE OF THE MARIO BROS NOR CAN I TELL YOU WHY

I DONT KNOW WHY OUT OF ALL OF THOSE DRAWINGS THATS THE ONE I LIKE THE MOST BUT IT’S ALL GREAT WORK FACTUAL

YOU’RE GETTING ME THROUGH FINALS👍👍👍

(Post in question)

STAAAAHP you're gonna make me fall back into my Mario phase!!1! XDD

(FR THO THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :DD I'm glad you liked that doodle! I was rather proud of how it came out😊!!)

[saberafterdark]

i am going to combust into a million pieces

[cali-kabi]

~ was going through some of arts through my sketchbook and wanted to share some of my favorites <3💖💜💫🌟I used to draw lots of stuff traditionally back then xD my favorite thing to draw is Meta Knight I love trying out many blues and purples :)💜💫( I hope no one minds me posting some of my older arts since Insta is dead I wanted to post some of my fav traditional arts I done on here ;w;)

[palskippah]

Hi! Some human koopalings c:

[fanfics-and-bullshit]

Mario Finally Saves Luigi From Kidnapping

Luigi: Why did it take you so long to save me? When it was Peach it took three days!

Mario, mumbling:  I thought...

Peach: Mario, tell him.

Mario: I thought you guys were dating...

[vicartless-bowuigi-space-au]

“What are you scared of?”

Luigi felt the Star's unease fill his every being—a child shaking in a dark alley, crowding against a corner with no escape. And with a voice that stole Luigi's breath, the Star responded.

“Her.”

[maxbytes]

it's @peri and i's month-iversary today! here's some long-awaited bowuigi to celebrate. i love you, boyfriend! 💚💚💚

[weevmo]

Noticed my tumblr is blowing up a little bit rn; so eh, hi newcomers!!

Glad you guys enjoy my arts, here's a snoot boop.

[ananinidraws]

Can't get him out of his mind <3 much to his dismay

Also bonus Mario version

[kiingbiing]

[doodledstars]

I designed Party Crashers' map for their huge project! Thank you to TCNick3, SophistEevee, Vernias, and King of Skill for this opportunity, and special thanks to Nick for helping me as well! :)

I look forward to absolutely no salt and suffering haha.

[pianokantzart]

I found out that Bowser was going to be meaner in the Mario movie and that they made him more likable in the final move.

Like Bowser in the final movie tries to destroy the mushroom kingdom and preform a ritualistic sacrifice, hold Luigi to later kill to make Mario suffer, his love for Peach is faker than plastic, he treats his minions like trash.

Like outside of being funny Bowser has no good qualities, and I can only think about how he would have been.

Yeah, I remember reading somewhere that figuring out his personality was one of the most difficult parts of writing the script, and they kept making him too much like a "Marvel Villain" (or something along those lines.)

They definitely went the right direction by leaning into the "hopeless romantic" angle and playing up his insecurities. The way he fawns awkwardly over his crush? writes shallow romantic ballads while imagining her swooning? nervously rehearses one-liners? If that was all it was, it'd be adorable!

You see the seeds of what could have been good qualities. His sensitivity could've garnered compassion and his determination could've made him a good ruler rather than a good conquerer. It's the fact that he's both unable to accept "no" in any capacity and makes his personal insecurities the responsibility of everyone around him that make him so scary.

He obsesses over what he can't have and enjoys nothing more than the utter destruction of anything that dares to stand in his way, hence the weird adoring/vengeful behavior he exhibits toward Princess Peach. Peach is both something he wants and the thing telling him "no," and as a result he wants to take ownership of her and tear her down simultaneously... marrying her amidst a mass slaughter of her old allies and destroying her kingdom the moment she resists.

He is both terrifying and pathetic, so wrapped up in himself he can't see that he's a black hole of desires, constantly destroying his own chances at happiness in pursuit of an idealized version of validation. He's somewhat likable because you can relate to his vulnerability, and the way he awkwardly fumbles with his own romantic feelings is incredibly entertaining, but boy oh boy he is not anything close to a good person.

[palskippah]

Hi! Here's some more Bowuigi as Bluey because I love them skjdksjd

It's from that one episode that makes me feel like crying when I watch it 😔 I hope you know the one ajskda Where it shows the mom hugging Bingo on her bed, and the dad is sleeping on the floor in his own room.

Also yeah Junior was crying in his sleep and that's why Bowser went to lay with him :'v

ALSO yeah Bowser's the sun and Luigi's the moon and the koopalings are all planets :''v