#welcome to alaska

[louis--wifey]

More of these, whatever you wanna call them

[doueverwonder]

actually Alaska and Rhode Island standing next to each other is the funniest scene in any Ben Brainard video

[yosefcandraw]

Alaska, Texas and Rhode Island

I need more states to draw so please send them my way!!!

[dhmisfour]

okay more of those state keychain thingies. if the masses really want one i might open up Etsy preorders. one day. soon. WELL. indivs under cut

if anyone wants to see me blorbofy a state send who in the inbox ^_^

[dailymothanon]

Texas put that thing away, it’s as noticeable as the sun 😕. Why are chaps like that huh, cuz cowboys wanna show off a little back there?? Sounds just like Texas 😒 ig lifting all that hay and stuff worked out for him (Ik why they’re like that no need to explain to me)

[yippeeometer]

what the states went as for halloween:

texas goes as california. he says its because he wanted to be the lamest thing possible, but it just comes off gay and desperate.

florida is some deeply niche twitter meme. he has to be escorted out after 5 minutes bc no one knows what he is and he threatens to start eating faces.

new jersey goes as bob from bob's burgers, however everyone immediately assumes hes one of the sopranos. the only one that comes even close to guessing what he is is wisconsin who is so drunk he calls him a bobster all night long without realising

the four corners are gru and his minions, except they never fully communicated who would be gru and who would be a minion so theyre just all gru. new mex and ari almost end the whole friendship.

nevada has at least 3 different costumes, and has daily panic attacks leading up to the halloween party bc he needs to make the costume perfect. nearly all his costumes end up being ruined by the end of the night bc hes challenged to too many dance competitions

penn and rhode were supposed to have a matching costume. however, penn suggested rhode be frank from iasip, and rhode genuinely crashed out bc he assumed penn was ripping on him for his height. he was actually making a joke about his goblin nature, but anways

the west buy a cardboard cutout of wy, assuming he wont be coming to the party. wy does end up going, eats an entire tray of rado's naughty brownies and sobs hysterically bc he sees the cut out and thinks hes finally becomes a ghost

no one knows what alaska is. he puts on his vaguest costume and responds 'yes' to everyone's guesses to what he is. the rush of causing such confusion lasts him the next 12 months.

california is a character from a literature classic, that he definately hasnt read. he takes great care in explaining what a classic the book is but wont answer a single question on the plot.

gov dresses as 'a man in a suit'. loui throws various fruits at him until he puts on a real costume.

mass goes around all night shouting at people in witches costumes (' OH COME ON, ITS COOL WHEN THEY DO IT, BUT WHEN I DO IT THEY TRY AND KILL ME?????). virginia has to drag him back.

[mur-art]

In honor of winter here’s some cozy Alaska/Maine for y’all.

BIG and smol

Reference/inspiration under the cut:

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Florida: [in an instigating chaos mood (as always)] Florida: So... Everyone else in the statehouse kitchen: Oh no... Florida: Before the big guy here came along... Texas: I've been here since before yo- Florida: Nah buddy, not you. Alaska. Alaska:[chuckles in 'bigger than Texas, California, and Montana combined'] Texas:[scowls in 'second at almost everything'] Florida: So...as I was saying. Before Alaska came along- Florida [turning to Washington]:You were the western most state- Florida [turning to Maine]:You were the eastern most state- Florida [turning to Minnesota]:And you were the northern most state- Florida: And then 'Lasky came around...and he took all of it... Florida: But guess what suckers? I'm still the southern most state! Ha! Take that! Washington, Minnesota, Maine: .... Meanwhile Gov: [Shocked that Florida actually knows history and geography]

[citrus-mp3]

TEXAS FROM WTTT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

(the hand is alaska, trust)

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Alaska has sentence Texas to sleeping bag jail. Again!

[louis--wifey]

I headcanon that Alaska will insult people in Russian and since the other states don't speak Russian, not a single one speaks Russian, they have no idea what he's saying and he knows this. He will say the most mundane thing in the most hateful, disgusted tone that you've ever heard in your life and it'll be something like "I hope both sides of your pillow are warm" or "I hope your toast burns"

[alaskasbignaturals]

i had to draw this scene bc what the heck ben (affectionate)

[northduhcodeuh]

They’re either high or been crying, I’ll allow that to be up to interpretation/hj

Alaska skedaddled away and has yet to return, sadness

Og & no words under cut.

[lizardtheacorn]

alaska is the type of person to just drop the most horrific and/or unhinged lore about his life in the middle of a meeting with a smile on his face

[dailymothanon]

GET BOOBY TRAPPED ⁉️ Best day of Maine's life tho tbh. That's what he told me himself btw. Save him big tall men save him... Idk what im doing btw im still cooked from sickness </3 stay with me yall

[goldengay49]

Texas: unlike yall, I was a country before I was a state!

Vermont: hey…

Florida: west Florida republic…?

California: i got drunk and declared independence for like a month

Washington: I’m currently reading about different indigenous nations

Hawai’i (from Alaskas room): i was literally a whole kingdom