#weird siblings

[gideonnah]

Flashback to when Nona was told not to call them bf & gf

[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha: I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually having a good time.

Pietro: *Walks into Wanda's bedroom without knocking*

Wanda, annoyed: What are you doing here, Pietro? Get out!

Tony, blowing on his freshly painted nails: Yeah, this is girl's night.

[rainingstorms1220]

[ biophilia ]

ftw babieeesssss kyaaaaaa <3 these were very fun to draw! if you squint, there's some evident symbolism but i'll leave it to others to figure it out kek.

[milkshakeeee]

It’s kind of hilarious that my little sister (11 y/o) watched LOTR for the first time today and her favorite character is Sméagol. Like, favorite-favorite cry if they die happy anytime their on-screen kill anyone who hurts them kind of favorite. Literally NO-ONE expected it but looking back it’s kind of obvious. When my stepdad said it’s cuz they’re alike personality wise (which, tbh kinda true) she was very happy and proud by the comparison.

She is buying a Sméagol plushie now (to keep the Demogorgon plush company)

[mobblespsycho100]

touden stare down

[epickiya722]

I'm gonna start calling this the "Yu Faces" or something.

[zealfruity]

They’re friends to me. Riyo lends him her makeup+gets him clothes+buys him and his favourite vode treats, and Fox helps her get blackmail on political oponents+writing clone rights bills.

Individual “frames” and the original:

[asha-mage]

MDZS AU where Jiang Cheng realizes that Lan Sizhui is the Wen orphan that Wei Wuxian took care off during the Burial Mounds arc, decides that's close enough to qualify him as Nephew, declares that no Nephew of His (much less a surrogate son of Wei Wuxian's) is going to be raised in the Cloud Recedes, and immediately launches into a custody battle with Lan Wangji.

But since neither Jiang Cheng or Lan Wangji can acknowledge that Sizuhi has any connection to Wei Wuxian, both begin steadfastly and stubbornly insisting that he is a Cultivator of peerless potential and skill and he belongs in their sect thank you very much, and would clearly be very unhappy in the other's. This confuses the hell out of the already mystified Cultivation world, who had barely adjusted yet to gossiping about Sizhui being Wangji's illegitimate child by mysterious love affair.

(Eventually the common consensus in the rumor mills is that both JC and LW where in love with Sizhui's mother and both believe themselves to be Sizhui's real father.)

(LW couldn't care less what gossips say, but JC has to bite his tongue till it bleeds to avoid telling anyone the truth in a fit of anger.)

(It was Nie Huaisang who put that rumor out in the first place, partly to troll JC, partly because, in a way, it's a little true.)

[sysig]

Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)

[raconteur-wanpi]

When you start relating too much to a fictional character it's your god given right to project all your issues + transgenderism on them.

It's good for them. And you. It doesn't have to make sense.

[hypertechnica]

happy 9th undertale anniversary, everyone. :)

[lesbian-deadpool]

Wanda: If you knew what was going on in people’s heads all the time, do you think you’d feel guilty?

Pietro: No, I think I’d just get my feelings hurt a lot more.

[elllteo]

forever thinking about how marcille and laios have such a richly weird and funny friendship dynamic that people I see tend to write off as "god she hates his ass" but in reality it's the frustration of one neurodivergent weirdgirl to another neurodivergent weirdboy who has no concept of masking, has never had to mask, and simply doesn't know how to mask making their entire group come across as "the weirdo freaks" despite her best efforts to not be labelled as "weird" probably her entire life

[bluerosefox]

Family Resemblance

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I had another 11pm brain worm.

Enjoy

-x-x-

Daniel Wayne, the younger toddler brother of Bruce Wayne and the son of Martha and Thomas Wayne had been kidnapped the night their parents were murdered.

Daniel had been snagged the moment their killer heard people headed to the alley and Bruce in his state of shock didn't realize it until it was far to late and could only scream in horror (from everything) as his baby brother is crying his name. (If you wanna make it even more heart wrenching, make it Danny's first time being able to say Bruce's name right and/or Bruce had said some mean things to Danny earlier after he accidentally broke something of Bruce's, something like 'I wish youd go away' or 'I never wanted a brother, you're such a bother!')

Bruce is being held by Alfred as some police officers are chasing down the Wayne's parents killer while some stay behind to see if they could do something.

Minutes turn to hours and as they wait, praying the police at least found Danny, Bruce is ridden with guilt. From his parents death to allowing his brother to be kidnapped.

Eventually the police return to give Alfred and Bruce the news. And it's not good.

The killer escaped and Danny was nowhere to be found.

And it would take many years before he would be found.

-x-x-

Bruce gets a call from Damian during school hours one day. When he answers he is greeted with Damian demanding him to get to the school and explain himself.

Confused Bruce asks what does he mean and Damian responds with

"The two new students in class today are the spitting images of you and I father! Either they are poorly created clones or you have more hidden blood children!"

-x-x-

Meanwhile the very students being discussed are calling up someone too

"Ellie? Dan? What's wrong? You better not have made too much chaos already, I just paid for the uniforms for that place."

"DAD! I THINK ANOTHER ONE OF THE FRUITLOOPS FAILED CLONES SOMEHOW SURVIVED!"

"What?"

[authorofcelesti]

I knew I had weird siblings when my just-younger sister started eating fish with ketchup, but my youngest sibling is currently eating Mac n' cheese. With. A. Straw.

[emkini]

Guileless son, I'll shape your belief And you'll always know that your father's a thief And you won't understand the cause of your grief But you'll always follow the voices beneath