#weird finds

[dissociache]

Current mental state

[bayoubodycount]

Every time I see this sofa, it drives me nuts bc I swear I've seen it before. It is SO familiar.

And today I find a pic of myself a few years back visiting friends in Głuchołazy, Poland(literally a border town of the Czech Republic). Lo and behold:

It must have been a popular style in 1970's Slavic states🤣thank you @plotmonster for the gif find!

[spacerainbows]

Strang Trek Find at Thrift

I have this cross posted on the r/startrek reddit so if you see it there, I did not steal it.

About 2 years ago I purchased a few 80s Star Trek novels from a local antique mall. Among these books was the novelization of "The Voyage Home". The outside of the book itself was in very good condition for being roughly 40 years old, so I purchased it. However, when I got home and flipped through the book there was something written in the front and back of the book. I am perplexed by what is it seeing as it appears to have some sort of storyline that is even semi graphic. The handwriting is somewhat hard to read so I have transposed it here to the best of my ability:

Hostage Takers Ivan, Hussad

The first mistake, you took the bait <Hostages. That's a Federation offense< A NO NO!> You k*** the Hostages, that's a big BIG NO NO< I'll take your head off stick it in your pocket, fill it with cotton, then, I'll take your "male anatomy" shove them in your mouth, that your heart out and step on it. Do you see the picture? Then I'll shove you back the line in Hotel 94. So you think you can tell Heaven from Hell! That's right Hostage takers, you are under arrest, there is no deals, go ahead and hill the hostages and you will wish you were never born. Tut W.L. Crete + Cub(This word in particular I really can't make out) P.S. Hostspice is the real magic juice pepper!

That was everything from the front of the book, but it continues in the back of the book:

Holy Holy Holy! Mine Mine Mine! Gimmee Gimmee Gimmee! Hee Hee Hee!

There is then what seems to be come sort of code or list under a drawing. The drawing is of a cone with the vertex facing the bottom of the page. Inside the cone is the number 31 and at the bottom of the cone, below the vertex is the number 3 and a small oval that resembles a bean. The code is then written out as

No. 44=1=NAMT TREK

No. 22 Allah/sadot golden men

No. 29 mane

No. 92 Yuba

The written text then continues:

P.S P.S. If I owe anybody anything, take it attach to water Bill, by the way the more you take the more expensive it becomes! Now you must set the picture. Sincerely W.L.

If anybody has any idea what this is, has seen anything similar, or can make any more sense of this than I have it would be much appreciated. This has been bugging me for 2 years.

[madhattersez]

Creep-Ass Shit I Saw in Antique Stores

These were all from my recent trip to Kansas, which has the absolute best antique malls. But, as with all antique joints, they are still full to the brim with frights beyond our comprehension. Here are just a few quick glimpses of Hell.

First up... clowns! Everyone loves clowns:

Don't worry, I did in fact buy those vintage clown masks just in case a bank robbery is in our future. Yes, "ours," like... you and me, partner.

Okay, taking a break to let you know about this scary fella (the one on the right, that is, ho ho).

There was a shop I'd never visited before - They had one bathroom. This was it.

This room had two sit-down toilet stalls, and neither of them had doors. So this fucking sasquatch just stared at you, right in the genitals, the entire time... making you question if it was indeed an evil mannequin inside or if this was just a creeper in a suit waiting to pounce on you.

Fastest sideways piss I've ever taken. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I don't know why we had to add a butler stricken with Eldritch madness to the handle of this little broom, but here we are!

...

Hey, all you folks that made it past the clowns - I'm so proud of you! So proud of you, that I'd like to invite you to round two! Not, not another round of clowns. This time, demonic dolls:

Their eyes. THEIR EYES. Their special eyes. MY BRAND!

Either Santa here is packing one hell of a package to put under your tree, or more likely, Santa was facing the opposite direction until just a second ago, when his head swiveled around to look down at you and scream the loudest "OHHHHHHHH" until your skull started rattling.

I'll let you pick.

Why? Why would you ever trust smiles like these? Don't. Don't you ever.

I can not describe in words just how massive and utterly dirty this fucking thing was. Even if it was crystal clean, would it not still be unsettling? It was so big, you could have stuffed at least two children in it. Scott Cawthon, eat your heart out. Literally.

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Ooh! It's time for another collection! This one's fun, and I wish I would have taken more pictures. I could have sworn I did, but I couldn't find more...

I don't think I've ever seen one of these before, but I saw at least one in every single antique mall we went into (7) on the trip. It was like some sort of Stephen King-style omen or some shit.

I like to call them the "soul-hungry bears:"

I love how the last one has the most numb, world-weary eyes I've ever seen in my life, losing his fur in patches due to stress, and is getting hella drunk.

THE MONKEYS WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PLAY.

YYEEEEAAAAUAUUUGGHHHH!!!

This Pinnochio is not fucking around. He looks like he's possessed with power from the One Ring, holding a Dragon Ball in one hand and a submachine gun in the other. How could this ever have looked friendly?!

...

Okay, I'm going to have my favorite little guy I found play this post out. His name's Toe Joe. And as you can see, he needs help:

And now I need help.

And so do you.

Thanks for coming on this horrific journey with me! <3

[photozoi]

Indoor, outdoor carpeting

[emptychairinthebasement]

I... Is that allowed? 🤨

[milkboxgalore]

Mushroom..?

Seen in Maryland

[boolishness]

[elliott-the-creature]

cw for mentions of reality checking

was reading this local newspaper today and there was a section on horoscopes, so I decided to check my sign (pisces) and found this 😨

wtfff coffee news you can’t be saying that??? I’m not delusional and have never been reality checked, but holy crap this gave me whiplash

[mbrainspaz]

[anothercringefungi]

Ok internet help me out.

What in the actual hell is this little guy? Mom got this necklace at Mystic World for me and I have NO CLUE what it is. From image search it's made of bone it seems but I have absolutely no idea what animal it's trying to be

but I have named him Ferdinand.

[this-violence-of-mine]

went to a thrift store with my aunty today and uh idk what the fuck this means

[lucentparanormal]

Reddit user u/toeturn recently posted to the r/mildyinteresting subreddit about having discovered a shelf in their new home was actually an upside down Ouija board.

Did the original homemakers have a great sense of humour or are we about to watch a horror movie unfold?

[the-ablest-navigators]

Snow White has seen some things …

(iPhone 8)

[geometric-bloom]

i found a camera!!

it was just sitting in the utility room of my basement, no clue where it came from but it probably belonged to the previous owners of the house.

it looks kinda old, and i'm not sure how well it works, but it takes battery so i'm gonna try to find some triple a's and get it working soon.

[buttermagg]

Found this weird lil guy at goodwill today