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Eldritch/not-entirely-human Grunkle Stan stories have been eating away at my brain, so I have a silly little concept of Mimic!Stan.
He and his Mystery Shack are both mimics that lure tourists in as a literal "tourist trap" to gather and devour them! Since the house is alive, it raises a few (read: several) child safety concerns that lead to a LOT of rules to be created for Dipper and Mabel to follow when they eventually arrive, such as:
Be careful not to get lost in the winding hallways! The Mystery Shack is bigger on the inside, and you don't want to end up in the wrong areas.
Don't go through randomly appearing doors, they may eat you.
If you think you feel the walls around you breathing and the floor beneath you shifting, no, you don't.
If you think the walls feel a bit damp, you're imagining it.
Watch your fingers around windowsills! You wouldn't want to lose any of them.
Don't linger too long under the doorframes; it may start feeling like they are slowly constricting around you.
#his shack is basically his big ass pet- they have a weird bond thing going on <3#if the house is fed- so is Stanley and vice versa#also I need you guys to know that my dumbass already developed lore for this AU even tho it was supposed to be a small one because ofc I di#BASICALLY this guy is NOT Stanford's twin. like at all.#Stanford was born an only child that went to uni fine and came to gravity falls where he met “The Mimic” aka Stan#and Ford was fascinated by Stan and wanted to study him- while the latter was just like: omg friend!!#and Stan's way of showing his love as a Mimic was to replicate Ford's appearance EXACTLY to show that he cares and loves him#because in Mimic love language being able to imitate a human PERFECTLY down to every detail is an impressive show of attentiveness and care#Ofc Ford was thrilled by the awesomeness of this (*cough* nerd) but was also like: so how tf do I explain this extra clone of me that#sticks by my side like a barnacle#so the twin theory was made- Ford made Stan tweak his appearance just a little so that it doesn't look too uncannily similar to himself#and then Stan learned more about humans and came to adopt a persona himself#this is actually a way more silly AU than my other one because Ford- Stan and everyone else are straight up just chilling here#welp!#gravity falls#gravity falls au#Mimic Stan AU#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#stanford pines#ford pines#the mystery shack#mystery shack#mimics#tw scopophobia#tw body horror#tw gore#my art
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Also why the hell do people even go to those worlds in those avatars if no one is going to do light or casual rp about it (except to be mean???) The way roblox worlds work how ive seen often there is at least a casual rp air about it, but in VRchat it seems like either there is no RP at all and its like you may as well be in Any Chat Room or you have to do hard serious RP where there is only one of each character and you better as fuck know what you are doing when really i just want to be in a fucking world where someone comes over and goes hi Vox. And Vox. And I go Hi angel dust or whoever. and idk if thats not in the culture or if I got unlucky or what
Very annoying that the only instance of rp I saw was an extremly good Vox impression that was leveled against me as a weapon
I was going to rewrite this to be a post but then I realized this is best experienced as the original written in VR discord rant
#beep boop#seriouslyt what the hell man#vent#vox kin#vox fictive#im thinking back and im like. is he a youtuber or somethign???? was this supposed to be like a favor he is doing#does he see us in vox avatars and go oh those vox stans will love it if i do my very good vox impression to them#I mean i see vox fangirls on here with vox avitars or whatever and they would probably like that shit and go eee or whatever#and i guess he assumes we are this>?????#just bc like if it was just to be mean#weird ass way to do it.#gott pull out my very good vox impression to bully these shy people#so im like#was he trying to be nice??????????????????????#it wasnt nice it pissed me off and i dont know you im not your fangirl get out of my fucking face#youre probably not even really vox#i dont care that you talke to me im not fangirling over some fake vox#when i wake up in the morning every day and am vox#I AM VOX#it makes me wanna be able to talk to him and asked what happened#its so annoying like with the people on vr chat i see in passing nad have confusing upsetting interactions with i cant just go up to them a#and ask about shit bc thats fucking part of the weird social game isnt it#with people i know i can just talk out shit but like oh some fuckig guy in voice chat that doesnt feel allowed#and idk his username to ever see him again i just know hes rude ass fucking vox#deciding hes the real vox and i work for him???????????????????????????????????????????#I DO NOT WORK FOR YOU#I DONT WORK FOR ANYONE#I AM UNEMPLOYED!#cries i wanna be bale to talk through it so bad my instinct is well we can talk and figure out what happened#tlak through things is what i fucking do
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So. I was watching the RGG Direct, and then a ~Vision~ came upon me in Jima Jima chat after talking about how NishiMinami would sleep on Goromaru...
behold: that one piece screencap but Goromaru crew quarters ✨
#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#like a dragon 8 gaiden#pirate yakuza in hawaii#like a hawaii pirate dragons in yakuza or how do you even write that name HELP#majima goro#saejima taiga#nishida#yakuza nishida#minami daisaku#yes this does mean nishida/minami i am a sucker for nishida/minami#minashida#majima is fine. let the old man have the best spine crack of his life#also the perspective implies that if Saejima's hammock gives out. both he and Majima will fall on Nishida and Minami#if Majima looks weird it's because redrawing Luffy proportions to a grown ass long man is hard#TECHNICALLY i wanted Nishida to be in Zoro's place For Very Important Reasons but in terms of sleeping habits it's the other way around#rem oscar draws#jima jima tag 🍡
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Day 5 - caf since my scribbles can be totally illegible, here’s a transcript Obi-Wan: Here you go, Cody Cody: Oh, thanks, sir Cody: this... it’s caf? Obi-Wan: Ah, yes! I’ve noticed my teas are not really to your tastes, so I stocked up some caf for you instead! I hope it’s okay Cody: ... oh Cody: ...thank you.
#codywan#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#star wars#tcw#starwarstober23#little comic#I absolutely love the trope of them doing flimsiwork together and drinkin tea and caf#and Cody doesn't really like the teas Obi-Wan gives him but drinks them anyway because no one has EVER offered him something like that#and he'd rather jump out of an airlock than hurt Obi-Wan's feelings#so he sucks it up and drinks it and maybe even almost likes one blend or two#but ofc Obi-Wan notices at some point that Cody obviously isn't a big fan of teas so he'll get him caf instead#and if Cody already marveled at someone offering him something like tea this is a whole another level#a cup of caf is practically a love letter to Cody#I love them so much#codywan every day all the time#THEM#idiots in love#I also always struggle with coloring comics like do I color them or not????? so they end up colored kinda in this half-assed way usually#also if it hasn't become clear yet I can't draw backgrounds and struggle with that too so everything always takes place in some weird LIMBO#my arts
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#ion like the way they keep treating carolyn i'm hoping she outlives all them weird ass haters in the castle#the traitors#the traitors us#the traitors us 3#carolyn wiger#*#big brother players stop embarrassing me at this point i'm hoping for my favs NOT to be on the show#vanessa... da'vonne... i need y'all keep ur asses at home i can't handle watching another one of y'all acting foolish i'm not strong enough#or at the very least we've outlived the need for bb players as traitors because they physically just cannot seem to do it lmao
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I think one of the most vital parts of any curse of Strahd campaign is that when you're establishing the dynamic between your Strahd and Rahadin they both have to be at least a little weird about it
#There are other important things of course#but you absolutely cannot make the relationship between these guys normal#One way or another you have to make them weird. For the drama. For the tension. The anticipation.#So that when your party targets one of them they know the other is about to go sicko mode on their ass#curse of strahd#it speaks#I love Rahadin and Strahd as a concept so much#Everyone in Ravenloft is undead or cursed or magical and then there's Some Elf With A Sword and he's 2nd in command#Like what the hell is this guy doing here#How scary does he have to be that Strahd keeps him around and MORTAL
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I think it's absolutely so weird that in both instances of addressing the issue (the stream and the video), dream has used his Minecraft skin to talk to the audience like he hasn't done a face reveal at all and that he hasn't had music tours when he barely had any music like bro, I get people being mean to you bc of your face, but at the very least could you not do it with your stupid ass Minecraft skin????
#mayaposts#mcyt#discourse#dream situation#dream mention#dont get me started on the weird ass roleplay in the middle of the fucking stream where he was roleplaying as a detective fsr#like some faceless ppl at least have the decency to like not do stupid shit like that even if they have a png of themselves#they dont put it on screen the and if they do they usually dont put it in the same way on their usual videos
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jealousy really is the driving force of DamiTim as a ship. love that for them. love how Tim has the Robin mantle ripped away from him and he has to suffer the jealousy of watching Dick and Damian bond. how possessive over Dick Tim can be, to have him stolen by Dick.
even more so though, is the jealousy from Damian. how on earth do you cope when you finally get to be Robin, a role you've convinced is your birthright, and no one really likes you? every prefers the Robin who came before you? Dick regularly reminds you that he can always go and call Tim back when you act out? like the complex Damian has over Tim is unreal. Tim, who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and had everything handed to him his whole life. he never had to struggle or fight for his place like Damian did. Damian has spent his whole life fighting and proving himself, and yet he can't ever seem to truly claw the mantle of Robin away from Tim. even when Tim lets it go, becomes Red Robin, they seem to share it. Tim can slip back into the role of Robin whenever someone like Dick or Bruce need him to, because *he's* the Robin who they need. he's the Robin who was able to find Bruce. he's the Robin that Ra's wants an heir out of. he's the Robin who even Jason respects. in Damian's eyes, everything Damian has fought tooth and nail for, was handed to Tim.
so of course he's going to react to Tim with violence and aggression, especially after finding out Tim has contingency plans for him. no matter how much Damian proves himself, he's never going to be enough, especially not to Tim. and so his deep refusal to see Tim as family, to acknowledge Tim's legacy is all driven by such an angry jealousy. Tim understands aspects of Bruce's legacy that Damian doesn't, like the need to sweet talk and play nice with the elites of Gotham, even if they're corrupt. they exemplify different aspects of Robin, and the aspects that Tim exemplifies are the aspects that Damian knows he'll never fully understand and therefore holds such a deep contempt for. he wants to fight criminals, not play nice with politicians. Tim understands the side of Gotham that's utterly foreign to Damian. if anything, he represents that side of Gotham, to Damian. a pretty little rich boy who's nothing but a know-it-all and not a real son of Bruce. he can't be a Wayne. he can't be Damian's family.
and all of that angry jealousy leading to unhealthy obsession turned a weird, angry crush from Damian is just my bread and butter. that is how DamiTim should be. to me. Damian obsessed over hating Tim Drake so much he accidentally ends up sort of in love with him and that only makes Damian angrier. because he can't prove everyone right by *also* liking Tim. he can't let Ra's win like that, because frankly why wouldn't Ra's be delighted by Damian and Tim getting together. and it builds and builds with angry passive aggression towards Tim that culminates in angry hate-fucking-that's-not-just-driven-by-hate. love and hate are always viewed as opposites in shipping and i think they're the same intense passion just in different directions. and for the best ships, they're very intertwined. what is DamiTim is not the peak of that. "i put so much of myself into hating you i had no choice but to fall in love with you somewhere along the way" core. love that bleeds into hate and hate that bleeds into love. "you make me so angry i regularly passively try to kill you but not with any real effort because who would i obsess over if you were actually gone" core. murder attempts as a form of courting. contingency plans to take each other out as a love language. they're unwell.
#necrotic festerings#damitim#timdami#tim drake x damian wayne#damian wayne x tim drake#also possibly a hint of dicktim at the beginning there#i have yelled at my partner about them nonstop#so i had to put the thoughts into a tumblr post to give them peace.#i clearly favor tim in my ships we don't need to talk about it#tim drake is so weird he makes everyone else weird about him by proxy.#like sir contain that aura it's making everyone mentally ill.#i'm not a hamilton girlie at all which is why it makes me so mad Wait For It is SUCH good song for damian#like that song just IS his complex over tim#whether canon or shipping#this pulls from a variety of canon btw#like yeah mostly pre-flashpoint#but i do think the fact that in current comics canon tim keeps defaulting back to being robin#must make damian SO mentally unwell#like oh that does not help your jealousy complex does it.#and the thoughts of tim understanding the elite in ways damian doesn't are inspired by the boy wonder (2024)#which GOD is the first modern comic to fucking understand how tim and damian actually feel about each other#in a way that isn't either cartoonishly evil or makes them make up too easily#ugh. juni ba your mind.#anyway the complex damian has over tim. is fucking wild.#bc like everyone uses it to woobify poor tim for being attacked by big mean damian#which first of all stop taking panels out of context#second of all#dude no WONDER damian has a complex. i'd hate tim's ass too!!!#when i was reading batman & robin (2009) and dick casually says he can still call tim when damian acts out#what kind of threat IS that dick. sir.
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i’m immediately breaking into his batshit crazy house just to ask him what we are after this
#like you can’t just say some crazy fucking shit like this to me & then expect me to be normal about it#also WHY THE FUCK does he say it like that omg…#*alex jones meme voice* ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME???#i know his ultimate end goal is the stupid fucking crown#but this little exchange just further fuels my headcanon that raphael is absolutely gagging for tav/durge’s soul in the exchange too#as a little treat yaknow#like i do think he’d ultimately be content & fine if they just like gave him the crown & then fucked off after everything is said & done#but i also think that if you do give him the crown you’re stuck with him bc of some fuck ass clauses he included or whatever#mostly just theorizing this based off of the brief hope dialogue where she’s screaming about how she read your contract & that you’ve#violated like 4 dozen clauses lmao#like you know damn well that shit is so painfully detailed & convoluted in such a way at that he essentially traps you with him if you give#him the crown#there’s also like several other in game moments that sorta hint at the fact that he’s developed some weird obsession with you regardless#but i digress#bg3#raphael#bg3 raphael#raphael bg3
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right now i'm very torn between "taking critique is important as an artist and it's not an attack on me personally" and "people commenting about my same face syndrome under my posts upsets me an unreasonable amount and i wish they would stop doing it"
#ramble#sorry i am not having a good art day today#i'm TRYING i promise#this is 100% a me problem and i hate it#i think it's because when i have a Problem with my art. i need to fix it INSTANTLY#and that's not how art improvement works#idk why it gets to me so much i can't explain it#even if it's polite and means well it makes me feel weird and i don't know why#maybe because i thought i was way better about it than i used to be but right now i'm getting it way more#yes i know posting art means you have to take people's opinions#but how do i say 'please do not leave lengthy critique under my art that i make for fun when i didn't ask for it' w/o sounding like an ass#i just feel like. i would never go to a fic and point out all the writing mistakes in the comments if the author didn't ask for it. idk#i'm fighting really hard not to yell 'IT'S MY ART STYLE' bc that's not an excuse obvs
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Everyone say thank you to @woof-verine for coming up with the fantastic concept of Wade and Logan taking Laura to go rollerskating (it was mostly Wades idea).
#my art#poolverine#wolverpool#peanutbub#deadclaws#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#deadpool#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#laura kinney#laura with her weird gay uncles ❤#hot take but there is no way worst wolverine could be a father figure lmaoooo#bro has too much baggage#would he kill everyone and then himself for laura?#of course#but his ass is not taking her to school#btw do NOT zoom in on this drawing shes so messy 😭#traditional art is not my friend
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why can't i enjoy things like a normal person? casually, just a few episodes/chapters here and there, then move on with my life. but no, whatever it is, it worms its way into my brain, consumes my thoughts and it slowly drives me insane. i am unable to think about anything else but the Thing of the week, or month, sometimes year(s) if it gets that bad.
#dc#smallville#henry danger#i never thought i'll be here. like actually. smallville is not a surprise i've always liked heroes. i love supes. marvel and dc and whatnot#by proxy me being lowkey into henry danger shouldn't be such a big surpise. but it is. i'm a little lost even i mean what do i do with THIS#because it's not the kind of hero stories i tend to gravitate to. i first watched the show when it aired (being around 16 years old)#and i remember thinking it was funny. maybe too much. i was laughing my ass off really. and now as an adult i find myself#looking for the things that gave me some modicum of comfort in the past. it so happens that one of those things is this silly wacky series#i know when something has embedded itself into my mind in such a way that a hyperfixation is in the making. but still. it's odd#again i cannot reiterate how strange this hyperfixation is and i can only hope it won't last long#because i cannot stay up any longer thinking of how deeply complex both ray and henry are#the connection between the two and whatever weird bullshit they have going on as individuals is. just too much for me#idk. i'm kind of losing my mind#this whole rambling of unorganized thoughts goes specifically for:#lex luthor#ray manchester#yipyip
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i know you're probably thinking, "Al..."
#weird al yankovic#fanart#weird al#al's brain#so happy that this got leaked idgaf#al's big and greedy ass dont wanna release it then we gotta do what we gotta do#i already saw a bootleg of it before but it's way better in hd (not surprisingly)#dtawings .
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sometimes going too hard on the "sweet sunshine baby who's oblivious to the horrors of reality" can veer into infantilizing and glorifying male incompetence and, like, if the whole reason we like adrien is because he's so nontoxic that feels like a misstep.
him not knowing what the birds & bees are at 14 is one thing (still stupid on its own but sure) but if you guys aren't careful you can accidentally turn him into a man child who's squicked out by normal human anatomy as a grown-ass adult, thereby defeating what makes his sunshiney-ness nice in the first place.
#hey. hey. why are we infantilizing the princess-coded abuse victim again?#(one of) the one(s) that many people head canon as neurodivergent in some way? isn't that weird?#ml fandom critical#ml fandom salt#headcanoning him being grossed out by gynecologists as an adult isn't funny because that's something grown ass misogynists do
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I feel because of Jinx and Viktor’s popularity in fandom (having some of the most annoying fans in Arcane fandom) and the attention they receive in the show itself, people forget/don’t realise how bad they were done by the writers in s2
#saying this as someone who had thought jayce was reasonable for killing viktor in s2#the way they stripped all nuance from viktor’s actions and made jayce 100% right and the arcane/glorious evolution instead of highly flawed#and morally dubious/neutral#into just bad and wrong(tm)#was weird. it was weird.#i don’t want to compare to league because i do think adaptations should be judged on themselves for the most part#and i’m not too familiar.#but i think the ending should have been left open. like let piltover and zaun still be at war and the characters finding their place in that#also escalation from misguidedly transforming unwitting but willing people to viktor just deciding to turn everyone into an emotionless robo#was weird too#someone smarter than me do a deep dive idek#everyone became a centrist when faced with the true enemy; extremist zaunite (but like not even for zaun)#its not that i wanted viktor to be innocent. his actions in act 2 were morally dubious and he was destined to become darker and more extreme#but the way they did it was weird#and the way they resolved his character. it just feel so half-assed if you look past how emotionally charged and beautiful it was#do not even get me started on jinx… the ‘jinx is alive’ theory better be real because that’s the only way to salvage her character#but like i think they handled her character terribly for all of act 3#i think ekko and mel were done dirty in the way characters like lucas in st were. but i won’t get into that rn#jayce and vi also kinda felt reduced to their relationships…#arcane s2 act 3#arcane critical#arcane criticism#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2#viktor arcane#viktor#jinx arcane#jinx
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if everybody's special then nobody's special
#fuck tha hayters and the neighsayers#izuku when kacchan comes back to pick him up: yeah hey i only said it like that cuz i had a flash of self doubt and fear in my abilities t#at panicked me! of course i want to be a hero duo SOMEDAY not a sidekick tho!#katsuki: word the fuck up izuku love you i mean i love you i mean love you lots i mean lov#and then katsuki waits for izuku to catch up and they hero duo and he joins the agency and co owns it and they rename it to dynadeku#And then they put a couch in the officd for cuddling after the patrol 😊#this is just my copium in the wake of those ai generated ass LEAKS#That is not the deku i know and that's all ill say on that but I guess he's probably mentally ill. weird way to end things but i do what i#want idgaf#abyways#my hero academia#my art#mha#bnha#mha fanart#boku no hero academia#bnha fanart#izuku midoriya#bkdk#dkbk#ktdk#dekubaku#bakudeku#katsuki x izuku#katsudeku#bakugou katsuki#deku#kacchan#great explosion murder god dynamight#gemg dynamight
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