#weaponry headcanons

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

Rescue Bots weapon headcanons

First off I headcanon the main four rescue bots to be just barely as old as the war

Blurr, Salvage, and Quickshadow are all older than the war

so keep that in mind with these

Heatwave has hand blasters (imagine the tfp ones) that he never used after becoming a rescue bot in an attempt to distance himself from the war

Blades has claws and hand saws (think Knockouts weapons) which he uses entirely for medical purposes

Boulder never got any built in weapons so he sticks to the seismic powers.

Chase only has a taser, he’s had hundreds of chances to at LEAST get a basic pistol to hold. He doesn’t take the offers ever.

Quickshadow has tons of built in weaponry that she received while actively dodging the rescue bot massacre left and right, her most notable weapons are: her laser gun that’s hidden in both bot and alt mode; a gun extension that can only be used in her alt mode; and a basic pistol

Blurr nabbed a pistol while with the Bee Team, but never really uses it

Salvage has fucking everything, he just never makes it. He has the materials and the capabilities, he just doesn’t. He’s recognized he has the ability to, he just doesn’t

[fishymedic]

something about steb also rejecting having an hextech weapon; aside from the whole medic thought processes *trying to minimize injuries etc by outright avoiding them

but also it's the magic aspect of it (honestly his latent magic from genetics+it probably would've done some weird shit)

[sweepingboy]

"i wonder how I taste meme" wouldn't really work with fengqing because in a number of fights the generals are not proud of, they have bitten each other more than once.

[anti-fairy-world]

In light of more people bringing up 'Timmy being a fairy' aus, may we interest you in a long held 'Timmy's Anti-Fairy counterpart should be Gary' headcanon

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Upper Left, arrow pointed at suspiciously bottle shaped ray gun: Hand-me-down while Gary learns to control his magic

Upper Right, arrow pointed at Gary: Despite having been 'born' older, Poof/Irep still considers Gary to be his 'little brother'

Bottom Right, arrow pointed at Gary: Handful

[howlsofbloodhounds]

what gun(s) would you give the bad sanses, if they were to own one?

I had no idea. I’m not an expert in guns. I know killer would definitely fool around with whatever he can get his hands on, curious fella he is, but I do think he prefers close range—he can see better, be certain of his reality through use of touch, and feel all the pain he wants. Win-win for him. and things like various daggers, knives, swords—and of course, bones. Because im sure he has been shown using bones before.

Perhaps hand to hand, obviously dodging, his reset strategically, and doesn’t use much magic based fighting besides maybe that one blue attack soul moving thing i can’t remember the name of right now (he uses it on dream before and swap), and his gaster blaster to end a fight quickly—either when bored, to overwhelm a stronger enemy/take them by surprise, or something’s triggering him into stage 1.

[1-aussiedollar]

Autistic Pit.

Autistic Pit.

[scion-of-kings]

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[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

By the time Fingolfin’s host came to Beleriand they had fashioned additional clothes from the pelts of beasts. They hung as heavy with memories of the ice as they did with fur and snow. After Lammoth Fingolfin burnt both orc bodies and clothes, leaving the memories with them.

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

So I've been thinking about chemical warfare and how it was used in both world wars...and I'm just thinking that Alucard would be disturbed if not outright afraid of chemical warfare. Sure Alucard survive pretty much anything and yes, he absolutely has a stronger sense of smell than humans do. However I don't actually think Alucard would be totally immune to gas. Sure he can regenerate, but I think even he would wary of the stuff, especially considering he's probably had white phosphorus used on him before, and that stuff just eats away at flesh right down to the bone and sometimes through it.

Sure some gasses he probably wouldn't be terribly affected by seeing how if he can smell it, he'll probably just stop breathing. But the ones that don't have a smell? The ones that are more insidious and tend to not act until much later? I think Alucard is incredibly wary of those kinds simply based on the fact that the delayed reaction would likely happen much quicker to him due to his likely increased metabolism as a result of his regeneration, and personally on something like Alucard? I think gas would be horrific. It would probably be just as horrific as it is on humans, and I do wonder if Alucard ever was allowed to fight in the first world war. He might not have, but there's a chance he might have, and had been introduced to such things either via being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or thanks to Van Helsing.

Either way, I don't personally see Alucard for all that he is, being okay by any means with chemical warfare. Either by seeing it as an abominable thing, feeling fear towards it, disgust, or a combination of all three. I just can't see him condoning the useage of such.

[thewolfisawake]

Because it's a favor to Balmoral and their personal joy, the Maven has taken requests for the generals in terms of weaponry or the like that they would like. All of them have it inconspicuous in differing ways and attuned to how they work. Risteard's is in the shape of a ring. It is actually shaped similarly to the heirloom ring that Risteard would have inherited as the Gallochbar's inheritor. However the actual ring is likely lost somewhere and he honestly doesn't want the true ring.

The stone is cairngorm smoky quartz that is rough cut. It can be considered a 'dull' color but Risteard finds a beauty in the natural colors. And the frame for the metal is an antique metallic look.

Of course it is not solely a ring. Usually Risteard has it active when he turns the stone to the inside of his palm and grasps it within the palm. This turns it into what can look like a cane but is, you guessed it, a whip sword. The stone becomes apart of the pommel.

Usually Risteard coats it with poison if he is actually fighting. He's gotten into a situation where he kinda dueled Mhoirbheinn and he didn't use it then because he doesn't find a point in causing serious harm. But even the poison coating is not even completely serious. It's like if he wants to harm but not kill. Killing intent is when each blade is a different kind so it will be fucking his opponent up faster.

Now how does he have time for coating it with all these things? He doesn't. Within the cane, there are technically 'vials' that can be placed within. Risteard invokes which he wants to use, if any, with a mental command or within grip if it's not being used by him. And the whole weapon itself is attuned to his nature. So he can always channel his natural poison into his blade regardless of vials though it is usually helped when he gives a small bit of blood to it.

This is the weapon that Risteard always has on hand even when stripped of normal weapons. On a normal basis he does have a simple blade, usually noted as a misericorde, on his person. Why only that? As he tends to put: "I am a mediator, not a combatant."

[fistfuloflightning]

keeping these tags for posterity

#this sword being for Maedhros Feanorian The Tall a man who was 8 feet tall on a good day who was crazy enough to use this zweihander#in his non dominant hand#being stolen by his squishy half elf ward-son kidnappee and then floating around Numenor not unlike Excalibur#becaue Nobody can lift this fucking thing without stabbing their feet#finally coming to chad Amandil and just by virtue or whatever Elendil's Dad is the only one in like 2000 years who can hold this thing#I find this deeply funny if the thing to help defeat Sauron is Maedhros the Kinslayer's Impossible Sword#to be fair if you were an orc and this Fae Terror stood at Himring where the snow is at his waist holding a four foot sword with one hand#and naught but the glint of the steely determination of undiluted eldest daughter energy and attitude of 'If Sauron isn't going to kill me#you sure as hell aren't going to' It would be a pretty good deterrent is all I'm saying

What are your opinions on Narsil being Maedhros’s sword, then Elros’s and making its way to Elendil’s line?

Wait no wait hang on this is really funny... Narsil was Maedhros' sword and Elros stole it but it's like... five feet long and was completely unwieldable and languished in vaults for millenia UNTIL 7'11 Elendil picked it up like 'finally a sword made for ME' and this explains the question of 'how did they find all the shards of this damn sword in the middle of a fetid battlefield' they didn't... but the amount of shards they DID find was enough to reforge into a normal size damn sword. I'm consuming this concept into my internal canon.

[truly-quirkless]

I still love the concept of someone- anyone- handing Yagi a weapon as a present and his reaction is just

'Thanks! I'll keep this for when I really need it'

[abyssmalice]

(seeing a tweet mention that thing about childe's weaponry having some not-subtle links to enkanomiya and it makes for good incentive now to mention before i forget, again that in my head, i also envision tonitoni's elemental weaponry looking like that!!

like when toni makes her usual polearm from cryo, it 100% looks like childe's just simply made from cryo

and if she gets to the point of using homing projectiles, they either look like simple floating icicles (common, when she's prioritizing speed or a "relentless ambush" type of tactic) or simplified versions of childe's swords (uncommon, when she's trying to make some dramatic statement or focusing on putting more strength into the attacks bc the more intricate the projectile = the more elemental energy is being used for it)

bonus: as a hypothetical playable unit, she does have a "normal" polearm weapon equipped, which is the vaguely heart-shaped one i like drawing her with. (one day i will draw it......... i will draw the exclusive tonitoni polearm one day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

on an extra side note, as previously mentioned, tonitoni (and her older counterpart, who gave them to her in the first place) also carries a set of knives on her, mainly for throwing - these knives also bear a heart-shape of some kind on it, primarily the stylization of the hilt)

[angstandhappiness]

DUDE Neat

@sing-me-under Just to clarify the tags: Assassin!Bruce is not a Batman who kills. The latter is a deranged serial killer. The former is Talia’s depressed trophy husband.

I know this is probably OOC but I was thinking about BTK and how absolutely funny it would be if Bruce was like a sharpshooter prodigy.

Like, imagine Bruce all of 13 years old and obsessing over every single aspect and factor of his parents’ death, and that includes a very specific moment where that obsession pinpointed on disabling the killer before pulling the trigger turned into disassembling the handgun, and that obsession branched out to learning the ins and outs of all firearms so that he knows everything there is to know in defending against any sort projectile, as you do…

And being the epitome of unhealthy coping mechanisms, he puts himself through “exposure therapy” by going to a shooting range with Alfred’s oversight… after a few failed attempts and too many panic attacks, he finally succeeds in dissociating enough to walk in, go through the motions, and actually level the gun… and his aim is effectively perfect.

And then he refuses to pick up a gun ever again and his obsession switches to other things so it doesn’t really matter. Of course, he does his overseas training a la BTK and learns how to properly wield firearms from a teacher and he’s just amazing, but he cannot point a gun at a real living person without shutting down, never mind actually pulling the trigger.

And this never comes up ever again for the entirety of his time as Batman.

Sometimes, when a fight is really restrictive, Batman will grab the only available projectile weapon and perfectly shoot through an nigh invisible wire holding up a catwalk or something before taking apart the gun, and not a single person would question it.

[malika-carnelian]

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@photobombingcryptid

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

But of course, the most calm one, no??? https://youtu.be/cokPAe3ANKc

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

Snort. The best one of course. (drawing made by photobombing xD)

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

When digital it's fine, but when handwritten... it's so messy. Lucky her that he doesn't write in cybertronian... for now.

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

It's so unusual that Malika is pretty quick into replying to him.

How often our muses text:

Rarely, he have to be very bored to do so.

How often our muses call:

When that happened, it was mostly for saying ""nice"" things to each other ( in a friendly way full of heavy jokes.). Or when he disappear into the void of "where the frag are you?"

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

It didn't happened yet so. But it might happen more from the opposite.

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

I've seen a black giant butt while driving on the desert, it was you?

[rad-batson]

Quick headcanon that at some point, the Justice League makes a time-off calendar for every time a leaguer is busy and needs someone to keep their city safe while they’re gone. Maybe they have a work trip or a family thing or even some vacation they planned.

All a hero has to do is request time off, and another member will sub in while they’re gone. The only problem is that it creates a pattern. It would be suspicious if Green Arrow is only replaced when Oliver Queen is on a business trip, right? So to keep the public on their toes, JL members are encouraged to take a random day off each month or so and switch out with no rhyme or reason. Just any random day, any random hour.

The outcome is complete chaos.

Clark Kent has the pleasure of interviewing Wonder Woman at the scene of a car chase she just stopped in Metropolis.

Some muggers in Star City are scooped up into a giant glowing cage while Green Lantern riddles off bird puns to an exasperated Black Canary.

A team of robbers hit a bank in Central City but get roasted by Plastic Man for their poor their safe-cracking skills as they’re taken into custody.

Black Manta uses his high tech weaponry to wreak havoc in the Atlantic only to be hit with a torpedo as the Bat-Sub dives towards him at full speed.

Cyborg is lecturing a group of teen vandals in Fawcett City when Captain Marvel just waltzes up, says, “I’m tapping back in,” and continues the lecture where he left off.

Complete. And. Utter. Chaos. No one knows who will show up at the scene now, not even the cops, but criminals are scared shitless.

The JL decides to keep the calendar. If only for entertainment.