#we're both autistic

[henryshakesmear]

One time I had the opportunity to have sex with someone but instead we talked about Naruto for an hour so

[snaggletoothedbastard]

How did Theatre Kids become the most popular people in my school. Like how the fuck did Theatre Kids get to the top of the pecking order. And why are they now the ruling class that think they're better than everyone.

[underwhelmingalchemist]

On today's episode of auDHD boygirlfriend and autistic girlfriend, my girlfriend walked into our room, paused for a long second, and then asked me why the room was flashing rainbow. I just replied that it felt like the correct way to listen to nightcore, which she accepted as an explanation. She would, a couple minutes later, admit that she didn't initially register the rainbow strobe lights. Instead, she just knew that something had changed, and it took her a moment to realize that that thing was the brightly flashing rainbow lights she was standing in

[hunter-sylvester]

Me: “If you had to pick one, which character from Metal Lords is your favorite and why is it Emily?” Bf: “ ‘cause she’s autistic as fuck”

[thelunarsystemwrites]

Metaphorically me and my brother.

more of the buddies

[cheapvodka]

Neighbor child: Can I tell you *monologue about his inner world that I am disinterested in*?

Me: Yes, but I won't promise to hear all of it.

[mossymozzarellasticks]

Me, who just redesigned my ocs: help I accidentally jfashioned alyssa and moth

My poor friend who met through splatoon, seeing that message: ... mozzarella, what the fuck-

[taibhsearachd]

Saw a Gen Z kid on twitter going "I'm just imagining Gen Z people who get roommates and just communicate with them through Discord", implying that that would be Weird and Wrong, and I didn't have the heart to tell them that I'm a millennial who's been married for probably longer than they've been an adult and my primary method of communication with my wife is Discord.

[vaguely-concerned]

lucanis truly has a near terminal case of burned out golden child syndrome. caterina fucked both of these kids over so incredibly bad with the dynamic she enforced there, with illario being labled the perpetual fuckup kid where lucanis 'could do no (would never be allowed to do) wrong'. the way he admits in the first coffee date scene that the only thing that happened when he showed he could carry the weight of expectation was that more weight was added makes me so sad. you can hear it in caterina's voice in his intro mission that she's incredibly proud of him, but this is clearly a leandra and hawke situation where that pride never translates into relief or resolution or unconditional warmth or understanding or anything that really helps.

[ping-ski]

guilty of being a robokisser

[skippersthecat]

[archetype-archives]

Seems as though Nickelodeon is testing the waters with rise.

THERE IS STILL HOPE!

[mlmjakewheeler]

i am here once again to tell you guys about my demiromantic gay autistic ari mendoza hc.

Sometimes Aristotle Mendoza gives me demi vibes.

[jinxedshapeshifter]

Something I find really funny about Espio is that he acts like he's above acting childish but he's absolutely not. Like he gets really annoyed by Vector and Charmy's antics and general immaturity (which I get for Vector but Charmy's 6, Espio. relax) but he also has a tendency to be immature. Notable examples of this include:

Him fighting a fucking 8 year old over rings because the guy he LITERALLY just met needs them to replenish his psychokinesis

Sonic Universe. "Vector, Charmy's speaking blasphemy"

Sonic Heroes. Just. Everything about Espio in Sonic Heroes

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog lmao (granted this is also just Espio not understanding social cues. As someone with autism Espio is a massive mood in The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog)

The fucking Sonic cookbook man. Between Amy calling him out for how dramatic his recipe titles are and him passive-aggressively accusing Vector of not paying the power bill ("It is also helpful to know this recipe when a certain someone doesn't pay the power bill and our stove won't turn on, Vector.") this man is NOT as serious as he thinks he is lmfao

His Modern Sonic mission in Sonic Generations. "My training has failed me. I must redouble my pursuit of mastery." SIR YOU WERE BEAT AT GLORIFIED HIDE-AND-SEEK.

I'm not implying he needs to change or anything, it's just really funny to me lmao

[fordtistic]

Middle-Aged Man x Old Man self-insert yaoi enjoyers make some noise

[motions1ckn3ss]

seeing chappell roan next week (!!!) in london and i've decided on a whim that the very next day i will go and see the evening performance of les mis as it will be the day before djavan van de fliert finishes playing enjolras and i simply must see him