#At least he asked
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cheapvodka ¡ 6 months ago
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Neighbor child: Can I tell you *monologue about his inner world that I am disinterested in*?
Me: Yes, but I won't promise to hear all of it.
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noodles-and-tea ¡ 3 months ago
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How does Ford react to Fidds taking Stan with him on a creature hunt? A sea based hunt at that.
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He gets a lil jealous
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bluegiragi ¡ 4 months ago
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group huddle!
early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost
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bunjywunjy ¡ 1 month ago
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everywhere I go, various old men want my hat
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akanemnon ¡ 16 days ago
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That's two jailbreaks in one day!
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
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frownyalfred ¡ 9 months ago
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Jason to Bruce privately in the Cave: “That was the stupidest decision I’ve ever seen you make. Do you really think they’re going to want to be your friends once they find out the truth? If you could unclench for ONE minute this all could’ve been avoided—”
Jason at the Justice League meeting on the Watchtower ten minutes later: “If anyone even LOOKS at Batman I’ll rip their throat out. None of you fuckers understand how many favors he’s doing your sorry asses. If you’re too stupid to listen to Batman, that’s your prerogative. He’s the only thing keeping this damn satellite in ORBIT—”
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rocketbirdie ¡ 18 days ago
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face value
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puppetmaster13u ¡ 9 months ago
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Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 
“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Deadly Decisions#Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder#It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal#Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance#Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew#Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason#Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN#Morally Gray Danny#He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol#Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :>#Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great#Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D#Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination#Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay#Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book#How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive#He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know
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mobius-m-mobius ¡ 2 months ago
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#happy anniversary to remembering this actually happened 😘✌️
Loki S2 Anniversary x Episode 5 - “Science/Fiction”
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deerspherestudios ¡ 6 months ago
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Gifting Mychael a gasoline scented slime.
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Don't feed the local wildlife.
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noodles-and-tea ¡ 4 months ago
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Who’s your favorite gravity falls character?
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THIS GUY
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etrevague ¡ 2 years ago
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everytime I look at the colour of my own eyes I remember some dude I hung out with for a day looked at me so tenderly and said “your eyes… they’re like… poopy brown” immediately followed with “can i kiss you”
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gravitysoda ¡ 9 months ago
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refusing an impossible wish and settling for one last game of chess.
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umblrspectrum ¡ 9 months ago
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being grounded from devices means nothing when you have a robot boyfriend
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chloesimaginationthings ¡ 8 months ago
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Go ahead. Tell me I'm wrong
WHY would I when you are correct
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incorrect-lord-of-the-rings ¡ 2 years ago
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The Fellowship as Barbie teaser photos ft. Gollum
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