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nuchester · 2 months

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dave mustaine hcs nsfw PLEASE... ‼️‼️‼️‼️ (nicely)

AHHH he’s so cute he looks like a little booger 🤗😋

BUT YES OFC 😍😍

- in my opinion, I think he had some trust issues after what happened with Metallica, so he was a little closed off when you first met

- he tried not to let you in, but seeing how badly you wanted him to trust you, and how you went the extra mile to make sure he felt comfortable with you, he couldn’t resist

- I think he’d be the protective type

- not OVERprotective, but protective nonetheless

- keeping a close eye on you at parties, making sure you’re careful with who you talk to, and of course keeping you nice and close to him the whole night

- he’s a dom. That’s it.

- he has two moods: he’s either SUPER dominant, or super caring and romantic and intimate

- very much a sweetheart

- he buys you flowers on every date, gets you giant teddy bears and all the chocolate in the world on Valentine’s Day

- I think his favourite kind of date would be drive in movies. He seems like a drive in type of guy

- it would honestly be more like the movie playing in the background as you both talk, laugh, make out. Basically all the things you can’t do in a theatre

- Metal Sludge states: “Dave is of average size and is very romantic, at least until he is done. Likes to cuddle, but might not be so friendly in the morning.” But we can pretend all we want!! 🤗

- HES GOOD AT AFTERCARE DOESNT MATTER WHAT METAL SLUDGE SAYS 😡

- bubble baths, candles, breakfast in bed, endless cuddles and praise, all of it

- he wouldn’t even TOUCH a groupie while he’s with you. (realistically, he’s fucking groupies on sight, but once again, we can pretend!!)

- boobs man for sure. This guy loves boobs

- missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, I think he would wanna try everything before he decides what he likes most

- I think he would’ve been super nervous meeting your parents 🙁 he just wants them to like him and not think of him as some dirty rocker

- playing with his hair.

- he doesn’t necessarily love when you play with his hair and do all sorts of things with it, but he doesn’t hate it either

Guys why is he so… 😻

(Video from @thesspaceman on TikTok!)

I hope this was at least half decent lol. Let me know who else I should write for! (I’m also gonna start writing fics soon 😉)

#we’re married guys!#he might not know it #but still!!#dave mustaine x reader #dave mustaine smut #dave mustaine #megadeth #metallica #megadeth smut #rock n roll #metal music

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captainsavre · 4 months

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Maya and Carina || STATION 19 (4.14 // 7.10)

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mrjonathanmurray · 2 years

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van helsing: we must not tell friend arthur that many men have given miss lucy blood, it will enjealous him!

arthur, reading lucy’s transcribed letters to mina in which she details her three proposals in one day: you know, if quincey had asked me to marry him like that, i probably would have said yes

#the dracula polycule lives on!!!#what van helsing doesn’t know is if arthur heard about the other transfusions his first thought would be ‘guys now we’re ALL married 🥹’#suitor squad #arthur holmwood #lucy westenra #john seward #quincey morris #dracula daily #dracula #bram stoker #mrjonathanmurray

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carlsangel · 6 months

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i think about him so often

LORD.

#carl grimes #carl grimes twd #twd #the walking dead #guys i’m so insane about him #also we are the same #we’re actually married but we haven’t told anyone yet #chandler riggs #twd carl #im carls gf i promise #carl #muehehehe

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beneathashadytree · 4 months

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Finished my Surgery final today, so that’s another one off the list!! I feel a lot lighter already, even if I still have 4 more subjects to go😭 Anyways poll time until I post again tonightttt!!!🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

#maya talks #this is purely because i’m WEAK at the knees just thinking about soft gentle cheek n forehead kisses #they’re actually my favorite type of kisses #instant win #someone pressing their lips gently to my cheek? my heart flutters #someone brushes my hair back and kisses my forehead tenderly? we’re married now #sigh i love simple acts of physical affection sososo much you guys have no idea

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danielenjoyer · 7 days

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This is so out of my ordinary horning over Eric posts but I just need to announce my lovely lawfully wedded wife Fiddleford Hadron McGucket

Oh I’m gonna be ill I love him so much

#fiddleford #fiddleford mcgucket #I need to wrap him up in a blanket and make sure nothing bad happens to him ever again #we’re legally married guys #gravity falls

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aziraphalesbowtie · 1 year

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“she’s not dead, she’s just thinking about good omens s2”

#good omens #good omens 2 #i can’t think about ANYTHING ELSE #ineffable husbands #WE’RE SO CLOSE YOU GUYS ITS SO SOON ITS STARTING TO FEEL REAL #i had a dream about watching a new episode last night #aziraphale said he must marry crowley #help

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mydictionary-yume · 4 months

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Help me

HE’S SO HMGNGNGMHNGNGNGMNGNGGHNGMHMGNNNGFFF

#WE’RE MARRIED GUYS IT’S REAL AND CANON #I plan to draw Lu into the mannequin but ahem. problem.#I’m gonna be away from my stuff for three days😔😔😔😔#so once I get back and get done with work that day you bet your ass I’m gonna go insane #in the meantime I’m gonna grind🫡#lc screams

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cupiidzbow · 9 months

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bites my thumb I know I already talked abt nicknames they’d call me but I thought about it again and got sick to my stomach (good way ) 💔💔

#everyone should do this . it’s healing .#anyways i call banjo jojo or jo or jojo honey and it makes meeee sooooooo GRAGHGGH.#he likes my name . he wants to use it he like how it sounds when he says it I think…..#he saves pumpkin for more special occasions or when we’re one on one …. I think it sweet …..#FUNKY ALWAUS USES THEM literally if he doesn’t sweet talk me he would drop dead .#sweetness or sweetcheeks … cutie pie…. baby cakes maybe …… he likes babe or baby for simplicity too….#MAYBE PRECIOUS. drops dead #I KNOW SHIT IS SERIOUS WHEN HE USES MY ACTUAL NAME but that’s only when he’s worried abt my safety or smth serious happens yknow…#i Like using his name a lot but I love calling my guys honey or sweetie it’s so natural for me ……#TOM LOVES CALLING ME SWEETHEART…. or bell . what who said that .#idk he makes me sick. we’ve been married for so long maybe there’s a name that stuck since we were younger….#I love calling him tom tom or thomas jokingly . honey of course .#i Like to think tommy’s full name is thomas. thomas jr (Tom’s not very creative )#and Timmy is Timothy.#ID BE LIKE THOMAS ??? and they’d both look at me and I’m like oh wait. looking for my son not husband .#txt #idk im just spitting out words I’m sick in the head #🐻🍯🪕#🦍🏄‍♂️🌊#💰🦝🍃

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k-illdarlings · 20 days

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how does one get a boyfriend

#bc ive been with NO ONE since covid #i mean there is this guy i dated back and forth since highschool and throughout university/covid #not like intense but he just reply to my story and some times asking about how i was with work yknow since we’re on the same field #but i don’t plan on getting back to him but we’re good #not saying we are friends or anything but we’re cool and still chat once in a while yknow since we’re like friends beforehand lol #and covid happened??? also graduated from uni?? with having only a year offline study lol #and then job hunting and eventually work makes me drained and have no energy for hanging out with people #also seeing every mutuals on my ig is getting engaged/married these past few months doesnt HELP??#most of them have been together for years #so i keep thinking about how can i find a bf in this time of age #boyfriend #life #relationship

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deus-ex-mona · 2 months

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no one:

absolutely no one:

jptwt reactions to the hiyomv:

#glad to see that we’re supporting nagisa in this trying time…#i said that i was gonna try to forget the mv. but. i can’t escape it auuuuuuuuuuuu #i mean. i think the mv is just a friendship/‘idols are cool’ mv if you watch it with no thoughts; head empty #but. the fact that there *are* people out there who look too hard into it and take it as [redacted] ship confirmation kinda sours it…#for me at least. i blocked one jptwt used who showed up on my dash saying ‘good news!!! the fruit scene means lhy canon!!!’#mm yes good news indeed. definitely. yeah. totally.#but c’mon guysssss hiyori already has nagisa!!!! the perfect man for her is >>right there<<#why are you tryna shoehorn her into a ship with a married couple helloooo #why can’t guys and girls be >>just friends<< huhhhhhhhh #this reminds me of all the yujiro+mona fanarts of them reluctantly cozying up to each other with the caption of ‘not a ship!!!!’#with the same creator posting a pic of aizo and mona standing 5 feet apart bc they’re both gay and not even looking at e/o with ship tags #like. if you wanna see lxl with gfs at least make sure it’s a compelling ship with even a tiny bit of chemistry???#ngl i think aizo-mona shippers are just shipping them in the name of ‘pair the blonde spares’ but idk #ughhhh sorry nagisakun i didn’t mean to sully the tags of a post with you in it with negativity #ily nagisa i love the way you love hiyori. nghy forever.#anyways. um!!!!! nagisa mv next week!!!!!! manifesting!!!!!! he could save all of us!!!!!! hoping!!!!!!!#the dude from gamushara #(in other news the niji.gaku anime is so funny for n o t h i n g. i can’t believe they got setsuna back so quickly like whaaaaa)#(didn’t it take like 7 story chapters to get her back in llas or sth? it’s been years and it eosed so i cant rmb)#(karin is so funny thoughhh before she joined she just said stuff [which catalysed chaos] and left)

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simplyghosting · 6 months

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Still thinking about how my sister made me in Sims 4 and how she watched my sim get married and will now say “your husband and you have such a cute romance” and “your kids are insane why does your toddler only eat off the floor” in casual conversation

#ghost posts #even sims got the genetic neurodivergency down #anyway I’m taken guys married to an emo band guy #with the lone wolf trait. think my sim was social butterfly or smth #i love all 3 of my children equally even though I can’t remember the boys’ names #it’s been years since I’ve seen them #we’re apparently barely scraping by financially but happy #she said it’s a fun house to play bc it’s sheer chaos #i should ask her to show it to me again one day

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gerardpilled · 2 years

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mcr is cringe cuz gerard married a lady who is ok with some dude who isnt black saying the n word. they married a person ok with racism

There’s so much to this ask that has been discussed at length that even simplifying the issue to your ask feels harmful and dismissive of the reality of racism. Not getting into that. My question is why jump through those hoops. Gerard was good friends with that man who said the n word and in fact watched him sing on stage multiple times!!! No need to bring his wife into this! It’s much easier!

#not let’s talk about the normalization of racism and racist language in their genre #bc narrowing down the issue to a single guy and a single woman who is married to another guy is an incredible minimization of a #greater cultural issue #because just from pro rev alone #you’re saying linkin park we’re definitely racist (I mean they invited msi!!)#placebo. taking back Sunday. the rest of the guys in mcr! they were all cool with touring with a band where the singer said the n word

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sailforvalinor · 8 months

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…well, turns out changing to a Jo pfp is fitting in more ways than one.

#yeah turns out I’m going to be having a Jo and Laurie on the Hill moment. hopefully not to such a dramatic degree but #I went out with The Boy yesterday and I was dreading it so much #and it was fine but then at the end he asked if we could make it official that we were dating #and I asked him to give me a little bit of time to think (which he was super sweet about he did literally nothing wrong)#but yeah I just came to the conclusion within ten seconds of leaving the restaurant that it wasn’t going to work. like I felt nothing when #he asked me that question. and I wanted this to work so bad! it makes so much sense on paper but I’m just not feeling it #and I talked to my dad about it and he said that because the part of the brain that processes emotions is not connected to the part that #processes language aren’t connected that people who are married struggle to put into words why they married their spouse #so if I can’t put into words why I don’t want to date this guy it’s perfectly valid #and I suppose he’s right I just feel terrible about it. like how often do you find a guy this courteous and genuinely good? and like I #think maybe part of what’s bothering me was that there was almost no romance to this. like never at any point did he tell me that he even #liked me. it was just ‘hey we’ve hung out a few times now should we say we’re dating?’ and I’m not trying to rag on him he’s probably just #shy but it rang a little like a business proposition to me #but ugh. now I have to call (because I’m not going to do it over text) and break this poor boy’s heart #it’s a really good thing I have the play and my novel to distract me otherwise I’d be a mess #anyway prayers would be appreciated

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livvyofthelake · 9 months

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did i ever tell y’all about my little cousin who i’m very patiently waiting for her to turn 12 or 13 so i can get her to read city of bones as a long term comedic revenge plot against her father

#she’s only like 8 i think there’s still a ways to go #and thank god for that because i hardly ever see her rn so i still need time to build it up #idek how much of a reader she is at this stage but her parents read so i imagine she’s gonna be a reader too #she’s not an ipad baby like her cousins i have high hopes for her #basically the backstory is that her dad (guy who married my older first cousin when i was 10. he’s basically been around forever tho)#he used to make fun of me for my ya fantasy books (jokingly he was never actually Mean) and when they had a daughter i realized there was a #perfect way to enact some hilarious revenge…#his kids love me i could maybe even pull it off twice with their son #but that’s maybe bordering on evil so i won’t plan that far in advance #he’s five he might not remember he loves me by the next time i see him anyway #the daughter though is at an age where she does remember me and we’re buddies. but she’s too young to read ya fantasy still #anyway. that’s something i’ve got going on. in the works #oh if i ever mentioned the two 5 year old cousins who’s nails i painted at my family reunion last summer. that kid was one of them #just to tie the narrative together for you <3

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francesderwent · 1 year

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EVIDENTLY my Lavender Haze/You’re Losing Me ex got married this weekend

#I mean it’s all part of the invisible string! I know that!#I COULDN’T have found my wonderful boyfriend before I ran into this guy #the good things had to happen now #but did the bad things have to be so bad??#i broached the topic of a commitment and he said he wasn’t getting married until he was at least 30 #and I said well I’m not putting the life I want to have on hold for you #and look at that. we’re 30 and he’s married and I’m not #the irony is. not lost on me #and I’ve been tearing myself to pieces reopening wounds so that I can learn to trust again #and he got married this weekend #how do I even begin to process that #in which cate tells stories

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