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#Thomas keeps trying to make up a thing called ‘the daleverse’ nd it’s just Dale has alters of other Kyle roles#it’s basically like the twin peaks branded chips convos#we’d have
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!
#humans are good actually#humans are strange#hopecore#honey prose#respectfully do not fill my mentions w Christianity references this is NOT a capital G god friendly post#fuck the concept of original sin and also Thomas Hobbes#also for all the vet ppl in the tags saying don’t take a wild animal to the vet pls refer to ‘just so it doesn’t suffer’ IM A VET TECH.#THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO FOR A SMALL WILD ANIMAL THAT IS INJURED .#I’m talking about humane euthanasia for a creature that is clearly suffering when there’s no wildlife conservation for 60+ miles#I’ve actually never had a client that didn’t call to ask to bring it in that didn’t already know and understand euthanasia was all we’d be#able to do.#that’s the kindness part. that’s the love. ‘I can’t do anything except make sure you don’t suffer any longer than u already have since some#asshole ran over your back legs’
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Do any of you remember Scott's games before FNAF?
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#michael afton#chipper & sons#desolate hope#scottgames#scott cawthon#HAPPY day 4 of FNAF week!#I wanted to make a lil callback to the games that lead to FNAF being made#simply without chippers & sons we’d have no FNAF#SO I liked the idea chippers & co are considered old animtronics#stuffed away in some old warehouse#TBH seeing chippers appears in FNAF world this could be semi canon pff#Vanessa of course is a fan of them all#this comic is not as loaded with characters this time#but I still have a couple more big pieces in mind so keep eyes out for that#I ACTUALLY have a ton of ideas with everything that’s come out so far 😭#so soon more! Hope yall are enjoying fnaf week#tomorrow we get to see if fnaf gets in fortnite crazy day incoming
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i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3
they’re both losers (said with love)
#firm believer of shanks being the last to genuinely warm up to luffy but the one who loves him the most#its a dad and the cat situation#also luffy befriend ALL the other akagamis before shanks is so funny#shanks being like: this pint sized toddler is stealing my crew <:(((#thus the bullying instincts kick off#also also imagine like#shanks laughing and going :its ok they’re just entertaining a kid#and the akagamis are like: we’d trade you for him without second thought#their beloathed high maintenance captain who they unfortunately love#oughghhh i love the red hair pirates being luffys family hold on i need to have a quick cry abt it#monkey d luffy#red haired shanks#benn beckman#yasopp#lucky roux#red hair pirates#one piece#my art!!
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Like father like son
#bill cipher#gravity falls#my art#the book of bill#artists on tumblr#tbob fanart#tbob spoilers#this is not a website dot com#fan comic#never thought we’d have bill cipher angst but here we are#and then everyone died :)
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One of the bummers of being a super taster is how Big mold tastes. And because I can taste it before it’s actually sprouting I’m often disbelieved. Like, sorry restaurant. I know I’ve gotten this sandwich before and I know your cucumber is usually fresh, but today it’s moldy. I understand you can’t see the mold. But I swear. It’s there.
Tonight we had hot dogs and we picked up the buns today. Unfortunately neither of us realized the best by date was also today. The first bun I had was fine but I hit corruption midway down the second bun. I just ate the hotdog bun less, but we had to scrap the rest of the bag.
#ramblies#my beloved was worried about whether we’d get sick and I was like if it’s not sprouting yet there’s not usually enough to make you I’ll#but also I had an unfortunate run where my bahn mi had moldy cucumber and then later that day I went to have a bagel that was also moldy#my beloved was like …are you sure it’s not you?#I was like I swear to god it’s not me there’s mold#the bagels were covered in fuzz the next day
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Instead of the “Jason vs Percy” rivalry we should have gotten Annabeth vs. Jason but instead of a fight for power it’s them having a battle of autism cause their special interests were Greek myths vs Roman myths.
Jason calls a Greek god by their Roman name and Annabeth pops up out of nowhere and goes “erm, actually”
The 7 is talking about some landmark and Annabeth and Jason start arguing about which pantheon it was dedicated to.
“It’s amazing right? It was dedicated to Athena.” “Erm, it was actually built for Mars…”
#this plus them later becoming friends#sometimes I think Rick was scared to give any of the couple chemistry because he didn’t want like#competition or overshadowing for the couples?#cause Annabeth and Jason as frenemies or academic rivals would have been great#and Percy and Piper should’ve been like great friends#they literally have the same sense of humor like what#people say Percy and Leo and I know that whole thing is kinda one-sided#but Percy probably would’ve found him annoying anyway#I said what I said#but in a loving way#like he calls Leo annoying the same way he though Nico was an annoying 10yo#I could talk abt the 7’s relationship but we’d be here all day#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#jason grace
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aemond: my uncle is a challenge i welcome, if he dares face me—
everyone, literally everyone, team green enthusiast and haters, team black enthusiast and haters, rhaenyra stans and antis, aegon stans and antis, alicent stans and antis, daemon stans and antis, team neutrals, team ‘I like pretty people and want to fuck them all’, team ‘yall are missing the point’, helaena lovers, and AEMONDWIVES AND HATERS:
#never thought we’d all come together to dunk on aemond once and for all#and it’s in support?? of daemon#like what are the odds??#hotd golden child being brought down to earth for the worst man to many#what a day#house of the dragon#hotd#team black#team green#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#daemon targaryen#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#helaena targaryen#asoiaf#he got the whole club laughing#the haters and the lovers are pointing and laughing#we have found common ground#and it’s to bring aemond back to earth once and for all#gods june cannot come faster#my original work
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we truly regressed when people started buying into the genderbending is inherently transphobic thing. yeah that twelve year old being inquisitive and having fun on deviantart was your enemy all along.
#how did that even have a leg to stand on. when so many emerging trans folk literally began exploring gender because of it#ill never forget seeing a lone korean comment on fc2 under genderbend art talking about how they visit that picture every day after work#because it makes them feel understood#to even think of being beyond what you were born. in korea. my god i feel it in my spine just how lonely that ought to be#every time i see that rhetoric make rounds im reminded and equal amounts astounded#by how determined people are at making trans folk a monolith#and how there must be a Correct way to explore gender#if the discussion had stuck to the concept’s Capacity to be transphobic and not about inherently being so we’d have been better off.#& at the end of the day art shouldn’t always have to need such a disclaimer on selfhood to be worthy#in the same vein actors should not need to relinquish themselves to the public to act as a gay or trans character#I don’t know !#saw hatsune mikuo art in the year 2024 and the soul near jumped it’s been so long king 🙀#putting this in here because it’s sooort of art related no?#and people know where I stand on this so perhaps if anybody finds it uncomfortable they can gracefully disengage with me
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I’ll cause you to accidentally make a typo on a post where you mention bad writing causing people to accuse you of being 13
#surprising nobody I do not proofread my funny internet threats#also if I were 13 we’d have a major problem because I’ve had this blog for like 6 years#FUCK IT HAPPENED TO THIS POST#TYPO GOT AUTOCORRECTED
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The next shower scene better look like this!
By shuangbatian on X
#pretty please to have a sexy shower scene?#you know this is what Caitlyn was actually thinking about in that shower#if vi hadnt left this is what we’d be doing rn is what she was thinking#violyn fanart#violyn#vicait fanart#vicait#caitvi fanart#caitvi#arcane fanart
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Guess what I did
my art
#thorin x bilbo#thorin#the hobbit thorin#thorin oakenshield#thorin fanart#bilbo baggins#the hobbit bilbo#bilbo fanart#the hobbit#the hobbit movies#the hobbit fanart#thilbo#god I love these two I need to rewatch the movies so bad#i wish my animation skills were better to be able to animate this scene completely but I guess we’d have to wait for that#or someone else should do it idk#comfort ship (they are the most tragic pair in history and aren’t even canon)#lotr#lord of the rings#lotr fanart#lord of the rings fanart#art#artist on tumblr#animation#procreate#digital art#bagginshield#i literally forgot their ship name lmao#my art#my art lotr
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I don’t have terribly high hopes that this will happen but imagine if we get Senior Year and the final fight is level 20 Bad Kids. Fantasy high is D20’s flagship property and the Bad Kids the original D20 party. How iconic would it be if they reached max level and become truly unstoppable gods, probably fighting something like reality itself just to make it a challenge still
#I’d give maybe anything for them to do this#we’d have to wait another couple years tho probably#if they don’t just tie it all up this season like I’d assumed they would#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fantasy high#dimension 20#mera speaks#d20#fh
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There are many reasons I’m grateful for season 8, but I gotta say, the fact they finally figured out Tommy’s look is high up there.
#and the fact they put more thought and care into it like he’s here to stay idk what to tell you#bc s7 was a little all over the place and we didn’t know we’d have him past that but now !!#tommy kinard#lou ferrigno jr#bucktommy
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I NEED THE WHOLE BOOK NARRATED BY THIS CAST ESPECIALLY TAYLOR AND NICK PLS PLS
#i would cry#the iconic lines we’d get from them#the ones that weren’t in the film#the fucking eyelashes line#the then fucking have me line#PLS AMAZON PRIME VIDEO#red white and royal blue#red white and royal blue movie#rwrb#rwrb movie#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine
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