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gay people are so unserious because what do you mean another definition of gay is ‘happy’ and you’re all miserable
#like literally every ship i like….#like BRO??#and me too wtf#how can i have depression IM GAY!???#gay#all my queer ships are tragic#CLEARLY someone doesn’t know the definition of gay#i’m not gonna tag them all cuz well#we’d be here for hours…#agathario#rhaenicent#just the big two yk yk#but there’s also like 15 others i could name#i’m not even joking#hotd#hotd memes#agatha all along#agatha all along memes
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Paul McCartney doesn’t stroke hands with guys: a study
#in his defense#he’s not actually stroking hands in any of these#so maybe the full context is ‘you don’t stroke hands with guys...’#‘...you sit on their laps and kiss them but you don’t stroke hands’#or something#poor george#having to deal with paul’s gay crisis even on his deathbed#apologies for my crappy editing but it seems to fit with the strength of paul’s argument#and yes I know there’s loads more moments I could have used but we’d have been here for hours#paul mccartney#john and paul#ringo starr#the beatles#mclennon#javelin’s vids#javelin studies#javelin’s edit#beatles fanvids
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Blue Velvet
#blue velvet#jeffrey beaumont#we had to color something more loose or we’d die so here you all go#drawn while watching two hour tetris speed run video with our bf LOL#similar tag of earlier post today: another self portrait through a fictional character#this guy has our exact haircut and color tho so like this really could be a portrait#that’s scary.
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just finished rewatching west side story with my little brother ;brilliant movie, play it at my funeral, i have a tummy ache, somethings purring etc etc,, but i just wanna say that while i, too, swoon at how mike faist says “girly girl” it always makes me think of her:
#i’d give you a real review but we’d be here for hours#but i stood up and applauded at the end if that illustrates anything#ariana debose did the thing !#i cried a frankly scientifically implausible amount of times#west side story#mike faist#girly teengirl
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WAHHHHH thank you so much for the WIP tag risu! :D @risuola <3 i made one a little while ago but thankfully i have so much more in my arsenal…my brain is a WIP machine 🙂↕️
rules - list the names/titles of docs in your WIP folder + open your inbox to have people ask about them! feel free to ask about any of these if you want to! :D
geto suguru x reader
- carousel (“we’re a freak show!”) (nervous cult leader!geto x psychopathic circus barker/curse-user!reader)
- money, power, glory (criminal psychologist!geto x serial killer/cult leader/prisoner!reader)
- your need grows teeth (introverted librarian!geto x extroverted assassin!reader)
- tar black soul, blood red jam (vampire hunter!geto x vampire!reader)
- you’re such a sleaze (boyfriend!geto x masochistic perv!reader)
gojo satoru x reader
- i was your angel, now i’m your god (angel!gojo x sukuna’s vessel!reader)
- amai (sweet treats!) (baker!gojo x florist!reader)
- i never knew daylight could be so violent (clan leader!gojo x non-sorcerer!reader)
- young gods (teen!gojo x teen heavenly restriction!reader)
toji fushiguro x reader
- tender, like devil’s fruit (assassin!toji x grim reaper!reader)
- this place has never known sunlight (spy!toji x civilian!reader)
ryomen sukuna x reader
- devour my bleeding heart (butcher!sukuna x cannibal!reader)
- you and i drink the poison from the same vine (curse-user!sukuna x villager!reader)
tagging (only if you want to!): @storiesoflilies @teddybeartoji @staryukis @mossmotif @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat :3
#my brain has SOOOOOOOO much more than this but alas…….. we’d be here for hours#if you’ve already been tagged feel free to ignore!#and if you’ve already done this also feel free to ignore! if you have more wips however… 🎤🎤🎤#snippets#personal
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anyway. i think im going to hit augustus with a car
#N posts stuff#i’ve been wanting to write about getting run over since i got right run over#and haven’t been able to pull it off bc a key part of the experience for me was being uh#Alone and kind of stranded at the ER afterwards (i had to get a ride home from strangers - level bad)#which is hard to pull off when you are writing about a character who actually has friends#but i think Augustus is finally a good opportunity to try again bc her best friend can’t drive#and i can see her and Changeling both being like ‘we Cannot call your mom at work so#i’ll probably be stuck here a few more hours and we can time it so she can come pick me up Right at the end and we don’t have to interrupt#her before that. bc interrupting someone at work is Rude’#so it would only be at the very end that we’d have to deviate to ‘she had someone to stay with her afterwards’#i can even have her dad be out of town for the first time in a while to also nail the ‘i am texting my parent from the middle of the road#and guilty crying about it because they’ll be worried but too far away to do anything to help’ moment#i don’t talk about getting run over a lot but. hm. looking at these tags like lmao ‘hm this was kind of Bad huh? weird’#ANYWAY get ready girlie im about to wreck your shit with a truck <3
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i realized while driving today (this happened while i was mid singing along to one of my little songs and i had the realization and immediately stopped and went 😳 for a solid minute while i ruminated on this discovery) that i think the reason ******* is so lame to me is probably because jarchie already exists and is better executed and also real. anyway. do with that information what you will
#and of course the other reason ******* sucks is because it’s just that other ship repackaged for people without respect for classics#‘beth what’s the other ship you’re talking about?’ use context clues. you know. i’ve said this before. red and green babe you know it#anyway. there are many things that make ******* lame. we can’t even list them all we’d be here for hours….
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🎙️ What are some of paris's symbols/symbolism
// ibis flowers, rats, hooded crows, Yang, and the number 7
#asks#anonymous#ask game#ooc#pkmn irl#// not all of them but some are too hard to explain because they’re technically other ocs#// and we’d be here for an hour
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Imagine trying to draw every tumblr sexy man
(Rambling in tags again)
#how big would that canvas be#like oh my god#and theres no like#wiki cataloging it what so ever#there is the sexypedia but like#you can just request whoever-#im not even counting the sexywomen out there#like holy moly#we’d be here for hours just trying to think of them all#tumblr sexyman#ramblings
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#i’m kind of really heartbroken right now#so i had tickets to the hot freaks concert and went tonight—which i don’t mind posting on here because i live several hours away#so basically i drove to the venue for several hours and stopped like once for food#it was my understanding that windsor was opening and then the hot freaks and then the happy fits i guess but i didn’t know the exact times#we were running a bit late bc of the road trip and walked in at 7:25 (the show started at 7) and i got to see the tail end of ‘boyfriend’#& i was like ‘oh okay i just missed their first song’ but then they walked off stage and my heart dropped. i missed everything#and yeah it’s on me because i must have had a misunderstanding about how the show worked#i’d never even heard of a show where an act performs for 20-25 minutes unless it’s like a variety show or something#i did cry about it already and just tried to have a good rest of the night since we’d already driven for hours#i got to meet the band at the merch table which was really cool and they gave me a free signed CD & sticker & friendship bracelet because—#they felt bad for me. which was very sweet (i also bought a shirt)#i know i should be grateful i was even able to go to the concert. and i still had fun but part of me will always be heartbroken#because financially/geographically it’s not smart to go to another show even further away just to see a 25 minute set when i’ve already got#the merch & all. plus i can listen to them on Spotify#i can only hope they come to a location closer to where i live#but there’s no guarantee because they’re so underground. they only resurfaced because of stupid tiktok & they’re only popular enough to be—#half of an opening act. so they could potentially never go on tour again#if i had more of a platform i would boost their music more but i don’t#i know it’ll be okay. it’s just a lot of things have been going shitty lately and i thought this would make me feel better and it just—#went to shit#tw vent#rose.txt
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#okay besties it’s time for an insane personal post#so i downloaded a dating app bc i was bored and i didn’t actually expect to meet anyone but then i did meet this guy that i actually liked#and we’d been talking consistently every day for like a week#then we met up on campus and got starbucks and sat outside the library and talked#and then i sat in his lap and we made out for a while but that’s not important#anyway. everything seemed to have gone fine like there was no indication he wasn’t equally enjoying himseld#he made references to us seeing each other again in the future#and he’d even said ‘i don’t ghost people even if we don’t work out i’d still want us to be friends’#so then i get home after we’ve spent like an hour making out#and he’s blocked me#now. the question here besties is that i know where i can find him#i know where his class will be tomorrow and when so i could in theory wait outside the classroom until he shows up and demand an explanatio#im aware this is insane. like i know i sound absolutely nuts#however i am tired of being nice and i would like to go apeshit#i’ve had it with guys who do this and also he’s fully aware that i live my life in the science building where his class will be#he did this knowing there’s a very high chance he will run into me#so like. so what if i make him run into me on purpose#i want to smash his kneecaps is that so wrong#sam speaks
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I feel like it’s stupid that I’m mad abt this but I am mad abt this
#I’ve been here for almost 3 hours and my mom said we’d leave in like an hour and we fucking haven’t#ares.txt
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I should neverrr have accepted this shift. Literally every problem I have would be irrelevant if I didn’t have to go to work today
#guys it is fucking SNOWING in MARCH. we have got flurries and we have got 2 inches already on the ground#and ya girl works ✨at an extremely remote nature preserve which is accessible only by a winding country road that will PROBABLY NOT BE#GRITTED and also who the fuck is going to visit in this weather?? 90% of the activities you can do there involve BEING OUTSIDE#(the other 10% is gift shop and food; the latter of which i am partly responsible for. but like. realistically does anyone go there for food#it’s more like you’re there anyway and you get hungry so you might as well have a coffee and/or a sandwich. we are not starbucks. no one is#coming to me for a machine cappucino and then just leaving because they got everything they came for. it’s more like you come to see some#wildlife and then you see me in my apron looking bored next to a coffee machine and a display of cakes and you think ‘might as well’#the only people coming here specifically for food and then leaving are the people who buy the too good to go bags#and even THEY usually hang out on the reserve a bit. like. you’re here. might as well go see a gannet or two)#so????? to summarise i don’t even know if we’re open today. nobody tells me anything. plus my shift doesn’t even start until 11:30 anyway#my mom’s friend who lives close by is doing a reccy for me but i can’t imagine she’ll find anything pertinent unless she goes at opening#time; which isn’t for another hour#i’ve formed a plan. if no one calls me by 9:45 (past opening time) i’m going to call them and be like ‘hey i’m not coming in; i can’t#physically get there. my village hasn’t been gritted [true] and is basically an ice rink and i’m worried if i get there i might just be#stuck there [also true]. record it as an unpaid absence if you want because i’m not sick or anything’#i’d literally be amazed if they opened tbh. like we’ll get zero customers. they’d have to pay me ~£50 if i went in and will they even make#£50??? a very good question. PLUS there’s two other people working in the cafe with me. and my manager. that’s like.. a solid £200 of wages#on a day when we’d be unlikely to get enough customers to make £200. no way they’ll open; and if they do they won’t want me to come in#like girl what is the point of me coming in to cover the lunch service if we’re basically not going to DO a lunch service lmao#i shouldn’t have accepted this shift when it was offered to me. i should’ve been like ‘no girl i can’t because i don’t want to ❤️#good luck tho’#anyway. we’ll see what happens i guess#personal
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Mmmmmk… then do something about it instead of complaining about it on the internet accomplishing nothing but making clickbait companies rich over it trending. I’m getting really tired of this Hamas/Palestine spam from pornbots. Stop getting rich off people’s suffering and donate every fucking penny of that to aid the refugees over there you scumbag fucks. The only thing worse than wars are the soulless money bags that brand #blueandyellow everywhere for a year then leave the Ukraine in the dust when they find a new cash cow to exploit. A place that has been in 7 wars since the Holocaust that will never cease to stop fighting over religious territory and revenue over a super natural being they can’t even prove exists that murders and rapes children with their cultish buildings all over the planet. How about you stop fighting over a God that doesn’t even exist. We’re all just scientific matter no one understands the origin of. But God sure as Hell wouldn’t let priests molest and bury 6,000 children alive along Canada’s border if he even existed so shut the fuck up and just start being decent human beings. Start with that. And fuck billionaires. You greedy motherfuckers suck up all the world’s economic systems and then wonder where all your consumers went when they die of financial constraint YOU created for the whole globe with your greed. We don’t need a pissing contest to a trillion dollars, we need affordable living and vacations with the money you’re ciphoning up by inflating cost of living higher than minimum wage increase so that it changes nothing but poor people’s financial leashes and not your continual profits. Ban increasing cost of living and that will solve like 80% of the world’s problems. The point of raising wages to create comfortable living for ordinary citizens. We don’t care if you can’t afford 15 exotic cars instead of 12 while the working class ends up on the street over one missed paycheck. Fuck off. 🖕🏽
"Murdering 14,000 children is not 'Self-Defense'"
Poster spotted in Boston, Massachusetts
#<mic drop>#buy a plane ticket to Hamas and go fight in the war as an ally or stop making Verizon and other cell phone companies rich.#you don’t even know what you’re talking about… buncha keyboard edgelords that stand for nothing#if you think sitting around on social media all day reblogging for notes likes retweets etc is gonna stop a genocide you’re braindead#go show your cellphone spam to a soldier in Hamas and get shot in the face we’ll turn it into a scene pn South Park and Stan Marsh will#just do a heavy sigh over how stupid you are#leave up to racist idiots to sit around being like oOoooOoOomgggg the genocidal number is getting bigger let’s physically do nothing about#it and profit off of the cell phone revenue while it turns into a sob story#anyone that didn’t thoroughly read this and is spamming hate mail fuck off and die with the TLDR nonsense#your useless cell phone apathy is exactly COVID got out of control for so long#spamming threads about COVID deaths doesn’t form a cure#whining about Hamas isn’t going to stop a war#fly there#get a gun#fight back and defend them#but you won’t because you don’t actually care#you’re all posers#oooOOOoooOoOoOOoo Stan Darsh got his feelings hurt on the internet no one gives a fuck#log off go outside and take actual action or stop spamming people’s threads#i’d LOVE to see you talk to someone like that in the street and get your ass kicked#we’re here for memes kittens landscapes and art not your edgelord tangents that get nothing done#i don’t even follow you and I’m from Boston so which ever algorithmic dweeb in Silicon Valley is putting this in my livefeed you’re fired#you piss off a masshole you get a nice little critique from Harvard#stop being soft and go fight in the war if you care so much about it#you sound like a paintballer COD player that’s like I’m gonna join the marines!!! and never does#i never said I don’t care about the war I said I don’t care about your obnoxious meaningless spam that doesn’t do anything#learn to read before you attack an article you braindead Neanderthal#if spamming doomscroll posts did anything we’d have moderna world peace and a cure for cancer in like 24 hours
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just read that cillian murphy was one of the picks to play aaron in 127 hours… wow.
#imagine#we’d be seeing a lot more 127 hours gifsets around here that’s for sure#post i made#127 hours#cillian murphy
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talking to him more very much achieved. we just talked for like 4 hours in the kitchen holy shit I need to sleep
#I went into the kitchen to wash up wanting it to be a few minutes to get back to my parents by he came home at the same time#unsure what just happened honestly! as in I’m not sure what is going on from his end of the interaction#because I have never met anyone who would just do that before. like four hours straight when before we’d talked for periods of idk 10minutes#and he WAS engaged the whole time#granted he spent a significant amount of time talking. he talked far more than I did which is often the case but Im not sure how I felt here#I think he gets excited abt individual topics and. gets carried away is the wrong word but he gets absorbed in it#he spent a while talking me through the very complex maths he’s been doing recently#(he studies maths. also abt to start masters.) and was assuming a much stronger mathematical background than I have but I understood a bunch#he IS very good at explaining things and I was interested to a point but unfortunately I was not going to ask about individual theorems and#shit like that at 11pm. it was still super interesting I’m not downplaying that but I didn’t know half of what he brought up#there was basically no way I was going to understand much more than the vague concept anyway#anyway! also extremely into food. especially into traditional chinese cooking which is cool as fuck and I now know so much more abt food#I have never personally cared much at all about food. I enjoy when taste good and I enjoy cooking. he’s into the precision cooking#that he told me apparently Chinese and French food is the best in the world at. meant to be amazing at going for specific effects#oh he came back from a musical! apparently abt a woman with bipolar that was on in London I might check what that was. next to normal#cried 7 times. apparently he’s super into stories with that kinda emotional payoff. started telling me later abt tokyo animation#priest if you’re already seeing this I WILL be asking you abt it later but pls tell me whatever. he likes clannad and sound euphorium#bunch of others but those are the ones he talked most abt and started tearing up when he played me a song from clannad where the baby’s born#so I think biggest things I’ve learned are that he’s impressively in touch w his emotions (further damaging the straight guy case)#regardless it’s just nice to talk to a guy who talks abt stuff so openly it’s very refreshing#unsure how cultural differences factor in here. I would’ve expected it to go the other way but possible this is a degree more normal#and he’s very very academically minded. he learned Japanese bc was bored after high school and is doing a WHOLE lot of extra maths for fun#socially definitely very competent he’s very good at talking but a little more focused inward.#definitely did not notice the (admittedly extremely gentle) flirting throughout like when I complimented his bracelet#(this cute gold year of the rat thing his mum got him)#so yeah. was very fun talking to him. will process this for a while#I think this has definitely established that we could be friends if either of us pursue that after summer which is very cool!! will see#luke.txt
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