#we need a backup plan

[pooksbedamned]

Ok.

Just hear me out

[heavensnotenoughh]

Barça every time someone gets a red card

[stuntingonthelow]

So a couple friends and I didn't do NYE together last year, and it sucked. So we discussed that and decided to plan ahead the next day and agreed on a place to do it

Just now it got cancelled because their s.o. invited a friend (not back when our plans were made, only invited them in the last couple days) who can't make it (shocker that). So because that means now it wouldn't be fun for the s.o. the whole thing is cancelled.

And like.... I get it. I wouldn't want their s.o. to be uncomfortable or anything. Still sucks tho.

[rhythmic-idealist]

Hatsume tilting her head to the side like a cat and Iida following the head tilt... oh my goddddd.... I don't know if I've shared my journey on IidaMei here on tumblr but I used to hate it and listen. LISTEN. I have since come around. theyre so fucking cute

[richmondflyingsquirrels]

actually can i have some friends who hate my ex

[dragonspiral-tower]

the stockade scene is so funny. partner and grovyle just shout across your pillar to each other while they scheme. grovyle invents a very situational plan with no back up. partner asks what happens if it doesn’t work and grovyle goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ won’t have to worry abt that for long

[catboydan]

fiance got me a kindle for my birthday <3

[clannfearrunt]

i didnt think it was physically possible to fuck up dango as bad as we did but it was so bad. it's barely edible. i ate the mitarashi dango i bought for tomorrow instead

[tchotchkez]

damn y'all work really does got me Tired About Eyeballs

[nalgenes]

i'm not good at hiding when i feel shitty so ppl can always tell. every single person i talked to was like 'hey . r u good' 😓 not really and no i don't wanna talk about it but thank you for asking

[sastielsfandom]

You ever think about how unhinged Sam was. Like when he didn't care about the consequences, anything was on the table. Even caring about the consequences depending on his mental state, things that shouldn't have been on the table were very much there.

[unearthlydream]

I’m having such a fun lil thought spiral today. Today has been going so well and I’m totally okay and fine and normal about it :,)

[jerek]

do cameos have to be appropriate or should i open comms to pay my way to shiro yelling "I WANT WILD MONKEY SEX!!!"

[arkangelo-7]

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

[dahvampire]

But hey, heroes won! Society is safe from the big bad villains that society itself created! And as far as I know one of the not-so-popular-as-other het ship is canon! So it's good, right?

So basically:

Deku doesn't save Tomura

Ochako doesn't save Toga

Shoto doesn't save Touya

[possum-tooth]

might go to a new bar tonight wish us luckkkkk