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arcane give her to the lesbians pls .
#saw someone call her a butch bisexual an 1) butch is for lesbians . 2) I genuinely dont get how anyone could see her with a man ??#like I just can’t imagine it .#cannot picture it#this is a dyke sorry#arcane give me a lesbian that isn’t a british c*p or british c*ps gf#pls#sevika#arcane#disagree about her being a lesbian if u wanna but with me it’ll be like talking to a brick wall#this is a girl kissing woman loving lesbian dyke#i would know bc we are literally married
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Vettonso complaining about each other not respecting schrondinger's track limits on the radio compilation + Seb's commentary that made me a bit feral
Must include these sexy ass pics okay, it makes me feral how hard they race each other.
Also SO upset that we got this vid and there's also pictures(and presumably a vid out there somewhere) of Fernando, back then, ALSO debriefing this race. And yet we never got them together?????? Evil. Fucked up.
Imagine seeing them complaining about each other but also having to (begrudgingly if you're Fernando) compliment each other IN FRONT of each other. Maybe its a good thing it doesn't exist, bcs then I'd have a heart attack.
#this is just a supercut of the f1 vid in the source so you should watch that as well :)#thank you boo to inadvertently pointing me towards this moment cause man it makes me insane#like the added context of knowing seb was just being bratty cause he KNEW fernando was heated on the radio is SO funny#fernando's radios....actually so feral#'give back the position IMMEDIATELY'#fernando i dont have the position but i will do my best to give it to you anyways#grrrrrrr theres smth about getting to see seb discuss such a vettonso hard racing moment#he clearly respects him 🥹#but even years on you can tell hes SO pleased abt how much he was irritating fernando#this is the kinda clip that makes me wish f1 had proximity chat#them both on the radio like 'does that idiot EVEN know what hes doing'#also the annoying confidence of seb on the radio saying its fernando's fault if he gets a punctuee#and not even mentioning the fact that he could get a puncture 😭#but again. to hear him complimenting Fernando really kills me#just about his spacial awareness and how seb feels like he can always race him to the limit bcs he TRUSTS him#like that is the true f1 romance to me. racing someone hard and complaining on the radio but +#admitting that you never rly felt in danger bcs you TRUST the other driver!!!!!!!#i love sassy angry radios. they both sound so........yeah. im unwell#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2014 british gp#vettonso
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That’s it that’s the post
#i believe the word you’re looking for is#immaculate#also#the sluttiest thing a man can do#is roll up his sleeves#he doesn’t need to though#i mean look at him#nor does he need to have his shirt undone#but here we are#hugh grant#beautiful men#british actors#love actually#bridget jones diary#notting hill#maurice#maurice 1987#glass onion#benoit blanc x phillip#benoit blanc/phillip
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EVE BEST as ANNA CLAYTON in "Stan Lee's Lucky Man" for @expectiations
#anna clayton#i feel like the s2 ponytail is underrated#like obvs we all love it down but there's a chicness! there's a curl! the bangs are... banging? idk is bangs the right word?#my british mind just wants to say “fringe”#i was trying to be clever#stan lee's lucky man#luckymanedit#eve best#my gifs
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fuck your little joe x rhys ship i need all the women that joe goldberg hurt to gang up on him and beat him to death in s5. that's what i want <3
#ik it's just a silly little show but the amount of women he tortured and killed framed etc is insane#and it's so gross and nasty#we want revenge for the girlies !#enough i can't watch women suffer anymore and all you people talk about is the uwu british man like#boring stale old broke#you#you season 4#you netflix#joe goldberg#marienne bellamy#nadia farran#ellie alves#love quinn#guinevere beck#delilah alves
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Ngl I wanna see Miles with an older sibling. HE NEEDS AN OLDER SIBLING
If I was Miles older brother i wouldn't know how to act. Imma ride for my lil bro 😭😭 somebody at school bothering you? who?? lemme talk to him
some 6'9 dude named Miguel? I can take him. (AND YES, I MEAN THAT IN A FIGHT.)
He's tryna draw? Too bad
I'm all up in his sketchbook over his shoulder like 'whos dat? That blonde girl? You know her? Oh there's graffiti of her name - Gwen? She Gwen??' 👀
Rio and Jeff tryna ground him?
Nah he was with me. He need to sneak back in the house? I'm being loud as hell in the kitchen knocking over pots and shit to distract everybody idc idc
Late night watching the news in the living room I'm like 'SPIDERMANS THE BEST RIGHT Y'ALL? 👀 Y'all like spiderman right isn't he cool RIGHT'
Meanwhile Miles is next to me thinking 'see this why I don't tell you nothing -'
I love Miles bro he NEEDS an older sibling PLEASE
I know he has a baby sister but Miles morales is so younger bro coded he needs a older sibling for the love of Lyla just give him an older sibling
#we don't say for the love of God#it's the love of lyla#also Hobie is an honorary one but sadly he's British#we need a brooklynite#spiderman#atsv#spider man#marvel#across the spiderverse#miles morales#gwen stacy
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one thing about simon blackquill is that he IS going to jest in court. a modern day court jester if you will
#ace attorney#so fucking stupid what is this it's 6:25 am i'm not fully concious i just had to say this#love u silly weird british samurai bird man can we be besties actually#i KNOWWWW he's the best workplace gossiping partner
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AAA!!!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!! NEW WALLACE AND GROMIT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THROWING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE WALLACE AND GROMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THROWS UP X2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY IN FUCKING DECEMBER THATS SO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#ahaha my britishness is truly shining through here#THATS OKAY ITS FUCKING WALLACE AND GROMIC#LIVE LAUGH LOVE WALLACE AND GROMIT#other cultures have cool history and interesting customs with strange and interesting backstories........... we have wallace and gromit....#GROMIT!!!!! WAKE UP GROMIT!!!!!!#COME ON GROMIT WE'VE GOT TO HIDE THE BODY!!!!!#THERES NO CHEESE AND CRACKERS IN PRISON GROMIT!!!#NOW COME ON!!!!!#who will they believe...........#a man..........#or his dog.............#they dont allow dogs in prison gromit#THEYLL PUT YOU DOOOWWWWNNN#NOW COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!#i am obsessed with that audio#i quote it at least once a day
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honestly, I feel like Dave McKean's work elevated Neil Gaiman way more than the other way around and we don't distribute credit for that properly. I truly don't think--and, critically, never have thought--the early Sandman writing was so good that it would have gotten far without the heavy hitting art lending it such an air of respectability. McKean's work is so visually distinct still, let alone 20 years ago, let alone 30. "This is serious art for serious stories for serious people," those mixed media paintings say when they're surrounded by pen and ink put out on a brutal schedule. "I am a serious person with sophisticated tastes," the buyer says, given permission to be pretentious and smug as hell, which is very alluring to many people.
#and given that perky goth girl Death was designed by Mike Dringenberg--like. c'mon now y'all. how much did Neil really innovate?#i mean i say this partially from a place of envy deep down i'm sure#i would love for a serious artist to come along and solve all my design and presentation problems#if you're out there: i will love you and cherish you bb and also pay you on time i promise#btw this is not “a person is knocked off their pedestal therefore we retcon their art as mediocre”#this is “i have been a hater since 2005 and only now feel I can open my big mouth about it”#what happened in 2005? Anansi Boys.#OooOoohh look at me i'm a British man who thinks I understand African and diaspora and Caribbean myth as well as I do Germanic and Norse#my partially Caribbean ass who grew up w Anansi stories for complicated diaspora reasons (via my nanny): what the fuck is this??? WHAT?
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Princess Anne is in hospital after suffering 'minor injuries and concussion' following incident on Gatcombe Park estate
Get well soon ,have a speedy Princess Anne 🌸
#Princess Anne#Princess Royal#Get well soon#Mrs Timothy Laurence#The heartbeat of the British Royal family#GOAT PRINCESS ROYAL#Lady Laurence#British Royal family#have a speedy recovery#we love you#Technological integrated man#Tim's by her side at the hospital#always by his wife's side#Tim Laurence#Timothy Laurence
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Ah lads it's happening again
(I've been slowly getting into TMA and i can feel the hyperfixation starting to develop)
#tma podcast#the magnus archives#rn i finished the colony#(season 1 forgot the episode number)#i love martin already lol#and im having many thoughts and am slowly taking mental note on some of the details because huh there are many things that reocurr n stuff#gertrude was absolutely investigating something privately and got caught up in some shit wasnt she.#and most if not all of the recordings have like some relation to each other - the reason its a mess in there is because a lots of these#cases might have been related to her research maybe?#hence why there were also some of the reports of jurgen lightner (however his name's spelled) books which seem to be really improtnant#or gertrude might have just been a cooky old woman which i can also accept ig#either way im feeling the effects of this podcast hoo boy i think im hooked now#martin even before his report seemed such a fun and silly mans. and we get to meet him and now he sounds also harrowed. yay!#ohhhhh these british men are entering my mindddd
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Girl are you okay? Been hearing a lot of crazy riots in the uk and all this racism towards poc a lot more often
It’s been crazy and even though I’ve lived here 11 years, I still can’t believe how much the average white British person hates us (Muslims especially lol)
Like thankfully nothing happened in the area I live nor the area I work but I was still kinda on edge on Wednesday and Thursday. My sister works in immigration law so she worked from home bc they were literally targeting immigration law firms. I was also scared for my dad and brothers but thankfully nothing happened to them!!!
When I went into London for work on Wednesday, there was a lot of police on standby but mostly there were protestors who were protesting AGAINST the rioters which was nice to see.
#it’s always the same rhetoric of ‘they’re stealing our jobs!1!1’#the thing is#I remember working in hospitality for five years during uni and my gap year#and the manager literally SAID STRAIGHT UP that he would love to hire a white British people bc the white customers would like them#and could be chatty with them#but guess what???#THEY NEVER APPLIED#so what jobs are we stealing when yall don’t even wanna work 😂😂#IDEK MAN#they hate us so much 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭#anon
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emmerich's romance was written with the potential for tragedy but nothing could be more tragic than having your romance be in dragon age: the veilguard
#hurting me#we could've had the kind of story that flayed me alive and ripped everything from me#am i going to have to write for this man#fuck me dude#emmyposting#i will say that dragon age has never given me a romance quite like this#closest i can think of is alistair but even that hits different because alistair wasn't brewed in a lab to drive me specifically insane#this is like some joker shit bioware is doing to me rn#emmerich volkarin is like a tactical nuke for yappaland#welp time to replay the game as the same ass rook 🤪😳😳#switching to the british VA though like im sorry erika i love you but your contribution was a low low for this game unfortunately U_U
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Your least favourite mp's least favourite mp
#does this even make sense#grammar isn’t my strong point#lmao#your favorite artists favorite artist#mps#politics#british politics#i hate politicians#i think they’re all cnts#however#him!!!#he’s just incredible#uk politics#the uk will never redeem themselves from 2019#we could of had it all#jeremy corbyn#independent mp#labour mp#labour leader#oh jeremy corbyn oh jeremy corbyn#the greatest thing that never was#the people’s princess#anyone who isn’t aware of this man’s game should google him#every single thing you read will make you love him more and more#and he was ousted by the centerist left for being to socialist#and it’s truly the greatest loss the labour party has ever faced#anyway#:(
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ONLY WORKING ROYALS ALLOWED!!!!
…………and Tim, of course
#the And Tim Of Course™️ clause lives on#we love to see it#winning#that’s her emotional support mans#princess anne#princess royal#tim laurence#timothy laurence#king charles iii#queen camilla#coronation#british royal family#brf#tim#prince william#catherine middleton#prince of wales#princess of wales#prince edward duke of edinburgh#sophie duchess of edinburgh
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If Roboty had a text-to-speech voice, it would be British.
I am not sure how I came to this conclusion.
#idk man it would be funny#battle for bfdi#battle for dream island#bfdi#bfb#battle for bfb#tpot#shitpost#bfb roboty#We love British people in this blog#imagine it tho
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