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justsomecreature97 · 28 days ago

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A man at work said I looked like Data from Star Trek TO MY FACE and I don't think I've had such confusing gender euphoria in my life 😭😭

#star trek #star trek data #food service is an experience for sure #how loudly can a man call me autistic without saying the words #you look autistic #im shook tbh #at least im not reading fem i guess but at what cost #we are the robot man now

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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just thinking about hair and faces

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case #face horror #for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters #i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color.#like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly!#oh. oh it's kind of a Thing.#anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up!#we still don't actually know who killed meleanor!#we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?)#we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers!#(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.)#man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time #i mean i'm here for it but #hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show #then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there #episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something #each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb

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yo-yo-yoshiko · 7 months ago

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Colored some junky morning warmup comics eehehe... This is Superhero Taisen to me.

The Sentai is here to deal with physically large threats and contribute nothing else.

#i just dont know what to tag this one aaaha!#i know like three things about MH and KR total but i do enjoy the toei teamups....#without fail... the sentai are here to fuck around while the other heroes use their brains #except for the gobusters... staunch professionals...#good job busters. this is why we love you.#Haruto Wizard being like 'hey so now that you know i'm friendly you don't have to fight me right?'#and King Kyoryu taking a swing anyway just for fun...#that'll never not be funny to me...#I think Fourze had fun in his though....#That Fourze guy could be in a sentai...#Give that man a big robot

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fumifooms · 2 days ago

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"It was something I could fix" Sevika Jinx brotp sooo real i need this i need them I need the "I’m gonna exterminate the family i have left" to include Sevika because of an accident during battle I want the girl Sevika always called a jinx to jinx her and for her to not even be mad, just tough as nails with even tougher love even in her dying breath.

#The poetry of Jinx’s prose…. Also love the mysterious lil scamp girl. ALSO. EVIL ROBOT JESUS????#Well not evil yet Viktor my sweet man but the like. Even the staff damnnnnn the religious imagery will be banger to look at #Gonna be the leader of a faction n now mel should go out to meet him for negotiations even more <3 #I was also so pleased the green stuff was a scifi medical aid thing i loved that worldbuilding and then when we see it used again for the #Heart???? Peak #Love the politics so far love how both sides are in chaos and can’t agree to consolidate within each camp there’s infighting #And the solution is fascism. Sigh. Too real. I do find the political climate within which season 2 is releasing to be rlly interesting #As a contrast and parallel. Ok that’s enough from me #Sevika & jinx #Arcane #sevika #Spoilers

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cheddarch · 1 year ago

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Isaac The Orville

#the orville #in robotic men we trust #ok I actually watched and finished the orville in may and LOVED it and loved this man and Claire together UGH it’s legit one of my top shows #which are now like sitcom sitcom THE ORVILLE and sitcom #they way isaac moves and the way he acts is so cute I can’t handle it #but I found these sketches I did when watching the show and yeah decided to post it #also his actors name is Mark Jackson and uhh my friend mentioned I keep obsessing over ppl names mark/c jackson #it’s true #issac the orville #also the father we trust too

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fauvester · 1 month ago

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bad bitches in bell bottoms with weaponized guitars?!?

#ntu tag #NOO not a funny crackship idea that I'm now just a little invested in #i think they would at least get along at parties #maybe when django gets his skeleton growth spurt and becomes like a badass 7 foot tall southwestern bad boy nepo baby #jennys in fashion school and she likes his style and rebellious but dependable evil swag #they appreciate each other's style. he can respect a strong woman. he doesnt give a hoot about aliens and hes very used to robots #aw man we even got the red/blue thing going on. man!

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moviemosaics · 4 months ago

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Miles' Top 15 Favorite Films of 2024 (so far)

River (dir. Junta Yamaguchi)

I Saw the TV Glow (dir. Jane Schoenbrun)

Hundreds of Beavers (dir. Mike Cheslik)

The Last Stop in Yuma County (dir. Francis Galluppi)

Robot Dreams (dir. Pablo Berger)

The Settlers (dir. Felipe Gálvez Haberle)

Cobweb (dir. Kim Jee-woon)

Evil Does Not Exist (dir. Ryusuke Hamaguchi)

We Grown Now (dir. Minhal Baig)

Hit Man (dir. Richard Linklater)

Civil War (dir. Alex Garland)

Yannick (dir. Quentin Dupieux)

Tiger Stripes (dir. Amanda Nell Eu)

The Book of Clarence (dir. Jeymes Samuel)

Arcadian (dir. Benjamin Brewer)

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girlwiththegreenhat · 2 years ago

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Why the fuck are people on Twitter upset about nonbinary robots. Transformers are aliens, why would they follow another species gender binary based on reproduction when they don't even reproduce sexually. If anything, ALL the robots should use they/them.

#liz blogs #transformers #i need to finish earthspark #conservatives won't survive when aliens come to earth #imagine going to another planet and trying to translate pronouns #but either theres more than two or theyre not based on reproduction #how do you figure out if youre a glerp or a blongo or a dee when you dont even have a yundle #and guess what else. if the robots all have one gender. and they use different Earth Pronouns #that dont line up with - in conservative terms - the pronouns they Should have #guess what. all the robots are trans now.#this is probably fucking incoherent i just woke up but man i hate when people think the universe revolves around humans #smash the gender binary to pieces #i write this from an angle to shit on their stupid argument i know nonbinary people can use gendered pronouns as well #the point is its hard to translate. frankly we also deserve big macho bots picking she her because it sounds nice #and little femmebots picking he him because it sounds cool and they want to seem Tough in earth terms #hasbro hire me i love robots and I'll write a transformers show so good it'll make conservatives literally explode

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aw-colorcat · 6 months ago

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Rule #5 - James Picard

#This appeared in my head when I first heard the song years ago. And just now have I gotten around to drawing it #Megaman #mega man #metalman #metal man #fanart #We love being the first born child robot w/ evil dad ok ok #Fish in a birdcage #James Picard

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professorofcosplay · 5 months ago

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I made you all a friend! It’s Hate Slate AM! And he’s looking so glAM so far! I’m torn between keeping him in this bowl with the crystals or moving him into like a little terrarium with sand and more drab rocks like the book/comic maybe even finding some mini people from the hobby store... what do you think?

I’m planning on finishing the rest of the Hate monologue on his back after I wrap up some gift and owed art but I figured I’d put the iconic part on the front since it’s a bit of a squeeze. Of course he’d want to make Ted go through all the trouble of walking around to read the rest! Fun backstory fact: the crystals and bowl were gifts from my shitty non-consent-respecting ex so this suits “wonderful” memories we have together! Hate! Hate!

1 like= 1 kiss on AM’s head

1 reblog = 1 ex given to AM as a birthday present to make into a great soft jelly thing

#The craziest thing is we broke up on Harlan ellison’s birthday #am would be so proud of me #allied mastercomputer #am ihnmaims #am i have no mouth and i must scream #i have no mouth and i must scream #Relationships are temporary; evil robots are forever #If anything the man the myth the legend Harlan would tell me to be pettier #Harlan Ellison is my favorite girlboss; he’s officially one of the girlies now #harlan ellison #cogito ergo sum #sillyposting #chat you’ll appreciate this I know you will #This feels like something obvious plant on the instant app would create and sneak into a store as a “product”#I love obvious plant they’re the best #Hate hate hate

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cranberrytig3r · 3 months ago

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Simon says “Capiche?” and is disappointed when the group doesn’t reply with “capoche”

#my teachers always did that and at the time I was too embarrassed to go along with their little sayings #but now I think it’s cute and silly and I wish people talked like elementary school teachers more #my 4th grade teacher would say ‘please stop talking’ in like a robot voice to get our attention and we had to copy him😭#simon petrikov #adventure time #ramblings of an old man

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hauntingblue · 7 months ago

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Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥#wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what #oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened #it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs #200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs #like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!#are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo #also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1098 #also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits????#also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here #sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names....#stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :(#lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido #episode 1099 #<- oh my god btw. god. jesus.#why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him #and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew....#everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr #LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!!#i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain #zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto #robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM???#jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself #after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK #episode 1100 #<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wastelandhell · 1 year ago

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#was drunk and sad so i decided to draw the guy now i am less sad and less drunk but we can fix that second one #i may have been gone for a while but i never stopped thinking about him #is it weird to say that fictional robot man got me through the worst depressive episode of my life. because he did.#wip

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julie-su · 3 months ago

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BLAST MAN HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY ALL OF SOMERSET 🐲🎆🍎

#mwv art #blast man #megaman 11 #blastman #somerset #This is stupid :la:#We were joking about what a regional Somerset robot master would look like. Whether he'd be a cider man or a cheddar man or carnival man #ONLY TO REALISE THAT BLAST MAN IS A PYROTECHNICIAN #YOINK #Yes that is Guy Fawkes in the background yes I used to meet my friends underneath a statue of Guy Fawkes squibbing o7 #Somerset home to the Guy Fawkes Carnival which can be seen from space and that's mostly all we have as well as the cider and cheddar #REAL CIDER AND CHEDDAR #AS IN. WE HAVE A PLACE CALLED CHEDDAR. AND THAT IS WHERE CHEDDAR ORIGINATES FROM. AND IT IS OUR HERITAGE CHEESE #BUT NOW IT MIGHT AS WELL BE SYNONYMOUS WITH 'CHEESE' AS A WORD BECAUSE EVERYBODY DECIDED CHEDDAR IS A FUN WORD TO USE #NO #NO!!!!!!!!1 #BESMIRCHED OUR COUNTY #I WILL SPIT IN YOUR FACE #THAT ISN'T CHEDDAR. THAT IS AN INSULT ON MY NAME ON OUR NAME I'LL KILL YOU #DON'T GET ME #-STARTED-#ON CIDER

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ben-the-hyena · 3 months ago

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4 soon 5 days ago a YT recommendation made me remember I liked Astro Boy (the 2003 version) as a kid and that made me fall back into a loophole and Dr Umataro Tenma really be kind of a DILF a very depressed-neglectful-abusive-grieving-father-who-needs-therapy way in most adaptations

#we really must burn his 2009 version's design tho ewwww #fun fact as a little kid I thought he was a crazy man who for some reason hyperfixated on Ochanomizu's robot #and wanted to be a father so wanted the robot for himself and was stuck in his dellusion of raising him like a human son of his #BOY did the news he actually was the one to create Atom basing his looks on his son because he couldn't mourn hit like a truck... like tobio #lol ok I'll see myself out #astro boy #moi #youtube #video #2003 #years #he is... so HOT #i'm pretty sure he subconsciously influenced my tastes too just like Zorglub. he has similar vibes to him anyway #down to looking younger than his former university classmate and friends now nemesis despite being as much as an old man #umataro tenma

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icelogged · 1 year ago

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imagine going through life thinking women should behave the same way they do in porn. a sexual entertainment medium made with your own sexual gratification in mind. imagine being grown and so out of touch with reality that you think what you see on your screen can and should emulate the actual world around you.

[found under an ai image of a woman]

so far that ai-generated women tuned so specifically to your fancy should be what you see for free at the bloody metro station. your own greed and desire when it comes to others bodies is so normalized by the porn you consume that you can’t consider a reality where your sexual gratification does not matter. where no one is performing for you.

the scrubs example made me literally laugh out loud. you expect a woman in healthcare after working a gruelling shift who is just trying to get home safe is going to change into something off the hookup hotshot rack? young women should be uncomfortable for your gratification? what about yourself why aren’t you wearing the costume design from magic mike?

#*adds to blocklist* and now so can you <3 #i love these wolf url guys they always have the absolute worst takes known to man like i know why your pack abandoned you #evidence of life #oleta being /silly and crude cw ->#////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////#also to the sexy gpas who comment ‘tired of this ~IA~ crap / i like real women’ i love you i’m sucking your dick rn #tell your son if he’s gonna fap to fake women because the only women he can stand don’t even breathe or have feelings he should stay away #from the ones who do and did #i’m obsessed with the mgtow dudes who like when we get our sex robots you’ll miss us and be sorry for rejecting us ladies !!!#and it’s like no actually there are too many people hell men in the world for me to miss men who think the world should be fine tuned to #their own tastes im literally pegging your dad rn <3333

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