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quick comic from today's Fallout play-through Alec is a disaster and he was not going to be prepared for this robot to come onto him like that

I am a disaster and I wasn't prepared for this robot.

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You are dating Paladin Danse.

Despite spending half of most nights pacing, he always wakes you up at exactly 5 AM to work out. It does not occur to him that you might not want this.

He tends to stroke your hair or rub your back. You realize this is because Emmett the cat is the only thing he’s given affection for at least five years.

He informs you unprompted that he would still love you if you were a worm. You ask if he would still love you if you were a ghoul. He has to think about it.

There’s usually a settlement on fire somewhere, but occasionally you have to come up with problems for him to solve. If he doesn’t feel useful he gets sad.

He tries very hard to be nice to your friends. Hancock tries very hard to make him fail.

You tell him he doesn’t have to feel responsible for Shaun. He agrees, for the time being. He will listen to Shaun talk about anything. For hours.

You catch him white-knuckling the bathroom sink and staring into the mirror. That sink hasn’t worked in 200 years. Why is he doing that.

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Late night Furby sketching

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A Furby sewing pattern for all your custom Furby needs! This is for a maned adult Furby (90′s) and won’t fit a Furby Baby. Print at 11″ tall so it’s sized correctly! This was made with the assumption that you already know how to sew and understand patterns, so I apologize for the lack of instructions. I will try to do a photo tutorial if anyone is confused by anything! Enjoy!

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Around the summer of 2016, I was newly unemployed and dealing with post-concussion syndrome as well as a myriad of other unexplained physical problems.

A friend gifted me an older game from a series I'd barely heard of after I expressed frustration that many of my more modern computer games with flashier effects were triggering migraines and my newfound health problems were preventing me from engaging in my offline activities as much as I'd like. The game? Oblivion.

The atmosphere drew me in, the outdated graphics and movement style made it refreshingly playable for someone recently concussed, and Oblivion's style of letting you do whatever you want quickly led to me ignoring the main quest in favor of exploring the big shiny city that I'd had such an enticing glimpse of in the intro movie. Big mistake.

Again. I was recently concussed. The Imperial City has regions that mostly all look identical. I got lost immediately. What's worse, I'd totally missed the part of the tutorial that let me know fast travel existed in this game so I didn't even realize I had a map at the time. Also the whole brain thing meant I was practically in tears over getting lost in a 2006 video game.

This was when Oblivion's unique radiant AI did something incredible.

A guard stopped next to me and asked, "Are you lost?" I assumed I was hallucinating at this point but I interacted with the guard and was astonished and delighted when he had an option to ask him for directions.

To some, Oblivion is a janky mess of a game. To me, it's where I learned that sometimes all you need is to be able to ask Wes Johnson for directions. His voice was so warm and reassuring that I calmed back down and was able to reorient myself in a huge overwhelming space and continue on. That was far from the last time I'd be calmed by Wes's voice in a video game, but it was certainly the first.

And for all that he's most famous for playing the zany kooks and terrifying villains, when I think of a Wes Johnson character, my first thought is always of that helpful guard that kept a young kid grounded in an uncertain time in their life.

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"I could love the ingrained Brotherhood propaganda and racism out of him."

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⭐FURBYS FOR SALE⭐

One Kid Cuisine, and three Frunky Furbys looking for new homes!

More pictures undert the cut!

Prices in $CAD, with shipping from Canada, and payment through PayPal or e-transfer. Buyer pays shipping and is responsible for any import fees on international shipping. If you need more pictures of videos just ask.

You can DM me here or email me at wastelandfurby(at)gmail.com

Funky Furby #1 - purple and teal, blue eyes

Great physical condition. Missing battery cover, but I can throw in one from one of my non-functional furbys. Partly working; Speaker and microphone work, feet and beak move, eyes and ears do not move. I have not tried any repairs.

CAD$300 or best offer

Funky Furby #2 - pink and yellow, blue eyes

Excellent condition, save a small tear on the beak. Small amount of corrosion on the battery cover. Works great! Snappy movement, bright eyes, loud voice. Very sweet.

CAD$400 or best offer

Funky Furby #3 - purple and teal, pink eyes

Good condition, with tear on lower beak (see picture). Everything works, but the motors are a bit loud and the movements/voice seem more muted than the previous furby. A gentle friend.

CAD$400 or best offer

⭐Kid Cuisine⭐

The big guy, the star of any Furby fan's collection. Great condition, only real flaw is the missing eyelash. If you have another white furby you could always transplant one. Works wonderfully, sings, dances, a jolly little fellow!

CAD$1600 or best offer

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My faves foreverrrr

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Furby still life sketch #2

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translated interview with Anzai Hiroko from 'Stylish Furby', which was an official (?) magazine released in 1999. Full scan of the magazine (Japanese text) is here - would anyone like me to post more translated scans?

There are a few tutorials for Furby outfits in this magazine that I think are super cute - might also include some measurement conversions since the original ones are all in metric.

Also I'd love to make a fanzine at some point with interviews like this.

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Found on an eBay listing. Apparently, it was from an old Argos Catalogue. So now somebody needs to source this Catalogue because i NEED this to be recorded in some sort of furby history wiki.

So interesting!!

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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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Merry christmas or whatever, someone remembered how to use blender and has a present for you. 24 horn sets from Baldy Gay 3 ported to our dear Fallout 4.

[DOWNLOAD HERE]

Craft at the chem bench under the "BG3 Horns" category. All use the headband slot. Most of the horns support gradient maps with two variants of the base texture. You can edit the gradient texture in photoshop to replace my default gradients with your own.

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The carolers are here.....

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