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professorofcosplay · 5 months ago

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I made you all a friend! It’s Hate Slate AM! And he’s looking so glAM so far! I’m torn between keeping him in this bowl with the crystals or moving him into like a little terrarium with sand and more drab rocks like the book/comic maybe even finding some mini people from the hobby store... what do you think?

I’m planning on finishing the rest of the Hate monologue on his back after I wrap up some gift and owed art but I figured I’d put the iconic part on the front since it’s a bit of a squeeze. Of course he’d want to make Ted go through all the trouble of walking around to read the rest! Fun backstory fact: the crystals and bowl were gifts from my shitty non-consent-respecting ex so this suits “wonderful” memories we have together! Hate! Hate!

1 like= 1 kiss on AM’s head

1 reblog = 1 ex given to AM as a birthday present to make into a great soft jelly thing

#The craziest thing is we broke up on Harlan ellison’s birthday #am would be so proud of me #allied mastercomputer #am ihnmaims #am i have no mouth and i must scream #i have no mouth and i must scream #Relationships are temporary; evil robots are forever #If anything the man the myth the legend Harlan would tell me to be pettier #Harlan Ellison is my favorite girlboss; he’s officially one of the girlies now #harlan ellison #cogito ergo sum #sillyposting #chat you’ll appreciate this I know you will #This feels like something obvious plant on the instant app would create and sneak into a store as a “product”#I love obvious plant they’re the best #Hate hate hate

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