#we are SO fucking close

[discordiansamba]

next up... ignis!

[somerandomdudelmao]

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[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

[puppyeared]

thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Archery Nemesis.

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[average-hua-cheng-fan]

after planning out every possible scenario and ocean's 8ing it for hundreds of years he still steals kisses on a whim. hes cool and nonchalant and bitchy and the sincerest person you'll ever meet. he infodumps. a successful businessman who only considers a residence a home when it has a family. his devotion never wavered but it changed with him. he has low self esteem. he's a master of debate. when he meets his love interest again he has to do a total software update any time he touches him but it keeps happening so he turns it into flirting. one of his core religious experiences was his crush getting sex pollened then stabbing himself. he does historical research for fun and will casually vaporize tens, even hundreds of people. he killed people when he was seventeen and never stopped. nobody knows what he looks like. he prayed hard enough to fuck god. he has a favorite flower. he can't kill his old self no matter how hard he tries. he's into feet. his past is covered in blood so he does the same thing to his enemies. he made butterflies into weapons. he's a philanthropist and regulates magic items and thinks people should do whatever the fuck they want. he is content to just know xie lian but can't help trying to get closer and closer. he puts his whole pussy into throwaway comments xie lian Made Once. he's an arsonist. he put blankets over xie lian when he fell asleep on the forest floor in a plague quarantine camp and nobody ever noticed. he keeps falling off of walls. he did his own top surgery with a cursed blood saber. he grew up too poor to read or see art and his handwriting is so bad it's evil but he taught himself to paint and sculpt. he goes ":3". he was trapped in a cave for twenty years. when his god was destroying himself in a rage-and-grief-fuelled spiral he asked 'how can i help.' heaven keeps trying to assassinate him and then heavenly officials come to his casinos and he lets them. he pretended to have drowned just for shits and giggles and then tried to thank xie lian for his horrible incorrect CPR. he has a gold skeleton limo. he's a fucking loser. he's the coolest guy ever.

PLEASE VOTE FOR HIM

Gerard Keay propaganda

Hua Cheng propaganda

[corpsentry]

pick your battles

[rocketbirdie]

it's all subjective

[electronicmail]

Firefox-official vs electronicmail

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

okay come up with a better idea then. firefox-official is gone asshole it’s electronicmail or nothing

[anonyhun]

50 MINUTES LEFT PEOPLE

OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 3

Propaganda:

Ravenpaw/Barley:

kitties who were outcast from previous groups they were a part of and find and live with each other. they are canonical mates even though theyre both dudes. they grow old together, but ravenpaw gets cancer and dies before barley (he lives to be considered old in warrior cats years). however ravenpaw wanted to be in the same kitty afterlife that barley will go to, so they can be together in kitty afterlife. barley is still alive though as far as we know and might be the oldest living cat in the series now. also i just think its funny to call little kitty cats "old man yaoi"

Bob Zanotto/Helmut Fullbear:

THEY LITERALLY MADE MR CRY THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED THE GAME. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND THEY FINALLY GET TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO ME.

they are married in canon and are epic and amazing. they had sad canon events where bob thought helmut was dead for like 30 years or something but helmut WASN'T dead his brain was still alive and they are reunited in the game first by way of stealing an evil dictator's body and then later on they put helmut's brain in a ball as a temporary fix while they go out to find his body which has been frozen in ice. the game forces you to walk through bob's memory of saying his vows at their wedding ceremony and it's seriously some of the most romantic and heartwarming shit i've ever heard, especially "just when i thought i was turning to seed, you made me bloom again" like my god. i love them

they're gay and old as hell!!!! there's a level dedicated to their wedding!!!

Helmut is voiced by Jack Black and is currently a brain in a ball, and Bob knows him so well that the mental image of him in his drunken mind says things Bob KNOWS the real Helmut would never say. Also Helmut is temporarily in the body of a guy voiced by Elijah Wood-

[emmaziadarcy]

[buckycap]

i do think it’s very important that liam pointed out specifically that no matter how hardheaded orym is in what he believes he doesn’t let that stop him from seeking dorian out for comfort and wanting dorian close to him and dorian quickly reciprocating. i think that’s especially important when so many people thought that their opposing sides would drive them further apart (especially on orym’s part) when in actuality we learned that orym’s love for dorian is SO fucking strong that it it supersedes his hardheadedness which when you remember who orym is, is actually a big fucking deal

[daftmooncretin]

imagine being scotty in tos. every day your friend group goes on dangerous yet exciting adventures to new planets but you can never go because they always make you babysit the ship. also you have to stay on facetime with them the whole time in case they need a lift. you are the eternal designated driver. the seventh wheel. you dont mind as much as you should though because you sort of want to fuck the ship

[lazylittledragon]

ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???

[chitinleg]

got him off-balance!

[acecroft]

DINA MEYER as Detective Allison Kerry in Saw III (2006)