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Sigh..
Soooo yeah.. I am genuinely surprised by how hard Tumblr is trying to destroy itself. Tumblr THRIVES on random reblog chains getting progressively cursed, someone making a random post about their fandom, a lot of personal interactions, people osmos'ing unfamiliar fandoms and characters through mutuals-in-law and other stuff like this. Like.. there are 0 reasons to make it another Amino.
Not to mention how much it nurtures things that RUIN fandoms, like "fandom leaders", "cool kids" groups, fandom trends, gospel headcanons etc. So, imagine if like, a cunt that hates your ship or your headcanons on a character or anything like that 'claims' the fandom community first! So now everyone that dares to have different tastes and interpretations from them will be excluded from active discussions because many users, instead of checking fandom tag and 'wild' dashboard will hang out in community bubbles instead and not see the takes which that bitchy control freak admin dislikes! People that disagree with that community's admin will be left with no choice but to create their own space, and either 1) Tumblr will disapprove multiple spaces for the same theme 2) their community will be less active since most fans WILL naturally prefer the one that came first or 3) in general, fandoms will suck more because of large amount of "us vs them" moods.
Nothing is worse for a fandom than giving someone power to decide who "belongs" in it and who doesn't. And there is NO way to prevent the situation where it is specifically a control freak that will exclude people with "wrong" ships or "wrong" headcanons that claims community. Like, yeah, different 'sides' of the discourse-torn fandom (so, ANY fandom lol) having to fight for audience because this audience can't be active in every community, even neutral ones that'd like to see any ships and any headcanons!
Did Tumblr staff not THINK about what this could mean? Like, do they want dens of scumbags proliferating behind the scenes? And don't even get me started on the morality of sanitising the posts into 'OnLy ReLeVanT cOnTeNt uwu' when so-called "meaningful connections" are formed EXACTLY when a blogger breaks the fandomry-posting routine to get personal or political, to show more of themselves! People don't need a new space where they can "escape" "uncomfortable" topics or news (cough cough), because they already have this space. This space is called 'their friends'! Once again, proves how corporations have NO idea now actual humans work.
#this is like the exact reason I hate public discord servers but x10 times worse#way to make fandoms worse#tumblr#tumblr communities#internets#clown world#the only good part about it is that now there will be a realistic way to avoid fandom trends since only individualists stay 'outside'#like now you can be SURE that bastardisations of your fav will go in the 'community' and not in the wilderness#no more girlboss or group mom female character takes no more innocent sunshines#no more zero nuance takes on an interesting and complex villain on your dash#.....well yeah it HAS benefits#the flaws just outweight them
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PSA to printed zine makers
As a 37 year old who's been running a sole proprietorship for the last 10+ years, I just want everyone who is planning to run a fandom project that involves accepting money for printing & shipping costs to know that you're actually running a small business and you need to plan for taxes. It doesn't matter if you don't make any profit: that is business income and the IRS will see it as such if you get audited.
If you only take enough money in to cover the cost of printing & shipping then you can write that off as a business expense and probably not pay taxes on it, But in order for that to fly you actually have to do business accounting, especially if you're doing it at scale. Like, you can probably skate by without reporting a $500 project; I absolutely would not fucking risk it with a $5000 project.
Back when I was producing shows there were years when I was where I made $20k in ticket sales only to turn around and immediately pay $18k to my performers. I only made $2k for myself, but I had to report the entire $20k, because it was ALL INCOME. (I only paid taxes on the $2000, because that's how writing off expenses works!)
Yeah this is boring grownup shit and I'm getting my boring grownup fingers all over your fun fandom, but boring grownups doing boring grownup things are the reason fandom spaces exist at all (paying for servers is deeply boring), and I'm way more fun than an audit
#don't find this out the hard way#get a small business license if you want to do it more than once#small business taxes are annoying#but getting audited is way worse#this advice is US-centric but the gist applies in other countries too#fandom#zines#also have contracts#if money is changing hands you gotta make that shit official
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admiration for his muse or whatever!!1 thank you BoB for the mental illness <3
#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls ford#gravity falls bill cipher#bill cipher#gf bill cipher#gf stanford#stanford pines#billford#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls stanford pines#god how do i tag!!!#ANYWAY. CRAZY ABOUT WHATEVER THESE TWO HAVE GOT GOING ON BETWEEN THEM MAKING ME SICK IN THE HEAD OR WHATEVER...#bless fords little heart he was down BAD#bill was too but just. worse. in worse ways. all the worst ways LMAOOO#everybody point and laugh the dream demon can't cope with BLEGH WEAK MORTAL FEELINGS!!! what a LOSERRR#ford pines#love you ford pines
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No but like every time I think about Splinter and what he had to go through just to keep the boys alive, my heart hurts for him so badly. Is he perfect? No not at all, but none of them are and by god does he love his sons.
The fact that all of them are alive, and grew to thrive despite the circumstances surrounding them is a testament of how much Splinter loves his boys. He raised four babies following the most traumatic time of his life, all alone with nothing but the sewers to house them (to hide them.) I feel like he’s not given the credit he deserves for all he’s done.
And I get that it’s easy to hold up his flaws and faults when it comes to parenting, I myself like looking into them because flawed characters are super interesting and said flaws make them more realistic and engaging, but he tries, and again, so many others would have given up on the boys or failed along the way but Splinter didn’t.
He’s their father, for all his faults he did his damndest to make sure they survived.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt splinter#rise splinter#he’s not perfect as I’ve said#and he’s got a whole slew of flaws and faults#but he’s a person - we are all flawed#he loves his sons dearly dearly dearly even if he struggles along the way to show that#parenting is not easy! especially as a traumatized mutant who is forced to do it alone#side note but I think this is one of the reasons why it kiiiiiinda ruffles my feathers to see so many people assign parentification to Raph#and in turn make Splinter out to be way worse and way more distant than he is in canon?#like idk I just don’t see what so many others see ig but maybe that’s just me#i guess my thoughts are like- let parents have flaws without villainizing them?#they’re still parents even if they mess up?#we can discuss the repercussions of a parents actions on a child while not casting that parent as an awful person#parents are peopleeee#I could go on but yeahhh#idk it bothers me seeing splinter’s efforts undermined when he’s been through so much#idk if ppl realized this by now but I love me some flawed characters#tho I do think in this fandom the ones whose faults are discussed the most are like#Splinter mostly then Draxum then Leo#of the main cast#and in Splinters case in particular his faults are made to cover his good qualities which makes me sad#because he is SO INTERESTING#they’re all flawed characters and tbh so interesting because their flaws are ALSO their strengths in many aspects
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@vanweek2024 day 6 - spare
vanny goes bowling !
#my art#vanweek2024#this was the only prompt i prepared before the week started lol#the perspective might be Bad but idc. the colors might also be Bad but again idc#couldnt think of anything for the other definition of spare so... bowling it is#vanny#vanny fnaf#glamrock bonnie#anyway it's honestly so funny to me how i've been posting all this van stuff and the most popular post for it has like? less than 100 notes?#but i know the second i start posting 🌞🌜 stuff again that number will shoot back up#which just means my 🌞🌜 stuff is too easily consumable and i need to make it even worse ♡#i do have a lot of complex feelings regarding the 🌞🌜 fandom and the way van and ness are largely ignored despite how intertwined their#stories are. but i feel like if i talk about that i'll get harassed LMAOOO#and also these tags aren't really the place for it anyway#eyestrain#eye strain#<- oh i almost forgot HDKSKF
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award for most neurotic 13 year old goes to...!!!!
(LOW-EFFORT FUNNIES UNDER CUT)
#mp100#mob psycho 100#kageyama ritsu#ritsu kageyama#Okay. fandom tags out of the way now I get to be annoying#so. um. several things first i havent properly drawn anything digitally since August?#and this is also my first time in several years to do something on a computer. and not my phone#I have yet to invest in any sort of shitty tablet so this is a bit stiffer than i would like but its fine!#I've been for lack of a better word '2018-maxxing' because i managed to get back into mob at the same im back on bandori.#its great. probably#But yeah i dont know how mp100 re-entered my brain it just happens like that sometimes.#This has all reminded me awfully of how formative ritsu was for middle school me .#funny thing i remembered is spending several history classes drawing ritshou. fun times#also caption is completely a lie the average hobbyani protagonist is significantly worse than ritsu but shhhhhh#also how the hell do people come up with backgrounds. i just put colors there because i think theyre cool. if it works it works.#someday I'm going to make myself learn actual composition techniques and anatomy and literally every other art basic
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It's so cool to see CRK getting popular again, it feels so refreshing like so much new quality fan content dropping that we couldn't even DREAM about a couple of months ago, but it hurts my very soul seeing new players being interested in beast x ancient ships, in their dynamics, asking is it okay to ship it and getting slapped in the face with another "IT'S ABUSER X VICTIM IT'S A PROSHIP IT'S A DARKSHIP" (which is just not true) killing off all the fun, bc apparently enemies to lovers, AUs and what-ifs doesn't exist anymore and everything that isn't pure fluff is illegal now. "IT'S NOT ENEMIES TO LOVERS, BEASTS ABUSED AND TORTURED THEM" yeah THAT'S WHAT ENEMIES DO??? What else do you expect from a villain honestly??? Like in ANY media??? Beasts still got their ass beat in the end as they totally deserve BECAUSE ANCIENTS ARE NOT SOFT INNOCENT SMALL BABIES THAT NEED TO BE PROTECTED, they're grown ass IMMORTAL ADULTS with huge responsibilities, they rule kingdoms, they hold a huge power in their hands, they're imperfect and not innocent. They can stand for themselves, they can fight, they can destroy, they can lie and they WILL if they need to.
I can SMELL that a shit tonne of people in this fandom secretly enjoys beast x ancient as a guilty pleasure, a forbidden fruit, but they will never admit it just because they're afraid of being harassed and bullied and it's just sad how normalized it is to hurt actual people over shipping some mobile game characters, who are adults, doesn't have power imbalance between them and aren't related.
And allat coming from ME, who doesn't ship a single beast x ancient ship
It's sad lol. Sad for the Beast x Ancient community and honestly kind of pathetic for ardent detractors at this point. I've seen sooooo many Beast x Ancient fans get harassed and even sent death threats, it's not even funny (not that it ever was in the first place). Don't you have better things to do than get this mad about video games lol. Like a job or school or a hobby or something
You're right, the Ancients are not helpless widdle babies and I'm kind of sick of how often they're infantilized, in general and just for the sake of tearing down BxA. They're grown adults who are thousands of years old. Two of them are parents, whose children are grown adults themselves. 4 of 5 founded entire nations. 1 is an active ruler still (Cacao), one seeks to rule again (Golden). Let's not kid ourselves, they've probably all got blood on their hands (not to the degree the Beasts do, but still. You don't live that life without having to make tough choices). Stop treating them like porcelain dolls lol. Yes, the Beasts attacked them, but they're villains. That's what villains do. Go play Animal Crossing if you can't handle heroes and villains fighting each other lol
And then I get a laugh whenever those same people who screech about toxicity and abuse and yadda yadda turn around and ship H*llyt*ya or Sh*dowSp*ce. The former is BxA in a different costume. The latter... Man. You know. Because TWO deranged maniacs, who are fundamentally incompatible in every way and do not make sense at all and absolutely would hurt each other and bring each other down I hate that ship so damn much. Do not ask me abt it I WILL ramble and nobody needs that. Zero beef with fans though, we're coolio! Just a difference of opinion!, is such a better option, isn't it lol. Hypocrisy.
I'm sure you noticed that ep 7 + 8 brought out a whole lot of new ShadowVanilla fans. I agree w/ you, I can feel that there are a fuckton of BxA fans lurking in the darkness, waiting for an excuse to poke their heads out (like 7 + 8 lol), only hiding because they don't want to attract lunatics. Even YOU sent this ask anonymously. Most of my inbox is stuff from anons, and I look at them all and wonder, "how many of you are just afraid of backlash for expressing any joy in BurningCheese or any of the other BxA pairs?" It's ok, guys. Don't listen to them. Be you. I'm being me right now, as cringy as I am. I am Extremely Normal about BurningCheese and I'm not ashamed :) they're video game characters at the end of the day, just have fun. Why can't we all just be bros, man, what does any of this matter
#also yes! enemies to lovers! AUs! What-if scenarios! you can do SO much with BxA that's why they're so great!#I play around with/ship BurningCheese in so many ways#redeemed Spice. corrupted Golden. forbidden love. one-sided toxic obsession on Spice's part. I love them in every universe :')#let people have fun. leave them alone. you don't have to like BxA but don't give fans such a hard time abt it. so unnecessary#hero/villain ships are such a fandom staple. always have been. why are people so weird abt them nowadays lol#idk if they're really young or really sheltered or what. but EVERY piece of media has hero/villain pair potential#Bill and Ford? Hannibal and Will? BATMAN AND JOKER!!! were you guys born yesterday like come on 😂😂😂 this shit is everywhere dudes#if talking cookies are making you this upset then I have bad news for you lol. it only gets worse in other fandoms#cookie run kingdom#beast x ancient#just gonna start tagging that for general discussions ig idk#merchant asks
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BEWARE OF THIS COMMISSION SCAMMER!!!!
If you see them in ur messages and they ask u to show ur art and tell u they wanna draw ur art in their style, DON'T DO IT!
They will show examples of art that they have clearly stolen and claim that they recently made it for their clients and will also show u a sketch (if asked for) that is CLEARLY AI GENERATED
NAH LIKE CUZ GRL WTF IS GOING ON WITH THE LINEWORK AND CHARLIE'S SHOES??? U DID NOT MAKE THIS😭😭😭
Just block and report them, DO NOT TRUST PPL THAT MESSAGE U FIRST ABOUT WANTING TO TAKE COMMISSIONS FROM U! THEY WANT TO SCAM U INTO TAKING UR MONEY FOR STOLEN ART/AI GENERATED SLOP! (Also they have like NO ART OF THEIR OWN let alone the stolen art they had shown to me in messages on their pfp).
Give ur money to people who put in time and effort into their work to give you the best quality commission that you have asked for and wait for you to go to them when u feel like you have the money to give it to someone way more talented than scammers and lend a helping hand to the artists that are in need of money around this time.
Stay safe and be careful on the internet!
Also i'm open for commissions and will actually do the work and put time and effort into it 👉👈
#scammers#scam alert#scam warning#hazbin hotel#also a hazbin hotel fan out of all scammers really????? blud ur making us look way more worse than half the fandom really is 😭😭😭
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In veilguard’s main tags no less….
#I don’t understand? I don’t understand! Why did they tag this???#with multiple variations of the games biggest tags???#This is an inside thought#I really don’t know why someone would go out of their way to make our shared fandom space actively worse while knowing they’re doing it#…#hm I’m having a pot and kettle situation aren’t I?#ugh I hate being self aware#ughhhh remember how I was so confident I had created my own bubble earlier?#oh how the fates remind us of our pride#no one going through the Dragon age tag or six variations of it wants to see how you’re needlessly being mean#i’m just venting right now sorry I’m annoyed#if you read this thank you if you didn’t read it also thank you xx#please enjoy the rest of your scrolling endeavors o7
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being a fan of false/ren/both atm is kinda weird and surreal in these times because you have to carefully tread around in your mind to avoid thinking about upsetting things (which consist of like 50% of the total stuff in your head) and you have to rewire your longtime neural pathways but it’s necessary and doable lol
#the friend group.#took a look at my drafts on main and the stuff i had painstakingly saved/ written… idk what to do with it so im just not doing anything#every time i see someone go ‘oh those two didn’t really interact with anyone else im on the server’ im sitting here with gritted teeth.#but no surprises people never gave a shit#it feels weird. esp as a false watcher.#like to explain to the hermitcraft fans it’s like what happened to the sbi fans when wilbur came out as a piece of shit. but less severe.#i do think a lot of people stopped giving a shit about iskall after hc6 so they automatically ignored everything he did#i think it’s actually insane because as a false/ren/both viewer you can’t just fucking pretend things never happened#it’s been one year since hc10 started 🙂 and things have changed 🙂#there’s no way people have forgotten HOW hc10 started and all the. stuff. that i now don’t look at.#i am fine i am either diassociating or narrowing my scope but it’s still ??????#anywayssss this was prob make lifeseriesifcation worse and false is the only non lifer hermit woman yayyyyy this can’t go wrong yayyy#i do think it’s nice that we don’t know what ren thinks about this like yesss none of our business#can’t wait for more ignorance from the fandom yippee#iskall situation#discourse#salt#ria.txt#ppl celebrating hc10 woohoo new hermits yeah and im over here trying not to think about it. i am not thinking about 90% of it.
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Jumping off my other post, I will admit that the whole "Izuku forgot about the river" is something that seemingly came out of nowhere for me.
I never understood it.
I get that we haven't seen him talking about it, but how is it acknowledged that Izuku is an "unreliable narrator" and he doesn't talk about all of his feelings... but then when he doesn't mention the time at the river, he has forgotten about it?
He doesn't mention some things, but that doesn't translate to he forgotten anything.
It's like not mentioning your favorite color all the time and people assume you don't have one or you don't like that color anymore.
In fact, episode 7/chapter 9 alone proves Izuku doesn't forget anything, especially from their past. That episode has him narrate their childhood except for when we get to the river scene, but that was because to show Katsuki's POV on that day and why he started to resent Izuku.
It's not that Izuku forgot that day. It's just he saw it differently from how Katsuki did.
While Izuku saw he was helping out a friend, Katsuki saw it as someone thinking he was weak.
I don't know, I just never got the thing about forgetting the river when Izuku clearly is the last person to forget anything. Especially, when it comes to Katsuki.
It's just emphasized a lot with Katsuki because it was the day he begun really resenting Izuku and soon later regrets it.
It's definitely just a fanon thing. And just me, but some of the things the fandom does agree on when it comes to Izuku, I don't get.
#and I'll be honest some of the things some of the fandom come up for both katsuki and izuku#makes me believe some of you intend to make Katsuki seem better and Izuku worse#like the cooking thing#just because katsuki can cook doesn't mean izuku can't#(honestly i see katsuki as someone who can but over seasons and forgets that not everyone has his spice tolerance sometimes)#y'all know i don't hate katsuki that is my boom boom gremlin... but i do feel like when it comes to both characters#some of you go the route of babying them in different ways#katsuki gets the 'he's misunderstood' treatment#izuku get infantilized like he can't do anything right or not at all#i find it unfair because they're both great characters in their own right but it's like some of you only want to acknowledge that for one#and not the other#I'm emphasizing more so on Izuku's case because while katsuki does have his haters it is clear from polls and switch ups#that he gets more grace than izuku#and no one or not a lot of people don't bring it up because Izuku isn't as loved#some Izuku fans i don't feel are really his fans but fans of fanon versions of him#my bias yeah because he is my fave but even if he wasn't i still think it's unfair#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#bakudeku
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ya know for a fandom that is screaming from the rooftops that the books are ‘dark fantasy’ they sure do complain about people taking those darker elements at face value or even god-forbid exploring them
#idk I was just thinking about how I could make acotar worse because my own life is feeling like hell rn lmao#and it just kinda reminded me that….. literally everyone I’ve ever seen praise this series has called it a dark romance where the villain#gets the girl. but then……when we correctly point out that to be a villain rhys specifically has to do bad things and not be remorseful#suddenly we’re reading too much into it and that’s not what the author intended and we’re just being haters or even abuse apologists#idk idk it just feels like they (the fandom at large ig) claim that they like a certain thing- in this dark romance- but when they’re#confronted with the reality of that thing/trope they want the moral superiority/clear conscious of not actually having that thing/trope#or even having to actually engage with it#and this is coming from someone that hates dark romance!!!#I can’t fucking stand it and I hate the prevalence and normalization of it from tiktok/instagram#but if you’re saying you’re reading a book because it had this specific trope then stand on business!#you can’t have it both ways eventually you gotta pick one#either you do actually like dark romances and villain love interests#or you want the mmc to always be in the right and good to the fmc at all times and morally pure#anti rhysand#anti sjm#sjm critical#anti cassian#anti feysand#anti nessian#acotar critical#anti acotar fandom#fandom critical#gold talks.tag
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Baby Viktor
Due to a magical mishap in the lab Viktor ends up de-aged. Little Viktor comes to himself in a place he doesn't recognize, with no clothes and no cane. He is very obviously in Piltover, and there is a very large man calling his name and asking him if he's ok and what he remembers. The poor boy is very frightened, and it doesn't help that they are not speaking in his first language, so he is still having some trouble with words at this age. Jayce, of course, helps the little one up and puts his own shirt on him, which hangs down like a dress, but little Viktor is even more terrified because of the strength in Jayce's arms and the fact that his hand practically covers his entire torso.
Of course, the poor child tries his best to put together how he got here. He understands that he is missing memories, but he doesn't know he's been de-aged, so he is trying to figure out how a crippled child from the undercity ended up in the rich part of Piltover. The feeling of being out of place gets even worse when he finds out that Jayce is a councilor and when he meets Mel, who looks extremely extravagant and is also a councilor. Any and all ideas he can come up with are, of course, bad ones, but there is little good he can figure from his situation. He had never thought of himself as one of the ones to sell their body for food and shelter, much less to big, strong, rich pilties, but he assumes his past self must have had a reason and tries to be good and not make himself sick with his own thoughts.
#Jayce is oblivious to the fact this small child thinks he wants to have sex with him#The poor thing can't think of another reason why Jayce or Mel would be kind to him#And Jayce being built like a brick wall while Viktor is a tiny twig only makes all his fear worse#de aged viktor#oblivious jayce#Mel suspects something is wrong but can't quite pin down what it is#jayce talis#arcane jayce#arcane viktor#viktor#young viktor#mel medarda#mel arcane#arcane#fandom#fanfic#fanfiction#fic prompt#wip#tw implied noncon#probably should have put that at the top but I just realized it existed#oh well#if someone thinks I should move it let me know. And maybe tell me the best way to do it#I'm still pretty new to this site
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by far the worst take i've seen so far post-ep19 of Junior Year is that having a week-by-week live play would have allowed fans to essentially influence the direction of the story in the way they want it to go and that would have resulted in the cast being more sympathetic to the Ratgrinders (ie getting them a redemption arc)
why do you feel the need to try and control this story? YOU ARE NOT THE ONE TELLING IT. if you want to tell a story please go write your own, or go write fanfiction to cope or whatever but you don't get to say that the players are telling the story wrong when it's their story they are telling
#not only would this actively make the story worse#but i truly don't understand why people think that this would then force the players to do what the audience wants#like i'm gonna assume that the people who want this are the same people who complain too much about bits (or at least there's heavy overlap#who's to say they wouldn't double down on their decisions and then you'd just have a whole new reason to be mad#also as stated earlier in really no way do i believe that audience influence would really benefit the story#like there is something about how attached the audience gets to certain things that the cast/crew couldn't predict because it is recorded#but i truly don't think there's many instances where fan influences to the author(s) has been in service to the story#because the second you do that you are controlled by the audience and any time you go against that then you've “betrayed” them#it just goes back to a lot of the conversations about audience and specifically fandom entitlement and the way that people consume “content#also to be clear i saw this take on d20 twitter which i do think has a whole different flavor of toxicity than d20 tumblr#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#dimension 20
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All these JJK fans saying they’re dropping the manga because their fave died

#this image never left my brain and I had to make it#I love y’all but please bfr#it’s not that bad#maybe because I’ve seen worse LOL#I’m gonna be bringing back some tags I didn’t think I’d use again#just to let y’all know I love Kiku but I will never talk about hetalia in a nice way pls don’t follow me if you like hetalia BDNDJXHDDGEVS#Hetaoni#Hetalia#btw I fucking love JJK I swear sometimes the fandom is just on my nerves LMAO
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thinking about astarion bg3 again. how that's the Astarion we know and the guy that Astarion is to us - - - but if you took pre-vampire, pre-everything Astarion and had him face this vision of the future, that would be horror beyond elf comprehension (and not even largely because of the vampire thing). So invested in this.
Like imagine if through some magic something, pre-vampire Astarion gets pulled 200 years into the future and meets himself and. he's That/That's him. And it's not even just that that this...this thing is him/he's That Thing, that thing is the product of 200 years of hell that he's gonna have to go through. (Also I feel like if they ever faced, this is something that present-day Astarion would be an absolute dick to past-Astarion for - he got them in that mess, after all! He's not going to be sympathetic, especially not early on in the game)
I just want to have pre-vamp Astarion to face that Vision of the future and begging everyone to help him prevent this future somehow, trying to get any information to avoid this (because this is clearly the Bad Route, but there must be a way out! some decisions he can make!) And maybe he asks the gang for help bc clearly everyone should understand that Thing must never become him/he can never go through That and become That/This version of him must never come into existence.
but the worm club is just like "but that's our friend. that's our buddy Astarion right there? :/"
#haven't found the right words to describe why this scenario makes me so insane I think#but think about it! If you ask someone what would be the worst way their life could go...and then it's a thousand times worse#but at the same time that worst version of you that worst thing you can ever imagine becoming of you...has friends who pick it over you#wish I had the spoons and the dnd lore know how to write that fic#bg3#astarion#fandom
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