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caffeine-addicted-insomniac · 2 years

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*my friend explaining how their new code has made their life easier*

Me: yaknow what would make my life easier?

Friend: A bullet?

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starlightseraph · 5 months

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obsessed with them.

#literally on the edge of my seat every time george opens his mouth #because we’re about to get either a very intelligent well thought out response or the most out of pocket insanity #i love the way he says ‘jasper’#like an exasperated parent #george rexstrew #jayden revri #kassius nelson #yuyu kitamura #they’re so chaotic #kassius being completely unimpressed by jayden #and yuyu being very impressed by everyone #edwin payne #charles rowland #payneland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #dead boy detectives #dbd #starlightseraph’s brainrot

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asmobeuses · 1 year

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Someone get the horse tranquilizer before I climb this man like a jungle gym.

#✎ asmo's discussions #oh my god i love nanami #losing my shit #oh my god #nanami pls #one chance #kento nanami #nanami kento #nanami #nanami x reader #yall pls chill out #op (me) is 16 and yall r being way too out of pocket #✎ Asmo thirsts

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nias-keca · 4 days

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real..

#in stars and time #isat #idk i just really needed it to be real #i want to retrieve it from my pockets to open wistfully in moments of need #the same way I pull out the sulemio photos from my wallet to show people as if they're my daughters.

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maxedes · 28 days

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my whole twitter timeline is in shambles. ferrari mercedes & red bull fans have miraculously united. every other person is either threatening suicide or to burn some factory down. 443316 looking like they‘re about to cry. all of that only interrupted by fernando rolling in on on his fucking scooter & george stripping in the press conference. what is going on in the house of monza?

#oh and nico saying out of pocket shit on live tv #is stockholm syndrom kicking in or do i really want max dominace back #it is exciting but in a doom kind of way #i did a screen recording of it to show a friend & it‘s over half a minute long (& i was scrolling fast)#formula one #formula 1 #f1 #george russell #lewis hamilton #max verstappen #nico rosberg #fernando alonso #charles leclerc #monza gp 2024 #tw suicide mention #anti mclaren #anti lando norris #justi to be extra safe

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spicynectarines · 1 year

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pov: uh oh

#someone said something way out of pocket #they’re infecting my brain again #star wars #the clone wars #star wars rebels #art #fan art #fanart #thrawn #eli vanto #mitthrawnuruodo #mitth’raw’nuruodo #thranto #ahsoka series #grand admiral thrawn

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thequantumranger · 1 month

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In Memory of Rachael Lillis

The original English voice actress of Misty and Jessie, in addition to various other characters throughout the English dub of Pokémon.

July 8, 1969 - August 10, 2024

Rest in Peace

#pokemon #pocket monsters #pokemonedit #animationedit #cartoons & anime #mine:pokemon #mine #I wanted to make a tribute post the day I found out about their passing but life got in the way and stuff #rest in peace OG Misty/Jessie 🙏#/ flashing gif

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shalom-iamcominghome · 1 month

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POV: you block antisemites on this site

#jumblr #meme #personal thoughts tag #actually new guessing game!#did i block them because: they are rabidly transphobic; antisemitic; misogynistic; or Actual N@zis? find out next time!#i really wish you had the chance to unhide comments in the same way you can still view blogs you have blocked #i just think this is funny becuase i've really only been blocking people who are vitriolically opposed to the fact that i am breathing #thank g-d there are pockets on this site where i don't need to be On Edge every time i see a new blog though

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phreia · 5 days

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ART BY @nevvn !!

"Get your hand off my wallet."

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me one master to rule them all #Mammon abuse #really the only way to control these demons pre pact. or if youre hiding a pact #anyways hehe silly drawing done for me at a nice price check this artist out :3 #yes mammon did pull mcs wallet out of their pocket #got CAUGHT

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carlyraejepsans · 2 years

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sometimes the funny guy armor doesn't work

#undertale #sans #myart #mans gotta be careful he's like pocket flavor but for genres #he can bugs bunny his way outta anything as long as he plays and looks the part but the guy also has a boston accent so #whenever he wears anything fancy he's gotta play it twice as goofy or the scene turns into a gangster movie #or maybe this is the king mtt ending and he just half got out of an assassination attempt. whichever you prefer #blood cw

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kore-cryptid · 1 year

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"miguel is the villain spot is the villain miles himself is the villain" no youre all wrong the REAL TRUE villain of atsv was that bitch ass school counselor lady

#ma'm was SO out of pocket calling them a 'struggling imigrant family'#and also None of her business to 'your sons lying to you'#SHE LITERALLY ADMITED THAT SHE DOESNT KNOW MILES AT ALL #miles couldve been hiding Anything #idk as a queer person who was nearly outed and had to Beg the school counselor NOT to tell my parents when I was 15 #hit too close to home in the Worst Way #none of this is /neg i still fuckijg love this movie #miles shoudlve hit Her with a bagel #okay i shut up now #atsv spoilers #across the spider verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse spoilers

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densewentz · 1 year

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more dreamling dad au bc thats just what i do now apparently i like lazy afternoon naps and so do our boys

#dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #morpheus #the sandman netflix #sandman fanart #a few people have asked me what the babs name is #ive been calling him Kian #and he gets jealous of Nightmare and wants to be scary too sometimes so his dad made him that horrific onesie #to kian's exact specifications thank u #my art #its important to me that people know kians got dreams dark hair and flair for dramatics but #hes also got hobs big dumb sunshine brown calf eyes that he flashes to get his way bc he also has hobs effortless charm #i also headcanon as he gets older he secrets handfuls of sand into his pockets from EVERYWHERE bc he wants to be like his dad #and hob has to be the sand police and has to make kian turn out his pockets on the doorstep every time they come home from anywhere #bc theres only so much vaccuuming even an immortal man can take #and kian does so but petulantly and while sporting dreams patented Imperious Pissy Face #they have a rule that kian is allowed to stomp as loudly as he wants to his room but isnt allowed to slam doors #in this essay i will-

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biohazzrds · 11 months

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You guys don’t understand I would be a housewife for this woman.

Breakfast in bed? Got it

The house? Clean

Children? Bae whatever you want I’ll carry even

Leon though? Yeah hell be at home cooking dinner instead

#cosmos brain #chris resident evil #resident evil 4 #re4 #ada wong x reader #leon kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #leon s kennedy #Ada Wong #I could get very out of pocket rn #but I won’t.#Househusband leon?#fuck yeahhh #re separate ways #re 2 #resident evil 2

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oneluckydragon · 1 year

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Local idiot ghost absolutely blown away when boyfriend gives him a nickname for the first time, more info after this broadcast.

Bonus pet-name edition:

(Yeah I know it's ooc for grovyle to EVER use the term "babe" but lets go ahead and assume he's done it accidentally a few times rather than intentionally. He's deeply in love with the dumb ghostman, ok. Sometimes it just slips out.)

Dusknoir is still recovering from hearing it. And when he finally calls grovyle "love" himself on accident a few days later, he falls deathly ill for two weeks cause his body couldn't handle the aftermath and started rapidly shutting down on a molecular level.

#dusknoir he is dying pls for the love of god just give him the heal seed already #i headcanon that grovyle starts to call dusknoir just “noir” simply because it's less effort but dusknoir is legitimately touched by it #he's never had a nickname before so he cried happy tears for only 2 hours after this interaction #celebi thinks noir's drama over the entire thing is very funny so she starts calling him “beloved” even more and he has a meltdown #and dusknoir being a literal functional storage unit is my favorite thing he is so good at HOLDING stuff for his BF and GF #he carries water bottles and snacks for them like a total mom when they go exploring #(he got the habit after hanging out w/ echo and sora. those are his kids so of course he's gonna have treats!!!)#what's in the void you ask??? who knows probably a pocket universe or the elusive pmd2 remake #i had way too much fun drawing this is it obvious?#and i really like the new brush i've been using lately so i'm happy #also first comic i put decent effort into!!!! yay #actaeonshipping #future trio #dusknoir #grovyle #celebi #pmd #pmd2 #pmd eos #explorers of sky #my art #tw blood

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ray935sworld · 1 month

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I hope Logan stole a plant and a bunch of pencils on his way out the Williams HQ

#Listen sometimes my brain produces stuff taht I don't understand but then it's funny so I can't shut up about it #So I post it #f1 #logan sargeant #PLEASE LET HIM BE PETTY AND STEAL A FREAKING POD FLOWER OR PENCIL OR IDK WHAT EVER IS LAYING AROUND #Like those welcome Bonbons that sometimes lay out #HE TAKES ALL OF THEM.#His pockets are almost as full as my little purse when I went to communion and the restaurant we went to had Bonbons in an not watched area #BOY I PACKET THAT LITTLE PURSE TILL I COULD BARELY CLOSE IT #I don't even know why I had a purse. That was literally the only purpose.#Like I was 9 #WHY DID THEY GAVE ME A PURSE??? I gave my mom everything either way #AND THAT TING WAS BARELY BIGGER THAN MY HAND. nothing EXCEPT BONBONS fitted #Anyway #Logie please steal anything you can on your way out

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mobius-m-mobius · 2 years

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A little over the top, don't you think?

First look at Lokius in Loki season 2

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #marveledit #lokiedit #THERE THEY ARE #y'all he pocket sized tol and smol supremacy wins again 😭#obsessed with the way they're gonna play this up in s2!!#also sorry but if they use that clip filter on all the mobius tux content it WILL be my villain origin story bc coloring this knocked me out #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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