#way out of pocket

[caffeine-addicted-insomniac]

*my friend explaining how their new code has made their life easier*

Me: yaknow what would make my life easier?

Friend: A bullet?

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[starlightseraph]

obsessed with them.

[asmobeuses]

Someone get the horse tranquilizer before I climb this man like a jungle gym.

[nias-keca]

real..

[thequantumranger]

In Memory of Rachael Lillis

The original English voice actress of Misty and Jessie, in addition to various other characters throughout the English dub of Pokémon.

July 8, 1969 - August 10, 2024

Rest in Peace

[maxedes]

my whole twitter timeline is in shambles. ferrari mercedes & red bull fans have miraculously united. every other person is either threatening suicide or to burn some factory down. 443316 looking like they‘re about to cry. all of that only interrupted by fernando rolling in on on his fucking scooter & george stripping in the press conference. what is going on in the house of monza?

[spicynectarines]

pov: uh oh

[shalom-iamcominghome]

POV: you block antisemites on this site

[phreia]

ART BY @nevvn !!

"Get your hand off my wallet."

[cozylittleartblog]

me omw to scare mormons out of a wendys!! 🍂🖤🍟

ootd from like 2 weeks ago and yes that really happened

[carlyraejepsans]

sometimes the funny guy armor doesn't work

[kore-cryptid]

"miguel is the villain spot is the villain miles himself is the villain" no youre all wrong the REAL TRUE villain of atsv was that bitch ass school counselor lady

[densewentz]

more dreamling dad au bc thats just what i do now apparently i like lazy afternoon naps and so do our boys

[imaveryevilenby]

The fun part about biology is explaining to people how field work is done because a lot of it is like as close as we can get to hurting the animals without hurting the animals

like mist netting is a way to catch birds and bats and flying stuff, it's basically very loose, very thin netting that gently catches flying things and tangles them up. Does not hurt them at all but like if you look at a bird in a most net you're gonna really think you're hurting it

there's methods for catching birds of prey that involves basically dragging a live bird on a wire until they swoop in and grab the bird, at which point the biologist trips a net and catches the hawk. Talked to a person who's been doing this for literally 10+ years, and in all of that she's had like 5 birds actually hurt and none lost cause they're wearing these cute little leather vests that protect them from everything. They switch out the birds after each hawk catch too cause the poor guys literally faced death but not actually

And that's not even mentioning the small lizard nooses! Some herpatologists use basically a slipknot (noose) attached to a long stick that they loop around the neck of small lizards. Does not hurt them at all apparently cause they literally don't have enough body mass for the noose to actually constrict much! Controls the head and you can just bend down and grab em

I put mice in plastic bags before (open for air), they try to hide in the corners it's cute

some people put birds upside down in pvc tubes to weigh them

What people need to understand about biology and studying animals is catching them is a difficult and complicated task and we're fucking professionals who know how to do that shit without hurting them, but sometimes the best methods sound horrifying

[fatedroses]

Jullus???