#way out of pocket

[caffeine-addicted-insomniac]

*my friend explaining how their new code has made their life easier*

Me: yaknow what would make my life easier?

Friend: A bullet?

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[starlightseraph]

obsessed with them.

[asmobeuses]

Someone get the horse tranquilizer before I climb this man like a jungle gym.

[doctorsiren]

Also I must know, is Fiddleford in the Monster Hunter Pines AU at all? I ask because I love him. He seems like the kinda guy who would have loved to stay in the lab and make cool adventure gadgets. That man was destined to be The Guy In The Chair.

I am obsessed with the idea of the Stan Twins and Fiddleford being a weird little trio it delights me.

Okay okay okay okay so my main issue with having Fiddleford there is the whole Emma May situation. We all know how highly Stanley thinks of family, and I don’t think he’d be too keen on this science guy abandoning his wife to help them out, so he makes Stanford make Fiddleford make Emma May come along and she actually turns out to have skill in hunting and such, so she gets to join the twins and gets to use the crossbow :)

This is also because the original concept for this AU was made on the idea that Stanford and Stanley make up much sooner (because them fighting makes me sad ☹️☹️☹️) and I don’t like the idea of Fiddleford still abandoning his wife (and in canon, his son, who doesn’t exist in this AU because uhh its earlier in the timeline) and I thought she deserved to come along 😁

Stanford and Emma May bond over Fiddleford, Stanley and Emma May bond over being good with weapons and not getting what their respective nerds are saying, and Fiddleford and Stanley can bond over Stanford I suppose HAHA

[thequantumranger]

In Memory of Rachael Lillis

The original English voice actress of Misty and Jessie, in addition to various other characters throughout the English dub of Pokémon.

July 8, 1969 - August 10, 2024

Rest in Peace

[lifemod17]

"If you're familiar with the way in the ancient world, people sometimes believe that the world that we stand on, rests upon the back of a giant turtle. Which is a belief that I still subscribe to now, just keep it simple. And on the back, so the world rests on the back of the turtle as you know, as we all know, and then beneath that turtle it offers the question 'what does that turtle stand on?' another turtle. And then beneath that turtle is another turtle. And so for some mysteries that are unsolvable, the English language has an expression, I'm not sure if there's an equivalent here, it's just turtles all the way down."

I, Carrion (Icarian) intro which Hozier relates to a book he was reading at the time: Turtles All The Way Down written by John Green

🎥: funnykirsten123 | tiktok

Forest National, Brussels || 12/08/2023

[factual-flittermouse]

DC confirms that the bat cave is just part of a really huge cave system, and that’s just how Batman gets around without people seeing him. Some people question how nobody else has discovered the batcave if this is true, but it /is/ Gotham - there’s a man eating pseudo crocodile and a zombie in the sewers. Would you risk it?

[roobiedo]

now they're both confused

[maxedes]

my whole twitter timeline is in shambles. ferrari mercedes & red bull fans have miraculously united. every other person is either threatening suicide or to burn some factory down. 443316 looking like they‘re about to cry. all of that only interrupted by fernando rolling in on on his fucking scooter & george stripping in the press conference. what is going on in the house of monza?

[spicynectarines]

pov: uh oh

[shalom-iamcominghome]

POV: you block antisemites on this site

[phreia]

ART BY @nevvn !!

"Get your hand off my wallet."

[cozylittleartblog]

me omw to scare mormons out of a wendys!! 🍂🖤🍟

ootd from like 2 weeks ago and yes that really happened

[kore-cryptid]

"miguel is the villain spot is the villain miles himself is the villain" no youre all wrong the REAL TRUE villain of atsv was that bitch ass school counselor lady

[fatedroses]

Jullus???