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*rewatching Sherlock*
Seriously tho why does not one talk about the Blind Banker episode?
That is literally one of the only episodes that booglesnoop cumsquatch aka Sherlock Is wearing jeans
JEANS!!
#create meaningful chaos#chaos#no i dont need sleep#no i havent taken my meds#yes im fine#yes i need more coffee#fuck i dont know how to grammar#fuck my life#sherlcok#sherlock imagine#incorrect sherlock quotes#sherlockbbc#sherlockedit#sherlock#sherlock holmes#the blind banker#jeans#benidict cumberbatch#incorrectly saying benidict cumberbatch#smaug#watson#bruh
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Ok yeah this month's offering is gonna slap
#going to demo it at an open mic on Sunday but i need to run it thru more editing#my friend pointed out a ton of grammar mistakes in “prayer ratio” oops lol#sorry i dont know how to fucking speak english#touchflesh#meatballerino
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writing in english when your first idiom is spanish is funny because I find myself in the need to make everything rhyme for some odd reason
Also I didn't know this ":" was called colon and my friend told me to fix my colon and I thought she meant my ibs
#in spanish is just called dos puntos because /that/ makes sense#the fuck is a colon bitch im gonna kill u#based of my lack of knowledge in english grammar you already know how this is going to end#dont tell me my english is bad already know i do not care
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a handful of chinese songs that give me big robit energy
translating cpop songs is like my second favourite hobby so it's frankly surprising I haven't made this post sooner
Him - Floruitshow (马 - 福禄寿)
I've talked about this song on here before but this is the 3.7 song for me
the second chorus is definitely MR-SN but i like to think of the first chorus (Let me take a good look at your visage as we count down the time till the curtains’ close. Forgive me for holding back my voice so soon, do you know, in your graceful escape, all I see around me is disaster?) as VR-LA during the flashback sequence
specifically 'all I see around me is disaster' because yeah not wrong
'This time I’m not here to bring you home' just kills me like the please please take care of yourself because I can't be there with you anymore of it all
'Oh spring, oh warm sun, please come sooner, grant him a smooth and safe journey' same point, just the desperate plea for the universe to protect VR-LA because he can't do it himself anymore
How can I make you stay - Floruitshow (我用什么把你留住 - 福禄寿)
(conveniently I have actually done a full translation of this song!)
definitely one of the Maxim songs of all time
"You’ve believed that you can let your life pass in numbness, but [...] why do your tears fall in the moment of letting go?' YEAH because we've seen so many times how Maxim keeps trying to convince himself that he can stop just caring but it never works
'You say don’t fall in love, yet you’re unwilling to let go' same point, this man is in such denial about how he just can't stop caring
specifically the second verse feels a lot like Maxim waiting for VR-LA to return from Tu'narath
'You stay silent, holding onto starlight as you wait through your darkest hour. Your mind is struck, when familiar murmurs pierce your ears once more' aaaAAAAHH
the bridge (?) as a conversation between VR-LA and Maxim, VR-LA inviting Maxim to see the beauty and wonders of the world ('Do you want to see the sea of flowers blooming?', very 4.5 wedding invite honestly) but Maxim's trauma just would not allow him to take that risk ('If none of them come back, then who should I live for?')
fun fact the second version of the bridge in my translation ('You must stay to see the flowers bloom' onwards) is exclusive to that live performance of the song so it's not in the spotify version i linked here. as for which version you think fits Maxim more.. well.
Borrow - Mao Buyi (借 - 毛不易)
finally banging out a translation for this song was kinda the inspiration for me to make this post actually
the tldr of this song is that it's an unnamed/unidentified speaker asking to borrow various small things for the sake of somebody else (like 'an inch of frozen sunlight' to provide warmth in a cold world) so you can probably see where i'm going with this
'A simple ‘we have plenty of time’ etched into the soul to prepare for the chance of forced separation' ouch ow okay
'Those blown apart by these winds will say that they never loved deeply' / 'There is a sincerity that cannot be blown apart by this wind' DX-TR betraying the old crew vs VR-LA fighting through so much just to get them back
'There are tears that cannot be washed away by this rain' this line just haunts me. like in general
'An acre of land for him to call home, an ordinary life for him to live' as MR-SN watching over the old crew like I can't be there for you but I hope you will find peace and a home...
#rolling with difficulty#rwd starship#rwd professionals#my feel good hobby! as opposed to art: my feel bad hobby /j#im actually learning to play how can i make you stay on the guitar right now its a lot of fun but ow my fingers#ive also found a score for him but its super outside my skill level so we'll see how that goes#bmadd11 my beloathed#/also/ working on a little something based on that song but that wont... come into play for at least the next few weeks so#its an absolute monster of a project and school has started so i dont have high hopes for getting it done soon#i dont think i got to mention this on the actual post for borrow but ive literally been spinning that song in my brain since like 2020#genuinely. i've been thinking about how to translate that song for upwards of 3 years#grammar is just weird sometimes#i was gonna include let's go wandering by bibi zhou but i couldve SWORN i wrote a translation for that song before i just cant FIND it#spent 30 minutes hunting for the doc in my drive thats 30 minutes of my life wasted#but 'lets go wandering with a smile because we carry our home in our hearts' just fucks severely#also considered including forget your sorrows when the flowers bloom by zhou shen#bc im not gonna make a cpop post and *not* try and subject more poeple to zhou shen#but like that songs vibe is too... cottagecore to really make a good point there im just obsessed with one specific line#'If my memories are stolen and I forget all my love; I'll say to you “Hello!”#post amnesia vrla to the old crew??? the 'i dont know you. id love to get to know you again' of it all????#did this instead of my programming homework :|
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people who are starved of stories that make them feel things to the extent they groan and writhe like a worm HATE being told that they might have to read technically poor writing. like grammar is that important
#people think a “diamond in the rough” story means its perfect and flawless and edited by 3 people to have no typos#no you fool. it has cringey weeaboo speak and bad grammar#and it doesnt matter bc the story will grab you by the throat and force u to read it#this is about me recommending someone (a fellow author) a fic that has me absolutely distraught#and they wont read it bc sometimes... theres some cringe weebanese#and they dont do dialogue marks correctly#you are missing out on so much because you wont give it a chance#i know some people dont have the capacity to read fics they dont know are good esp if they dont LOOK formatted and easy to read#BUT IM TELLING U. I HAVE BEEN READING THIS THING ALL WEEK AND I LITERALLY AM A DIFFERENT PERSON NOW#ENDURE A FEW “HAI” AND “MATTEYO” IM FUCKING SERIOUS#OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD#sorry.#obviously everyone has their own preferences. i do wish sometimes that they would. be willing to read bad writing.#its not even that bad.#you need to make bad art and you need to embrace bad art#how else are u gonna read a 600k enemies to lovers redemption fic that makes ur chest ache and u pull at ur hair and pace the room#and then go back to reading bc ur desperate to see what happens next bc u care abt the characters so fucking much#u can tell how much love is in the writing. even if it isnt perfect grammar or punctuation#ITS 600 FUCKING THOUSAND WORDS. SOMEONE PUT THAT MUCH TIME INTO THIS
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the fact that 4/6 crows are primarily speaking their second or third language for the entirety of the book is an untapped gold mine
#everyone point at kaz and wylan and laugh at them in 'kerch native language' guys#like tbh realistically i see all of them being multilingual for various reasons#like. we all know kaz will learn suli eventually right GBHWTBHDFH and i dont doubt he knows some#phrases in stuff like shu and fjerdan like how he knows what demijin means#and wylan had his tutors ofc so he has SOME exposure and likely more grammar-based#but like. nina inej jes and matthias speak in a language that isnt their native for 90% of the book#which i think. is both hilarious for humor and also really really really fucking incredible on their parts#language. language dialects and language barriers is smth the show unfortunately tears away#which SUCKS bc its also such a good medium for learning abt said languages
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today's hungarian class was pure torture. please save me bsdrewatch
#nora learns hungarian#rant incoming#WHY do people sign up for uni when they don't want to study?#today was a practice class. where we practice what we learnt in language class.#and ALL the people who skip the language classes come there#they don't know the grammar. they haven't learnt the vocabulary.#so we have an exercise and they just sit there. waiting for the teacher to take pity on them and tell them the solution.#the teacher doesn't even call on me anymore because he knows i know it. so i don't get to practice at all#to most of those people hungarian is their only major#is it that hard to go to the one important class you have??#we have a test on friday#ill ace it as always and theyll all sob about how hard it is again#i dont want to judge them. i rly dont. i dont know their circumstances. maybe they have something more important.#BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE
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so after the prof cancelling like 8 classes in old english, losing quizzes and assignments and grades, never making expectations clear, barely explaining what he was teaching, etc, we didn't complete all of the things on the syllabus and i don't think i can. calculate my grade going into the exam?
there's supposed to have been 9 quizzes with the lowest mark of that 9 dropped; at my best count there was 6 and i have no idea if we can still expect that lowest drop
there was supposed to be two tests and no exam, but i suppose the exam is the second test bc having an exam was his plan from the start and the dept wouldn't allow it so he's doing it via loophole + we did do one test already
we completed 2 translations as expected but i won't have the second one returned before the final exam is due, so no idea how i did on that since i felt ok abt the first one and only got a 50
i also don't have my essay back, which was like 20% and the only thing i've felt confident abt all semester
multiple quizzes and assignments were returned with random numbers on them with no indication of what they were out of (i was given a quiz back with "12" written on the top? 12 out of what? 12%?)
can't find half of the quizzes- i don't think i even have them. i have 1, 3 and 6. we were emailed some of the marks, so they might be in my inbox somewhere? but i don't have the physical quizzes and can't use them to review or like. learn from them
also the prof is out of province rn i think. this is the third time this semester. so i can't meet w him to check up on this
like i need a 65 average in every course to stay in honours, if this course fucked it all up for me i'll lose it i really will. i THINK i'm over that but i have no fucking clue. and not to catastrophize but if i don't get a 65 i can't do my essay next semester and everything is completely set up for me to go do that already, and ofc then i won't graduate in spring and won't get the degree i worked my ass off and paid a fucking exorbitant amt of money for that i am almost finished. i hate this fucking school man
#its a miracle im even passing. i shouldnt be i dont know shit#but it genuinely is not my fault this prof is the worst#hes ancient so he barely makes it to class (he hasnt been on time once all semester) and hes sick all the time#he can barely hear us talk and keeps losing and forgetting crucial shit for class#almost every time he cancelled class it was last minute and i mean within an hour of class starting. i was already in the building#he doesnt really teach so much as say shit and then act confused when we dont understand immediately#he Stated that he knew we wouldnt understand basic grammar bc we werent taught it. which is true and was said kindly#and then acted surprised when we didnt fucking know what a preposition is or the difference between that and a conjunction#hes also just. super boring. but thats just me i can see how he would be fascinating to someone else#and thats the worst part hes not even a terrible guy hes just a bad prof. hes nice hes just absolutely clueless#he literally gave us each a different translation of beowulf from his own collection for a project and let us keep them#shame i cant fucking read it! bc its in old english! and i still cant read old english!#its way beyond time for him to retire but he just. wont fuckin leave apparently#levi.txt#i couldve taken middle ages and the movies. middle ages and the movies gets to write a screenplay as a final assignment#middle ages and the movies gets to go watch the green knight and is taught by a prof i think is really cool#but noooo intro to old english is the only medieval studies req that fit into my schedule bc i live in a fucking hell dimension
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can't believe I just spent three hours watching a movie about masculine anxiety in the nuclear family model, told through cartoon alien tribes wearing Mãori tattoos
#I dont know man I just dont vibe with these films. they're so weird to me for some reason#it's the mix of heavyhanded metaphorizing from a convoluted white savior pov with just the most uninteresting possible stories told within#and what beefs me the most is how good the cinematic grammar and dramatic sense is. like the execution is so good#not just technically (which was also great) but also on the storytelling ABCs level. pretty close to perfect#the structural edit wonked it a bit and dialogue wasn't always up to snuff#but generally speaking storycraft was firing on all cylinders yet telling the most uninteresting possible story imaginable. weird movies#both of them honestly. just weird#can't gel with them at all. and I NEVER forgive these insane runtimes either#I am heretically opposed to 3hr slogs. especially for something as simple as this. i hate doing mental structural re-edits while watching#but with movies like this it is impossible not to. just weird man#and the whole environmentalist angle is like fine whatever but the aboriginal aliens are such a clunky plot device#very very weird and sketchy and the optics are just all over. not for me to semiotically call this out i guess but leaves a very strange#taste nevertheless#and again technically it's just an utter magic trick and almost transcendent at times. but that is all momentsry candy without#meaningful story holding it together. just a guy being a dad except they're cartoons in space and also indigenous and super heteronormative#so fucking weird. and man you could feel james horner's absence so keenly#no longer a musical rhythm guiding the edit. other way around now. always a loss when this happens imo#it just felt like such an american dad family dynamics in this opposing context of an alien tribe#they were five minutes away from having back of the van arguments. all the 'bros' were insufferable#and dont get me started on the fucking sequelbaiting. sigourney weaver and the general and the weird dreadlocks guy all were#essentially just setting up sequel hooks and that was so grating in a movie already so long. eugh#anyway that was my review thanks for reading#text
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Most important question in the my hero academia universe:
Does Snipe have a quirk or is he simply american?
#create meaningful chaos#chaos#no i dont need sleep#no i havent taken my meds#yes im fine#yes i need more coffee#fuck i dont know how to grammar#fuck my life#bnha#mha#snipe#mha snipe#is it a quirk#or is he american#he had plenty of practice if he went to a public high school
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Do you wish that you loved me? (Please smile back at me)
Comic I did with Damien and Jaz ( @chaosxabove ) a little bit ago! Please ignore my horrible grammar mistakes I've just now noticed cause I seem to blank out when I write words. These two hurt my soul...
#Damien#Jaz Niemi#Friend oc#OC#OC artist#song comic#original character#☁️✨- Dreams on a Canvas#🌙- chaosxabove#I dont know Damien's last name :(#STILL HAPPY WITH THIS THO DESPITE THE MISTAKES#I dont know HOW i fucked up one of the panels grammar wise cause I got it right legit in every other one#but too late to fix it LOL#Song: DYWTYLM#Song Artist: Sleep Token
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Hope you dont mind my adding. Another fun bilingual thing that I don't see is english-ifying a non english word or vice versa to make a word that is neither english or from the other language. I'm not sure if it's the same for spanglish, but for runglish (russian english) we do this thing with the word "use" where we'll be speaking a sentence in full russian and then throw in this made up word that's essentially making the word "use" russian. It sounds like "use-ala", "use-ayet", "use-ayish", or "use-ayoo", depending on the verb tense. So for example: я не знаю как "use-ayet" это (ya ne znayu kak use-ayet ehto -- I don't know how to use this). There's technically a word for "use" but I legit don't know what it is cuz growing up it's always been this made up word. Sometimes even when speaking a full English sentence this made up word will get thrown in too.
Also the way your bilingual character speaks will be heavily dictated by whether they were raised speaking both languages, or if English is their second language, and also the age at which they learned English. If it's a dual learned language, more often than not (but not always) sentences will use a combination of the two languages like OP showed above. If it's a second language and they learned young itll be pretty similar, but I've noticed there's a lot more grammar mismatch if it's a second language (i.e. saying English sentences with the other language's grammar structure). (Be careful though if you write a character that speaks like this, cuz that could come off as a little racist.)
You know what’s cringe?
People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).
But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!
It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)
Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”
“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)
Its so awkward to read those.
Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.
Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”
Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.
Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.
Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)
#im not actually sure i could converse with a native born russian cuz my accent is so fucked and also i dont know anything about#the formal or informal tones or any actual grammar#and we use a lot of made up words#that are neither english or russian#my family has created this weird language thats like a frankenstein creation between russian and english and also some ukranian#my baba does this funny thing too where she applies english grammar structure when speaking russian despite being a native speaker#cuz shes been in america longer than shes been in russia at this point so wildly her russian has become rusty despite her having#a very thick russian accent#also dont ask me how to use the tenses of this made up word i legit dont know how to explain it#but somehow this made up word does have verb tenses and when we're talking it just flows off the tongue#this is all probably way too complex for fanfiction but its a cool linguistic thing#i have a lot more to say about bilingualism cuz i find it fascinating how languages interact with one another#especially in settings where a majority of people are bilingual#did you know they identified a new dialect of english thats essentially english with a spanish grammar structure?#ppl who dont speak spanish have started using this dialect in the region cuz of how widespread spanglish is there#my2cents
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One thing that I don't think that I appreciate enough is that no matter how much my mother has been bugging me to try to make money in some way (mostly in ways I shouldn't) since I turned 16 if I turned to her and even implied I want to move out around now she would look at me like I'm fucking insane
#the mad ramblings#I will casually talk about wanting to get my own apartment to live by myself some day and my parents will side eye me so hard#i see stories of people getting kicked out at 18 and I absolutely cannot belive it#(i mean I know it happens and Im sorry it does)#but my parents really did only leave their parent's houses when they got married#at 28#ill be carefully probing my family for l8fe advice on how to get started and theyre glancing at me like#also (mostly in ways I shouldn't) -> working as an english tutor#i dont know how to teach kids and Im terrible at grammar#Im not about to fuck up some kids education for a quick buck#doesn't matter if I can speak english well
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just thought abt furuya sensei for a little too long. god she was infuriating.
#she undoubtedly still is...#just thinking of so many things. how poorly she explained various crucial storytelling phrases. how she frequently told me things were wrong#in an extremely unclear way that didn't lay out why or how or how to use it correctly.#i genuinely dont know enough about like her research and shit to know if teaching grammar and usage like that is even her forte she just#confused me so often. luckily all my other teachers were nice and explained things to me that i was messing up based on her advice#also speech contest. grinds my teeth together so so hard. takeuchi sensei also gets the stink eye from me abt speech contest#like yeah it was fine in the end but i tried to tell her no so many times and the fact that she was just like 'yes actually' LOL what#anyway. mostly i still love takeuchi sensei and all my others senseis are the best its just furuya sensei who makes me brain hurt when i#think back. well and miyauchi sensei but GOD i shant even SPEEEAK of the man whatever im just glad im not in his class anymore#OHHHH AND WHAT WAS HER NAME. MY KANJI SENSEI MY FIRST SEMESTER AT KGU FUCK HERRRR#anyway only 3 out of like 15 senseis or something is not bad. most people hate way more of their main course uni teachers i think.#i wonder if miyauchi sensei still works at kgu#t
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Like a frog in hot water, I too do not realise I'm overheating until I have 36 status effects. 7 of them being migraines.
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I just spent so fucking long trying to figure out a sentence and I hate English grammar lmao
Like the sentence was: The things that [Name] was going to bring up [...]
And I was trying to figure out between 'was' and 'were' (I'm 99% sure it's 'was' though) and it just confused me so bad. Cause it would be 'the things were', but it's '[Name/He] was' because it's like plural vs singular grammar rules. The subject of the sentence is 'the things' and so, in my head, that should determine the conjugation of the verb, but in actuality, the relative clause changes it to agree with that (I think because that's technically the full subject) and it's just so confusing
#moral of the story is that verb conjugation is horrid#even in your native language#for context#i have a degree in linguistics and had to take multiple college level courses discussing grammar in depth#and the more i learned the more i hated it#its actually really interesting though#relative clauses just fuck things up though lmao#ive learned some really cool grammar facts though because of it#and its fascinating#like i think most people know the word 'hither'#but i dont think most people know the other two words that go with it#those being 'thither' and 'whither'#respectively they mean 'to here' 'to there' and 'to where'#and i think its really interesting how we decided to get rid of perfectly good words only to replace them with an article plus a word#like i want to know why#theres also like the difference between shall and will#and most native speakers instinctively know when you can use shall (although most people don't)#but it's actually kind of hard to distinguish#anyway#hate grammar#its also something i find infinitely interesting
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