#water-music

[sableunavailable]

wyd in this situation

[axljoy]

Guys I have 46 request and I am going to make every one of them and MORE as soon as I finish the commissions I have

I leave you with what I think really happened at Get in the Water in the meantime

I take this opportunity to tell you that I have commissions open B)

[kokii-omii]

Basically the vengeance saga

[tumblingghosts]

AYO??

GET IN THE WATER???

WINDBAG JETPACK??

“you can’t kill me.”

“exactly.”

“how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife.”

ODYSSEUS????

!!!!!!

[orpheus-has-lyreizz]

🎶Oh, could it be some kind of sign

that my husband's gone insane🎶

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

after six hundred strike

*odysseus and poseidon are both still on the rocks in the middle of the sea*

odysseus: ok, let's just agree to both say we're sorry

odysseus: on the count of three

odysseus: one..two..three

poseidon:

odysseus:

odysseus: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us

[violetrains]

Instead of telling men to repress their emotions to appear stronger we should encourage them to sing incredibly dramatic ballads to process their emotions like in fictional movies. Maybe the world would heal faster. And also it would be very funny.

These are my personal favorites.

[mircsy]

Okay, you know what? Here:

Get in the Water, but Poseidon chooses a more family friendly way to convince Odysseus

[bibliophilicbi]

Poseidon, having been penetrated as much as Zeus: How will you sleep at night? >:(

Ody, wife is life: Next to my wife.

Hera and Aphrodite:

[dootznbootz]

POV: You're Anticlea and Laertes of Ithaca and your son came back from Sparta after swearing he was just going for politics

[very-gay-poet]

bros I had a vision

(PLEASE PRETEND YOU DONT SEE THE MISTAKES FUCK SAKE)

[pigswithwings]

no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]

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Community Pool: Is water wet?

yeah ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛ (67.3%)

no ⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ (32.7%)

Remaining time: 4 moon cycles

🐡 on-line-off-hook Follow

what the kelp are you guys on.

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🕳️ coelacanth-official ☑️☑️☑️☑️ Follow

decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?

🔍 ms-magnap1nna Follow

We can be friends. come closer

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group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)

🌑 ohboy-baleen-deactivated

No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod

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ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)

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🐚 is0p0d-isle Follow

suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!

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🐠 reeffraff Follow

human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.

🐬 atlantic-potion Follow

but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it

🐠 reeffraff Follow

yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.

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say that to my beak you coward

🐠 reeffraff Follow

maybe i WILL

🚹 surface-dweller ☑️☑️ Follow

holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!

🐠 reeffraff Follow

GET THE WHAT?

[possessable]

Oh hey I forgot the new Epic The Musical Saga was coming out. Odysseus, Wh

[tagzpite]

looked down upon

[nothing-impt]

The Journey Home

(Poor Ody's been suffering so I decided to let him at least enjoy the view with Hermes :D Tumblr stop screwing over the quality RAHHHH. Guys pls tap on it for better quality 😩 Zoom in under the cut )