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Michael BBC Cole has no real friends, otherwise he would stick a sock in it. He's also one of the reporters who didn't have basic Middleton family facts right before the wedding.
AFTER his words backfired
"oh we don't need the details. Leave the Princess alone!"
BEFORE his words backfired
"...but but but she's NOT ambulatory."
#BBC stooge Michael Cole#media vultures#stop talking#retire#kate#brf#washed up talking head#michael cole#bbc#gb news#liars
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been thinking about these two a lot lately
#you ever think about what could have been?#what was done to these two when they put epsilon in wash's head#it was terrible and it connected them in a way but how do you even put it into words?#i wish they'd gotten more time to talk about it#so now i have to make up for it by drawing it#rvb#red vs blue#agent washington#rvb church#rvb epsilon#my art#i dont know if this is ship art but you can interpret it however you want#im just thinking. the little peaces they've left in each other
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Melotober - Day 16 - Explore
It's... fascinating, to see everything from a layman perspective.
#Melotober#* Mt.Gigant music intensifies *#Rune Factory#RF#Rune Factory Lynette#RF Lynette#Nice day up in the mountains to take some scouting notes and eat lunch. With no pressure#'Margot did you have to draw that much detail in Mt.Gigant when you were just gonna wash it out--' Yes. I did. It's my favorite#Woman probably keeps the leather journal business going all on her own#star charts and observations and musings. No diary but the nature journal is probably close to seeing inside her head#with some sketches a la Arthur Morgan#but more scribbly and less polished like John's epilogue notes HEHE#I almost talked myself out of this yesterday because 3 sitting/kneeling poses in a row... but... who cares#also return of Thorn the Unico enjoying HIS best life in retirement#Margot's RF Art
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Anyways. Academy era designs
#koschei has curlier hair normally but this is drawn in an era where he’s NAWT taking care of himself so his hair hasn’t been washed in like#a week#I draw him with his hands bruised up from rapping the back of his hands in beat with the drums btw#and the eye bags because he CANT sleep with that racket in his head#also. theta has a lot of freckles and moles and koschei sometimes gets a pen and connects them like a connect the dots#just trust me alright trust me so hard#theta has a body that we’d call afab but theta’s always been more comfortable with male centric terms so everyone just perceives him as a m#although I so she/he theta. theta she/he truth#but pronouns ≠ gender so it’s okay#anyways anyways#thoschei#doctor who academy era#koschei oakdown#theta sigma#doctor who#the deca#(well. two of them)#aura’s posts#our art#idk how long the academy has people for like what age they graduate but they’re meant to be the timelord equivalent of like 18ish here#no one talk abt my Gallifreyen. just don’t even#heaven’s art<3
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our flag means death S2E3: the innkeeper
#our flag means death#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#shrimp gifs#it was just a very pretty scene i think#i'm laughing because i played around with curves -- as you do -- but then i had to manually bring the brightness down and make everything#more blue again because it's just better that way lol#god i'm having... so many little marbles bouncing around my head like#this post is already tagged with all the spoiler tags i think i can talk in here#the way it started i had No Inkling At All that this would be this kind of setting. so i didn't pay attention to the surroundings or all th#stuff. hell i could barely hear what they're saying because all my fancy schmancy english skills fall apart in the face of your normal soun#mixing. I MISSED THAT IZ AND ED SAID “LOVE” LIKE HELLO#but. but anyway. but. but once it was revealed that This Is All In Ed's Head. that hornigold is ed and everything is ed. man. god.#it's cold and wet and dark (ed likes warmth). ed was washed up on the shore with his face full of sand but THEN he got rescued by someone#who he hated and associated with all the pain and violence AND who then force-fed him soup so he could get better. who had pretty pieces of#glass hanging from his tent (there's no sun but the decoration itself is a promise of a pretty sighs when the rays of the sun hit#just right--) AND you can't forget the sandals. and the play-acting and aoughhhh EEEDDDDDDDD god he's so good HE'S SO GOOD#i dont think i should touch the delightful revenge scenes because they're dark as fuck and idk if the files i have are hq enough#to survive the becurvening. BUT. ed my love!!! i hope this is not where your insanities end
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there's nothing more disconcerting than when you're daydreaming while doing a task and someone speaks to you. Like, to the outside world, you're just quietly doing the dishes, but there's an entire scene going on in your head with overlaping dialogue. Why would you talk to me right now!? kdjfhgdfg
#fully get it tho i am just silently washing dishes to the outside world#and sometimes i become really snappy when someone interrups my intricate daydreams#but i never know how to explain it#no. i'm not silent. i'm writing a novel in my head pls shut up#and if i'm not careful i will act out scenes or move my lips as i come up with dialogue in my head#it's a problem#djhgdkfg#angel talks#personal#some would say it's the autism... they could be right
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I’m gonna need you guys to tag rabies tbh
I’ll put it up on my pinned. It’s a huge form of paranoia for me. My mind is constantly telling me that I have it and that I’m going to die, so it stresses me out a lot.
#trist.txt#I’ve just. seen more posts about rabies/rabid animals than usual and it’s REALLY NOT HELPING#THE TWO MONTH OBSESSION THAT MY MINDS BEEN HAPRING ON#Excepting learning that one or two rabies shots grants lifetime immunity to dogs#that. actually helped.#but in the same post they talk about kittens#and how they had to track down the people that petted them#and I remember that my mom just. picked up this weird kitten from the street and I brushed#one (one) finger across it and washed my hands like seventeen hundred times in boiling water#but now my brains fixated on it#and it’s killing me I just want it to STOP#GONNA SMASH MY HEAD INTO SOMETHING#my therapist is like ‘try to think for your brain as doing its best to protect you!’#it’s REALLY HARD WHEN ITS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT IM DYING!!!#disease tw#death tw
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okay i'm out of evil mode. peace love and a little bit of still-tired on planet earth lol 🧃
#just me hi#slept ! ! ! was it good? hell nah kfshvg#but i slept :D#wasn't allowed to go to bed for a couple hours cuz parents wanted to play a movie. it was good but it put me in a weird headspace lmsfh#//ooou my ear's doing the Thing#you know the thing. the thing it does. loll#ever since that ant was in there that one time (dear lird) when i wake up from laying on it it'll feel like. a bit inflamed on the inside ?#and kinda itchy. not good things but it's likely not going to kill me so 💥💥#'it's likely not going to kill me' <- things i likely said while pretending i couldn't see anything for like 3-4 years#oh but yea i'm going to assume it's nothing bc i was also getting phantom feelings and sounds for some weeks that caused panic so i'm not#even going to put weight on it. it's just itchy no biggy Kfshvhf :)#//anyway i think i also had a dream but i do Not remember those well At All lol#i know the last one had oath in it though so that one was cool. don't remember much else but that was sick Lmfsh :3#//Ohh it's rainingggg yippeeee :D <3#don't get much snow but we'll get tons of rain... i miss you michigannnnn <//3#//but anyway the dream thing just reminded me#so this detail may not be important but my oldest brother and i are joked to be twins. there's 2 years and at least a foot of height betwee#us (i am the short). people get our voices mixed up when we talk low and i think that's funny#we were also thick as thieves as kids. not a good thing for anybody else but Yeagh kfshvg#but there was this one time we'd both woken up and were talking abt both having had a dream the night before; giving details and such#and we had the same dream ? it's still kinda odd to this day but we had the Same Exact Dream on the same night. if not odd it's neat! :3#anyway so somewhere in the past year my brother (apollo) got a lunar on his right index finger#i kept forgetting tho and asking if it was a blood bruise (that is my bad boss ✋) and eventually the info stuck in my head#anyway so somewhere in the past two months i also got a lunar on my right index finger. i didn't even notice it until i was tryna wash my#hands and it wouldn't come off lmaoo#now that's going on ig. the timeline-clone theory grows stronger every day Kfhsvhfgsfg#//forgot what else i was going to say i went to go look into the phrase 'thick as thieves' lol#i don't understand how someone heard 'thick' and thought 'yeah. that means close now' kfshd#anyway it's old as you've prolly guessed. the earliest spot it's popped up was a newspaper that printed a letter that was written in 1827#but it mighta been used earlier than that. neat!
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okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy he’s actually just really cool
#okay so I came to this flat and he wasn’t here. greeted by a very dirty flat with shit all over the kitchen counters over cling film#I meet first my other flatmate who told me he stays in his room constantly bc of previous bad flatmates#has literally just a saucepan and some salt in the kitchen. so I’m like okay spaghetti guy potentially not great but could just be#how this guy is yknow#on Tuesday I get an email back saying he’s coming back from Norway tonight looking forward to seeing you feel free to use the kitchen sauces#rlly friendly message that I wasn’t expecting. I also didn’t know he’d been on a trip i just knew he wasn’t there bc his door was open#(to a REALLY nice room. multiple rlly nice plants (which he has little care labels for!!!) and it’s tidy and pretty#and he’s got a sheep teddy on the bed)#meanwhile I am in my own head bc I don’t wanna cook in the kitchen until I can clean it and I can’t clean it without moving his shit and#I haven’t seen him yet to talk abt it and I can’t bring myself to talk to him immediately bc I’m dying#and embarrassed as hell by how I’ve been cooking in my room with a microwave and air fryer (loud) and sneaking my shit out of the kitchen#but then yesterday I DO talk to him!! and he’s super friendly!! actually interested in having a conversation and Good at it.#and then he’s cooking and like. spaghetti burns but I’m not there for long and seems to be a mistake (he made the same thing for lunch today#and did Not burn the spaghetti) and is otherwise clearly competent bc the food smells Good and despite leaving a few things out it’s like#washed up stuff isn’t dirty and the sides are better despite still under cling film. more a case that he’s spread out than he’s messy#and now today we talked and i offered to hold onto some shit over summer bc complicated situation that boils down to he’s flying back home#and he cant take all his stuff and had to choose between chucking stuff/having literally nothing this weekend. like sleeping on the sofa etc#and then cleans the whole flat?? which I’m assuming a good chunk is his mess? but he did not need to do that. could’ve easily left#bc there are two people still living here who would’ve had to deal with it and he doesn’t know either at all#and THEN tonight we talk abt food which is fun bc we both ordered stuff. and he offers me some honeydew melon bc he’s been gorging himself#these past two days to finish it before it goes bad/he leaves which is also really sweet#and JUST NOW. I take my headphones out after finishing dinner and hear the sweetest fucking guitar#he plays the gentlest like dreamy sounding acoustic guitar I’ve heard in my life in his room (door closed by the time I leave)#this is actually just a really cool dude#now that the kitchens clear I’m gonna cook tomorrow and will probably offer him some bc otherwise he’s gonna be eating out all weekend#he has extra takeout for tomorrow night but might want smth Sunday#regardless I am just. huh??? left a bit stunned bc of the u turn my opinion of this guy has taken. bc my opinion of him was a reflection#of my discomfort moving to this weird dirty basement flat with two people I didn’t know#well. idk where to go from here. I think I’ll start by talking to him more this weekend. bc holy fucking shit.#luke.txt
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about to project all my beef with hyper christian southern small towns onto cowboy anakin
#im talking meth heads im talking as many booze stores as there are churches im talking falling asleep to the sounds of coyotes#he is me i am him#<-#dont ask me about that when you read it#my period’s over now so i feel alive again#im talking falling asleep in church and never rlly feeling like you woke up#im talking being torn between giving into a fake version of you and leaving to start fresh#because its what you know and if everyone believes the same thing maybe youll feel like you fit in if you do too#every day being the same the trees get swept up by tornados and then they grow back#im talking being stuck but maybe its better to say god gave you a purpose so you follow that#despite the growing resentment#grasshoppers and washed up high school football players#this probably wont translate in the fic but itll be there#sweat and always feeling like its sunset HUMID AS HELL#there used to be an active crackhouse right across the street from the elementary school#i dont think its active anymore but#also a gun store across from a walmart#(in the town 40 minutes away)#📜.scrolls
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*2015 voice* i wish i had the chillness instead i got the mental illness
#evidence of life#tw for mental illnesses major distress illness symptoms that aren’t romanticized (lawl) suicide ableism i guess?#idk just a massive tw for what i’ve said in the notes / don’t read if descriptions of mental illnesses bother you etc#////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////#i literally had to mix rubbing alcohol into my body wash then put it all over my body except my hair to stop myself from committing suicide#i’m so serious if there’s one thing i don’t say with my convoluted levels irony it’s suicide whenever i say kms im 100% serious#suicide is literally a constant ideation for me and i just can’t teehee about it ever i think it’s because it is one of the few ways i feel#that i can take total control full autonomy#anyways isn’t crazy traumatic things will happen and we have to just keep going like im literally on tumblr after [redacted]…#also why is my psychosis so obsessed with break ins these days when i was doing my rubbing alcohol scrub it did the break in scenario#like miss girl literally nobody want us that bad take a seat…#anyways this day started out okayish and now it’s literally *burning building in the background*#i wanna try to at least make it possibly kind of better by going to watch the sunset but no promises kinda itching for more rubbing alcohol#anyways slayyyy respectfully i hope this scares off…who it usually does…#like bro i am not a manic pixie dream girl i am not a smol bean with anxiety not a depressed gloomy muse etc#i am [as described by men who thought that i was just another goth bitch with daddy issues that knew all the right moves to make me into#whatever they needed me to be and or thought i was being hyperbolic when i say i am insane in the head and the pussy (as above so below)]#‘crazy crazy’ ‘fucked up’ ‘not worth it [because i am crazy for real]’ ‘[in need for a dude who one course in psychology and thinks that and#his dick are enough to ‘cure me’ ‘weird’ ‘freak’ ‘looney’ (kinda love that one like so true) etc (bc i don’t want to talk abt this anymore)#edit: my temporary icon bothering more than it should rn ughhh bad end all around goodness
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IDK I do think a lot of my problems would be fixed if I moved somewhere where the average high temperature was never above 90.
#HEADS UP IM TALKING ABOUT WEIGHT IN THE TAGS!#it's so hot I can't do anything outside and it doesn't have me feeling great about my body#my knee is the worst its been for A WHILE#I don't feel like im improving in agility bc I can't fucking work on it rn and my agility trainer has life happening#and this is the second time I feel like ive been ghosted by her and I feel like shit for deciding to go back to that facility because#this is far from the first time that this has happened and more stuff has come into light about the shit they pull there which I haven't#personally seen but the vibes have been there for a while ive got six more weeks and eight more classes and im washing my hands of the plac#but that leaves me without a trainer or facility again bc im not the biggest fan of my works agility location#and I really think I need a coach more than a trainer bc I can do the things but I need another set of eyes on the problem#but I can't afford a coach bc I have to pay of 20k in debt by November and god that fucking deadline is getting me stressed
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when I was a kid I was rlly upset that art teachers didn’t like anime-inspired art, and then I realized it wasn’t the anime aspect. jumping into highly stylized art without knowing the fundamentals AND with a refusal to learn them is a bad combo
#I’m noticing now that a lot of artists don’t do professional critiques anymore#I think it’s a reaction to how people treat beginner artists#and a lot of ppl don’t know that u can draw for like a decade and still be a beginner artist#ppl are cruel#those cringe videos where ppl just took ppls ocs and harrassed n bullied them were so fucked up#that doesn’t mean that artist should be untouchable#I remember the great Miguel gender end debate#where they took miggy from being a tall brown man with heavy wrinkles full lips a defined nose and head shape#and made him a lightly tanned skinny white girl#most genderbends are boring to me for that reason#ppl got mad#some more than others and a bunch of professional artists defended the ppl who did all the whitewashing n shit#but nary a word when artist of colour BLACKz IM TALKING ABT BLACK ARTISTS#get harrassed en masse. or ppl watching spiderverse tryna draw POC for the first time#and uh. drawing them badly. and it’s one thing if it’s a beginner or a kid and a few features are wrong#proportions are hard. that’s not the problem. there’s a difference between a mistake and a choice#someone being able to draw amazing pieces but choosing to white wash choosing to make fat characters thin#we know the difference. or god when nb artists tried tell black ppl how our skin works#but yeah. I think ppl are rightly sensitive to criticism because of the internet I think we’re just swinging in the wrong direction of#NO CRITIQUE EVER. Speaking of I wanna find that blog that does red-lining submissions
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ok tbh. as i continue to have more Positive Pride Thoughts, as was my resolution for pride this year, i think i want to emphasize my birom status more, because personally...thats what really matters most to me? i come out as bi to normies so i dont have to explain things, but being a birom ace is really just. vital to my being, idk. i usually say ‘im ace’ when talking about myself but thats just really not accurate. i am BIROM ACE. that is what MATTERS to me.
#shitpost#again. i never talk about this stuff so posting is weird#but i PROMISED myself id start writing and trying to articulate some of this#and my tumblr diary really is the best place to do so lol#i love being in love and the first time i fell in love i was four years old and i remember it clearly lol#and of course ive fallen so many times since then too. its easy! its beautiful! i love being in love!#and thats important to me! its so important and i feel like i let it get washed away in the assumptions people usually make about aces#(and those are exhausting but i Promised i wouldnt talk about that stuff. i will NOT get negative this year!)#just. i am biromantic!!!!! being biromantic is important to me!! the MOST important even!#i knew i was birom when i was in elementary school! i have always spoken of my future partner in bi terms.#(tho as anyone around normies its easy to accidentally speak in a comphet kinda way so often it would be like. 'future husband...OR WIFE')#like i just would add it hastily in afterwards#because i really did! always know!!! even from a very young age i talked like that!#(i was fortunate to know a gay couple before i even knew what gay or queerness really meant. so it always felt normal to me.)#(i know that is not a lot of people's experiences)#but yeah. ok. im done. just trying to make a post about this stuff that has been swimming in my head#before pride month is up#im not against posting more in general but. i sortof really wanted tot ry to talk during pride#and afterwards ill go back to my usual self haha
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I'm going insane. what the fuck is up with the Lan disciples. i though that if the Lan rules and general Vibe are so strict and demanding... but no. madam mo calls them useless for letting her son die, and the narration goes "they were the sons of a fancy family, so no one was ever this mean to them, and they were raised very strictly and told to be respectful, so they couldn't even talk back to her". jc goes "wow, 'wherever the chaos is' indeed! what are you doing in this remote place hgj?" and because his tone isn't pleasant, the juniors "feel uncomfortable". are they young peerless cultivators or helpless baby princelings? there's a chance this is specifically wwx's pov narration, and this is why it's Like This, but also... ???
#and like. its specifically Not about the juniors being shocked that their carelessness led to a person their age dying#and madam mo's words additionslly upsetting them. it was about her being Mean and them not being able to talk back (precisely why#wwx does it himself!) idk im not smart etc but it really doesnt add up in my head#that the kids are sooo cool and ethereal and have so many strict rules and shit drilled into them#but at the same time they get sooo sad when someone's even a little mean. ljy is embarrassingly scared of GHOSTS and none of them can do#their own laundry. what the Hell do they teach them then! what are they strict about!#wwx comments that the lan focus too much on theory while allowing their disciples to forget to bring alarm flares#but lqr has a REPUTATION for making excellent students even out of total dumbasses. so what's up with that?#or maybe the xianxis definition of Cool and Smart is different than mine and you're still cool if you cant wash your fucking undies#I DON'T KNOW.#shrimp thoughts#(cunt edition but its bothering me SO much lmfao)
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also you can just tell by the way these stannies talk about messi that they only started watching football after 2018 (or worse: 2022)
#unless they're an outright hater (read: cr kelly stans) ppl generally talk abt messi with a sense of awe#football pundits and the greats like pele cruyff etc etc regarded him as the best of the best#and here you have these kpop stans on twt calling him washed while propping up their starboy#like you just /know/ the ball knowledge is zero#when ppl talk abt leo they compare him to maradona and cruyff meanwhile their point of reference is fucking ronaldo 😭 so embarrassing 😭#sry my head is so hot rn i really shouldn't be letting the opinions of some 15 y/o on twt get to me#but elon has been testing my patience for quite some time now
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