#was gonna be a fic but I just kept going
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Royal! AU based on a dream I had. I’m making Slugs still canon
Eli is a rouge runaway (AKA SURFACE) and he has been invited to join a community gathering in the castle gardens in the Kingdom of Orientem (it’s google translate for east) Eli has heard about this Kingdom since he was able to talk and so when he is casted out from his own home he sets off to the gathering.
Walking through the gardens Eli meets a Troll, they make conversation. Kord explains how he became a knight. He is know in the Kingdom to be born from the best Blacksmiths, Kord was meant to follow in the family’s footsteps but as he was in training a customer had been attacked, Kord had fought off the attacker and saved who he soon find out was the Prince. Kord wasn’t any normal Knight he was the Prince’s first hand Knight. Eli not picking up that if Kord was there so is the Prince (he is too interested in Kord’s Story) The two talk about Slugs, Eli ask questions about Kord’s home as Eli is a new comer, Kord does the same, Eli ask what’s brings Kord to the gardens and Kord is brought to a realisation he needs to change the guards. Saying he’ll see Eli later at the festival.
Eli realising the Garden is bigger than expected because he is no where near halfway, he meets a second person well Mole person but details. This Pronto was the greatest explorer and traveler there is to know. He’s been to all corners of their globe. Monologue after monologue, Eli is finding that he enjoys it for some reason. As Eli ask Pronto what brings him to the gardens Pronto explains how this is his second home, his family live in the 99 Kingdom and has no way to go back. He explains how he is meant to be inline for the next Molanoid throne but he finds no interest. Explaining once he’s done his adventures he will return to rule and hasn’t been back since. Eli finds sadness about the story but Pronto assures him everything has been taken care of which brightens the mood. With that Pronto declares he will help Eli see the most he can around the garden and enjoy it.
After making it to the halfway point with his new companion Eli admires the white cherry blossom trees. Walking around to the biggest of the trees admiring how, compared to the others, is a bright pink and then he bumps into someone. The person who was previously standing over Eli helping him up and now talking to him was Trixie. She was a local of the Kingdom, a noble but she hates the title because she has to talk to suitors at the Royal balls. Trixie was great to talk to, her and Pronto got on like firecrackers which was kind of terrifying to witness. As Eli and Pronto moved on from the trees, Trixie did too, saying she was third wheeling her friends and wanted to talk to someone not from Orientem. And so Eli talked, probably the most in his whole life with Trixie and Pronto. Pronto breaking into monologue, Trixie butting in the question if Pronto actually did those things. It was great, if only Kord joined him. Then Eli asked Trixie what she’s doing in the garden, apart from third wheeling, she replied saying she wanted to see the Cherry Blossoms again. As the event is a once every decade experience.
The two realised they were needed for total seperate meetings. Trixie said her friends are panicking about where she is, and Pronto says that an apprentice needs help with cartography, both Trixie and Pronto leave to the right of the garden seemingly a shortcut out. So Eli accepts these reasonings with nothing but gratitude and good nature and continues to wonder. The rest of the gardens trail was absolutely beautiful, all the colours seemed the best by the end of the trail and more vibrant. Eli not realising for several minutes that no one is along the trail anymore. Even before running into the others there had been plenty of people walking around. This garden is that big, but now it’s just Eli…
And a man in a white and gold robe who is standing under a purple wisteria tree. The tree is gorgeous but Eli’s attention was on the man. He was lean and seemed to have some muscle on him, not as much as Kord, his dark hair was long and flowing in the wind. His eyes where dark brown like Eli could lose himself with in the darkness within them. But his face was pearly and sharp, covered in kindness. Eli had never seen a man like him. He introduces himself as Junjie, Eli is familiar but he’s not sure where from. Junjie says he’s been looking forward to meeting Eli, asking about what he means Junjie explains that whoever comes through the garden has potential to become the prince’s suitor if he so chooses. Eli then goes on in absolute shock that he’s got no idea who he is. It’s then Junjie’s turn to continue explaining. The whole reason for the garden is to show beauty, and look for it, but not the physical beauty. Junjie explains yes Eli is attractive but he’s also kind and curious. He was able to make friends along he garden and still gave them gratitude when they left. Junjie tells how they will be able to learn each other and become friends but at the moment Eli is a suitor for Junjie if he so wishes.
Eli explains how he wants to be friends first, or at least be able to trust each other and Junjie agrees disappointed but will try since Eli is the only suitor he has liked and maybe gets to love.
#holy shit this took to long to make#slugterra#eli shane#eli#writing#junjie#author#drabbles#was an idea but start becoming a motion#there is no dialogue I can’t explain why#was gonna be a fic but I just kept going#long post#long reads#slugterra au mil#fic writing#adapting the idea along with others
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calling it right now that season 3 starts like this
#so confused about people saying the season finale feels like the end because to me it didn't at all#there's like 5-10 issues immediately set up for another season#they're in a happy place at this point because they've both realized their love is bigger than anything else#and makes it worth working on their problems together#the problems are still very much there#both of them have deep self esteem/self loathing issues that haven't been resolved in the week since ed woke up#ed doesn't know about stede's trauma#they haven't talked through anything#and they'll be shit at starting/running an inn lmao it's not gonna go well#and those are just some of the internal issues#then there's prince ricky and all the authorities that would very much like to get their hands on both blackbeard and stede bonnet#because stede just full-on kept using his government name after faking his death. nice one#the crew are not “gone” they're more like off to college for a bit but will probably run into trouble immediately#again because while they escaped to the ship they didn't eliminate the threat (the british empire)#it's not a forever goodbye#ok this got super long already anyway i have a whole fic marinading in my brain until i've finished these 4 wips i'm in the middle of ✌️#hope we get a renewal soon because i want to see the rest of their story!!#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2#ofmd#our flag means death
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WIP Wednesday
I was tagged by @endwersed 💗 and @dear-massacre 💗 centuries ago but I swear I didn't have any wips at all though now I'm getting back into it
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Derek froze in place.
He felt cold and he felt hot. Breaths just wouldn’t come. He didn’t want to blink.
The omega looked stunning.
Ethereal and deific. How could someone be this beautiful? He looked like sex personified.
His slim toned body moved with natural grace, almost gliding on the floor. His fair skin was kissed with constellations of beauty marks that went down his cheeks and neck. He was dressed simply, yet even the grey sweatshirt hugged his narrow waist in such a sinful way that one couldn’t help but yearn to grab it; his long legs in black jeans would look so wonderful while spread.
His face, however, made all those works of art seem like child’s paintings. Oh, how they failed to capture the beauty. How dare they even attempt?
The omega’s chestnut hair was ruffled, his beautiful dark amber eyes red-rimmed but even more so beautiful. Upon seeing Derek, the omega opened his pretty mouth in a small gasp — and, fuck, his lips.
Fuck.
Fuck.
And then, as if Derek wasn’t stunned enough, a small grin bloomed across the omega’s mouth.
Quick as a fawn, he descended down the stairs and stopped a step or two above Derek, his eyes running all over his face.
“Hi,” he said.
“Hi,” Derek rasped.
For some reason, the omega blushed. He put the rucksack down on the floor, then lifted his right hand and daintily offered it to Derek with an almost shy smile.
No one moved.
“Stiles,” Deaton bit through his teeth.
The omega’s smile dwindled as he looked first at Deaton, then at the woman, and finally stopped his wide-eyed gaze at Derek who stood there like a fucking idiot.
“Isn’t this how they do in movies?” the omega asked, sounding genuinely confused.
“How do you know what they do in movies?” asked Deaton, and when the omega snapped his mouth shut, turned to the woman. “We shall search for the contraband tonight.”
The woman nodded.
With blush spreading down his face, the omega started to withdraw his hand.
It was then that Derek finally got his bearings.
Quickly, he caught the omega’s hand, causing him to jump, and pressed a light kiss to his knuckles.
Oh, what he would give to scent him.
“I don’t mind,” said Derek, then cleared his throat from the deepening lust.
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#sterek#sterek fic#sterek fanfic#stiles x derek#derek x stiles#stiles stilinski#derek hale#eternal sterek#sterek wip#writing is weirdly hard... i dont like it#this scene though lived rent free in my head for so long#I will let myself go with this fic like#it's gonna be so self-indulgent#stiles just offering his hand bc the movies is all he knows about human interaction#omegas are kept away till they're of age#it's a disaster waiting to happen#derek is in lust here but wait until he gets to know stiles better#oh he's doomed
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Christ Alive
a kross oneshot. in which they go to a party cackles
based on the song skeletone by bones uk rental suits au belongs to me and @psycho-chair
The parking lot was mostly empty, save for two, maybe three, cars. It was dark, the only thing visible in the black murk past the washed out lights of the gas station’s overhang was the passing specks of car headlights.
Cross leaned on the elbow he held propped on the counter, tried to tune out the mediocre mainstream music playing distantly over the store’s speakers, and watched the only customer inside idle about the shelves.
The lights buzzed. two of the fridges against the back wall flickered every so often.
The door chimed as it was opened, and another stranger entered. They wanted 50 dollars’ worth on pump three. And a pack of cigarettes. The door chimed again, then they were gone.
The lights buzzed. The fridges flickered. Everything was delved in a cool colored haze.
The last remaining person in the store bought two drinks. With the dinging of the door as they left, a father and two kids entered. They piled their spoils, a mound of snacks, onto the counter.
There were several minutes of vacancy. Nobody in the store but him. It felt like an eternity, always did. Cross fiddled with the shelves behind him to waste time.
Buzzing lights. Uneven churring from the slushy machine in the back.
The door chimed. Footsteps, sneakers scuffing on tile.
Cross turned, and could practically feel the grin boring into him.
Him again.
He was leaning forward over the counter with his arms crossed in front of him. His jacket had obtained a few new stains, both red and black. The faint, electric sound of music played from the chunky maroon headphones around his neck.
Cross felt himself grin for a moment. He couldn’t help it.
“Hey pretty boy.” He looked at Cross with deep dark sockets.
“Killer.”
“Fancy seeing you here.” Killer quipped.
He pulled himself up to sit on the back edge of the counter, still facing Cross. Cross furrowed his brows.
“I told you to stop sitting on the counter.”
Killer hardly considered moving. His soul hummed like even it was laughing. “You’re gonna have to make me, sweetheart.”
Cross knew that wouldn’t have worked. And he didn’t really care, not enough to force him.
“You miss me?” Killer quipped.
“I haven’t decided yet.” Cross replied.
Killer laughed. “I’m wounded.”
Cross turned back to the shelf, and Killer slid off the counter to stand next to him.
“Ya got any plans tonight? Other than the blast you’re clearly havin’ already.” Killer murmured, hands shoved the pockets of his jacket. The fabric of he and Cross’s clothes brushed as they just almost touched, they were that close.
When did Cross ever have plans? He shook his head.
Killer’s grin got wider. Cross narrowed his eyes at him. What was he planning.
Killer hopped back over the counter and headed for one of the fridges in the back. Cross leaned over the counter on his elbows to watch him.
“Y’know, there’s gonna be a party tonight. At ten.” Killer jerked open the door and crouched, now partially obscured by the shelf behind him. His voice came to Cross echoed by the distance.
“Where?”
“Some guy’s place in town, I dunno, all I’ve got is the address. He was really talkin’ a big talk, I wanna see if he’s full of shit or not.” Cross could tell he was grinning. He had that kinda voice.
“And you want me to go with you.” Cross responded after a pause.
From the fridge Killer retrieved two energy drinks. He stood and the door was closed with a shove from his foot.
“Exactly.”
He hesitated, apparently for dramatic effect knowing him, and waited for an answer.
“…I’m not going.”
“C’monnn, you gotta get outta this boring ass gas station sometime. Have an actual good time.” Killer pressed.
“I don’t do parties.”
“How bad could it possibly be?”
“I doubt I would miss out on much.” Cross responded.
“You’d never know. Unless you go.” Killer persisted.
Cross didn’t respond after that. He stared at the tile in front of Killer’s feet, turning the notion over in his mind. He knew damn well that if Killer wanted something he’d find a way to get it, so he doubted how much good resisting would do.
Killer weaved through the aisles to the middle of the store, then went for the far back. He cracked one of the energy drinks.
“When are you gonna start paying for those?” Cross called to him.
“You think about that party, ‘kay, pretty boy? Think about it.” Killer called back instead and pulled the headphones on. He vanished among the shelves. Cross saw the top of the storage room door as it opened, then closed.
Cross was left alone in the store again. The trickle of costumers came and went, and he worked on autopilot. His mind was occupied by the party and the loiterer in the storage room.
His first reaction was to not go. And he trusted that reaction. All he knew about it was that it would be loud and crammed with people he likely didn’t want to be around. And that he wouldn’t know anyone but Killer. He didn’t think— no he knew it wouldn’t be worth it.
But who knew how well Killer would take that news. And he kind of had a point about getting out of the gas station.
Cross worked for three more hours. Occasionally he would watch Killer slink from the back to steal another energy drink or two, or a bag of chips. Cross pretended not to notice. Every time Killer passed the counter he would toss a smug grin at Cross. Meant only for Cross. The kind that loosely hid all the kinds of things he would say out loud if they were alone. Cross pretended not to notice those, too.
He would’ve stopped him, confronted him again for never paying for what he took. But Cross didn’t exactly want to be on the receiving end of that knife he flashed the night they met. And when Killer was around he had company, and the extra shitty customers never came back. It was a fair trade. So what if a few cans went missing here and there.
When Cross’s shift came to an end he left the counter in favor of the storage room. The smell of smoke flooded his nose the minute he pushed open the door. It wasn’t invasive, but it was noticeable enough whenever you walked in. It’d always smelled like smoke in here, after Killer showed up.
The culprit sat on the floor in the corner beside the door. He had fully tucked himself into that corner, in the gap between boxes and freezers that lined a few of the walls. He had one leg propped on the other, and the magazine he held obscured his face. Cross could still hear Killer’s music blasting through his headphones even from where he stood.
“My shift’s over. You gotta leave.” Cross greeted him.
Killer pulled the headphones down and looked up over the edge of the magazine. He hadn’t heard him.
“Shift’s over.” Cross repeated.
The music cut off; the magazine was shoved under a shelf. “You got it, boss.”
He pulled himself to his feet and left his corner to push past Cross, who tailed him in return.
The gas station’s front door chimed for the last time as they exited out onto the pavement in front of it. It was cold, Cross zipped up his jacket. His breath clouded in front of him as he watched insects buzz around the precious glow of the station’s lights.
After a moment of standing he stuck his hands in his pockets and looked around at the vacant parking lot, awkwardly awaiting for whatever Killer was going to do. He didn’t trust him enough to leave first.
His eyes landed on him.
“What time’s it?” Killer asked.
Cross checked his phone. “Nine forty.”
Killer hopped off the slight incline of the pavement and moved through the darkness. To Cross he became a raccoon you’d see outside your garage. So blanketed in darkness it doesn’t look much like anything at all. Except, his soul provided a red halo around his silhouette.
“You comin’?” Killer called over his shoulder and stopped. It was more of a request than a question.
Hesitation. Cross glanced to his left, then back at Killer. “No?”
“You scared, sweetheart?” Killer replied. He could barely see him, but again Cross could tell he was grinning.
“No.”
“C’mon, just this once. It’s just a party. One time’s not gonna hurt anything.” He said. More firmly, sharply.
Killer gestured with his head, nodding, beckoning Cross to come with him.
“You always say that.”
“Am I wrong? Let’s live a little. Nothin’s gonna happen.” He spread out his arms, turning on his heel to look back at Cross.
Cross scowled doubtfully. He’s known Killer for long enough to at least know going anywhere with him didn’t have any guarantees of anything.
Killer slunk back toward Cross and grabbed him firmly by the zipper of his jacket, pulling him down so their faces were level. His face was warmed by Killer’s breath. Killer looked him over, then dead on.
Killer huffed a laugh. “You’re scared.”
Cross paused for a long time. A car alarm started from somewhere distant in the dark. Then it was quiet again.
“We’ll take the truck.” He decided eventually, flatly.
Killer’s eyes widened. He released Cross and ran for said truck, which was parked back in front of the gas station. It was small, old, and white; one of those trucks that didn’t have back seats, and the front was one long singular bench with seatbelts that just went across the lap.
Killer was grinning, exclaiming to himself, in his triumph. He had gotten Cross to cave, and they were taking the truck.
Killer rapped on the truck’s side with his palm as he stepped along it toward the door. He tried the door prematurely, eagerly. It was still locked. Then there was a click as Cross pressed a button on the interior of the driver side door and the rest of the doors unlocked. Killer jerked his open to slide into the passenger side; Cross got in after him, with less enthusiasm.
The key met ignition and the vehicle grumbled to life like an aged animal.
Its beige leather seats were long worn, its paint was chipped in spots, it was overdo for a wash, and its windows were dusty and still functioned on a crank, but it served its purpose.
They left the parking lot. Cross heard Killer fighting with the window beside him, but he eventually got it open. Cold air streamed into the cab. Killer leaned against the door with his shoulder out the window. His feet were kicked up onto the dash.
In front of the windshield, dangling from the rear view mirror, hung a silver pendant on a chain and a long-expired air freshener.
With each imperfection in the pavement they hit the cab bumped.
“What’s the address?” Cross asked.
A slip of paper was dug out of Killer’s pocket and examined. He put his legs down.
“Left, up here.” He pointed, the turn signal clicked in time.
“Go for a bit,” He said now. “Here,”
“Right, past here and down that road,”
They drove for a while, mostly in silence save for Killer’s directions and occasional quips or broken humming. Sometimes the headlights of a passing car or a lone streetlight would illuminate the cab; otherwise it was dark.
Killer pointed at the windshield again.
They were here.
What Cross saw was the front of an apartment building, one a few notches nicer than his own. That building immediately set the tone for the whole party in stone in Cross’s mind. It was fucking intimidating. He shouldn’t be here.
He glanced over at Killer, who was already slipping out of the truck. Cross inhaled and followed.
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Upbeat music he’s heard everywhere a million times blasted through the apartment. Talking, laughing, shouting, all joined it. Lights everywhere, sounds everywhere. So many people were crammed in this single space.
Cross was made hyper-aware of the presence of the other guests. The way they were dressed, the way they held themselves. They belonged here, he didn’t.
He became Killer’s shadow. He kept his arms tight to his side, his eyes trained on his feet and Killer’s stride. He followed directly behind him as his companion sauntered through the apartment.
They collected a few stares. What a sight they must be, two stupid boys wading through somewhere they shouldn’t be, one with stains on his clothes and one in a plain black jacket he’s had since high school. One with oil flowing from his eye sockets, one with an old rusted pickup.
Cross liked to imagine the things they whispered to themselves as the skeletons passed. Exclamations of surprise, of judgement. Eyes glued.
But, in reality, no one said anything. No one heckled them. He even doubted that many people were paying attention to them. Even still he was all too aware.
Finally, he and Killer breached the thick of the waves. Killer was saying something to another guest as he handed Cross a plastic cup of red liquid, which he accepted without much thought.
“Whad’ya think?” Killer asked Cross and leaned against the table. He gestured with his free hand at everything around them like he was showing it all off. He held his own beverage in the other hand, Cross clutched his with both.
Cross didn’t respond. He didn’t know what to think. It was loud. There were way too many people. He’d decide eventually, he thought.
Killer lifted his cup to his mouth, then paused and lowered it. He deadpanned at it.
“This tastes like shit.”
Cross half-laughed, Killer grinned.
They stayed at that table for the duration of three, maybe four, songs. Killer did most of the talking. Cross only listened, offering the occasional hum in agreement or comment. Killer would point out people in the crowd he found notable for whatever reason to him. Made jokes, teased, rambled about menial things. He complained about the music, but he still tapped his finger against his cup in time.
Cross kept searching Killer, trying to figure him out. He wondered if he noticed how out of place they were. Or if he cared. But then he thought about it more, and he doubted he did.
The song changed; Cross didn’t recognize this one. It was slower, but not melancholy. Carried by a steady rhythm and smooth electric guitar. Like the pounding of rain on concrete at night.
Killer glanced up. “Fuckin’ finally, something good.”
He set his cup down and pulled away from the table. “Alright I’m tired of standin’.”
He stood with his back turned a moment, surveying the crowd, thumbs jammed in his shorts pockets, before he swiveled to offer his hand to Cross. “C’mon, you gonna do me the honor?”
Cross retracted, set his cup down and put his hands in the pockets of his jacket like he was hiding them.
“I don’t dance.”
Maybe he would, in any other circumstance. When there weren’t so many people.
“Fuck babe, what do you do?” Killer replied. The corner of his mouth ticked up.
He pulled back toward Cross to nudge him with his elbow like he was trying to push him forward.
“Dude,” Cross laughed.
“We’re at a party, you gotta dance at least once.” He argued. “It’ll just be me, don’t worry about them.”
Cross conceded. “Just for this song, alright?”
Cross quickly learned that Killer didn’t know how to dance either. They devolved into a mess of movements, a tangle of limbs. Killer held a hand to Cross’s hip, Cross held one to Killer’s shoulder. Occasionally their hands would intertwine.
They exchanged steps off-rhythm. Killer was quick, Cross took strides to catch him.
Cross continued to be aware of the other dancers, even here. He couldn’t shake them from his mind. He wasn’t nearly as coordinated, and he had a habit of staying too stiff and rigid. But Killer had enough confidence for both of them.
All Cross saw was the carpet, his eyes glued to their feet. Making his best effort not to trip. Or get stepped on. He risked a glance up at Killer’s face. He was grinning with the most actual enthusiasm Cross had seen from him tonight, and it became infectious.
“You keepin’ up, pretty boy?” Killer asked, catching Cross and keeping him from looking back down.
“You’re horrible at this.” Cross replied.
“And you dance like you’ve taken ballet since kindergarten.” Killer scowled, but his eyes were still grinning.
In the last remaining minute of the song they slowed, swayed, leaning into each other. They let the wave of other dancers surge around them. Killer hooked an arm around Cross’s neck, Cross laid his over his shoulders. Cross watched him, awaiting his next move silently.
Killer took Cross’s left hand and pressed a slow kiss to his knuckles.
Cross decided this party wasn’t that bad, at least.
Killer’s song ended. They untangled. Cross followed Killer as he slunk over to the apartment’s kitchen, where refreshments were strewn over the counters. The nearby balcony’s door was propped open, and Cross lingered there in the opening. Cool outside air hit his back.
Now Killer was chatting up another guy at the table. Like he always did when they went out anywhere. As if out of habit. Cross disregarded them; all he heard was Killer say “is that a challenge?”. He would’ve dwelled on it more, been more bothered, but he put his attention on everyone else. He scanned the crowd like he expected to be jumped.
Beside him, Killer returned. He felt him press up against him. He knew he was grinning. His hand wandered Cross’s arm, then his back. He smelled like smoke. What was he after.
Cross’s face grew warm. His shoulders tensed. But he averted his eyes, kept his focus on the crowd.
His gaze landed on one woman in particular, not far from the table. She was surrounded by her own group of people, but for some reason she was staring directly at him, both of them. With this look in her eye.
Her lips, which were covered in a red smothering of lipstick, ticked down in a grimace.
What a sight they must be.
A wildfire of anger burst up through Cross. His bones grew hot, like he was being burned by it. She made him so fucking mad. He couldn’t process why.
She hadn’t even said anything. Not yet. But he knew she would. It was a matter of time, with the way she was looking at them.
Cross searched her, trying to gauge her. He knew these kinds of people all too well.
He returned her look in a blank stare. In it, he silently poured out every bit of desire he had to wipe that look off on the wall behind her. He doubted he’d actually do something, though. It wasn’t worth whatever hell would come of it.
Still, it leaked into his voice.
“Someone’s staring.” He said, quietly, and Killer retracted slightly.
He followed Cross’s gaze. His grin fell. The soul in front of his chest flickered, becoming an unstable ever-shifting shape far from a circle. To Cross it resembled a star nearing on a supernova.
He wasn’t being nearly as discrete as Cross; he glared back at her with just as much anger. If not more. Like a dog with teeth bared.
His voice dripped venom. “I’ll deal with ‘er.”
Cross’s companion pulled away from the table and over to the woman. Each step carried a buried intention, buried fury, with it.
Cross felt like someone’s gonna die.
Cross blinked and Killer was already in front of her. She said something to him, and he heard Killer shout back at her. He blinked again and Killer’s fist was flying. The woman’s head skewed to the side unnaturally, awkwardly. Then she fell to a heap on the carpet; A painted lady sprawled across the floor like a body bag.
She struggled to her elbows, coughed blood onto the carpet. The tease of a grimace became a full-fledged snarl. Her pretty prim lipstick was smeared.
Cross didn’t hear anything. Hardly even saw anything but Killer and the woman. Only the pounding of blood in his ears and flashing lights in the corner of his vision.
A needle of sudden anxiety, anticipation, stabbed Cross. Nothing good was gonna come from this.
If they hadn’t been before, everyone was certainly staring now.
The few nearest were on Killer like a pack of wolves to a carcass.
Someone was gonna die.
The surge consumed Killer. Shouting roared over the music. Cross barely saw him as he clawed, fought, screamed. Grinned. The suddenness of it all startled Cross out of his anger.
Two attackers were thrown back, blood streaming from their noses. Two more took their place.
At some point Killer’s jacket slipped, leaving shoulders exposed. And one of his sleeves was torn now. Bits of bleach-white bone were visible like Cross was peaking through a break in the blinds.
For a moment, he just stood and watched. Watched Killer fight like an animal. Admired the fluidity of his movements. Stared into the flames.
God,
He couldn’t help it.
Maybe this is what he came to this dumb party for.
Killer got tackled by two guys much larger than him and Cross, simultaneously, was thrown into the mess by someone behind him he didn’t see. It was like he was in a hornet’s nest. It was confusing, loud, violent. He didn’t know what to do, how to do it.
Somehow, he gathered himself and he and Killer managed to push back the swarm. Everything broke like oil and water, if only for a moment.
Killer now stood on Cross’s right, clutching his wrist tight in his hand. On the other, his left, was a smear of red lipstick. He held it curled in a fist.
Cross’s magic pounded in his ears.
There was a single heartbeat of still, then they were on them again, just as quick. They tore at them, stampeded over them. Except now Cross was in the middle of it. And at that moment he wanted to be anywhere else. But he didn’t really, either. This was where Killer was.
It became war.
Like with dancing, Cross wasn’t as confident a fighter as Killer. And he doubted his skills. But he wasn’t harmless, he hoped.
He tried to stay close to Killer, to not lose him to it all. That became his only goal. To not lose Killer, and to survive.
Cross grabbed another guy by the shirt and pulled him off of Killer, then had to spin to push someone different back with a strike from the elbow. It was overwhelming, smothering. Everyone on every side at all times.
Occasionally he got glances of Killer as he would stumble backward, only to run back in, laughing. He never stayed in range of who he fought, always jumping in and back out. Circling, a wolf nipping at the ankles of an elk. But he hit hard, knew what he was doing.
Warm blood ran into Cross’s eye, obscuring his vision. He must’ve busted an eyebrow.
Even before that, his vision became blurred. All he saw were movements. He focused everything on not drowning. Where was Killer? He had lost sight of him at some point. But the thought was ripped from his mind as he sustained a kick to the back and staggered. He gritted his teeth and returned the hit, pushed someone he didn’t see long enough to identify away. He rammed someone else with his shoulder.
Then he took another, harder, blow. This time to the side of the head. He felt like his whole skull was jarred and he staggered again, almost falling this time.
Someone grabbed his wrist.
It was Killer.
He ripped Cross from it all, fingers dug into his arm. Then they were running. He knew they were being followed. Killer shouted something. At some point they were in a stairwell, descending. Pounding in his skull was all he heard.
Suddenly, cold night air.
They were outside. There was Cross’s truck.
They ran to it and pulled the door’s open so hard he was surprised they weren’t thrown off their hinges. They were slammed closed just as hard.
Cross stuck the keys in the ignition and turned as fast as he could manage.
Six remaining pursuers flooded from the apartment. They tried to follow, yelled curses and profanities.
“Go, go, go!” Killer shouted.
“I’m trying!”
They pulled out and ended back on the road.
Finally, things started to slow back down. But Cross still felt like he wasn’t there. He felt like he was still at that party, busting his knuckles on strangers out for his blood. He didn’t even feel relief yet, that they were in the safety of Cross’s truck now. He didn’t feel much of anything.
The first thing Cross fully registered was Killer slamming his arm on the side of the door four times. “Holy shit!”
He put his hand to his head. “Holy shit.”
He was making an expression Cross couldn’t read, or place. Was it excitement? Surprise? Detest? Fear? Maybe just adrenaline. He was grinning. But he always was. His eyes were wide. Like he had just gotten off a rollercoaster.
Cross glanced at him again after checking the road. “You’re bleeding.”
He was, from the nose.
“So’re you.”
Cross put a finger to his eyebrow and felt warm liquid. The wound stung, he just now noticed. He wouldn’t notice the rest of his pain until much later, when the adrenaline was out of his system.
“Dude that was fucking insane.” Killer breathed. He almost laughed as he said it.
“It was worth it, though.” He added. “God, getting to wipe that look off her face,”
“Mm,” Cross hummed absently. Was it worth it? Part of him agreed silently.
“Showed her. Fucking showed her.” Killer continued, mostly to himself.
“You’re alright?” Cross asked, eyes pinned to the road. He still felt jittery. He hated having to sit here this long.
“Oh, what, me? Yeah I’m fine, I’m fine. Nothin’ I can’t handle.” Killer replied. He wiped at his nose, then cleaned the remaining lipstick from his hand on his jacket.
He was so… unaffected. Like this was an everyday occurrence for him. Maybe it was.
Cross rubbed the blood from his brow again. It hadn’t stopped bleeding yet. He wondered how bad it was. But he didn’t check the rearview mirror for his reflection.
He felt Killer’s eyes on him.
“It’s a look, y’know.” Killer quipped.
Cross laughed quietly. “What, having dried blood on my face?”
They drove in silence for a while. Cross’s soul was still pounding. At some point he collected himself enough to remember to put on his seatbelt. He listened to the occasional clicking of the turn signal and Killer’s mindless tapping. It grounded him, pulled him away from the party.
“I didn’t know you could fight like that.” Killer said eventually. “Didn’t think you had it in ya.”
“I was just trying not to get killed.” Cross responded dryly, like it was a fact. He hadn’t thought it was that impressive.
Killer laughed. Even though it was the truth.
“Wasn’t too bad, either. I could teach ya a thing or two, though. If you wanted.”
Killer offered with a grin.
Cross considered it just for a moment. “I think I’m fine.”
“Your loss. You think about it, ‘kay?” Killer replied. “I’d love t’see what you could do if you knew what you were doin’”
Cross just hoped he wouldn’t find himself in a situation where he needed to know what he was doing.
Killer leaned forward to start messing with the truck’s radio. He flicked through stations and static.
“I didn’t expect that many people to come after us.” Cross said.
“Yeah, god, it was like everyone at that party was pissed.”
“What’d she say? I saw her say something to you.” Cross asked.
“What d’you think? Some stupid shit about us. I dunno, I don’t remember.” Killer said, scowling at the radio. Cross knew he remembered, but he didn’t press.
Killer eventually found a station he was satisfied with and leaned back. Now a loud, quick, shouty rock song Cross hadn’t heard quietly filled the background of the cab.
Killer stretched out his arms. “Well, I’d consider tonight a success.”
Cross stared at him.
Killer laughed. “Eyes on the road, sweetheart,”
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After what felt like an eternity they ended up at Cross’s apartment. Cross fumbled with keys to unlock the door and they stumbled inside. Everything was dark, lit only by the lights of the street and a standing lamp near the door Cross bothered to flick on as they entered.
The first thing Cross did was go for the fridge in the conjoined kitchen. It was mostly empty, but he found a cold canned drink and tossed it to Killer. He pressed it to limbs, to his face, soothing the bruises he had acquired.
He had a faint, dark ring around one of his eye sockets in the start of a black eye. Cross took his wrist and slowly, firmly, guided his hand to the socket.
“You caused a lot of trouble.” Cross murmured, sighing, as he held his hand there.
“You saw the way she was looking at us.” Killer replied sharply.
Cross retracted his hand, stood there to look at him. “Still,”
“She was basically just askin’ for it, anyway. No one else was gonna do it.” Killer argued.
“I think I’m gonna have a headache for a week. Thanks to you.” Cross said, though he was just barely smiling.
“You’re welcome.” Killer grinned.
“Mm.”
After, the can was handed back to Cross. It was just barely warmer, just barely flecked with blood. He pressed it to his own bruises, and to his eyebrow. The start of a headache stabbed at him.
Cross watched Killer as he fixed his jacket from where it had fallen off his shoulders. Just as closely as when he had watched him fight.
He felt both of them linger there, unsure. Awkward. Mutually asking “what now?”
“Well, it’s been a hell of a night, but I better be gettin’ outta here. I’m a busy man, y’know.” Killer said finally, flicking up his hood over his head.
“Already?” Cross asked.
Of course.
“Don’t worry, you’re not gettin’ rid of me that easy. I’ll be back.” Killer said, brushed up against Cross as he headed for the door, grinning up at him. He caught Cross’s hand and held it in his for just a moment.
‘I’ll be back’ could’ve meant a myriad of things. Cross could see him tomorrow. Maybe in a few hours, even. Or he could see him next in however many days.
Cross’s mouth teased a smile and he shook his head. He followed him to the doorway, where Killer lingered, holding the door open with one hand.
It sounded like it was raining outside.
For some reason, in that moment Cross remembered what Killer had said at the gas station, before they left.
His eyes widened, then narrowed at him. “You’re such a liar. You said nothing would happen.”
“Your favorite liar.” Killer grinned.
He leaned farther through the doorway toward him and pressed a kiss to Cross’s teeth, as if it was some kind of weird apology. It tasted like smoke. And blood. Cross let it happen, didn’t want it to end as quick as it did.
“We should do this again sometime.”
Then it was over, Killer was gone, and all Cross saw was the door as it clicked closed.
#wowowowow kross oneshot moment#read my writing boy /silly /nf#this one im like feeling mixed things about but that always happens so y’know how it is#armageddon’s fanfics#rental suits au#cross sans#killer sans#cross x killer#killer x cross#kross ship#criller#utmv#mostly i just hit the point where if i kept editing i was gonna go insane so im posting it Now#also trying out posting fics directly onto tumblr just to see how that goes#and also cause i do not want to deal with ao3’s tagging weeping
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doozi's transformers fic rec list round one!!
📚 FIC REC MASTERLIST
Ehehehe Transformers time. First round is all reader inserts because I love reader inserts and ik a lot of people who follow me here enjoy them too :] Next round will probably be a mix of other ship stuff (aka. anything but reader inserts LMAO)
For those of you who are new here, this will be VERY long. I like to chatter a LOT. And for those that have seen any of my other rec lists... you know what's up.
The STATUS of each fic is labelled as such: Finished, Ongoing/Unfinished, Discontinued or Indefinite Hiatus. Oneshots are also marked accordingly.
Fics with Explicit content and/or Dark themes have also been labelled to the best of my memory. (I don’t mark fics with suggestive themes/moments and no explicit smut, since I cant guarantee I’ll catch all of them. Similarly, unless there is consistent graphic death, gore, or other upsetting topics are central to the plot, I [probably] won’t mark it as "dark".)
I've also done my best to label each of these with which continuity they (broadly) exist in, if it's relevant. If it's not labelled it's likely because it's because I couldn't decide on a tag and/or it's set in an AU divorced enough from any specific continuity that I figured that a tag would just be a disservice to any sort of filtering. Either that, or I just missed it LMAO.
Also, usually I try not to include TOO many fics with explicit content in these lists because my blog isn't specifically 18+ but uhhhh some of these are Pretty Damn Explicit, so use your best judgement while reading and all that 👍
Please tread carefully while reading, check tags, take breaks, drink water and HAVE FUN <3
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MULTICHAPTERS
Words and Wishes - [ IDW ] - Swerve/Reader - Finished
One of the first few TF fics I read!! I'm a big fan of first contact AUs and linguistics so I fell in love with this fic immediately. I also fell in love with Swerve immediately. He's SO freakin cute in this. I read it before finishing IDW and so when I eventually got to Swerve in the comics I was like "OHHH!!! That's Swerve!? My beloved shooting star..."
The author's other work in the series (same premise, different character), Fox in Shining Armor is also HELLA cute.
Reciprocated - [ TFP ] - Soundwave/Reader - Finished
The reader has a teeny tiny lil crush on Soundwave, which he discovers while monitoring Autobot communications. He continues listening in and begins to feel the same :]!
This one makes me cry every time I read it, it's just SO sweet and lovely and just. AUGH!!! There's no words for how freakin CUTE it is. I've read it soooo many times.
Flick of the Wrist - [ IDW ] - Whirl/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
More first contact crashlandings!! Except it's WHIRL which is so so fun. He causes much property damage and you wouldn't trade him for the world.
The Angel of Highway 49 - [ TFP ] - Optimus Prime/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
One of my favourite authors!!! I was so heckin excited when I realised they were posting Transformers fic LMAO.
And rightfully so! The fic is fantastic so far- Optimus becomes a sort of ghost story, a stranger who helps people along the highways. He's confusing and comforting and he's seemingly taken it upon himself to protect you.
Social Media Etiquette - [ TFA ] - Prowl/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
The start of this is a really funny concept (buncha coworkers discussing which Autobot they'd bang) and then it just continues on being super super adorable and sweet. I love TFA!Prowl and I love the way he's written in this!!!
Swaps seamlessly between cute romantic trysts and the absolute chaos of other people watching these two wander into love.
winter of our youth - [ TFP ] - Ultra Magnus/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
Ultra Magnus accidentally ends up with a human companion who mostly wants to get back to their own life, only for both to become steadily more entangled. I absolutely adore the vibes in this fic- it feels slow, soft, and bright like a world muffled by snow.
west texas wind - [ G1 ] - Protectobots/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
By the same author as above! Protectobots my BELOVED. It's so soft and sweet and auuauauhghhh I need more. It updated while I was in the middle of writing this list and just ahh! I LOVE IT. So cute. So sweet. I love seeing the different characters reactions to each other and their actions- it's so fun.
You should also go check out their other fics, because the way they write character dynamics is sooo lovely, and their fics have been Nourishing me because I'm in love with a lot of characters that rarely get reader inserts :'> !!!
In particular I'm a fan of: haunt, invisible string, their prowl fics (<- two links!!!), AND also this set of oneshots; glory !
empurata - [ TFP ] - Shockwave/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
As a neutral party in all this war stuff, you just want to help fix up bots. This ends up endearing you to both factions, which results in you befriending one explosive Wrecker, and sometimes hosting a bunch of Decepticons in your garage.
TFP setting with a dash of IDW lore <3 I love the way the relationships develop in this fic- Shcokwaves emotions (or lack of) is always fun to explore, especially in the context of love and having Romantic Feelings. It gets even more complicated when the thing preventing him from feeling things begins to malfunction...
Small Hands - [ TFP ] - Optimus/Reader, Ratchet/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
Soulmate AU!! Oohoho I love soulmate AUs... having THIS one be handprints is an especially fun, considering the size difference !!! Also, I love the way Cybertronian soulmates work :0
OP and the reader interacting and slooooowly figuring things out is very sweet.
knock us down and we'll keep on going - [ TFP ] - Knock Out/Reader - Finished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
Who knew deleting your ex off of social media would lead to you getting kidnapped by a car then falling for said car? KO and the reader get to be an iconic bi4bi couple, and you also get a cat! Who's totally normal and not a decepticon. Very very cute, funny, and also angsty in parts in a really good way (Breakdown... he only shows up in mentions but my HEART ;w;)
Series is ongoing, but the fics are finished :]
Breaking Bread - [ TFP ] - Megatron/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
[Some sorta warning for the SHEER AMOUNT OF HORNY that the characters experience in this (/appreciative)]
There is no way I can make a TF fic rec list and NOT include the fic that made me SO unwell about TFP Soundwave before I got into Transformers. Phenomenal writing, snappy dialogue and absolute CHAOS and CHEMISTRY (both of the romantic and literal kind).
The various animal-related descriptors of all the bots are cemented in my brain as well as several playlists worth of music. My Spotify will never recover.
I was already attached to Soundwave from the start, but my absolute favorite animals are jellyfish, so when that parallel was drawn, I swooned even harder... ALAS. *gives a sad, sidelong glance at the main ship tag*
Also, I'm in love with the Anime-Waifu-Madness-slash-Marriage-Counselling-Arc that's going on at the moment because HOW did we get here and WHY does it work so well????
Fortuna Primigenia - [ TFP ] - Optimus Prime/Reader - Finished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
Same author as the previous fic! I originally read this immediately after catching up with Breaking Bread and it absolutely destroyed me (and my sleep schedule)!! I cried!! So much!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! Fascinating concepts, and wonderful execution. Makes me want to eat drywall.
ALSO while I'm here, you should also read Blackbird [E] because the reader realising their "metal Adonis" is a "liar and a pussy" made me laugh so hard I cried for a different reason and it's also really good my god.
50% Plant Based - [ TFP ] - Megatron/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
HYSTERICAL fic. Really funny. The reader is a menace and I'm living for it. You haunt the Nemesis and somehow seduce Megatron with your Silly Guy wiles, and also by bullying Starscream. The reader is incapable of expressing any genuine emotion without like 10 layers of Humor on top of it, which is hilarious when combined with an overly poetic warlord who feels every emotion with the dramatics of a Shakespearean play.
And I met you in the rain - [ G1-ish ] - Prowl/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
Prowl is down bad for a human that he's been seeing in his dreams and gets the chance to save her when he happens upon her in the rain. This fic reminds me of a romance movie in the best ways.
Romantic Mixtape Side A - [ G1-ish ] - Con Cassettes/Reader - Finished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
You kiss a buncha cassettes after one of them crashes through your wall! Domestic and cute for the large part- you get them to all be nicer to each other sjkdfhskjdf
Slice of life, but with big alien bots <3
Revelboo's Fic Collection - Misc./Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
Go read Revelboo's fics now!!! She updates So Fast it scares me. But I'm eating them up like candy because each installment is bite sized and delicious.
My favourites so far are the fics for Jazz, Sunstreaker+Sideswipe, Bluestreak, Thundercracker, ES!Megatron, Rumble and Prowl but oh my god every single one of them is amazing. OH AND THE ONE WITH THE SCAVENGERS. If you think that's a long list of characters, that's because the actual list of ongoing fics is EVEN LONGER.
They're also up on Ao3 if you prefer to read stuff there :]!!
D-16 (Megatron) x Reader – The Creature From Another World - [ TFOne ] - D16 | Megatron/Reader - Finished
Have I mentioned I love language barriers? It's so fun. Everyone thinks you're a fun little creature... until you get your translator fixed of course :]
The ending of this is so perfectly tragic and it fits so well with D-16's transition into becoming Megatron!!
Canary in a Coal Mine - [ TFP ] - Shockwave/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
[Warning: Contains dark themes]
The Decepticons won and have taken over Earth, enslaving humanity and leaving razed ground in their wake. Your voice is the only thing you truly have to yourself any more,
This fic leaves a bitter and gritty taste in your mouth. I love it.
Crosscheck on Angels 10 - [ TFP ] - Starscream/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
After Starscream strikes it out on his own, you end up becoming an unexpected light in the darkness for him, much to the concern of Ratchet.
I really like how Arcee's anger is portrayed in this- it feels so visceral.
They Just Wanted to Relax - [ TFP ] - Ratchet/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
You work with automobiles and one day you begin getting a buncha weeeeeeird customers. I love the reader slowly putting the pieces together. It's so fun.
Metal Lung - [ TFP ] - Megatron/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
This one is just starting out and I'm HOOKED already. The premise is fantastic, and it's paired with some extremely evocative writing.
The reader is an agent of MECH who ends up infiltrating the Decepticons after signing their death sentence and stepping inside the MECHA they've been working on...
Adrift in the Lagoon - [ IDW ] - Mer!Drift/Reader - Finished
Mermechs...... Drift as a mermech... *swoons* be still my beating heart!! He's really freaking cute in this, I wanna kiss him and smoosh his cheeks.
TwinTails - [ G1-(f)ish ] - Mer!Sideswipe/Reader, Mer!Sunstreaker/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
Captive mer fic >:]c !!! You're a scientist who works with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, helping them and growing closer. You eventually help them escape of course, but that comes with it's own slew of problems.
I!! Love!! Language barriers!!! And this does not disappoint! I'm fascinated and delighted by the eventual work around for the language barrier as well, because it's nit perfect but it works and it's so cool to see both Sideswipe and Sunstreaker finding their own ways to communicate and connect with the reader in this.
Smut is skippable in this, but why would you want to do that? It's amazing :3c
Marine Centre -Merformers AU - Misc./Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
Even MORE mer fic. This one has a wider cast of mer which is DELIGHTFUL because you get to see all the different personalities interacting. Also I saw that there's more content with the ladies planned later so I'm DOUBLY excited 💖
Full Throttle - [ G1-ish ] - Starscream/Reader - Finished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
You're a janitor tasked with cleaning up after the unethical experiments the military are performing on Starscream, and end up growing close to him as you treat him kindly :]
Gravity - [ G1-ish ] - Starscream/Reader - Finished
Same author as previous! This time you're one of the scientists tasked with studying Starscream and he gets to be a tremendous menace the entire time. I love that in many ways, he's studying you too.
Displeasures of the Flesh - [ IDW ] Human!Kaon/Reader, Human!Vos/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
[Warning: Gore and horror themes] [Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
This is humanformers but it's humanformers if they were FORMERLY bots and that in itself is enough to sell me on the concept because DUDE hell yeah ??
Anyway I love these fucked up little guys. They've got to reckon with suddenly becoming human, and you've got to deal with THEM.
Best Job Ever - [ Bayverse/ROTB ] Mirage/Reader - Finished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
CARWASHING EHEHEHE. You get a certain customer who keeps requesting you wash his car... and well, the second chapter is explicit :]
Hit Me Hard (Hit Me Fast) - [ TFP ] Knock Out/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
Sometimes the cute guy you've been talking to turns out to be a talking walking car alien, and you have Feelings about that!!
Decadence - Starscream/Reader, Shockwave/Reader, Soundwave/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
[Warning: Gore and horror themes]
I absolutely love the descriptions in this fic. Deliciously disgusting, it's not for the light of heart. Everything in this fic feels Squishy and visceral and I love it.
You're a paramedic, called to the sight of a grisly and unusual accident. Even more unusual is the giant metal angel who appears to terrorize you.
sugar (daddy), oh, honey honey - [ TFA ] - Swindle/Reader - Oneshot
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
The DYNAMIC between Swindle and the reader in this one. My god. MY GOD. He's your sugar baby essentially kjhfksjfh,, it's a mutually beneficial agreement!! I would let my bank account get drained by him.
"Improving alien relations" sounds better than "a really nice hook-up" - [ IDW ] - Swerve/Reader - Oneshot
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
The title is self explanatory sdjfhskdfh <3 You're a human in a mech suit and Swerve's got his holoform going... I'd make a joke but the author already did that in the summary LOL. He's such a sweetheart...
To live, and to serve - [ TFOne ] - Sentinel Prime/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
TFOne!Sentinel Prime is his own warning- the relationship is Not Good At All but it is so fun to read. He's so awful and I wanna kiss him. Grahhh I love this nasty man!!!
To Endure - [ TFP ] - Soundwave/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
Timeloops my BELOVED. The reader gets stuck in a timeloop along with Soundwave. Both of them are working towards opposite outcomes and the reader decides they're going to make it Soundwave's problem. Humans are squishy after all...
I love the push and pull between Soundwave and the reader in this <3
Our thoughts are all mechanical - [ TFP ] - Ratchet/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
You're suffering from energon poisoning, and the only cure? Cuddles!! No, like, legit. You get many many medically incurred cuddles.
Very very sweet fic! So much mutual pining... 💖!!
Enough - [ TFP ] - Ratchet/Reader - Finished
Things end happily but ehehehe I am eating up the sweet sweet misunderstandings and angst in this fic. Makes me want to vibrate out of my seat.
To Fake a Funeral - [ TFP ] - Optimus Prime/Reader, Megatron/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
Another newer fic! It's just started out but it's so good already... the reader is Jack's sister and gets into a bunch of shenanigans when she returns to Jasper on a temporary break from college. Like getting captured so you csn fix up the comatose leader of the Decepticons and meeting the Autobots who your little brother has been hanging out with.
Klik away - [ IDW2/G1 ] - Prowl/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
Prowl gets saddled with a very unfortunate human until they can be returned to earth. Despite their differences, both end up growing fond of each other :]
ALSO. GREEN IS HERE. 🥺✨ Baby baby baby I love her!!
~* Gladiators of Kaon *~ - [ TFP ] - Soundwave/Reader, Megatron/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content...?]
Rhhghdgh I'm not all the way caught up on this one yet (thus the question mark in the warning. I Know it's coming) but I'm adding it anyway because what I HAVE read I'm in love with. It's set before the war, so we get gladiators Megatron and Soundwave >:33c!! Also I'd put my life on the line for Swindle. He's such a little GUY.
The author's other series Butterfly Effect [E] (ft. a human reader) is also really good!!
The Darkest Hour (Optimus x You) - [ TFP ] - Optimus Prime/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
I'm really enjoying where this is going so far >:3c! The reader is a reporter who is dedicated to uncovering the truth, but is also prone to lying in order to get where the information they need ;] I'm so unwell over their dynamic in this fic.
Burn a hole in the old grip of the familiar - [ TFP ] - Ultra Magnus/Reader - Finished
[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]
Auuauuiahgh Ultra Magnus..... after getting into a fight with Knock Out within sight of a human, he ends up with you as a companion. Groundbridge is broken, so cue a very long, unplanned roadtrip. It's sooo good.
Spilling Sugar - [ TFP ] - Soundwave/Reader, Shockwave/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
Poly!!! Triad!!!!!!! Soundwave/Reader/Shockwave!!! They are sooooo cute. I love polyamory negotiations and figuring things out and AHHH I JUST LOVE THEM BOTH DEARLY. The reader teaching Shockwave texting shorthand and emotes is so cute... AUUIGGHD MY HEART auuuauuhgh.
More reader inserts need to let me kiss multiple characters and for them to kiss each other. Love is love is love. Where are all the TF poly reader inserts I need more!!!
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ONESHOTS
Universal Constant - Misc./Reader - Oneshot Series
Series of soulmate oneshots!! I love these. I especially enjoyed the ones for Fulcrum, TFP Ratchet, Dratchet (!!! YES!! POLY!!!!) and TFA Prowl <3
One to One - Misc./Reader - Oneshot Series
More!! Soulmate oneshots!! I love all of them :']]!!!! They're all just really really good I can't pick any favorites skdjfjkhfh
Locks To Fit the Keys - Misc./Reader - Oneshot Series
This one has it so that Cybertronians can only transform once they find their soulmate- as such, locks, keys... there are so many oneshots in this collection and I adore all of them. This was another one I read before I got into TF LMAO so it was fun going back and rereading them now I know who everyone is XD
Also, not all of these have happy endings >:3c!!! Many do, but not all, and I love that!!
Passing thoughts; obscurest bots - Misc./Reader - Oneshot Series
A series dedicated to lovin on obscure bots and side characters!! I've linked it to the SFW edition, which includes Defensor and Pipes, both of whom I love dearly.
Poly-Combaticons X Reader – Hostage - [ G1 ] - Combaticons/Reader - Oneshot
Wanna smooooch a gestalt? I wanna smooch a gestalt. You're taken hostage and this bunch ends up growing fond of you, and decide to break you out because you're theirs now.
Code: LOVE - [ G1 ] - Prowl/Reader - Oneshot
KJRAHRJKHFJF I love this one so much. The reader dresses up in a sexy police outfit for Prowl, except he's kinda oblivious, something that the rest of the base is more than happy to clear up for him, much to his and your detriment. It's extremely funny and cute.
Can't Keep Up - [ TFA ] - Blurr/Reader - Oneshot
You find out your best friend and racing partner IS the car he drives when you're unexpectedly ambushed by Decepticons.
softest spot to sleep in - [ G1 ] - Ratchet/Reader - Oneshot
Titties........... medically prescribed titties... !! Very cute, very soft. I want this to be real... Like Ratchet's boobs
Making Space - [ TFP ] - Optimus/Reader - Oneshot
You spend some time sitting in a very intimate position as Optimus does desk work. He places you between his legs and I'm. hrhghjkjfjkks,, thighs.
RELIC I JUST REALISED YOU WROTE THIS ONE. I'VE BEEN UNWELL OVER IT FOR SO LONG. THIGHS. MY GOD.
Copy - [ IDW ] - Rodimus/Reader - Oneshot
The reader has a very fun power in this >:3c I won't spoil it because I think it's better experienced, but oh my god the bit at the end where the reader's reveal fails at first had me in stitches. Really fun and very cute.
kindness - [ IDW ] - Sunstreaker/Reader - Oneshot
Sunstreaker is freakin ADORABLE in this <3!! It's set on the Lost Light as well, which is a rarity that I love.
Our Shirt - [ IDW ] - Spinister/Reader - Oneshot
I'm a sucker for Spinister!!! My beautiful dumbass heli!! Short and sweet akjhsdkjf
Booty Shorts - [ IDW ] - Whirl/Reader - Oneshot
WHIRL IN BOOTY SHORTS, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?
Based off of this fantastic piece of artwork! I think this was the one of the first times I read anything relating to Whirl and it was such a delightful introduction.
The Concept of Cohabitation - [ G1 ] - Combaticons/Reader - Oneshot
Reader is dating Swindle, but due to Combiner Feels, the others end up feeling the same way, and well... you're not complaining ;]! Focus is on Onslaught in this, but the other ships are very much implied.
The Last Time This Happened Megatron X Reader - Megatron/Reader - Oneshot
The reader is a dimension hopper, and gets stuck in a cave with Earthspark!Megatron. You've seen him die again and again throughout dimensions, and now... it might be your turn. Very sweet and sad... the reader carrying the weight of half a dozen histories is so good.
This Is Not A Negotiation - [ IDW(SG) ] - Shattered Glass!Rodimus/Reader - Oneshot
Shattered Glass Rodimus... I love him despite his shitty little moustache. The reader runs around in a mech suit and he doesn't realise that they're human until both of them catch Feelings >:)))!!! Really really fun premise, and deliciously written.
Scout and Medic - [ TFP ] - Arcee/Reader - Oneshot
You're Arcee's partner and the two of you get the chance to reunite on Earth! Short and sweet :D
Fated Nonsense - [ TFP ] - Knock Out/Reader/Breakdown - Oneshot
Unrequited pining? Kinda? Essentially the reader keeps running into two handsome cars and they pine for the funny little human they keep seeing around. Very very cute, even though you don't know they aren't just cars. WAIT I JUST REALISED THAT THIS IS THE SAME AUTHOR AS RECIPROCATED HANG ON-
Woke Up In A Safe House, Singing - [ TFP ] - Airachnid/Reader - Oneshot
Because of that realisation, I also now have more fics to add to the list!! AIRACHNID MY BELOVED. I absolutely adore how intimidating but gentle she is in this fic. Very very sweet. Get you a big spider lady to treat you right!!!!
Alien Parenting 101 - [ TFP ] - Soundwave/Reader - Oneshot
You are babysitting your roommates kid and are summoned to the Nemesis, where nobody is immune to Cute Baby. I'm gonna cry it's so cute...!!!
Of All The Mechs... - [ TFA ] - Starscream/Reader - Oneshot
Your gaze ends up lingering a little too long on the enemy. Little baby me is cheering and whooping at the back of my brain because TFA Starscream was my fav when I was a kid.
Butterscotch - [ TFA ] - Prowl/Reader - Oneshot
Cuteeeeee. Movie night with a very smitten Prowl who doesn't know what to do with himself. Cuddles ensue <33 Soooo so cute!!!
Pen And Paper - [ TFA ] - Prowl/Reader - Oneshot
Seems like Megatron has an admirer... he takes it upon himself to find out whoever has been leaving him such detailed and beautiful artworks. SO CUTE.
Hypothetically speaking - [ IDW ] - Rodimus/Reader - Oneshot
So... hypothetically speaking, if there was a fic that was super cute and funny about the reader hypothetically liking Rodimus in which they decide to confess to him in hypotheticals...well, hypothetically, would you read it? (The fic is filled with hypotheticals and silly cuteness!!)
Take a Break - [ TFP ] - Ratchet/Reader - Oneshot
Very cute!! You force Ratchet to take a break for once, and the two of you spend some time watching the sunset :]!
Swoop - [ G1 ] - Thundercracker/Reader - Oneshot
He's so smooth in this!!! My little heart can't take it!! Smooth moves TC, smooth moves. So cute!
Runway 19 - [ G1/IDW-ish ] - Jazz/Reader - Oneshot
A soft, slow fic which details the growing tension between a government agent and their car. The quiet intimacy of this fic kills me, it's sooo good...
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PLATONIC & AMBIGUOUS
Platonic reader inserts!! Because I love them and I think they should get more attention <3 (Also includes fics which are tagged with both / and &, or otherwise ambiguously romantic/platonic fics)
In Media Bellum - [ TFP ] - Ongoing/Unfinished
This fic has me in a vice grip. I love love love the mysteries and the dynamics between the reader and the other characters. It's so fascinating to see the dynamics unfold. This fic makes me feel so many things!!!
Sparkless - [ TFP ] - Ongoing/Unfinished
You get a Vehicon friend and a lot of scares along the way :]!! I love! Fics like this!!!
Critter - [ TFP ] - Soundwave/Reader || Soundwave&Reader - Oneshot
Giant metal creatures can be scary, no matter how well meaning or kind they might be. Soundwave finds the reader after an Incident with the Autobots, and he is very attentive and gentle with them. Makes me feel soft!!
Too Close For Comfort - [ IDW ] - Rodimus&Reader - Finished
Language barriers >:3c!!!!! Mmmm Rodimus thinking of himself as heroic when he's unintentionally the opposite is one of my favourite flavours of Rodimus, and this series tackles that in a really fun way. The opposing perspectives are SO good and I love that the same scene is seen in such different ways by characters. The tension that grows throughout the series is So good.
I especially enjoyed Sparkbeat, A Game of Mech and Mouse AND ALSO Darkness is Honest, Are You to Yourself? because I love hopeful endings <3
Playing With His Food - [ TFP ] - Starscream/Reader - Oneshot
You get into a dogfight with an unusual sort of plane and Starscream finds himself a new toy of sorts :3c I really enjoy that there's a language barrier but we as the audience still get to know what Starscream is saying. AUGH I love the dialogue. So good.
Snow Angel - [ G1 ] - Skyfire&Reader - Oneshot
You get lost in the snowy wilderness, but luckily you are found by some sort of angel... I looooove this so much. I love the delayed reaction the reader has because of the cold... and Skyfire is so gentle, it makes my heart skip a beat every time I read this.
Ignition - Ratchet&Reader - Finished
More first contact stuff!!! Ratchet stumbles across an injured human after crash landing on Earth. He tries to help, with mixed results. Again, I'm a big fan of language barriers, and I enjoyed Ratchet figuring out how to help the human to the best of his ability without being abke to properly communicate at the beginning. The moment when commutation IS established is also very funny to me sbfjdbdk
I love Transformers. I love Stardew Valley. This fic mashes them both together in a really fun way!! You, as per Stardew Valley fashion, inherit your grandfather's farm, except you end up finding a dog and a strange... doll? One becomes many and soon you have the entire (tiny!) Lost Light crew living with you.
The Season of the Smallest Stars - [ IDW/Stardew Valley Crossover ] - Ongoing/Unfinished
Supremely cute. I love all the little adventures everyone gets to go on.
The Tyrant's Consideration - [ Earthspark ] - Megatron/Terran!Reader || Megatron&Terran!Reader - Oneshot
Crashout Relations - [ G1-ish ] - Thundercracker/Reader || Thundercracker&Reader, Seeker Trine&Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished
I came across this one while putting the list together and I'm so glad for it- it's brilliant and tense so far. A big blue seeker crashes into your backyard and flees (drags himself) into your barn. Your plan of moving to a farm so you'd be left alone doesn't seem to be working out too well...
Very very sweet!! The reader is a Terran who is selectively mute, and they have a run in with Megatron, who turns out to be much less scary than you imagined.
I've included this here because the fic contents isn't Specifically Romantic, and also from what I understand of ES, the Terrans are usually portrayed to have a familial relationship to the Cybertronians, but please correct me if I'm wrong!!
Neon-Green Spandex Missile - [ TFP ] - Ongoing/Unfinished
You're a Cybertronian(?) who transforms into a BIKE and your name is... the title. No, seriously that's how you introduce yourself and it's great. Very fun fic!
I.O.U - [ IDW ] - Tarn&Reader - Finished
Weird fae rules and worlds??? Strange size-swapping magics?? Sign me UP. Tiny Tarn is So angy but cute. I adore characters getting tied to one another via unintentional magical pact, it's so fun...
These Caves We Venture Through - [ G1/Earthspark ] - Megatron&Reader, Sideswipe&Reader - Finished
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Series ongoing, fics are finished! You're a kid who stumbles across Megatron while off exploring. Years later, you encounter him again. Very sweet and melancholic at times.
OKAY that's all I've got for reader inserts that aren't just... purely explicit content LMAO.
If I included those I'd be here forever, but yknow, if you are interested in seeing that list... let me know and I'll smash one together in the future (on my. other blog of a sqwyrme-ier sort.) Either way, I'll be putting together the list of other ship fics next :]
Also!! If you have any recs for me, please feel free to drop by my inbox!! I'd love to read them <3
#fic recs#doozis fic recs#velwy.txt#rhjfhdj idk. do i tag this? sure why not#macaddam#transformers#it was so fun putting this together because i kept adding fics and being like. WAIT THIS IS BY THE SAME AUTHOR AS THAT OTHER FIC...#because when i read i just. do not see usernames#too used to tumblr /j#tbh i probably missed quite a few of my favs but thats ok. i have more lists to make in the future.#also i realised i probably miss out on quite a lot of good fic because i dont. peruse the tags for more popular characters *cough cough* op#also megs tag as well. like. i like them but they arent my Favs so i dont go lookin for content.........#anyway ive rambled MORE THAN ENOUGH LIKE GOOD LORD DID YOU SEE THE TEXT AT THE TOP. CJFKFBDK#im gonna post this before i think my way out of it and try adding more fics
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Btw guys I locked all my fics. I wish I didn't have to do this and honestly if it was just the software bros scrubbing the site for fics I wouldn't have cared but im realizing I can't even trust the people reading it not to feed my hard work into a generator.
I'd like to unlock them again some day but the day it's safe to they'll stay locked. I highly recommend getting an ao3 account and most of all I hope people stop treating fic writers as no better than a machine
#bushy rambles#i kept going back and forth on this but yeah i think i have to#i still have plans to finish my fics and post new ones when my life calms down a bit but i have no desire to do so if my work#is just gonna end up as another cog in a corrupt heartless machine
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Every time I see a post making fun of people being afraid to get into comics I think about how when I was first getting into comics I thought it would be fun to read Infinite Crisis because it was a HUGE event and it would give me an idea of what a whole slew of runs and characters were like. I made a post about some panel pretty early into the event (I think it was a build up comic that wasn't even officially part of the Road To Infinite Crisis so EARLY early) and some blog I didn't know made fun of me for not knowing the greater context of the panel I was commenting on. And while I was naively typing up a quick little 'ah sorry I'm new to comics and didn't know that. Thanks for the context!' they had gone through my blog and started doing the same for a bunch of other comics I'd read, and then mocked me for reading IC when I clearly new so little about comics.
Now, obviously, that behavior is ridiculous, and I just blocked them, but it did stick with me. It was one of my earliest interactions with comic fandom and I never forgot it. Most of the people I've intereacted with have been lovely. Even when I have gotten comic cannon wrong corrections are normally very kind. But not all of them are, and the ones who aren't are so vocal about it.
So i actually don't think it's the comics themselves that make getting into comics an unappealing prospect.
#Think about how people have to defend their newness to comics when asking for clarification.#'Help I'm new to coimcs' you shouldn't have to defend that to get an answer actually#I think the people who act like you NEED to be an expert on a character before saying you're a fan are just wrong to be clear#I can be a fan of a character without having read every issue their in ever#You can write a fanfic for a character without knowing their entire history if you want. It's fanfic. The actual authors dont bother#And sometimes you just gotta remind yourself of that#Reading a fan comic with a scenerio that would never happen in canon isn't a sin if it's fun for the people involved.#I've said before that I really like post resurrection fics that focus on Jason and Bruce's relationship because it lets me live vicariously#through jason in having parents who accept me for who i am despite our differences and still loving me#That's pretty explicitly not the relationship they have in cannon and thats fine#I can still look at their relationship and go 'oh damn this has some ingredients to make this scenrio really emotionally satisfying'#Like yeah yeah the concept that comics themselves are gate kept is a little ridiculous when reading comics online is so easy#but how many times have you had a negative experience in a real comic shop#because I know that i have!#How many times have you seen a blog get aggresive about someone being perceived as a non comic reader like thats a slur#I love comics. Obviously because I run ablog where i talk about them all the time.#but I'm not gonna dox someone who only watches the movies or the shows#there are forms of media where I've only consumed the adaptations#So when people say 'you're gate keeping comcis' REALLY think about how you talk about people who haven't read many comics#Becauase as far as I'm concerned if you constantly treat people like shit unless their in your little pre approved circle of#'Actual Comic Readers' then yeah you are gate keeping comics and its fucking weird#mine#No way in hell I'm tagging this as anything lmfaooo#sorry for the rant in the tags I have many feelings about this#not me going off in the tags
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Nobody tells you actually how funny it is to run into someone when they're waking up. Because my sleep schedule is more of a sleep plan, there's no set times but it's probably gonna happen. My brother was getting up for work and saw me and was like "??why are you awake?? Why aren't you asleep?"
#my posts#the sun has risen the birds are chirping#i cant stop listening to nails hair hips heels by todrick hall#its like the cha cha slide for queer people#the only other cha cha slide for queer people would be chop chop slide by insane clown posse#anyway#i keep listening to it because i saw that edit of reigen#its ruining my life#anyway part 2#i accomplished many things today#played some piano#drew some stuff#made 2 6 row kandi cuffs#and i kept FUCKING UP the orange on the second one#like i kept going and didnt notice and now guess what!!!!!!#i need to pull out 6 rows because oops!!!!! wrong bead!!!!!#anyway other than that i started a new painting on a canvas#and wrote a couple paragraphs for a new fanfic in my notes app#speaking of fanfic i finished a BANGER fic when i snuck out to use my phone at like#1:30 until about 2#like it was fascinating like i am gonna study that guy under a microscope#oh and did my makeup a little!!#just a little to keep the happy funtime going#6:23 isnt a time where people can get mad at you for doing things right#hmmm#ALSO ALSO#HEAVEN OR LAS VEGAS BY COCTEAU TWINS#OHHRHJFJFJSHSGGG#ITS EVERYTHKNG#EVERYTBING
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hobby called sitting in bed until dinner
#i just played on a friend groups minecraft realm for like 2 and a half hours#would've been less but i got lost in a mineshaft and kept going in circles#gonna keep reading a fic i've been thinking about since this morning#oddtheweird
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56 and any Yamo pairing! 🫶
i just wheezed so hard when i saw what the song was i almost snorted coffee out of my nose i am so sorry for this one
#56 - kyoto phoebe bridgers + yamo
the story of how this song ended up on my wrapped is too long so it’s going in the tags but. let me set the scene for you.
2026 NHL GLOBAL SERIES™️ JAPAN - Presented by YPPI
November 13 & 14, 2026: Dallas Stars, Montreal Canadiens, Seattle Kraken, Vancouver Canucks
Saitama Super Arena, Saitama, Japan
It’s a pitiful excuse of a consolation prize for not being able to go to the Olympics, but Kailer’s not going to look a vacation horse in the mouth. The arena’s cool. It’s huge. The people are cool. There’s so many more of them than he thought there’d be with jerseys that have his name on the back, and a lot more that have the familiar orange and blue. He takes a picture of the fifth Oilers Yamamoto jersey he signs—this one’s the good Reverse Retro—and texts it to Connor, says,
no one here has even heard of mcjesus
and gets a moon face emoji in response. Leon’s influence. Kailer’s still never really deciphered what that one means, and he doesn’t think Connor knows either.
They don’t have a lot of time off between games, but Kailer’s trying to be a good tourist. His dad had been so happy when Kailer had told him about the series that Kailer’d had to stop him from trying to book a flight a year in advance, and his mom’s been just as bad, sending him every article she sees about Best New Spot in Tokyo! Cool Restaurant! Have You Seen This Japanese Cat Café? that she scrolls across on Facebook since June. Suzy’s in the same boat, so they’ve been crossing off their compiled travel-guide list together, looping in as many guys as they can. Everyone’s been pretty game. All the teams are crammed into close quarters at the same hotel, which means everyone wants to spend as much time as possible outside of it, and it helps that Kailer’s gotten pretty close with all the other guys that the NHL picked up as Global Series figureheads. Robo’s memes? Absolutely fire. The groupchat loves them.
For every item he crosses off the list, Kailer takes a picture and keeps it tucked in his phone notes. It’s like speed-running a scavenger hunt—they’re only here for four days—but he’s doing a pretty good job. His favorite so far has been all the gardens. They’re stunning, trees shining bright red and yellow, and every vendor has been selling maple candies, maple cakes, and even fried maple, though the official maple festival doesn’t start until next week. The second garden he visits, he does it on his own after practice, buying two cakes from a cart near the gate and walking until he loses the bustle outside. It’s easy to get lost in the winding pathways, heading deeper into the quiet, and there’s dozens of benches underneath the burnished leaves where young couples are tucked away on dates, or old friends are laughing and catching up. In some of the little clearings, there’s small shrines where people leave offerings, a prayer for good luck or good fortune.
Kailer stops at one without any people and sets the second maple cake on top of it, then sits and scrolls through all the texts that he’s missed. His mom gets replied to with a picture of him outside the garden gate, grinning and surrounded by other travelers. He sends his brother a picture of a trashy graphic I Love Japan t-shirt with the threat that he’ll buy one for him, and Kailer’s dad gets a picture of the meticulously arranged and cut bonsai that are across from the bench where he’s sitting. The Seattle groupchat gets a recycled meme from Robo, and he gets two thumbs up and an “LMAO” before he can even exit the thread. Finally, Kailer takes a picture of the half-eaten maple cake in his hand, holding it next to a fallen maple leaf on the bench, and gets halfway through typing another message before he thinks better of it.
(On the plane over, Drieds was reading them a story about how when they first introduced the high-speed railway, people were afraid to use it because they thought it would be too fast for their souls to keep up.
“Bro, if that were true, you just left your soul in the middle of the Pacific,” Ebs had laughed. “Planes are faster than trains.”
“Are they?” Matty asked. “Isn’t the train in Japan the fastest in the world?”
Drieds couldn’t make it through the rest of the story over the sound of everyone ripping Matty to shreds, so Kailer didn’t get to ask whether or not they found out anything about planes. Kailer’s not worried about his soul, but the logic makes a strange kind of sense; after all, he traveled 429 miles in five and a half hours once, and that was a little too fast for his heart to keep up.)
Fuck it. Kailer’s been trying to write a response for the past ten days, and he’s sick of swiping in and out of the message, staring at the keyboard so long he starts to see swirls in his vision.
Kailer drafts the text again and sends it, no context, no caption. A text travels faster than a high-speed train or a jet. Maybe it’ll pick his heart back up on the way.
#I don’t know how this song ended up on my Spotify wrapped because phoebe bridgers is too emotionally damaging for me to listen to like.#at all unless i am In It HOWEVER. there is this one silly video that brings me so much joy and made me feel semi-reasonable about listening#to kyoto & it’s the one video of the two painter guys painting the room & the lil guy is being a menace & the other guy just looks at him s#fondly & so lovingly & is that not the thesis of kailer yamamoto. be small be a menace be beloved by everyone. ANYWAY#liv in the replies#look this was going to be such a different thing and then. my brain went HEY BUDDY GUESS THE FUCK WHAT kyoto is a city in Japan.#day off in kyoto. guess who’s Japanese. guess what the nhl loves to do as HIFE publicity. also growing the AAPI audience is HUGE and i thin#they should. like originally i had NO idea what this was going to be (i’m so lying. the line ‘i’m gonna kill you’ but incredibly fond a la#the two painters video kept replaying in my head and i was like l m a o. klimmer & kailer. no plot all vibes it’s klimmer & Kailer that’s i#there is no real plot there is no actual idea the amount of googling that i did to write just this is UNREASONABLE i would love to be norma#about anything ever but i ALSO invented so much backstory to this that has no way of appearing in the actual fic and also jokes for ME#for instance. YPPI is the american manufacturer for yamaha motorcycles and. suzuki. yamamoto. (it’s not my brainworms it’s due to a fancam)#respectfully also i cannot write this fic. i have never been to japan and i think it would take me eight years to google enough#to be relatively comfortable like y’all have never seen the extensive research i put in to fucking phiLLY and a whole other COUNTRY???#where the premise of the fic is learning how to be a tourist in your life and sometimes you have to grow out of things?#yeah i AM going to make something with the idea of Momijigari and life is ephemeral. is that a plot? no it’s vibes.#kailer goes to japan in the fall and realizes he’s a liar. who lies. (he misses [redacted]) (the redacted is because i haven’t decided)#also also. the garden reference is because a) i spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON GOOGLE and found out things to do in saitama and also that#kailer’s grandpa had a meticulous garden and i just think that’s neat#hiding-from-reality-56#random ficlet is unbeta’d un-anything’d i don’t know WHERE this came from or the real plot of it at all. ok thanks byeeeee
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DARE I REQUEST… 1 & Neverafter? In my head im thinking Pinocchio and his father, but im also thinking of PIB and Tomás, but I’d be very psyched for more Neverafter pieces
sorry about the blood in your mouth i wish it was mine + pinocchio & geppetto (and mother goose) | read on ao3
Pinocchio doesn't know why he goes to Tim.
Maybe it's 'cause, like, Mother Goose is one of the only adults in their little crew. Maybe it's because all of the times Tim will put a hand on Pinocchio's shoulder—not hesitating for a moment for his fingers to rest on wood—and say a little word of encouragement, or maybe it's the way Tim tells stories, steady and just the right way.
Maybe it's the greying hair and the smile. Maybe it's that Mother Goose is a dad, and Pinocchio is a kid. Not his son, not his kid. But:
"So, uh," Pinocchio says. "Hey."
Tim smiles easily. "Here, come on, why don't you sit."
"Sure."
"You find any good hot dogs?"
"What? Oh," Pinocchio says, and holds up his empty hands. "Not really. Guess they got eaten. I kinda wanted to talk to you or whatever. That's all."
Tim turns fully. He's a pretty transparent guy, not a particularly good liar really, but Pinocchio likes that about him. That there's someone who gets it—lying is necessary, to survive—but who's still bad at it, in the kind of way that means he doesn't like it. It means he doesn't really hide the surprise that flits across his face, or the warmth.
"Not about the hot dogs."
"Not about the hot dogs," Pinocchio agrees, and tries to figure out how to say it. "It's about my dad, actually. Um."
Everyone knows about Mom, now. Ugh, not Mom. Stepmother, with a The in front too, apparently. Her. And they kind of know about Dad from that snatch of memory they'd shared, which is honestly a pretty bad impression, 'cause Dad was just upset even though Pinocchio had tried to do the right thing, lying.
He must be silent for a little too long, because Tim goes, "...Pinoch?"
"Yeah. I guess I just wanted to, well, there's just some stuff I wanted to say to him when I can see him but I don't—I don't think that's gonna be anytime soon. So maybe we could workshop a tight five?"
Tim laughs. "Sure."
In the same way everyone kind-of-knows about Pinocchio's dad, everyone also kind-of-knows about Jack. That story was told quick and tied up neatly when Tim brought it up. A book, a wish, and a Gander. The end.
Pinocchio thinks there's blood in that story that got left out. There's blood in his.
"What do you want to tell him?"
When Pinocchio was a real boy, real-real, he'd picked up a few habits. Mostly bad ones, of course; but one of them was cracking his knuckles. He saw Candlewick do it and thought it was cool. Something about the feeling, and the sound.
Even after he turned back, he still does it sometimes. It doesn't work the same way with wood, doesn't crack, but he's carried it over anyway. He cracks his knuckles. Left, then right.
"I'm sorry about lying, I guess," Pinocchio says.
He twists his nose in his hand. On his face, under splinters, there's a dull ache.
He is sorry about lying. That it was one of the only things Dad asked of him, to not. He is not sorry about lying to save Dad. Or lying to get a ride, or a little money, to survive.
My son, Dad said, when he saw Pinocchio as a real boy. Tears welled in his eyes.
"You needed to," Tim says gently. "I would've lied too."
"Yeah." Not that the lie had saved Dad, in the end. Just spared both of them some time. "But I'm still sorry, anyway. I just don't regret it."
"It's okay if you tell him that, too, you know."
Pinocchio swallows. Another human trait.
"I miss him. A lot."
Darkness swallowing him. A low, throaty sound that sends vibrations right through him. A flickering candle at the bottom of the ocean.
The whole time, Dad said, I was only worried about you. If you were safe, and okay. If you were hungry. If you'd gotten into trouble and I couldn't help you.
Tim sucks in a breath and lets it out slowly. "I get that."
"I don't really wanna go back," Pinocchio says, not to the life of worrying about every single little thing, about performing, about being good and whatever that meant. Back doesn't mean simpler, either, just different.
And even if Pinocchio could go back now, if Tim's book could magic up some spot in that story... he'd know. That things could be different. That the story was a story. That most of it was never really his in a way that mattered.
Won't it hurt him? Pinocchio asked. Isn't there any other way?
If you want us all to be happy, you need to help me. If you're going to help me, you need power. If you need power, you need blood. And you don't have blood.
So—be good, Pinocchio.
"I want him to be safe," Pinocchio mutters. He leans, without thinking about it. He's a little too old to play pretend even if he closes his eyes, pretend that it's not Tim but it's Dad instead. "I know even when- when he messed up he just wanted to take care of me. And I want to, I need to make sure he's okay."
There are still a hundred, a thousand, versions of Dad, he thinks. But not his dad, the one who held him gently even as a puppet to layer lacquer on him; the one who took the coat off his back, shivering in the cold, and sold it for a single school book Pinocchio doesn't remember the contents of. Not the one who wrapped his arm around Pinocchio as they stood on the tuna's back and headed home.
"We'll find your dad," Tim says.
"Pib says we got a long list of bullshit to do."
"We'll add it to the list. It's important."
His nose is still dark, stained in this world with blood from the last. His dad's sacrifice. His love. His care. His pain.
There's one more thing he needs to tell Dad. He doesn't say this one out loud, just thinks it, I'm sorry you hurt for me. I wish it could be me.
He's not sorry for lying. But he's sorry the lie took his blood away, so Dad had to bleed instead.
"Right," Pinocchio says. "Okay. I'm trying to figure out how to tell this joke right, but I don't think it wood work. You know what I mean?"
Tim throws his head back and laughs. He squeezes Pinocchio's shoulder.
"We'll workshop everything," he says, "and the next time you say all of this it'll be to your dad, okay?"
#screams#i was gonna do pib and tomas TOO and then this one just kept Going#sorry i know its pinoch and tim but its really ABOUT pinoch and geppetto frrrrr#asks#siken fic prompts#d20#d20 fanfic#my fanfic#d20 neverafter#neverafter#pinocchio#geppetto#timothy goose
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just realized that i was being so damn unkind to myself while writing first son au
#like i had myself on a deadline for no good reason#forced myself to write even when i didnt want to#pushed myself beyond my limits and sometimes forgot to eat or even go to the bathroom#just spent practically every day holed up and doing nothing but writing and trying to wring everything out of myself as i could#so bad for me honestly#and that doesn't take away my love for this fic at all#i cherish first son with everything i have#but im gonna be better to myself in the future#cause i am doing this mainly for me and because i enjoy it and i dont want writing to become something i dread or have to force myself to do#all this to say that i started writing again today and just kept it chill#wrote what came to me and stopped when i didnt have anything else#didnt set a ridiculous goal for myself just followed the vibes#and goddamn it was so nice#ryan rambles
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I'm gonna do the embarassing thing and vent in the tags cuz im embarassed lol
#okay so. real talk. lets all sit down in a little circle. like we're gonna say our abc's#im not doing good. i dont know if its showing in my writing. but im not doing good. and its gonna drive me crazy if i keep it inside so#i think. it should be obvious where im at given the last two fics. but i feel like#i dont know anymore.#i feel like i'm gonna explode im not doing okay im not doing alright at all#i think i need a minute? or maybe i need to write more? i dont know what i need#i just feel like im keeping a secret and that irks me like#like im not posting or writing and i dont want the reason why to be a secret. like everyone to be kept in the dark or think im going ghost#i think if u know me its obvious from the way ive been talking too. idk what to do.#idk what to do!!!! AGGGHHHHHHHHH#IDK WHAT TO DO#“im not doing good” i say. experiencing The Horrors#🙂👍
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Working on a fic still and laughing at these absolutely absurd conversations Bro and Dave have. But also lmao, Dennis from Game Bro with his broken thumb.
They're so fucking dramatic, and oh my god I just realized this probably makes zero sense at all, out of context. Idk how to convey how hilarious this moment is to me, without the miles of words written beforehand. I just need to laugh about it publically lol.
#basically theyre pretending that dave is married with kids and cheating on them with bro at this theme park#but there is no wife and kids theyre just saying that to fuck with someone next to them#bro/dennis is unrequited unfortunately#man this fic is taking forever to write#if u saw the hohohomewrecker comic panel i did on xmas this is still the same fic#wip#homestuck#stridercest#i have no idea what my wordcount is at right now and honestly im scared to find out#the page numbers are for samsung notes not actual page lengths#i wish i had the courage to start posting chapters but i keep going back to edit singular words so its not practical to post anything..#..until the entire story is complete#Cori.exe#Post.exe#suggestive#also disclaimer this is subject to change lmao i am indecisive as fuck#just wanted to laugh about dave teasing bro about having a thing for the game bro dudes#god i already see like 3 things im gonna change but i need a break lmao#also since the subject is stridercest its already written into the intro that the thing dave jerks off to in privacy is bros live action p..#..orn which bro has pointedly kept away from dave but when u live with a ninja u learn to be sneaky and dave definitely dug it up#like the smuppets were fair game but bro made an actual effort to keep the irl stuff hidden and has no idea what daves actually seen
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#hmm hmm i wonder if the reason sarah is said to be able to use a sword in s.op is in part due to the manga??#cuz she only uses staves and her lute in the spin offs or just straight up magic.#the manga it's a pole/polearm (like i hc penelo mainly uses especially after ff12 and into rw and ffta2) plus#the manga is also where we see humanoid forms of the chaoses too... hmm hmm...#i have some other things i would like to write which you might see later tonight before i go into work or after#then im gonna work on my fic. i dont have any drafts here so if someone would like something starter wise or w/e hmu#personals do not interact#;light of the crystals (ooc)#took a break from making ff1 gifs to making ff12 gifs too cuz i found a bunch of videos from 2 (almost 3) yrs ago i couldnt find#and i found again looking for something else lmao so im gonna finish those then go to all the g.arland wo.l and c.osmos c.haos ones iwant2d#so yknow d.ff ones#maybe smoe chronodia ones too cuz i want to do the extra dungeons at some point on ff1psp#but for now sleep.#life update too ig? related to sarah. i went out on a date with my bf and i found two pink bracelets that remind me of sarah so i boughtthe#and then i got her 3 new cards from the tcg 😭😭😭#now i just need her ring 💪 i also have a necklace saved on amazon i want too that reminds me of her... 😳#also did a blog cleanout too since i had a lot of ooc content here. kept all my gifs tho. will try to get back to writing more
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OK. Can't report any more progress made on the chapter bc I got caught up reading a fic lmaoooooo
Oh well. There's always tomorrow.
#speculation nation#im gonna try to write before work. might write during work.#almost definitely will edit during work. tho i will also have work to do during work 😮💨#considering what the last scene is i doubt it's gonna take me That long to write#if it ends up being over a thousand words tho i will be SO angry#we dont need 10k word chapters 😭😭😭 im trying to not fall back on my old bullshit of massively long chapters 😭😭😭😭😭#'but fanny' you may say. 'i like reading 10k+ word chapters'#listen. Listen. i know myself. with my 500k word fic i started out with 6-10k words as the standard.#then they kept getting longer and longer and Longer with the new standard being 13-17k ish#and several chapters being Even Longer. at most up to 27k words 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#im trying to avoid that. trying to keep itnl as bite-sized chapters as possible#if not for readers' sakes then for my own. bc editing massively long chapters SUCKS#and means i go even longer w/o updates#the struggle of wanting to hit certain story beats every chapter... the word count just keeps getting higher and higher.............#anyways. yea id say like 90% chance of itnl update tomorrow. if shit sucks ass at work i might not be in the state for it#but im gonna try. i want this chapter out So fucking badly man. and it's so close i can taste it...#itnl shit
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