#war: bitch (derogatory)

[witchofthesouls]

Imagine Nemezis and Executor (in hyperspace Vader senses they're about to crash into something with lot of energy so they drop out right in front of Con's warship) running into each other

And neither is backing up or something cuz i can see Vader just standing ominously on bridge not giving any orders and just looking at Nemezis throught the window while Megatron i imagine getting more irritated

Megatron: What is this nonsense?? Soundwave!

Soundwave:*busy mentally sniffing with Vader like dogs cryptids meeting each other probably*

May the force be with you o/

The ships pass each other at full alert, but no weapons primed. The crews on both ships are sweating bullets until the other is out of range.

Meanwhile, Soundwave and Vader are eye/energy hustling each other as two highly dramatic cryptids could only upon meeting their own ilk.

[moonisagremlin]

okay, so i'm re-reading ALL of the TF2 comics for my little zine project, and i have discovered interesting things and silly things.

starting with the WAR! update comic:

-The Bitch connects her microphone to different speakers to talk to both RED and BLU team.

-Meet the Spy is canon in the comics.

-The Bitch can read people pretty well i guess.

-The BLU soldier and the RED demo are besties. They met at a projectile weapons expo. They knew eachother for six months before the WAR! comic.

-The Bitch doesn't have any friends (whomp whomp).

-The Bitch: "In my experience, Miss Pauling, nothing kills a friendship faster... than a healthy competition."

-Saxton Hale is... just. like. that.

-Wait, did the first design of Bidwell have a moustache?

-Saxton FUCKS. (With The Bitch. What the fuck.) ((he also tries flirting with Miss Pauling.))

-monke lore:

poopy joe was an american monkeynaut that sadly passed away in a tragic explosion that occurred moments later after the launch. mann.co was involved in this accident but they keep denying it for legal reasons (during the comic they're going to be under senate investigation soon, and it seems that they were in BIG TROUBLE, so Helen asking for weapons was actually a great way for them to dispose of those weapons involved in the accident).

-(RED) Demoman lives in a mansion in New Mexico with his mum.

-He only has one morning off a week.

-He has three jobs

-His mum is quite mad at him because his dad (rip) had 26 jobs (and somehow managed to be with his family)

-He makes 5 million dollars a year (with the current inflation that would be around- 48,980,957.43$ ????? WHAT??????)

-Demo is halfway to retirement, around his 30's

-He was raised in a home with a bad economic situation :c

-His dad killed the (obviously not real) Queen of England

-The mum misses demo's father :(

-The Eyelander is a haunted, pattern-welded damascus steel and harmonically balanced sword slowly-forged for generations in the bowels of captured english kings

-Not only did Miss Pauling gave him The Eyelander, also multiple cases with weapons that we see in-game (the scottish resistance, for example)

-Miss Pauling calls him Mister DeGroot, which is kinda weird considering they're coworkers and know eachother, but i guess that during this time they weren't really close because demo only knew her as "that wee lass that works with the angry lady who's always screamin' at us while we fight".

-BLU soldier lives in a really secured appartment with lots of locks in his door. He also has two little doors in which he can take his arms outside to necksnap people.

-He lives miserably. He doesn't let ANYONE enter his house. Only the tomato soup wholesaler or the delivery man from the rib place.

-He has BOXES filled with cans of food, so he's house really looks like a fucking bunker.

-They both fought the police together???? Friendship goals honestly.

-Neither Demo and Soldier wanted to fight eachother, they did it to defend themselves from the other one. Demo was made sure that Soldier betrayed him first, and Soldier was manipulated into believing that his best friend said he was a civilian thanks to a poorly-made robotic voice of Tavish. This all led to both of them fighting eachother for their own safety.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i want nothing more than for Ezra & Thrawn to be not enemies, not friends, but a secret third thing - roommates

[slythereen]

ik the sainz camp isn't complaining about not following pre-arranged race strategies and plans...

[andi-o-geyser]

Doctor Anna Ripley: *appears*

Me: I should put on some music to celebrate the occasion. What would be an appropriate song for the return of this absolute fucking psychopath?

Also me: Ah yes of course

[ezdotjpg]

If you'd like a slightly longer ask, what is your favorite design aspect of each of the bonus links, and what is a notable personality trait/habit/tidbit about each of them?

Mage: I'm very fond of his glasses and the high collar of his cape. Notable tidbit: He's not in any committed relationship but he has had many a dalliance lmaooo. He's got game. He's not even shy about it.

Mini: I really like his hair lol the little sprout I draw in. Notable tidbit: He will not entertain conversations he's not interested in. He will just log out. He will fully walk away.

Slate: I like drawing his terrifying eyes. Notable tidbit: He loves horses, and even riding them as an activity, but hates actually traveling by them. He prefers to go on foot even if it takes longer, because there's more freedom of movement.

Wolf: I like the lil mole by his eye :-) and giving him a short haircut. Notable tidbit: He frequently hangs out in the hidden village with all the cats. He talks to them even when he's not in wolf form, but they gossip together when he is lol.

Wake: His eyepatch! and his tattoos even tho they will become a huge pain to draw lol. Notable tidbit: He has developed a blood feud with the seagulls. They learned that he was the pear guy and it became an issue.

Spirit: I like his gloves and his overalls. Notable tidbit: He chews on every writing utensil he gets his grubby little hands on. Zelda won't let him borrow her nice pens. Sometimes he's not paying attention and just puts the ink side directly in his mouth.

Mask: Also his overalls lol. Notable tidbit: When he's upset he just goes and sits with the cows. They lick his hair. Malon will be like where's fairy boy run off to??? Oh gods he's sitting with the cows again. What happened now.

Loft: I like to draw his nose!! Notable tidbit: Absolutely no fear of heights whatsoever. Actually since he really misses flying, he will willingly launch himself off just about any high place just to float around w the sailcloth. The confidence with which he abruptly walks off ledges is terrifying for every other link except like. Slate lol.

War: His corset lol. Notable tidbit: He comes across as incredibly confident in social situations, but he actually finds them exhausting. Also he's like, kind of a fake bitch lol. He will be so polite to your face and meanwhile he is exploding you with his mind.

Mirror: I really like his tunic w the big sleeves. Notable tidbit: As opposed to War, Mirror actually thrives in social situations, and he's surprisingly to-the-point and honest. He really likes to make people laugh, which is the purpose of half his dramatics.

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

not tagging this because i'm not trying to be mean on main or anything but

i'm so glad The Bear wasn't one of those 'let me be obsessed with this for the next 1.5 months' type shows for me because GOD i've been to the tag once and these people are all insufferable

[lady-corrine]

"Through looking at Princess Rhaenyra and her historical counterpart Empress Matilda, I will argue that both these female characters are seen as having similar ambitions, weaknesses and characteristics as the men in their societies, however, because they are women these traits are represented as being undesirable.

Alicent’s ‘Green Council’ uses Rhaenyra’s gender as being the fundamental reason that she should not be Queen. The council notes how a trueborn son should always take precedence over a daughter. Further, Ser Otto states that Prince Daemon, as the husband of Rhaenyra will have the ultimate authority suggesting that, “we all know that one’s nature. Make no mistake, should Rhaenyra ever sit the Iron Throne, it will be Daemon who rules us, a king consort as cruel and unforgiving as Maegor ever was.” The way that the council is depicting Rhaenyra’s renders her incompetent due to her gender, suggesting that if she becomes Queen, she will be unable to make sound decisions and will be under the control of her husband. Although we see that is untrue throughout the rest of Princess and the Queen and her biography in A World in Ice and Fire, Alicent, Ser Otto and their council ultimately succeed in providing Aegon the support he needs.

[...]

Rhaenyra, though technically the rightful heir to the throne, is ostracized due to her gender and ultimately has few advantages in the war. It is noted in The Princess and the Queen that:

"Some older lords might yet recall the oaths they had swarn when she was made Princess of Dragonstone and named her father’s heir. There had been a time when she had been well loved by highborn and commons alike, when they had cheered her as the Realm’s Delight. Many a young lord and noble knight had sought her favor then…though how many would still fight for her now that she was a woman wed, her body aged and thickened by six childbirths, was a question that none could answer."

Through painting Princess Rhaenyra in this way, it can be seen as an attempt to appeal to the inherently patriarchal social structure they are situated in. Rhaenyra, despite a valiant effort, ultimately fails to access the power and agency she set forth to attain because it is suggested that this world of politics and level of power is ultimately a man’s domain. What is interesting however, is that Alicent succeeds in her effort to crown Aegon as king. As Valerie Estelle Frankie notes, Alicent “operates behind the scenes” and manipulates those around her into seeing Rhaenyra as the villain as she continuously degrades her as a “whore,” ��bitch” and other derogatory terms. Alicent’s efforts can, in many ways be seen as more successful than Rhaenyra’s because rather than trying to usurp a male-sphere, she manipulates her way within it and through such, is able to find agency without disrupting social order.

Princess Rhaenyra has been referenced as directly paralleling the 12th century Empress Matilda. Matilda, much like Rhaenyra faced the problem of being a woman seek political agency in an inherently misogynistic society. [...] Like Rhaenyra who was in labour in Dragonstone when Aegon captured the throne, Matilda was in Anjou ‘pregnant and ill’ when her father suddenly died.

[...]

However, since gender renders women unequal, they are seen as significantly more problematic when trying to access power since they are essentially problematizing gender expectations. Matilda, performing as an ‘alternate monarch’ to many of her followers, was criticized by her contemporaries for subverting such gender structures. Frankel notes that, “As Matilda displayed to her subjects her ability to be as ruthless and forceful as her father… [Matilda’s contemporaries” could accept imperious behaviour from a king, but not from a woman, even one taking a king’s role.” Matilda, ultimately wanted to be a king, a position that was previously occupied by men, but as Frankel notes, England was “not ready for a reigning queen.” Therefore, her behaviours. though accepted when performed by a man, are rendered as being “insufferable”. Rhaenyra, similarily gets relegated to being insufferable and as it notes in the text,

“The girl that they once cheered as the Realm’s Delight had grown into a grasping and vindictive woman, men said, a queen as cruel as any king before her. One wit banned Rhaenyra “King Maegor with teats.”

Demonstrating how society has rendered her more monstrous as she has attempted to gain ‘male’ power.

What makes Rhaenyra such an interesting character is how her character is entirely a reflection of the cultural context she is situated in. Like Matilda, she has been given the duty to rule a Kingdom in a society that inherently discourages women to have any kind of personal or social agency. As a result, these women are forced to subvert gender roles and be relegated as cruel, evil and monstrous in their attempts to find agency."

Robin Daprato - Feminism and Misogyny in George R.R. Martin’s ‘The Princess and the Queen, or, The Blacks and the Greens’

[doctor-badadvice]

They don't make shows like they used to. Remember when Shredder was a professional furry maker? Or Krang, probably the funniest alien ever. Or even Irma from Channel 6 who was willing to shag a comedically offensive Italian stereotype, a robocop and master Splinter, in this order, in just a handful of episodes!

Well, I didn't. I haven't watched ‘87 TMNT in like, two decades on a tv channel that doesn't even exist anymore. This has been one hell of a ride and I'm only at season 3.

So for the longest time Baxter in my mind was just some guy who got turned into a fly for reasons. I didn't even know he was white or basically Gollum. He seriously had a slimy vibe before starring in The Fly and I had no idea.

But 2003 Baxter Stockman is simply on another level. He's smart, greedy and so damn full of himself. He’s also incredibly dramatic! Half the show’s budget would have gone into animating him doing dramatic poses if he didn’t get dismembered.

And it’s no surprise this is the same man who took time to program the mousers to wag their tails. He's great and deserves a Nobel prize (just so he'll stop putting himself in situations for five minutes).

But that’s just scraping the surface and this is a good time to poke @teenagemutantninjatrauma as requested.

(insert the Charlie Day meme I still haven’t had time to draw)

As I was saying, I feel like Baxter deserves more recognition. He's a regular human in a world with mutant turtles, superpowered secret agents and alien war criminals and man, he doesn't give a single fuck about any of it.

He also doesn't have many limbs left but does he have any regrets? Does he ever stop running his mouth? Hell no. Shredder isn’t safe from his snarky remarks—

Shredder isn’t safe. One of my favorite moments from the early seasons is when Baxter crashes the epic showdown between Shredder and the turtles with a mecha he apparently whipped up in an afternoon (like the girlboss he is) and they go

Leo: What do we have to do to stop this guy?

Shredder: I have asked myself that question many times

And no amount of torture made him less of a vengeful bitch. Baxter attacked Shredder again after that until one of his betrayal plots finally worked and he ran off to have fun with the EPF like

These two are truly something.

It’s funny to go back to the early episodes to see Baxter go “Giant mutant turtles? Time for a dissection >:)”. It’s like these two were made to work together from the start.

Again, I’ve said before that the only reason Bishop doesn’t have to fear as much is that he’s somehow a far better employer than you’d expect. Baxter is looking for a way to make himself a new viable body, not a mecha since I’m sure dealing with sensory deprivation for so long must be awful. But much to Bishop’s dismay, I’m sure, not even he is safe. And if you think about it, Stockman (derogatory) is the one who gets the closest to murdering Bishop. Twice!

Yes, technically the first time it was an accident since the genetics lab blowing up wasn't planned. But he really went “Fuck it. I’m murdering the President today.” and it almost worked!

So really, it’s best to stay on Baxter’s good side. He can’t fight but he will find a way to kill you if he hates you enough.

[tarrarre]

These are my baseline standards for a hypothetical boyfriend, in no particular order. However, noncompliance to any of the items on this list do not necessarily hold the same level of intolerance for me, but failure to adhere to one or more of these would be a dealbreaker regardless:

Must spend majority of free time consuming educational content, such as books, educational videos, and documentaries

Must be employed. Intolerance for certain areas of work will be decided at a later date by me

NOT a holder of any of the following degrees: Business, Economics, Computer Science, Film Studies

No more than 3 hours of video games per week, absolutely NO co-op games, single player only

Allows me to go through his phone whenever I like

Does AT LEAST 50 per cent of household chores if cohabiting. The only time I will not expect this of him will be if he becomes very ill at some point

No excessive interest in ANY 20th century military history

No excessive interest in ANY weapons of war. Includes tanks, firearms, explosives, Et cetera

Does not raise his voice at me, EVER

Zero tolerance for pornography use, this includes content intended to be "erotic" where the woman is semi-nude or fully clothed

Zero tolerance for the use of misogynistic derogatory terms (even in "jest"), including but not limited to: bitch, cunt, whore, slut

Must have hobbies that do not involve the use of a computer

Not squeamish on matters related to the outdoors (dirt, insects, animal remains, etc.)

Must know how to cook to at least a moderately good standard

Zero tolerance for weaponised incompetence, including but not limited to household chores

No social media. I may make an exception for Reddit if he posts very infrequently and ONLY on niche hobby subreddits

No consuming YouTube "content farm" channels, including but not limited to: Popular gaming channels and react channels

Low or no sex drive

[ask-but-beware-the-consequences]

It is pride month, I had to miss both occasions of the pride event because of university, so I'm going to vent all my anger out here about the country I live in.

We're standing before the (minister) votes' results, and we see who won the election, but I am already on edge, crying vomiting (derogatory), because i just know it would be too good to be true that our current bitch president will be switched off. The president who made laws against the entirity of pride event (2016), against every lgbtq+ person (2020 in JUNE), and new laws against trans people (2024), including surgeries. The president who is advertising himself in fucking chineese outside of China, just to get more votes idk how or how is that legal.

I love my country, I love my people, my heritage, the familiar places and its biological surroundings, but I can't and don't want to live in a closed world where all that has haunted and damaged me in my childhood is coming back to me. I don't want to hear people go back to: "men are right, women are wrong", at gender options: "men, women, and women with extra steps (the option for not wanting to mention or they/them or etc)".

A person shouldn't experience feeling both demasculinezed for being gay and for "looking like a girl" (bc long hair) while being repulsed because the society around you associates women with their reproductive organs, which is the biggest bs I've heard.

We need the soul of rock 'n' roll back and being a punk, a hippie with what they've stood for.

We need trans rights, trans surgeries NOT ONLY for the trans people (like nullification surgeries), but for strengthening the aspects of acceptance of people in general; to weaken the toxic "masculinity rules"; for asexuals, and for all of those who are repulsed by: -having a gender -having reproductive organs without wanting to use them for reproduction -the idea of being r*ped in war (literally next door countrywise) and so on

And what is wrong with people, taking away their rights in general? Like, yeah I'm used to the logic of "we don't have 'problematic people' on paper officially, since we don't give that as an option". But this? New move? Of just ganging up on literal people? For being individuals? For being different? Do the other people not see that they are still literally under the same, only one species' in this world, that can talk? That they are still human? The nerve, the disrespect. I have a better idea, how about we gang up on people legally, based on their actual crimes like idk, robbing a whole fucking UNION.

But I digress. Aside the section of the lgbtq+ community.

We need feminism too for allowing men to be human without feeling less of a man, for not ridiculing women. (Because, you think women are defenseless? Come to the fucking military bro they can kill you with or without a weapon.) I am so angered because I will not go back to that past bullshit view without a damn fight. I might be a gay asexual, but I am an adult, I've lead battles for rights before, I will lead one again if I have to. You just watch me medieval sword larp this shit because I am anything but a "sissy", contrary to popular belief.

[viktoriakomova]

Sports Fandom is indeed childish behavior (not derogatory) bc imagine a world where us petty bitches had nothing trivial to funnel this particular energy into…. imagine the world wars girl

[slythereen]

i see ferrari’s social media strategy is the same as their race strategy (banking on charles’ extreme talent and prettiness to carry the day and then ignoring it when the plan does not work)

[david-goldrock]

Charbu Darbu

Let's start with explaining the arabic in this song:

Charbu Darbu: an Israeli mis-saying of the arabic Charb WaDarb: meaning War and path, or more figuratively, a strong strike

Kalb: meaning dog, a curse

Kul Kalb Biji Yomo: every dog has its day, meaning everyone will get what they deserve (negative)

Kachbot: bitches

Wallah: And Allah, used as I swear to God

Abu Ali: the father of Ali, meaning one who tries to deter by making a frightening impression that is not real

Katla: Lynch

Rabak: your god, used as in ecstasy, extreme readiness

Abu Baklawa: The father of a baklava, a dimminishing derogatory name for an arab commander (sometimes, the hamas commander responsible for the sharing of Baklavas when jews are murdered)

Now Military language:

Golani, Nachal, Shirion, Giv'ati, Handasa, Isuf, Kfir, Totchanim, Tzanchanim, Duvdevan, Karakal, Bardelas, Magav - military divisions

Marking Xs on the weapon: an army habit of marking an X for every kill done with a weapon

Writing names on the shells: an army habit of writing names, jokes, or curses on outgoing shells

The Gaza envelope: the Israeli cities and kibbutzim near Gaza

Jewish info:

Amalek: One of the worst opponents of the jewish people, known for attacking the elderly, the weak, the children, the bodies that remain after battle etc., with a commandment to erase their decedents

Now for the translation:

One, two, shoot! One, two, shoot! Two, shoot! One, two yeah... Attention Listen Stilla I'm not kidding with you yeah, yay, ey, yeah

A bunch of fucker rats coming out of the tunnel (tunnel : Mechila) Doing an Abu Ali, you idiots, Wallah (my) word there will be no forgiveness (forgiveness : Mechila) Who do you think you are that you come here and shout Palestine for free (as in free of charge)? *spits* You decedents of Amalek! hop - sabotage!

Left, right, left, how the country as a whole is on (army) uniforms from the Galilee to Eylat (the entire length of the country) (Male) warriors (Female) warriors, Duvdevan and Magav, Karakal, Bardelas We have brought the entire army upon you and I swear there will be no forgiveness *spits* You decedents of Amalek! All the units ready? Attention!

Golani (One, two, shoot!) People from the Nachal (One, two, shoot!) Shirion (One, two, shoot!) Where's Giv'ati? (One, two, shoot!) Navy, Air Force (Attention!) Totchanim, Tzanchanim (Attention!) All units in the IDF are in the mood for a Charbu Darbu on your head (Pow, pow, pow!)

Golani (One, two, shoot!) People from the Nachal (One, two, shoot!) Shirion (One, two, shoot!) Where's Giv'ati? (One, two, shoot!) All the units in the air (Attention!) Handasa Isuf and Kfir (Attention!) All the IDF units are coming for a Charbu Darbu on their heads wai wai

Prepare the ass because it's the air force Feeling the vibration all the way to Tel Aviv All the girls are giving the soldiers looks And the guy from the news (Dani Kushmaro- a beautiful news anchor) suddenly looks gorgeous to me They are shouting at me Palestine (for) free But for some reason it sounds like a holiday sale Half a minute and the whole country is on (army) uniforms In the reserves, in the draft, everyone (One, two, shoot!)

For mom and dad! All of my fellas are on the front One for grandma and grandpa! Writing names on the shells For the kid in the Gaza envelope Upper Galilee and the center also Everyone's ready for a Katla, Rabak, Rabak All the units ready?

Golani (One, two, shoot!) People from the Nachal (One, two, shoot!) Shirion (One, two, shoot!) Where's Giv'ati? (One, two, shoot!) Navy, Air Force (Attention!) Totchanim, Tzanchanim (Attention!) All units in the IDF are in the mood for a Charbu Darbu on your head (Pow, pow, pow!)

Golani (One, two, shoot!) People from the Nachal (One, two, shoot!) Shirion (One, two, shoot!) Where's Giv'ati? (One, two, shoot!) All the units in the air (Attention!) Handasa Isuf and Kfir (Attention!) All the IDF units are coming for a Charbu Darbu on their heads wai wai

Another X on the weapon For Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Wait till we drop a rain on you, Kachbot Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Everyone who planned, everyone who supported, everyone who committed, everyone who murdered Kul Kalb Biji Yomo You got into trouble Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Did you hear? Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Nasrallah Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Muhamad Deif Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Haniya Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Abu Bakalwa Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Mecha-Bella Chadid (Mechabela sounds like hebrew for female terrorist- mechabelet) Dua lipa Mia Kalifa Kul Kalb Biji Yomo All the IDF units are coming for a Charbu Darbu on their heads wai wai

[jedi-enthusiast]

My Random Bullshit MasterPost

Note: Not to be confused with the "My Star Wars Fic MasterPost" or "My Other Fic MasterPost," which are actual links to my fics, or any other MasterPost---this MasterPost is just about all of my random bullshit, hence the title

Shitposting:

Part One - Codywan

Part Two - Cody in a Kama

Part Three - Oh Yeah, I had Cancer

Part Four - Cody's Trust Issues

Part Five - Obi-Wan's Slut™️ Hair

Part Six - Grim About to Rock Palpatine's Shit

Part Seven - My Idiots <3

Part Eight - My Idiots Pt. 2 <3

Part Nine - Me: Screaming, Crying, Throwing Up

Part Ten - My OCs Love Their General

Part Eleven - My Angry Rant About 'The Devil Below'

Part Twelve - The Dilemma of Wanting to Ramble

Part Thirteen - Cody Bitching About Anakin

Part Fourteen - Baby Obi-Wan Being the Anti-Christ

Part Fifteen - Dooku is Old as Shit

Part Sixteen - Dooku Talking Like Yoda

Part Seventeen - Damn I Want to Fuck the Jedi Council

Part Eighteen - Ponds is Suffering

Part Nineteen - My Giant Ass List of OCs

Part Twenty - I Never Shut the Fuck Up

Part Twenty One - Stanakins (derogatory)

Part Twenty Two - MACE WINDU MY BELOVED Pt. 1

Part Twenty Three - MACE WINDU MY BELOVED Pt. 2

Part Twenty Four - @frostbitebakery I STILL LOVE YOU FOR THIS

Part Twenty Five - 'we're burned for better' shitpost

Part Twenty Six - Killing my Darlings

Part Twenty Seven - The Force v. Obi-Wan

Part Twenty Eight - Laughing at my Own Tags

Part Twenty Nine - My Idiots <3 Pt. 3

Part Thirty - GET HIS ASS

Part Thirty One - Clones Are Hot

Part Thirty Two - I love the Jedi <3

Part Thirty Three - CAN YOU NOT FUCKING READ???

Part Thirty Four - Dumbass Anti-Jedi Morons

Part Thirty Five - Second Thoughts (oops)

Part Thirty Six - Girl Help

Part Thirty Seven - Miscommunication Pt. 1

Part Thirty Eight - Mandos (derogatory)

Part Thirty Nine - MY BABY <333

Part Forty - 🔫

Part Forty One - Hyperfixations Baybeeeeee

Part Forty Two - Temple Guard my Beloved <3

Part Forty Three - MACE WINDU MY BELOVED Pt. 3

Part Forty Four - MACE WINDU MY BELOVED Pt. 4

Part Forty Five - Jedi Culture Thoughts

Part Forty Six - Jedi Culture Meme

Part Forty Seven - BCC Meme

Part Forty Eight - My Brain Hates Me

Part Forty Nine - Obi-Wan's Parents Biting the Curb

Part Fifty - Miscommunication Pt. 2

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Excerpts of The Great War:

Part One - Scrapped Part of BCC

Part Two - Codywan Feels

Part Three - Last Line Challenge Pt. 1

Part Four - Last Line Challenge Pt. 2

Part Five - A Snippet of Chapter 4 (BCC)

Part Six - A Snippet of Chapter 5 (BCC)

Part Seven - THIS LINE KILLS ME

Part Eight - Last Line Challenge Pt. 3

Part Nine - Depressing Bullshit™️ (MITPTT)

Part Ten - Last Line Challenge Pt. 4

Part Eleven - Last Line Challenge Pt. 5

Part Twelve - Last Line Challenge Pt. 6

Part Thirteen - WIP Chain

Part Fourteen - WIP Wednesday

Part Fifteen - Last Line Challenge Pt. 7

Part Sixteen - Last Line Challenge Pt. 8

Part Seventeen - Last Line Challenge Pt. 9

Part Eighteen - Last Line Challenge Pt. 10

Part Nineteen - Last Line Challenge Pt. 11

Part Twenty - Future Snippet Pt. 1

Part Twenty One - Future Snippet Pt. 2

Part Twenty Two - Last Line Challenge Pt. 12

Part Twenty Three - Last Line Challenge Pt. 13

Part Twenty Four - Future Snippet Pt. 3

Part Twenty Five - Future Snippet Pt. 4

Part Twenty Five - Future Snippet Pt. 5

Part Twenty Six - Future Snippet Pt. 5 (Expanded Info)

Part Twenty Seven - Gooey-Wan Snippet

Part Twenty Eight - Ahsoka Show Spite Fic

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Ask Games:

Part One - Fanfic Ask Game Pt. 1

Part Two - Fanfic Ask Game Pt. 2

Part Three - Another Fic Ask Game Pt. 1

Part Four - Another Fic Ask Game Pt. 2

Part Five - Choose Violence Ask Game Pt. 1

Part Six - Choose Violence Ask Game Pt. 2

Part Seven - Choose Violence Ask Game Pt. 3

Part Eleven - Choose Violence Ask Game Pt. 4

Part Twelve - Choose Violence Ask Game Pt. 5

Part Thirteen - Choose Violence Ask Game Pt. 6

Part Fourteen - Yet Another Fic Ask Game Pt. 1

Part Fifteen - A Completely Different Fic Ask Game Pt. 1

Part Sixteen - Another Choose Violence Ask Game Pt. 1

Part Seventeen - Another Choose Violence Ask Game Pt. 2

Part Eighteen - Another Choose Violence Ask Game Pt. 3

Part Nineteen - WIP Ask Game Pt. 1

Part Twenty - WIP Ask Game Pt. 2

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My Recommendations:

Part One - Shoulder the Sky

Part Two - My [Completed] Codywan Fic Masterlist

Part Three - My [Ongoing] Codywan Fic Masterlist

[thedawningofthehour]

Ok, I just swallowed like, 5 hours of video explaining the whole fallout story and now that I know more or less what's going on, I can say that I really want a Fallout Rottmnt.

The Idea of Donnie creating his own brotherhood of steel is so cool, he would probably name it something like, the order of atomic lass or something, and all the armors would have phosphorescent lights and speakers included,

I just pictured Donnie downloading Shelldom into the enclave computer and pretending to be the president.

If Leo joins a cult it will only be to get high on dangerous substances and participate in orgies, if he realizes that the children of the atom don't do that he will skidaddle.

Mikey is dedicated to domesticate wild mutant beasts in order to create delicious dishes.

And Raph, he's just chilling out helping local farmers, occasionally wrestling supermutants.

While Draxum is out there in his mutant faction negotiating a truce with the NCR that he will definitely break later until one day he just:

Draxum: I haven't seen the guys in a while, where are they?

Splinter: oh, they left to explore the wasteland about... Three months ago?

Draxum: THEY WHAT!!!

Geeze, you have a better attention span than me. I'm guessing a lot of that was a rundown on the events leading up to the Great War, and then obviously the events of each game and the different factions at play. That's a lot of summarizing you sat through.

A quick note for other people on the Brotherhood of Steel: their entire thing is preserving and controlling advanced technology, with some factions evolving to start developing it on their own. Their core dogma is that humanity can't be trusted with the means to destroy itself. Which...considering this is a universe where humanity literally did nuke itself to the brink of extinction, you can't really say they're wrong. They are also very cultish. Which Donnie would probably consider more of a bonus, honestly. Donnie can't join them unfortunately because they are racists. Their relationship with mutants and ghouls differ based on the chapter-the Mojave chapter is neutral towards the mostly peaceful Black Mountain super mutants until Tabitha takes over, and the East Coast chapters recruit from 'impure' wastelanders who all have minor mutations-but overall, they are very fucking racist and blood purity is a huge tenet of their beliefs. (I know there are mutant and ghoul members in Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel, but that's...we don't talk about that game. It's not canon and we generally pretend it didn't happen) The East Coast chapters probably wouldn't shoot Donnie on sight, but they would never accept his help nor acknowledge his brilliance, no matter how hard it smacks them in the face.

But oh my god, Donnie would pimp out power armor like a crazy man. He'd have such a fucking blast too, like it stops being about armor at some point and just starts being Pimp My Ride: Tin Can Edition. I could see him joining up with the Atom Cats to bitch about what pricks the Brotherhood are and doing the funkiest paint jobs.

They'd 100% accept Donnie immediately and invite him to their poetry night.

Also, lol Donnie getting access to the ZAX computer at Raven Rock and only using it to insert Shelldon into the mainframe.

I imagine he doesn't even delete Eden, he just lets him go on as normal and just occasionally interspersing his radio broadcasts with twenty-second clips of Shelldon doing a really derogatory impersonation. And occasionally subbing in heavy metal music.

I mean, maybe the Children of Atom do that? Not the original sect, they're pretty benign, but the guys running around shooting gamma guns at people and praying over nuclear dumping grounds? They imprisoned a Glowing One in a lighthouse and started worshipping it, those guys must be on some stuff. Or the guys living in the Crater, they could totally be having orgies where you don't see them. Then again, they do all have radiation poisoning. I feel like your skin sloughing off kills the mood.

I could see Leo joining to cross 'join a cult' off his bucket list, thinking it's just some kooky outfits and maybe he'll get to speak in tongues or whatever and it'll be a fun story to lord over Donnie later. The Children would probably think he's divine or something since he's immune to radiation and has such a powerful mutation. Which would stroke his ego so much.

But then people are drinking ghoul piss and irradiating themselves to the point of shitting out their bowels and he decides to nope out. Shit's too weird even for him. The question is whether the Children would let him leave.

Mikey is doing the same thing he is in Todd's mutant town, just playing Fallout 4 Settlement Builder and making the cutest little homesteads.

Raph would be mistaken for a super mutant a lot. And it would drive him crazy because under normal circumstances he would really like to be friends with some super mutants, but they're all so mean! Why are they all cannibals?! Yes, he likes to smash, but not so lethally!!

They do like dogs though, which Raph appreciates. He would absolutely adopt a mutant hound. (not a centaur though; those freak him out) And they're communists, though I feel like Raph is more of a capitalist-apologist. He's got the spirit, he's just ill-informed.