#ישר

[david-goldrock]

They don't wanna punch a nazi because they hate nazis, they wanna punch a nazi because they like to punch, and need a reason why the jew here deserves the punch, so they call them a nazi

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I mean, you can't not learn hebrew cursive. you will just not understand anything

Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

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Today is a special date, it happens only once every 19 years: Hannukah and Christmas begin on the same day

The anniversary day of the reinauguration of the temple in the 25th of Kislev גתשמ"ד, and the anniversary day for the birth of Reb Yeshu?a bar Yosef, the Christian Messiah, 25th of December 1 AD.

I wish all my Christian friends a very merry Christmas, and to all my Jewish friend a most joyous Hannukah.

[david-goldrock]

guacamole - it's pretty good with Latin-American dishes, but nothing to write home about

olives - can be very good, can be VERY bad, beware

mango - the best summer fruit. Fight me

hummus - works with basically anything, a magic condiment, I fucking love it.

tomatoes - only tolerable salad vegetable, cherry tomatoes are awesome

cannolis - taste of Hanukkah at my late grandpa's house. Bloody amazing, fucking comfort food

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

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When you see an "antizionist jew" remember what you are looking at

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All of jumblr for the last few hours

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How in the world the most known jewish holiday is Hannukah, which is about THE REESTABLISHMENT OF ISRAEL AFTER THE DIASPORAH, and still the goyim don't understand zionism is a jewish value

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It only gets DUMBERRRR

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You must 🥺🥺🥺 listen to our pleas 🙏🙏🙏

The genocide 😱😱 happening in Gaza 🍉🇵🇸 is absolutely awful! 😔

My 3 kids, named <stereotypical Muslim name>, <stereotypical Muslim name>, and <stereotypical Muslim name> have nothing left to look forward to in their lives. We have no food 🍽️❌ and not water 💧❌

I was vetted by <insert some random account you’ve never heard of before in your life, but they would absolutely NEEEVER help contribute to a scam>. Please, have some charity 😭😭😭

Reblog our pinned post and share our GoFundMe. We are absolutely not lying, I swear 😔🇵🇸

I swear to the lord allmighty, I was THIS close to autodeleting this ask. You replicated the style PERFECTLY

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also, please, try to find the law in the Torah that is against transgender people?

the only laws against LGBTQ I can find are the law against male-to-male intercourse and crossdressing (either way)

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In 10 years time, long after this is all over, when they are older and wiser, will they have the minimal decency to apologize?

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Very rarely does it happen that I listen to a song while in a mood, and can't convince myself they are about something

I managed to convince myself that Noa Kirel's "Unicorn" is about the Israeli-Palestine conflict

A lot of people don't realize this but songs are about what I want them to be about