#ישר

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This is the most insane procrastination I've ever heard of

Good luck

“Make ahead dishes for Passover…” I am not kashering my kitchen until the night before the first Seder and not a minute before that.

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Today is a special date, it happens only once every 19 years: Hannukah and Christmas begin on the same day

The anniversary day of the reinauguration of the temple in the 25th of Kislev גתשמ"ד, and the anniversary day for the birth of Reb Yeshu?a bar Yosef, the Christian Messiah, 25th of December 1 AD.

I wish all my Christian friends a very merry Christmas, and to all my Jewish friend a most joyous Hannukah.

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When you see an "antizionist jew" remember what you are looking at

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All of jumblr for the last few hours

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guacamole - it's pretty good with Latin-American dishes, but nothing to write home about

olives - can be very good, can be VERY bad, beware

mango - the best summer fruit. Fight me

hummus - works with basically anything, a magic condiment, I fucking love it.

tomatoes - only tolerable salad vegetable, cherry tomatoes are awesome

cannolis - taste of Hanukkah at my late grandpa's house. Bloody amazing, fucking comfort food

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

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How in the world the most known jewish holiday is Hannukah, which is about THE REESTABLISHMENT OF ISRAEL AFTER THE DIASPORAH, and still the goyim don't understand zionism is a jewish value

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It only gets DUMBERRRR

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No jews, no news

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You must 🥺🥺🥺 listen to our pleas 🙏🙏🙏

The genocide 😱😱 happening in Gaza 🍉🇵🇸 is absolutely awful! 😔

My 3 kids, named <stereotypical Muslim name>, <stereotypical Muslim name>, and <stereotypical Muslim name> have nothing left to look forward to in their lives. We have no food 🍽️❌ and not water 💧❌

I was vetted by <insert some random account you’ve never heard of before in your life, but they would absolutely NEEEVER help contribute to a scam>. Please, have some charity 😭😭😭

Reblog our pinned post and share our GoFundMe. We are absolutely not lying, I swear 😔🇵🇸

I swear to the lord allmighty, I was THIS close to autodeleting this ask. You replicated the style PERFECTLY

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also, please, try to find the law in the Torah that is against transgender people?

the only laws against LGBTQ I can find are the law against male-to-male intercourse and crossdressing (either way)

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In 10 years time, long after this is all over, when they are older and wiser, will they have the minimal decency to apologize?

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