#ישר

[david-goldrock]

Wow this is so real

Reminder that “The Ghost and Molly McGee” episode “Festival of Lights” has quite possibly the best Hanukkah representation I’ve seen in animation.

[david-goldrock]

A word the Americans need to know about:

Stalbet.

It's from an Arabic origin, but it isn't clear which word, and we changed the meaning so who cares

Stalbet is "the pleasure of doing nothing or doing things slowly, stress free"

[david-goldrock]

The dilemma:

Put your alarms on "siren" mode and be scared of the motorcycles

Or put your alarm on "code red" mode, and be scared of very assertive women

[david-goldrock]

יואו שמע ישראל איך בא לי חמיןןןןןן😭😭😭😭😭

[david-goldrock]

I mean, you can't not learn hebrew cursive. you will just not understand anything

Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

[david-goldrock]

American pronunciation:

MAzal tov!

Israeli pronunciation:

maZAL TOV!

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When you see an "antizionist jew" remember what you are looking at

[david-goldrock]

guacamole - it's pretty good with Latin-American dishes, but nothing to write home about

olives - can be very good, can be VERY bad, beware

mango - the best summer fruit. Fight me

hummus - works with basically anything, a magic condiment, I fucking love it.

tomatoes - only tolerable salad vegetable, cherry tomatoes are awesome

cannolis - taste of Hanukkah at my late grandpa's house. Bloody amazing, fucking comfort food

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

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All of jumblr for the last few hours

[david-goldrock]

How in the world the most known jewish holiday is Hannukah, which is about THE REESTABLISHMENT OF ISRAEL AFTER THE DIASPORAH, and still the goyim don't understand zionism is a jewish value

[david-goldrock]

It only gets DUMBERRRR

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In 10 years time, long after this is all over, when they are older and wiser, will they have the minimal decency to apologize?

[david-goldrock]

also, please, try to find the law in the Torah that is against transgender people?

the only laws against LGBTQ I can find are the law against male-to-male intercourse and crossdressing (either way)