#waitressing is like-

[5eraphim]

im a waitress nd  i had the most surreal experience cleaning the men’s bathroom closing today,

so im finishing up; yknow finished wiping down the counters, faucets nd handles on the urinals nd toilets. im about to leave and this guy comes in and hes giggling and asks me "oh are you here to help?" and im like ?????? what the fuck does that mean? does he want me to help him pee??? like milk the pee out of his dick like a cow's utters??? is he asking to pee on me??? im like no?? and hes still laughing to himself standing in front of the urinals like "ahahaha ok ill be a gentleman and wait for you to leave before i start" and i'm like- cool thanks! am i hauled ass out of there.

 i still have no idea what "have you come to help” could mean, but i do appreciate waiting for me to leave b4 he started pissing. like ok i get it, your facing the other way, im not gnna see your dick or anything but idk still weird :/

man i am paid 6 dollars an hour to be here, i am NOT paid enough to get pissed on by strangers

also so funny its negative 10 degrees out and everyone has to go to work up here, meanwhile i’m talking to my friend from Texas and he’s like, “yeah it’s 34 degrees out and everything is shut down here lol” ... you hate to see it.

[hajihiko]

💕

[aardvaark]

i love parker’s early grifts that are just like:

i am a waitress who is meant to be here :) i’m an fbi agent and the story im recounting is definitely about chasing a thief and not about *being* the thief :) i have had real live human friends before :) let me into your workplace

[charmac]

“Who do girls want to have sex with?”

[poppy5991]

I’ve just realized 😂 that typically Hawks keeps his wings fairly relaxed when not using them

But then in a bunch of panels where he’s in front of Enji…

He’s preening by showing off his wings. Take this how you will lolol 😆

[chrliekclly]

didnt realize it was lesbian visibility week my offering is sm shitty deetress doodles i hope u wlw hav had a gr8 one

[darrys-laundry]

theatre etiquette is at an all time low, y’all cannot be singing and shouting things at actors. period.

they’re doing their jobs, and i did not pay the ticket price to listen to you.

[crystaltreebee]

If I had a nickel for every time Jeremy Jordan showed up in random media I’d have-

so many nickels. Someone needs to stop this man. Please.

[bakudekublogblog]

talking to normal people about mha is always so enlightening because someone told me they didn't like season six and i was like???? THE BIBLE??????? YOU DONT LIKE THE BIBLE??? BAKUGOU KATSUKI RISING?? THE APOLOGY??? THE CHASING AFTER HIM TO FIGHT SHIGARAKI, THE REVEAL KATSUKI HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT IZUKU, IZUKU'S FERAL RAGE WHEN KATSUKI IS STABBED, KATSUKI BEING THE ONE TO FIND IZUKU AND THEN THE ONE TO BRING HIM HOME??? YOU DONT ENJOY THE SACRED TEXTS?? and then i'm like oh right not everyone is a fujoshi high on that sweet, sweet bkdk yaoi

[ohhcinnybuns]

Dazai is such a gremlin, fr

Must be recalling his anthology twin

He’s so real though. Chuuya is hella pretty.

[hajihiko]

the way you draw ibuki somehow made me realize that she would be So Cute as a roller derby girl. absolutely love her in your style!

Very true

[sosphyr]

close ups of the funny little guys:

[charmac]

Mac McDonald - "Gay"

[chrliekclly]

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

To a Stranger: Prologue & 1-5

This comic is based on a true story--about how a lonely waitress by day and artist by night crosses paths with the man who stood up for her when they were children.

This comic does not have a set update schedule. I will draw pages as time allows. Please enjoy!

[abueloier]

twitter is good sometimes