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5eraphim · 2 years ago

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im a waitress nd i had the most surreal experience cleaning the men’s bathroom closing today,

so im finishing up; yknow finished wiping down the counters, faucets nd handles on the urinals nd toilets. im about to leave and this guy comes in and hes giggling and asks me "oh are you here to help?" and im like ?????? what the fuck does that mean? does he want me to help him pee??? like milk the pee out of his dick like a cow's utters??? is he asking to pee on me??? im like no?? and hes still laughing to himself standing in front of the urinals like "ahahaha ok ill be a gentleman and wait for you to leave before i start" and i'm like- cool thanks! am i hauled ass out of there.

i still have no idea what "have you come to help” could mean, but i do appreciate waiting for me to leave b4 he started pissing. like ok i get it, your facing the other way, im not gnna see your dick or anything but idk still weird :/

man i am paid 6 dollars an hour to be here, i am NOT paid enough to get pissed on by strangers

also so funny its negative 10 degrees out and everyone has to go to work up here, meanwhile i’m talking to my friend from Texas and he’s like, “yeah it’s 34 degrees out and everything is shut down here lol” ... you hate to see it.

#.txt #waitressing is like-#today you will meet the hottest person you've ever met #the most rude #and someone who will change your life forever in the span of like 30 minutes #sunday always brings such an odd crowd lol

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hajihiko · 5 months ago

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#ultimate imposter #Hajime hinata #Twohina #An art #Sdr2 #sdr2 nagito #danganronpa 2 #Okay long tag rant incoming #I got into a comment thread on ig because I was mouthing off. Dumb of me I know I keep doing this #And it woke up a nasty side in myself that I don't like. Not that I said anything undeserved #but I was getting a little too into the satisfaction of it. And if you let yourself gloat in being nasty #You're more likely to allow yourself that in other situations and imo you just shouldn't indulge yourself in that #At least I shouldn't. Its not about being self satisfied. Anyway. SUCH A TANGENT #I had a little self reflection moment when I woke up and decided to stop being angry at people in my head. Even shitty people are just peop #And idk maybe that makes sense to someone. If this comic is super nonsensical to you dwbi lol #Okay that's it. Tap mic. Thanks you. Tip your waitress.#twogami

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aardvaark · 5 months ago

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i love parker’s early grifts that are just like:

i am a waitress who is meant to be here :) i’m an fbi agent and the story im recounting is definitely about chasing a thief and not about *being* the thief :) i have had real live human friends before :) let me into your workplace

#leverageposting #leverage #parker leverage #and it works! like don’t forget she’s been doing short cons for a long time pre leverage!#she’s been a fake waitress or office worker or whatever many times #maybe ppl are like ‘huh that was a strange interaction’ but clearly not ‘shes lying and probably stealing from us’

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chrliekclly · 9 months ago

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didnt realize it was lesbian visibility week my offering is sm shitty deetress doodles i hope u wlw hav had a gr8 one

#iasip #always sunny #deetress #dee reynolds #waitress #fanart #mine #lov dee playing video games again n gets cursed but i want her to suck @ them like she did in charlie rules th world #th idea of th tech illiterate waitress being able to beat dee @ video games is just chefs kiss to me #dee nviting her ovr cuz she knows she can beat her nd jst wants to rage out bt then she loses lmao

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poppy5991 · 5 months ago

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I’ve just realized 😂 that typically Hawks keeps his wings fairly relaxed when not using them

But then in a bunch of panels where he’s in front of Enji…

He’s preening by showing off his wings. Take this how you will lolol 😆

#endhawks #sir tell me why you are extending your wings like that in this restaurant #you’re about to knock a waitress over

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charmac · 7 months ago

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“Who do girls want to have sex with?”

#iasip #charlie kelly #the waitress is getting married #franks pretty woman #ptsdee #his ideas of who women find attractive coming from like cartoons on network tv surely #there are probs other cases of this #but these were the ones on the top of my head #releasing this from my drafts telling myself i can always add on #ty tumblr #OC

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lonicera-caprifolium · 1 month ago

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"It was a pretty good bad idea, wasn't it though?"

(if you haven't seen Waitress, you should give it a chance!)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable muffins #waitress musical #pregnancy #the movie is also really really good #you should watch that one if you haven't to see Adrienne Shelly in her own creation #there's an extra version on bluesky #and on patreon but I drew this back in like August so

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bucksboobs · 2 months ago

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Honestly I would accept a third and final Miceli’s scene if it ends with Buck being very clear to whomever interrupts their date this time that he is on a date with his boyfriend because what both dates have in common is that Buck never mentions he’s on a date with Tommy and Tommy getting weirded out by that.

#bucktommy #bring in a hot waiter or waitress and have Buck say ‘actually my boyfriend would like��’

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bigcitymac · 14 days ago

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iasip posting

#dennis and dee take psych and then immediately try psychoanalyzing each other #and then as soon as one says something it's just like 'no u' and they uno reverse it #perk of sharing a womb and then an entire life afterward is that u also share 99.9% of ur trauma #all ur fucked up shit that u try to keep buried so obviously reflected by the person in front of you (your twin aka your mirror aka your -#- soul embodied as a separate being)#dee and dennis #charden #dee reynolds #dennis reynolds #charlie kelly #mac mcdonald #also #chardee #bc the waitress is referencing dee's 5'2'' bf (charlie)#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip posting

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darrys-laundry · 5 months ago

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theatre etiquette is at an all time low, y’all cannot be singing and shouting things at actors. period.

they’re doing their jobs, and i did not pay the ticket price to listen to you.

#just saw back to the future and…jesus christ #whatever was said after johnny b goode #it only got worse after that #and i heard about the thing that happened at the outsiders #we cannot be acting like this #or when shows blow up on tiktok and people show up to sing/film #i remember the waitress incident #this goes for all shows btw #i just know chicago is gonna have issues with we both reached for the gun blowing up the way it has #i was at a COMMUNITY THEATRE production of sweeney todd and the girls behind me were singing a little priest #but it was obvious they had only seen the johnny depp version bc they were thrown off by the other lyrics #broadway #musicals #theatre #back to the future musical #the outsiders musical #waitress musical #chicago musical #100

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sosphyr · 4 months ago

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close ups of the funny little guys:

#my art #digital art #genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #fischl #fischl genshin impact #bennett genshin impact #razor genshin impact #waitress! his pickle burger is also on fire #with bennetts luck he might just find out hes also allergic #razor is a bit confused but he did NOT like his food #i headcanon that benny is always sunburnt so i tried to make his face extra red #but everyone got washed out thanks to the lighting #forgive the in game background #one day i will learn

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starryluminary · 11 months ago

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You Matter To Me

Sara Bareilles (ft. Jason Mraz)

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◃◃ II ▹▹

Noah and Cody have a quick chat.

Cody really didn't expect to like Noah as much as he does. He also didn't expect Noah to make him this happy. That's why it hurts when he realizes Noah's better off without him. Without his baggage, without his adversity, without his mess. Man what a mess it is. He wouldn't blame Noah in the least if he thought it was too much to handle and left without looking back.

Fortunately, Cody matters too much to Noah to let him go so easily. Cody couldn't be more grateful. Maybe one day he'll learn to tell him.