#maybe ppl are like ‘huh that was a strange interaction’ but clearly not ‘shes lying and probably stealing from us’

[aardvaark]

i love parker’s early grifts that are just like:

i am a waitress who is meant to be here :) i’m an fbi agent and the story im recounting is definitely about chasing a thief and not about *being* the thief :) i have had real live human friends before :) let me into your workplace