#maybe ppl are like ‘huh that was a strange interaction’ but clearly not ‘shes lying and probably stealing from us’
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aardvaark · 4 months ago
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i love parker’s early grifts that are just like:
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i am a waitress who is meant to be here :) i’m an fbi agent and the story im recounting is definitely about chasing a thief and not about *being* the thief :) i have had real live human friends before :) let me into your workplace
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