#wails and cries

[transsexualhamlet]

can't stop thinking about the fact that peter lukas was the one to take michael and gertrude to sanikov land. can you imagine how depressing and lonely and confusing that journey must have been to michael. how much peter would have loved michael. how he would probably joke to gertrude that if he weren't taking michael to his doom he'd be tempted to take the kid as his own. the nights he must have spent wondering if there was anyone else on the boat at all and if Gertrude had left him far behind

[saturnaous]

this is how it feels going through the weekly roll tag for the fifth time today

[narzissenkreuz-ordo]

lays on the floor and starts crying i miss neuvi so fucking much i know he has no reason to come to natlan but please go on vacation to visit silvie and meet your new dragon son

[everythingispirates]

insane how jack canonically thought he was hallucinating the entire crew and a bunch of strangers showing up in the locker and was only slightly swayed by it once he saw elizabeth it's simultaneously both the funniest and most gut wrenching thing on earth

[anachronistic-falsehood]

god. ok.

[ghastlyfantasy]

every time someone says they like suie or his design my heart grows three sizes and I cry a lil.. ❤

[b00stlebugz]

fuckkkkkkk. i wanna make my hermitcraft pokemon au so baddd (inspired by tcg teehee) but i have exams coming up DD:

anyways gym leader cub, pyramid badge, pyramid w maze gym, elite 4 cub, cofagrigus ace, yanmask!!, runegreiss!!

DO YOU SEE MY VISION

ajkfdjfdjkfdksf

Thank you Mr.Vintage Beef for feeding into my pokemon obsession ToT and thank you Mr. Cub Fan for feeding me even more. Also cub pharaoh card *wailssss* cub's new video!!!

it's just too perfect. cub is the most ghost type gym leader of all time do u understand me???

[1980ssunflower]

[raccoonindabin]

I got tighnari on scaramouche's banner......

also i didnt get the new 4 star i just got gouru and yanfei..........

*inhales*

*WAILS*-

[As you can see, Racci's luck is amazing but entirely against them. Please stand-by.....again...I gotta take 'em to the cat's tail to calm them down]

[faggotwalkwithme]

its not meeeee

[littlesmartart]

Cole is an inside cat, and that means he takes it EXCEEDINGLY personally whenever he finds somewhere in the house that he's not allowed to go. he also Yearns for the washing machine.

[karda]

they are being so normal right now

[introspectivememories]

sorry but do you ever think about the fact that the bernard we have today is a direct amalgamation of everything that happened in his past and i know that sound like such an obvious statement to say but it actually kills me to know that you can draw a direct line from who he is today all the way back to that sixteen year old boy who watched his best friend bleed out. like it is the defining moment in his life. it fundamentally shaped who he is and the person he's become. he is the bernard we know and love not despite the grieves shooting but because of it. because the gangs all got together and shot up his school. because tim walked out of that room with nothing but a baseball bat. because his darla got shot. because he watched her gasp and cry as she died. because he watched the blood coagulate around the wound. because he sat there and held her hand as her life drained out of her. because he walked into school that day with a joke he knew would make her laugh and her nose would scrunch up and she'd snort a little and tim would roll his eyes at him and call him ridiculous and instead he walked out with a bloody white shirt, blood under his fingernails, and two friends less. because, even now, almost half a decade out from the shooting, he thinks that if he closes his eyes, he will always be that stupid, scared little sixteen year old, holding the cooling body of dead best friend.

[just-another-colin-kinnie]

HEDIDNT DESERVE THAT.

[izzystizzys]

Fox tags along on a smuggling bust one (1) time and subsequently wishes he’d never been decanted.

Well, he’s arrested the perp a lot more than just one time, actually, but that very first tackle into a chokehold and electrocuffs more than sufficed to turn the fates against him - the fates, and Cody, the insufferable twat. They’re not actually even batchmates, the lot of them, and going by numbers Fox was decanted long before them (long as in seconds or minutes, no one actually knows), but Seventeen put them all in a training room together and then stupid kriffing Kote looked him up and down, nodded, and hasn’t stopped calling him vod’ika since.

“Why is one of the Republic’s most wanted criminals asking to speak to you, vod’ika?”, Cody asks, without any preamble, almost making Fox cut the holocall on principle. He would, if General Kenobi wasn’t right there next to the little shit. “And why do I not like his tone?”

Fox has to resist the urge to close his eyes and scream, making do with a deep sigh instead. Force curse the day Cody decided to adopt-nap him, and Wolffe following suit immediately. “Weequay, shifty eyes, stupid fucking pirate bandana?”

Cody’s eyes narrow suspiciously, and Kenobi’s eyebrows raise simultaneously. It’s more than a little creepy.

Fox rolls his eyes so hard he sees stars. “Tell him he can go space himself, unless he wants me to do it for him. And then tell him that if he sends me fuzzy fucking socks again I might just hunt him down and do it anyways.”

Past the slide of the door, Thorn’s unmistakable cackle reaches Fox. And Cody, going by the narrowing of his eyes. “Don’t tell him that, ori’vod, he’s probably into that”, Thorn calls out, gleefully, and Force Fox really should’ve kept this to himself in the first place.

He would’ve, actually, but the constant stream of strange presents into Guard headquarters is hard to miss. It was Alderaanian chocolates, last week, which Fox pawned off on the Shinies. A box from a store with a blacked out label before that, which he launched out the window with burning ears before Thire could get a closer look at it.

“Actually”, Thorn continues, happily, “I don’t think it matters much if you do tell him anything - it’s not like the Commander has been the most graceful courtée, and that hasn’t done anything to discourage our favorite smuggler.”

“Marshall Commander”, Fox hisses, because he’s a pissy bitch, and then, because all professionalism has gone out the window anyways, “This is why Stone is my favourite.”

Thorn’s wounded gasp is lost over Kenobi’s thoughtful hum, and Cody’s patented I’m-going-to-do-something-incredibly-stupid-and-you-can’t-stop-me glare. “That would explain why we have Hondo Ohnaka accosting our troopers about your flavour preferences concerning fruit candies. But the one asking to speak to you is Cad Bane, Marshall Commander.”

The string of curses Fox lets out at that is loud enough to have Mauler stick his head in the com room to ask if everything is alright, and Thorn roll on the floor with howling laughter.

Force curse the day he ever slapped electrocuffs on Hondo Ohnaka, and double-curse the one he threw Cad Bane to the floor with a scissor leg takedown.

[surreal-duck]

catch you!!!