#wahoo for gay people

[theseuscloud]

Diversity win! The creepy non-binary tattoo artist who has murdered several people has a goth GF!

[kristoffs-lullaby]

some varigos and a whole lotta varians :]

[zaacoy]

fre

freenoodles but they've been such good friends and had their lives intertwined for so long that neither of them can genuinely remember not having the other by their side (or imagine them suddenly never being there again)

freenoodles where they got a two bed apartment together once they graduated college but once baby mk joined the picture one of them (probably pigsy tbh) started sleeping on the couch instead. a few events led to them sharing a bed once(in the non-nsfw way >:/ )And then once became twice. And then twice became a few times. Until eventually it just became normal for baby mk to take one bed and pigsy n tang to share the other. Just sleeping in the same bed under the same covers gradually became cuddled up next to the other falling asleep to their heartbeat and warmth and waking up in the morning tangled with the other

freenoodles where they both began coming up with pet/nick names for the other to annoy them that eventually became affectionate terms

freenoodles where they keep each other in check. Pigsy makes sure that Tang eats enough on days where he's busy enough to forget and Tang drags Pigsy away from working when he's pushed himself too far. freenoodles where they've both got a sixth sense for the either, they know automatically when something is wrong. It first comes as a gut feeling and then becomes obvious once they actually see the other, they can hide that pain from everyone else but each other (and mayyyybe sandy)

freenoodles where pigsy used to sing baby mk to sleep and found out in the process that his lullaby's were also very effective on Tang. Whenever Tang refuses to go to sleep at a healthy hour or when he just can't seem to fall asleep pigsy starts softly singing to him while holding and swaying him lightly and suddenly Tang is out like a light in minutes. Pigsy finds it endearing

freenoodles where they like to dance with each other at times when they're alone. It begins very put together and formal but eventually devolves into both of them spinning each other around the room giggling because they can't help but lose their composure when the other looks at them so lovingly

freenoodles but pigsy brushing out Tang's hair when it was longer and gently carding his hands through his hair afterwards

freenoodles where tang develops the habit of flopping dramatically on top of Pigsy and wresting his chin on Pigsy's head as he does literally anything. Cooking? too bad. In the middle of some other task? Well now he has a tang too. Literally just standing there? flop. Pigsy, knowingly full well by now that talking or nudging Tang off is next to impossible, either let's him stay or stops whatever he's doing to pick up Tang and put him somewhere more convenient

freenoodles but one of them reaches out to hold the others hands when they're uncertain or scared and the other squeezes and holds their hand in return as a gesture of support and comfort

freenoodles where they just like to hold each other in both romantic and just causal ways. Tang intertwining his hand around pigsy's arm and pigsy resting his other hand on Tang's in return. Pigsy grabbing tang by the chest or waist from behind and pulling him into a hug as Tang turns around in his arms to hug him back. One of them moving over to sit right next to the other, both of them leaning onto the other. One of them (probably tang) just sitting in the others lap lightly kicking his feet and hugging the other as they hold him too

freenoodles where they kiss once and pull back for just long enough for one of them to softly laugh or smile back at the other completely smitten before they both melt into another soft kiss

freenoodles but surprise kisses. Tang kissing pigsy quickly out of nowhere on the head while he works before fleeing revenge distance. Pigsy coming and pressing a kiss to Tang's cheek or the back of his hand without any sort of warning whenever he notices Tang spacing out. One of them kissing the other from behind (on the head, neck, shoulder, back I guess) and the other whirling around in surprise before smirking at them and giving them a kiss back.

freenoodles where tang gets cold very easily while pigsy is mostly unaffected by the cold. pigsy tends to lend tang jackets or scarfs he wears whenever he notices Tang shivering(he always has to fight tang to get them back)

freenoodles where one of them cracks and has a breakdown curled up against the other, the other one of them listens solemnly to their partner's distress as they rub circles into their back

freenoodles where pigsy picks up Tang and just spins him around happily, tang is incapable of not dissolving into a laughing flustered mess everytime he does so

freegennodoodlessfnjmdmdm

[electriccnoir]

Laying in flower fields.

[veganbread1]

ive come to notice that in every roblox fandom i've been in there's always been that one ship that came out of god knows where and everyone just likes it. seekgure, dashmar, partybeetle, etc. WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM. WHY DO THEY WORK SO WELL TOGETHER. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS.

[spaghett-onaplate]

sixth day at my new school and i didn't sit alone at lunch today 🥳🥳

[smile-files]

it turns out we were all the gay cousin

[library-fae]

me getting jumpscared every day by my boyfriend actually being attracted to me

[acetheta]

putting this in your askbox because im too ashamed to post it /j -michael

SO TRUE!!!! i love gay people

[risingsunresistance]

wanted to make a fun doodle for pride when i woke up this morning but i left my ipad at the house :V

[krookodyke]

fic of tai taking care of van post top surgery?

i’m literally fighting for my life against finals still (HELP ME) and will be until like friday, but oh LAWD that fic is so needed… so i wrote a wee little snippet just for you anon <3 timeline is probably Ummm early 00s no crash? sure let’s go w that. also van uses he/him pronouns & terms in this fic but he’s not on T… jsyk. #DykeRights. please enjoy.

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“Van, I’m serious. You need to lay down.”

Tai was more than happy to play nurse for Van now just after he got his top surgery, considering the amount of times Van played nurse for her, but it quickly sinks in how much of a saint Van is for doing so in the past for her considering that Tai is infinitely more stubborn than Van is. The amount of times Tai was stopped from going off to school or work or wherever by a freckled arm and a gentle frown with a “you need to get some sleep, lady” was insurmountable, and Van attempting to rise from their bed is driving Tai more than a little cuckoo.

Van stops his ascent from the bed, but doesn’t lay back down until Tai gently pushes him down, to which her boyfriend grumbles. “Tai, I’m going to lose my fucking marbles laying down stiff as board here forever.”

Tai adjusts herself to lay down right next to Van, propping herself up with her arm right next to where the redhead’s hair is splayed out on the pillows. “Doctor’s orders, bozo. Besides, it literally won’t be forever, you’re just being all whiny and dramatic about it.”

Van scoffs, rolling his eyes to look at Tai. “Maybe so. I think I’m allowed, though.”

“Yeah, fucking whatever,” Tai says, flicking Van’s head lightly, causing the redhead to wrinkle his nose before mock-gasping and placing a hand barely on his chest over the bandages.

“I can’t believe you would further injure a poor, poor guy recovering from life-threatening surgery. For shame, Taissa.”

Tai can’t help releasing a bit of a laugh at that— here she was, supposed to be nursing Van back to health and yet her boyfriend was the one slinging silly jokes at her and cracking her up as he always would. Tai was by all means very worried for Van, because, no shit, Sherlock— and here he was acting like it was just another Tuesday for the both of them. And, as such, prioritizing making Taissa smile above everything else.

“Maybe I should tell the doctors not to give you your tits back, then,” Tai quips.

[sovawife]

worked on this one in stream in a server hehehe but i just wanted to practice and draw more of them :) i like. howthis one came out a lot!!

(ok to rb, both are guys he/him please!)

[odetolovers]

hey i'm sorry this is going to sound incredibly parasocial but I always get so happy whenever you post about how happy you are or how much you love your gf idk maybe it's because seeing other queer people being happy just gives me a little hope for my future? idk lol but anyway that's all hope you have a nice day :)

STOPPP that’s so cute wait stop i’ll cry :( i totally understand you on that, seeing queer people happy and talking about their partners has alwaysss made me go !!!!! so i get you!! i’m really glad <333

[boyblundering]

happy pride month or something idk gay people wahoo and yahoo

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

I went to the fair with my family so you get this

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Angel: No regrets, if we die good riddance

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Cherri: I would strap myself to a bomb for fun

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Charlie: I haven't pet a cow in too long I think

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Vaggie: *furious* All because I can't crochet

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Husk: if I was a goat I'd uhhh umm I don't know I'd probably just be a goat... Sleep maybe?

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Angel: I'm going to touch your ankles

Husk: What are you, some kind of Victorian pervert?

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Charlie: *gasping and pointing to a sign* SUPER FRIED CHICKEN

Angel: Lame I want super SUPER fried chicken

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Alastor: *watching pork roast* Gorgeous

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Charlie: *feeding Vaggie* here comes the airplane

Alastor: ... That was embarrassing for both of you

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Vaggie: *watching a man dressed as a cockroach walk by* The men have started morphing into their true forms

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Cherri: Wouldn't it be funny if this place got set on fire

Charlie: No??? There would be a stampede

Cherri: Oh damn I would die

Charlie: No, you would stampede?

Cherri: I wouldn't run

Charlie: *sigh* yeah, of course not

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Sir Pentious: If I died on a rollercoaster my last words would be "Wahoo"

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Nifty: I need to destroy, I need to rip something to shreds with my bare hands

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Lucifer and his Candy apple adventures a saga:

Lucifer: *holding a candy apple* oh hell yeah I'm gonna fuck this shit UP

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Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*

Alastor: *doesn't notice*

Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*

Alastor: *looks around* ???

Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*

Alastor: *looks back at him* What are you doing?

Lucifer: Huh?

Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*

Alastor: WILL YOU STOP

Lucifer: What are you talking about????

Alastor: You're throwing something in my hair and on my shoulders and back-

Lucifer: *singing* head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!

(my sister never figured out what I was doing 💀)

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Lucifer: *still eating his candy apple* Why am I eating this like a chicken wing?

Charlie: Is that not how you're supposed to eat it?

Lucifer: You are absolutely right

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Lucifer: *covered in candy apple* I'm sticky 🥺

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Lucifer: *done with his candy apple but still chewing on the stick*

Alastor: *takes a bite of a mozzarella stick*

Lucifer: *gasps* MOZZARELLA STICKS

Alastor: *dips mozzarella sticks in marinara sauce and holds it out to Lucifer*

Lucifer: *reaches for it*

Alastor: *takes it back and glares*

Lucifer: what? oh- weirdo *eats it from his hand*

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Lucifer: Can you bring me to the bathroom?

Alastor: I'm not carrying you

Lucifer: *rolls eyes* can you walk me to the-

Alastor: I might be able to find you a little red wagon

Lucifer: I'm going to punch you

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Cherri: Froot loops are just-

Angel: *nods seriously* Gay Cheerios

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Charlie: I need to find a bathroom to cry in asap

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Vaggie: She's either drunk or high off something

Angel: I think it would be easier if I was high

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Charlie: All I can smell is weed

Angel and Cherri: *deep inhale*

Charlie: NO

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Alastor: Ugh there are so many people

Lucifer: I know I'm dying

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Angel: *gasp* MY PHONE IS ON ONE PERCENT

Alastor: *completely monotone* oh no the horrors

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Stranger: Is that your dad?

Husk: Do I look that old?

Angel: No, we're married

Stranger: Oh... you're married

Angel: *laughing* No

Husk: DO I LOOK THAT OLD????

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Lucifer: *singing along* I can count on you like 4 3 2 you'll be there

Alastor: No I'd leave you

Lucifer: Yeah I know

Alastor: Like everyone else

Lucifer: oh

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Nifty: *staring at crystals* Do I think they could heal me? No, I am beyond repair. Do I think they're so so so so pretty? YES!!! I NEED THEM

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Lucifer: *overstimulated, angry, and grinning with tears in his eyes* I wish I could enjoy things

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[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

wish me luck, maggots, I'm going to preach good omens to irl humans.

Tomorrow I have, well, some kind of college thing... an explore the college event? Dunno what it is, exactly. A morning spent at the college where they'll discuss the courses and I'll need to interact with other students.

Also, parents are supposed to come, but mine are going to be away with work. And my brother said I needed to dye my hair black before going (with the Crowley red faded, it's now a bright ginger, kind of Bildad-coloured). He did not say this with kindness.

I'm not going to do any such thing, because fuck it. If the college can't accommodate me (not about the hair, but about my being queer and my mental health) then I'd rather know sooner, not later be caught off guard like I was the previous college.

SO MY GRAND PLAN FOR DEALING WITH IRL HUMANS TOMORROW:

I take the Good Omens book with me.

I dress as gay as I know how to. If I have to wear my bi flag as a scarf, so be it.

It won't come to that, don't worry. I tend to look gay as a default.

I carry the Good Omens book in my hands at all times.

I wait till someone asks me about it, as people tend to do at such events.

I SPREAD THE GOOD OMENS AGENDA TO THEM.

I move on to my next victim. During this process, Good Omens being the story that it is, I will make many queerphobic people very, very uncomfortable.

Good. I will tell many people I like their shoelaces. Let's see how that one goes.

Now at this point I will have made conversation with several people, but worst comes to worst, I can always just find some English students. Apparently they all, as a collective species, adore Neil Gaiman. Excellent.

If even that plan of interaction fails, and all is doomed, I will sit on a chair, look gay and mysterious, and open Tumblr and talk to you maggots instead.

A flawless plan, methinks.

Am I terrified? Absolutely, yes, and I am traumatised by my previous experiences at college.

However, I have decided to put things into perspective, and go forth not as me, Asmi, but as the Good Omens Mascot, and preach Good Omens to everyone, and then get the fuck out of there. This is a lot more manageable.

...anyway, so, yes. Wish me luck. Wahoo?