#wade/darcy

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Darcy: So, the toxicology research says that he was killed by belladonna.

Wade: The porn star?

Darcy:

Darcy: The poison...

Wade: Oh—

[livingfandomly]

Same Mr. Darcy. Same.

[lokiusly]

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Title: The Grumpy Sunshine Thing Author:  BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose Card #: MRP-034 Square Filled: Free Square: Wade taking a selfie of him and Logan that he shares on social media Pairing: Wade Wilson/Logan Rating: Teen Summary: Wade captures a moment of Logan and him hanging out, then shares it on social media. Why? Logan doesn't know or really care. All Wade's followers want to know though, and he is happy to tease them as much as he teases his Peanut. Word Count: Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57912577

Title: Honey-Munch Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: N1: Pet Names Pairing: Logan / Wade Wilson Rating: Teen Summary: In theory, Logan had known that Wade could crank up the pet names. He just hadn't been prepared for the moment when Wade did. Word Count: 1708 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57919621

Title: Not here, Not like this! Author:  42donotpanic Card #: MRP-038 Square Filled: Free Square Pairing: HawkDevil Rating: Mature Major Tags/Warnings: MCD, Blood, Stab Wounds Summary: Daredevil and Hawkeye made it out of yet another fight ~~alive~~. Word Count: 397 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57939496 Title: Fire and Lightning Author:  ABrighterDarkness Card #: MRP-065 Square Filled: B5: Dragons Pairing: Steve Rogers/Thor Rating: Gen Summary: Earth had its own secret weapon, hiding right in plain sight. Link: https://www.tumblr.com/alwaysabrighterdarkness/757987134850400256/marvelrarepairbingo-square-b5?source=share

Title: Working Our Way Back to Love Chapter 1 Author:  scottxlogan Card #: MRP-131 Square Filled: I4: The Quest Pairing: Tony Stark/Emma Frost Rating: Mature Major Tags/Warnings: Angst with a Happy Ending, Romance, Sexual Content, Reunions, Adult Content, Romantic Gestures, Marriage Proposal, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Friendship, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary: Miserable without Emma in his life, Tony makes the decision to head out to Chicago to make an appeal to return to the romance that was lost between them. Word Count: 6731 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57907378/chapters/147403006 Title: I’ve Got You Under My Skin Author:  scottxlogan Card #: MRP-131 Square Filled: B5: Facing the Darkness Pairing: Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark Rating: Mature Major Tags/Warnings: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst and Feels, Angst with a Happy Ending, Established Relationship Tension, Sexual Content, Swearing, Adult Content, Canon-typical violence Summary: After dealing with backlash about their new marriage, Bucky and Tony make their way out to Malibu hoping to get peace and quiet with one another, but Bucky finds he's overwhelmed by the surprising outcry of disapproval he's facing simply for loving Tony. Together they know they make sense, but everyone else has an opinion on what's right for them causing Bucky to question their future until Tony's romantic gesture reminds Bucky how good they are together Word Count: 9025 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57979015

Title: Working Our Way Back to Love Chapter 3 Author:  scottxlogan Card #: MRP-131 Square Filled: O1: Sitting on Someone’s Lap Pairing: Tony Stark/Emma Frost Rating: Mature Major Tags/Warnings: Angst with a Happy Ending, Romance, Sexual Content, Reunions, Adult Content, Romantic Gestures, Marriage Proposal, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Friendship, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary: Tony responds to Emma's news as the two figure out their future together :) Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57907378/chapters/147734551

Title: Domesticating a Jelly Bean Author:  BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose Card #: MRP-034 Square Filled: G1: Human Pet Pairing: Logan | Worst Wolverine/Wade Wilson/Vanessa Carlysle Rating: Mature Summary: After rooming with Wade and Vanessa, Logan finds that he’s accidentally become part of their relationship. It wasn’t his intent, or anyone's he supposes, but that’s not stopping any of them from embracing it. Well… the two reunited love birds are, while he’s just trying to cope with the idea of domestication following a life of violent nomadic misery. Word Count: 2314 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58041241

Title: Words, Gestures and Wishes Author:  BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose Card #: MRP-034 Square Filled: O4: Cockwarming Pairing: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: Trans Clint, PWP Summary: Taking another step in their relationship, Tony is overwhelmed with the openness. It’s a lot considering how long it took them to get together. All it does is make him fall a little more in love. Clint might be ready for this, but he isn’t ready for the depth of want continuing to grow every day in his heart. Word Count: 2862 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58071322 Title: In your dreams, whatever they be Author:  Wolfsheart Card #: MRP-001 Square Filled: I5: Finding the Right Time for Love Pairing: Emma Frost/Tony Stark Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: Team Up, X-Men and Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D., Fights, Battle, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Hurt Tony Stark, Banter, Sex, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Romance, Fluff and Humor, Sexy Times Summary: Plans for a romantic weekend spent at Xavier's Institute for Gifted Students with his wife were moved up when Tony got the psychic call from Emma to show up much sooner and to bring the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. as of course, that's when the Green Goblin decided to show up with minions to attack the mutants. Just how romantic will it be post-battle, especially if someone winds up hurt? Word Count: 7185 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58073425

Title: A Night Out Author:  scottxlogan Card #: MRP-131 Square Filled: G5: Curiosity Leading to Trouble Pairing: Scott/Logan Rating: Mature Major Tags/Warnings: Sexual Content, Swearing, Drinking, Jealous Logan (X-Men)Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence Summary: Logan follows a cryptic message from Scott that leads him to an out of the way bar where the guys find ways to get into a little trouble together and work on their relationship along the way. Word Count: 5601 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58087438

Title: An Overwhelming Step Author:  BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose Card #: MRP-034 Square Filled: I4: Nipple Play Pairing: Vanessa Carlysle/Logan | Worst Wolverine Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: Background Poly w/Wade Wilson Summary: It’s a lot easier to be intimate without Wade’s heavy gaze in the apartment. Vanessa’s eyes aren’t as heavy on him, but an understandable pressure exists regardless. Logan supposes that’s what makes for a promising relationship. The push, want, to take the next step. Something he finally thinks he can take with her. Word Count: 2417 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58122697

Title: Submission Author:  scottxlogan Card #: MRP-131 Square Filled: I2: Manipulating Backfires Pairing: Scott/Logan Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sexual Content, Smut, Fighting Kink, Light Dom/sub, Rough Sex, Submissive Logan, Switching, Making Up, Versatile Scott Summers, Versatile Logan (X-Men), Digital Art, Fic and Art, Danger Room, Danger Room sex Summary: When Logan once again ignores Scott's command on the battlefield things get tense between them leaving Logan longing to find a way to solve the problem. Later Logan's trip to the Danger Room sparks a fight between them that Logan's hoping will settle the score and bring them closer to where they really want to be together Word Count: 6282 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58143469

Title: Tramp Star Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: G3: Tattoo AU Pairing: Helmut Zemo / James Barnes Rating: Teen Summary: Helmut Zemo had lost a bet and he intended to loose it with grace. Bucky intended to make Zemo his, even if the other man might not know yet. Word Count: 918 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58153633

Title: Sleepovers and Other Things Author:  scottxlogan Card #: MRP-131 Square Filled: B2: After the War Pairing: Bucky/Tony Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluff, Family Fluff, Team as Family, Family Feels, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pillow & Blanket Forts, Flirting, Avengers Movie Night, Implied/Referenced Sex, Team Bonding, Minor Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Minor Bruce Banner/Pepper Potts, Minor Loki/Steve Rogers, Minor Happy Hogan/Aunt May Parker, Innuendo, Tony Stark Lives, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Summary: After surviving the war against Thanos, Tony reflects on how the last year of his life has given him a new beginning and hope for something wonderful with his family and the team on a night away from the missions and the chaos. Movie night always brings so many possibilities of togetherness especially with Bucky at Tony's side. Word Count: 5157 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58216792

Title: Dancing the Sweet Dance Author:  BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose Card #: MRP-034 Square Filled: I2: Dirty Talk Pairing: Wade Wilson/Logan | Worst Wolverine Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: PWP Summary: Wade has been learning how to dance. A side hobby or something meant to entertain everyone. Logan knows that just means to annoy most of them though. In the beginning, he had to admit he thought the same was going to apply to him. It turns out watching your buddy grope himself repeatedly is something far better than simply entertaining. Word Count: 3187 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58178923 Title: Thirsty Little Honey Badger Author:  BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose Card #: MRP-034 Square Filled: O1: Sex in a Public Place Pairing: Wade Wilson/Logan | Worst Wolverine, Wade Wilson/Logan | Worst Wolverine/Vanessa Carlysle Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: Wade/Logan slash & centric but still poly Summary: Since Vanessa decided to go out with some friends, Wade decides it’s a good time for Logan and him to go out and have some fun together. Fun that ranges from bar fights and public lewdness to milkshakes and teasing. Luckily, all three of them love all those things leaving his fiancee to make the morning after even better than possible. Sexual threats included. Word Count: 4573 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58211512

Title: Apologize Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: B5: Apology / Forgiveness Pairing: Stephen Strange / Loki Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: Creator chooses not to use archive warnings Summary: They weren't your traditional pairing and while they might be able to scream at each other without a problem that didn't mean that he had wanted to fuck up that badly. Word Count: 1266 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58256224 Title: Sweet Dreams Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: N4: Nightmares Pairing: Marc Spector / Khonshu Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: Graphic Deceptions of violence Summary: There's the cold touch from Khonshu’s claw on his cheek Marc leans into it despite everything. They would never. Right? They wouldn't. That's all Khonshu's doing, right? Word Count: 894 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58256755

Title: You missed Chimichanga Wednesday! Author:  Muffin/ Muffinengineer86 Card #: MRP-058 Square Filled: G4: Odd Couple (or Odd Throuple) Pairing: Darcy Lewis/Wade Wilson/Logan Howlett Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: language, cursing, murderer, kidnapping, explosion, interrogation, busted lip, Canon divergence, sugar babe Wade, rescue mission, nicknames, kidnapped Darcy, Summary: Darcy found herself being kidnapped and to her surprise, her Chimichanga Sugar babe Wade came to her rescue. And he brought a friend. Word Count: 933 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58283413 Title: A quiet corner Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: B4: Flower Language - Carnations, Pink (I'll never forget you) Pairing: Helmut Zemo/Heike Zemo Rating: Gen Summary: Once it had been one of the most sought out spots in the city. Now it might be the quietest corner of the country. Word Count: 695 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58308727

Title: The worst singer alive Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: G2: Secret Admirer Pairing: Wanda / Steve Rating: Gen Major Tags/Warnings: Wan Summary: Wanda Maximoff was the worst singer ever, but that didn't kept Steve from watching her. Word Count: 613 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58308904

Title: Home Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: I3: Insecurity Pairing: Logan / Wade Rating: Teen Summary: His therapist had told him that it was a normal reaction to what had happened and Wade had just laughed. Because it was such a normal thing when a burning house collaps with you still in it Word Count: 1996 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58309084

Title: Wake-Up Call Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: O1: Waking up horny Pairing: Steven Grant / Marc Spector Rating: Explicit Summary: Marc wakes up way too warm and can't figure out why. Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58382410

Title: The mean magpie Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: N5: Wearing partner's clothes Pairing: Logan/Wade/Vanessa Rating: Gen Major Tags/Warnings: None Summary: Logan starts to miss some of his clothes and suspects that Wade knows more than he lets on. Word Count: 800 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58382596 Title: Dance Monkey Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: N2: Dance Instructor AU Pairing: Helmut Zemo / Sam Wilson Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: None Summary: His sister's wedding was soon and Sam can't dance to save his life, even after several weeks of taking lessons. Maybe he just needs a little help. Word Count: 746 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58382857

Title: The Incident Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: B3 - Soulmates: One of your eyes is the same colour as your soulmates Pairing: Steve Rogers/Helmut Zemo Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: None Summary: Steve Rogers had found his soulmate! A happy thing, just sadly, he has no idea who it is. He had been busy the whole day and now both his eyes were blue. Word Count: 1800 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58391209

Title: The need of company Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: O5: Romantic Dinner Pairing: Jean-Paul DuChamp / Marc Spector Rating: Gen Major Tags/Warnings: None Summary: Frenchie asks Marc for company, technically it isn't his fault that Marc assumes it's a mission. Word Count: 1000 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58405048

Title: A Year Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: I1: Anniversary Pairing: Nick Fury / Natasha Romanov Rating: Gen Major Tags/Warnings: None Summary: “I’ve been here for a year” Natasha says, voice devoid of any emotions. She had been thinking, otherwise she would have covered it. “Are you?” Nick asks, voice just as devoid of emotions. She’s been here longer than that and he knows it. She knows it. He is still curious to what exactly she’s referring to. Word Count: 503 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58405399 Title: Broken Windows Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: I5: Roommates Pairing: Logan / Wade Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: None Summary: Logan threw Wade out of the window. Wade knew that Logan could crash just as easily at his brothers. Everyone else just tries to stay clear. Word Count: 629 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58405663

Title: I fought the law (and we won't let it win) Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: I2: Breaking the rules Pairing: Bobby Drake / John Allerdyce Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: none Summary: They were breaking the law anyway, so what's one more to break? Word Count: 904 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58406125 Title: Come on like a flame, turn a cold shoulder Author:  Wolfsheart Card #: MRP-001 Square Filled: I4: Trying a New Dating App for the First Time Pairing: Bobby Drake / John Allerdyce Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: Blind Date, Dating, Online Dating, Gay Bobby Drake, Bobby Drake Needs a Hug, John Allerdyce is a good guy, Past rivals, Diners, Autumn, Rain, Kissing, Kissing in the Rain, First Kiss, Gossip, Catching Up, First Dates, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Banter, Sweet, Cute, Cute Ending, Silly Dating Profile Names, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, moodboard Summary: Now a member of both the X-Men and the Avengers, Bobby Drake finds himself on a blind date with someone he met through Stark Industries' new dating app. After being unlucky in love for so long, he doesn't expect it to go well at all and even contemplates sneaking out of the diner before the guy can get there. Only he hesitates long enough that his date shows up, and it is the last person in the world he ever would've expected. Word Count: 6151 Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/58416064

Title: Come on like a flame, turn a cold shoulder Author:  Wolfsheart Card #: MRP-001 Square Filled: G2: Blind Date Turns Out to Be an Old Rival Pairing: Bobby Drake / John Allerdyce Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: Blind Date, Dating, Online Dating, Gay Bobby Drake, Bobby Drake Needs a Hug, John Allerdyce is a good guy, Past rivals, Diners, Autumn, Rain, Kissing, Kissing in the Rain, First Kiss, Gossip, Catching Up, First Dates, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Banter, Sweet, Cute, Cute Ending, Silly Dating Profile Names, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, moodboard Summary: Now a member of both the X-Men and the Avengers, Bobby Drake finds himself on a blind date with someone he met through Stark Industries' new dating app. After being unlucky in love for so long, he doesn't expect it to go well at all and even contemplates sneaking out of the diner before the guy can get there. Only he hesitates long enough that his date shows up, and it is the last person in the world he ever would've expected. Word Count: 6151 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58416064

Title: Budapest Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: O3: Heist Pairing: Clint Barton / Natasha Romanov Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: none Summary: Clint is running for his life, having no clue where Natasha is, but sure she's alive. She's worse than a cockroach with surviving. Word Count: 823 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58425073

Title: To be left in the dark Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: O2: Makeup sex Pairing: Vanessa / Wade Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: Author chooses not to use archive warnings Summary: Wade hadn't told her about that part, because she was already freaking out about him getting shot. And maybe run over. There had been a sword involved and a lost arm. But even Wade knows that the drowning part would have been too much. Word Count: 594 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58425385

Title: When it's too loud in your head (make me be louder) Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: G4: Public Sex Pairing: Darcy Lewis/Jake Lockley Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: None Summary: Darcy grins wickedly, pleased by his eager compliance. “Of course whatever I want” she says before she spins them around, pressing Jake back against the wall once more. Word Count: 1312 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58425808

Title: To Bring You Into My Arms Author:  scottxlogan Card #: MRP-131 Square Filled: B1: Race against the clock Pairing: Bucky/Tony Rating: Mature Major Tags/Warnings: Established Relationship, Misunderstandings, Kidnapping, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied Sexual Content, Kissing, Cuddling & Snuggling, Reunions, Idiots in Love, Hurt Bucky Barnes, Blood and Injury, Implied/Referenced Torture, Aftermath of Torture, Prison Summary: After a miscommunication Tony is on a mission to bring Bucky back home again after the bad guys took him away. On the mission Tony's determined to rescue the one man he can't live without as the two find a way to clear the air between them along the way. Word Count: 9633 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58469407

Title: A quiet man Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: I4: First Kiss Pairing: Jake Lockley / Matt Murdock Rating: Gen Major Tags/Warnings: none Summary: Jake wasn’t a loud man, just like Matt wasn’t a quiet man. Matt knew that. Word Count: 1360 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58478071

Title: Running with you, running for you Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: Free Square Pairing: Marc Spector / Jean-Paul DuChamp (Frenchie) Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: none Summary: Frenchie feels a grin tug at his lips when they walk around the corner, people around them throwing them strange looks. Which might also be because both Marc and him look like they had just spent two days in the jungle, there’s blood on Marc’s lip and Frenchie feels his left eyebrow pulsating, indicating that something had managed to get him there. Word Count: 657 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58478263

Title: For a little while Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: G1: Sensual Massage Pairing: Steve / Clint Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: none Summary: For the first time in a long time, he felt like maybe, just maybe, he could let his guard down. Word Count: 1313 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58505683

Title: impossible to ditch Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: B2: Surprise Birthday Party Pairing: Tony/Rhodey Rating: Gen Major Tags/Warnings: none Summary: Maybe, just maybe, Tony really got old because sleep actually didn’t sound that bad, even if it was barely nine in the evening. Word Count: 784 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58505983

Title: To Play Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: G5: Impossible Mission Pairing: Clint Barton/Nick Fury Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: none Summary: Nick Fury didn’t play well with others and Clint Barton didn’t play well with people that weren’t Coulson or Nat. And no matter what they were to each other outside of work, neither Clint nor Fury played well with each other. Word Count: 1042 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58506304

Title: The numbers for success Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: O4: College AU Pairing: Jake Lockley/Darcy Lewis Rating: Gen Major Tags/Warnings: none Summary: Accounting and Billing was not easy. That much Darcy learned. She still had to sit through it and suffer. Word Count: 1678 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58553053

Title: Full Circle Author:  scottxlogan Card #: MRP-131 Square Filled: Free Square Pairing: James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Explicit Sexual Content, Armor Kink, Minor Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Alternate Universe - Professors, Alcohol, Swearing, Misunderstandings, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Science Bros | Bruce Banner & Tony Stark Friendship, Canon-Typical Violence, Tony Stark-centric, Flirting, Threesome - M/M/M Summary: In the aftermath of his breakup with Steve, Tony convinces Bruce to accompany him to an island beach party weekend that Tony is convinced is exactly what he needs to forget about the man that he still can't find it in himself to get over. Struggling with the idea of letting go of what he and Steve had together, Tony tries to pretend he's doing great, wanting to return to his hedonistic former self and find a hookup to make him forget everything he'd left behind. However, Tony's night doesn't go exactly as planned when memories and the mood leads him to longing for what he wants but cannot have until he runs into a sexy stranger on the beach that turns Tony's world around in ways he's entirely unprepared for. Word Count: 11049 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58713529/chapters/149614444

Title: Nothing Else Matters Author:  scottxlogan Card #: MRP-131 Square Filled: I4: Reunion with Beloved Pairing: Jean/Scott/Logan, Scott/Logan Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Warnings: Canon Compliant, Protective Logan (X-Men), Post-Movie: X2: X-Men United (2003), , Hurt Scott Summers, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Sexual Content, Threesome - F/M/M, Grief/Mourning, Food Issues, POV Logan (X-Men)Jean's death in x2 holds, Past and Present, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Scott Summers Whump, Swearing Summary: After Jean's sacrifice to save the team, Logan's concerns for Scott escalate as they're both mourning the loss of her in their lives. Lost in his grief, Logan recalls a night with Scott and Jean that changed everything for him hoping that somehow it can bring him to saving Scott along the way. Word Count: 7703 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58765165

Title: Pretending Author:  Ruquas Card #: MRP-104 Square Filled: B1: Pretend Dating Pairing: Darcy Lewis / Loki Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: none Summary: Of all things Darcy had assumed that would happen at the party, she did not count on Loki to make it as confusing as it was. Nor did she expect to play girlfriend, but hey, she got a dinner out of it, so... Word Count: 997 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58791808

Title: D&D Party Tonight - All Right! Author:  Faustess Card #: MRP- Square Filled: O5 - Wearing a Partner's Clothes Pairing: James "Bucky" Barnes/Brock Rumlow, Minor or Background Relationship(s)Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson, Carol Danvers/Maria Rambeau, James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov Rating: Teen Major Tags/Warnings: Characters Play Dungeons & Dragons, No Dungeons & Dragons Knowledge Required, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Steve Rogers Has Anger Issues, Steve Rogers is a Good Friend, Natasha Romanov is a good friend, Sam Wilson Is A Good Friend, Love Confessions, Asexual Bucky Barnes, Boys Kissing, Literal Sleeping Together, Morning Kisses, Breakfast Summary: Bucky Barnes has run a bi-weekly Dungeons and Dragons game for his friends since their freshman year of college. The same core group has played together for the last ten years. Even though their lives have changed, they've stayed in touch, though Tony and Rhodes sometimes need to video conference in. Word Count: 9986 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58042957

[ruquas]

Master Post - Rare Pair Bingo

I did sign up for the @marvelrarepairbingo in a hunch of "I want to write again and I want to write more than my usual three pairings again". And while my usual three pairings absolutely appear, as they are also all Rare Pairs, I did manage a whole bunch of new fics and I had a blast! Enough to request another one because I am greedy. Thanks a lot to the mods for the wonderful card, which you can find below! Fills; B1 - Pretend Dating (Darcy/Loki) B2 - Surprise Birthday Party (Tony / Rhodey) B3 - One of your eyes is the same colour as your soulmates (Steve / Zemo) B4 - Flower Language; Carnation Pink (I'll never forget you) (Helmut Zemo / Heike Zemo) B5 - Apology / Forgiveness (Stephen / Loki) I1 - Anniversary (Natasha / Fury) I 2- Breaking the Rules (John / Bobby) I3 - Insecurities (Wade / Logan) I4 - First Kiss (Jake / Matt) I5 - Roommates AU (Wade/Logan) N1 - Pet Names (Wade / Logan) N2 - Dance Instructors AU (Sam / Zemo) N3 - Free Space (Frenchie / Marc) N4 - Nightmares (Marc / Khonshu) N5 - Wearing Partners Clothes (Logan / Vanessa / Wade) G1 - Sensual Massage (Steve / Clint) G2 - Secret Admirer (Steve / Wanda) G3 - Tattoos AU (Bucky / Zemo) G4 - Sex in a public space (Darcy / Jake) G5 - Impossible Mission (Clint / Fury) O1 - Waking up horny (Steven / Marc) O2 - Make-Up Sex (Wade / Vanessa) O3 - Heist (Clint / Natasha) O4 - College AU (Jake / Darcy) O5 - Romantic Dinner (Frenchie / Marc)

[erinptah]

Illustration from Here's What You Missed chapter 6.

Wade beams, clasping his hands together. "Aww! You've done surreptitious testing?"

"Little bit, yeah."

His eyes go misty. "You are my favorite person who's ever experimented on me."

[rosepinks-world]

WHEN SHE SQUEEZED ME TIGHT, SHE NEARLY BROKE MY SPINE!

logan howlett x fem reader

logan meets wades friend in the void and to his surprise and dismay she’s stronger than he is.

a/n: powers are basically my girl queen maeves

After Wade had got beaten up by every Wolverine variant he encountered he decided to call in the big guns.

“Y/n I need your help jumping into different multiverses to find a new Wolverine.”

“…Well I ain’t got nothing better to do.”

You were not a hero. You knew from a young age the world was poisoned with corruption and evil so naturally you decided to take matters into your own hands. You were unwillingly experimented on and as a result gained intensified strength and healing factors the perfect combination to become an infamous assassin- which is how you met Wade.

After a while of searching, you met the best Wolverine you could possibly find. Although hope began to fade when you and Wade watched in horror as he chugged a whole bottle of whiskey and passed out on the floor.

You easily hoisted the unconscious man onto your shoulders and carried him out of the bar letting Wade transport you back to the building that you learned was called the ‘TVA’ You threw Wolverine down harshly as Wade presented him to the man who reminded you of someone from pride and prejudice.

Mr Darcy Paradox was not happy. Was it because you had plucked the so called ‘worst’ Wolverine from a different timeline? That Wade had broken his nose? Or because you were now suddenly involved when you really shouldn’t be? Ultimately, he immediately transported the three of you to the void.

You sat criss crossed on the floor, drawing random patterns in the sand as you waited for the two men infront of you to gain consciousness.

Logan jolted up looking around erratically. He made eye contact with you and looked you up and down before he yelled a rather polite: “Who the fuck are you?”

You went to answer but Wade finally woke up.

“That’s Y/n she’s basically an off brand Wonder Woman.”

You gave Wolverine a bright innocent smile and Logan brushed off Wade’s reference with a confused look on his face. Now realising Wade was awake, he immediately stood up and attacked him, jamming his claws into his chest and hoisting him in the air. “Where the hell are we?”

“I don’t know!” Wade yelled defensively.

You sat there entertained as you let the two grown men throw each other around for a bit when Wade said something that seemed to have struck a nerve.

“Is that what you said when your world went to shit?

Your eyes widened in surprise. If this was the worst Wolverine (according to paradox) you wondered what had happened to him to make him so bad. Logan retaliated by throwing Wade through a concrete wall. He looked pretty proud of himself and you just couldn’t help yourself. You rose from your spot kicking away the sand where you had created a very artistic depiction of their fight. You cracked your knuckles and snuck up behind him reaching up to tap his shoulder. He turned around confused and sighed dissatisfied when he saw you.

“Listen bub. Just leave this between me and red I don’t want to hurt a powerless girl-“

Just as he finished his sentence, you punched him square in the face and sent him flying through the same wall that he’d sent Wade into.

Logan threw his body up in shock for what seemed to be hundredth time today. He was getting sick of these surprises. The injuries you’d caused to his body began to heal as Wade cackled at the man from his spot on the floor.

“Told ya she’s like Wonder Woman.”

Logan growled at Wade but was also in disbelief.

You had just caught him off guard. Yep, that was it.

He charged towards you with his claws ready to attack but you countered. You grabbed his claws drawing blood from your hands and threw him to the ground. He groaned and watched as the cuts you inflicted on yourself began to heal the same way his had done. You stood above him a stern look on your face.

“I’m not doing this with you Logan. Just listen to us.”

He wasn’t giving in. He grabbed your calf and pulled you to the ground, flipping you onto your back caging you in with his muscular arms.

He won.

You groaned in anger as you shoved him off of you sending him flying once again. He fell next to you on his stomach, face first into the dirt. You stood up quick before he could and placed a foot on his back and crouched down so you were closer to his face. This was how he realised the intensity of your strength. He could feel the weight of your foot and he was built of fucking adamantium.

“You gonna stop being a little bitch and listen to me or do I have to toss you around some more?”

Logan growled in a mix of anger and embarrassment. Wade had returned, finally healed, and decided to make a comment. “I’ll listen if it means you’ll toss me around.”

You rolled your eyes at Wades comment and picked up a stone throwing it at his face with your intensified strength which knocked him back onto the floor.

Still not getting an answer from the Wolverine you flipped him onto his back pinning his splayed arms to the ground as you straddled his waist. He writhed underneath you- still trying to prove his strength- but you had him, he couldn’t move.

You won.

You tilted your head at Logan and he angrily answered your question.

“I’ll listen.”

You patted the side of his face condescendingly.

“Good boy.”

You graciously unpinned him and he shoved you off, moving away from you rapidly.

He was humiliated.

You looked so ordinary. No indication of your strength and you were half his size. And here you were, tossing the big bad, made of goddamn metal Wolverine around like a fucking rag doll. He’d never met anyone that could do the things you had done to him. Wade had matched his strength when they had their little fight but you didn’t just match his strength you were exceeding it. He didn’t hold back once. He was using his full ability and it didn’t even effect you. He felt a whirlwind of emotions but one stuck out the most to him.

Lust.

He would be lying if he said this whole situation didn’t turn him on. Which didn’t go unnoticed by Wade

“You kinky son of a bitch you into a bit of masochism?” Wade asked getting dangerously close to Logan’s face.

Logan snapped out of his thoughts (unfortunately) and growled at Wade as a warning, “Shut the fuck up.”

You couldn’t help but smirk as Logan started to walk away from you two. It was kinda flattering to beat up Wolverine and also turn him on within the span of five minutes. Wade looked at you, eyes still somehow expressive through his mask.

“Oh! That was definitely a yes!”

[yoditopascal]

Like A Prayer (Part 4)

summary: best friends with wade you’re always being dragged into something even when he’s not trying to, what are you to do when you find the fate of your timeline in the hands of yourself, your chaotic merc and an angry wolverine who’s hellbent on drinking himself to death?

content warning: romance, some angst, a little fluff, character deaths, canon-typical violence, smut, lots of cussing, mutual pining, found family, drug and alcohol use, reader insert but with no use of y/n cuz I hate that shit, deadpool being deadpool, mentions of poor mental health (depression anxiety and ptsd mostly), scent marking, the honda odyssey scene needs a warning all on its own MINORS DNI

a/n: edited by the ever so lovely karmiccc on ao3! Comments and criticisms are welcome!

tag list: sorry if you weren’t tagged I tried tagging everyone that asked but some usernames didn’t work! @allmyn1ghts @blooket-scares-me @amararosesblog @talanyra @spideybv28 @sadslasher13 @night-spectrum @eveieforeve02

Previous Chapter//Next Chapter

On Your Left Babygirl

Wade watches from the corner of his eye as your feet drag behind you, the now limp Wolverine was pressing his full mass into the two of you, and you were clearly struggling with the newly added weight.

“One Anchor Being coming right up, on your left, baby girl!”

“This Logan has everything! He can do pretty much anything the old model could plus he even sings musicals! And he’s actually wearing a costume like he’s not embarrassed to be in a superhero movie for once!”

“I don’t understand.”

“You said my universe is dying, because this sad sack of nuts got himself killed. Well, problem solved!”

“Y-you actually think you can replace an Anchor Being with this?” Paradox says between laughs pointing at Wolverine still on the floor. “I wouldn’t have accepted any other Wolverine bee tee dubs, but you’ve brought me the absolute worst Wolverine there is!

“What do you mean the worst one?” Wade asked, walking closer to Paradox.

Just as Wade was less than an arm’s length away from Paradox, you saw the off brand Mr. Darcy reachout and grab something behind his back. You jump forward placing yourself in between the two men just as Paradox drew his weapon.

“Wade watch-!” You don’t get to finish your sentence as Wade watches in absolute horror as you disintegrate into nothing in front of him.

Wade falls to his knees as if trying to catch your particles that were still floating about in the air before disappearing entirely.

The distinct snikt of Wolverine unleashing his claws breaks Wade out of his trance as he watches the Wolverine, now back on his feet, lunge for Paradox with his claws in pure rage before disappearing too.

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Logan groans as he sits up, cracking his neck back into place. He raises a hand to shield his face from the harsh rays of the sun above him as he lets out a sharp hiss from the incoming headache he was starting to get from the combination of the fall and all the alcohol he drank earlier.

Barely starting to sober up, he looks around himself with a grunt as he stands, taking in the environment around himself.

If he had to guess he’d had no idea where the fuck he was. The scene around him was dry and arid like a desert, only this one didn’t seem familiar to him at all. There was all kinds of trash and debris around him like it had been dumped here and forgotten. Taking in a few greedy inhales, Logan scented the air, coming back with only faint traces of smoke, dirt and something else, something sweet and fresh and familiar but still different at the same time.

Turning his head to follow the source of the smell Logan spots you, laid out face first on the ground. He walks up to you apprehensively, not knowing if he could trust you or not but as he approaches he realizes you’re out cold.

Getting a closer look at you now he’s able to take in your features up close. If you were a shapeshifter of some kind like he previously thought, you were a hell of a good one. At first glance you looked just like her, the same hair and big doe eyes that used to look up at him. You were even dressed the same way.

Squatting down to your level Logan’s able to get a much better whiff of you from here. There’s no mistaking a scent, even when Morph and Mystique used to try and trick him back in the day but it never worked because they could never change their smell.

There was no doubt about it, the smell was definitely yours. Shamefully Logan found his eyes wandering down your frame slowly as he drank you in, eyes lingering on your ass for a few seconds before turning you over onto your back, and God, even your face was the same. The longer he looked at you the more he realized you really were her. Only, you had less pronounced smile lines, and were less muscular, having probably only known peace in your life, you had appeared more softer than she had been. Just as his gloved hand was a breath away from caressing your cheek, he’s ripped from his inspection by the sound of something heavy hitting the ground behind him.

Standing to his feet, he looks back at you one last time before looking at the disfigured body of the guy in red from before as his bones snap back into place. He sniffs the air again, realizing the man that had just fallen from the sky. He smelled absolutely rancid to him, stinking of blood, gunpowder and a distinct sickly cancerous smell.

Definitely a threat. Logan concludes as he starts to walk up to him.

Wade coughs as he rolls over onto his back, looking down between his legs as Wolverine walked up to him, stopping right as his feet, “Don’t just stand there, you big ape. Give me a hand!”

Wolverine stared down at him, his hazel eyes swirling with contempt and silent fury as he unsheathed his claws.

“No, I’m actually okay, thank you,” Wade barely finishes his sentence before he’s being stabbed through both his sides, letting out a sharp curse as Logan hoists him in the air like a kebab.

“Where the hell are we?!” He demands.

“I don’t know! It all looks kinda Mad Maxy but that would be copyright infringement, wouldn’t it?!” Wade cries out as Wolverine harshly drops him to the ground.

“Fucking jokes,” Logan scoffs before turning his back to him, walking towards your still unconscious form.

“Hey hey! You stay away from my pookie bear, you hear me?” Wade warns as he cocks his gun pointing it at the back of Wolverine’s head.

“Or what?” He dared the man to continue.

Wade lowers his gun as he realizes how fast the situation was starting to escalate, his eyes dart back and forth between you and the very ready to rip his guts out Wolverine before he curses to himself. After putting his gun away, Wade raises his hands up in the air as a way to appease Logan as he began to warily approach him.

“Look, we don't have time for this alright? If we don’t make it back to that Paradox asshole. Everyone I know is going to die,” Wade starts to explain the situation to him but Logan rolls his eyes as he turns back around, continuing to walk towards you.

“No, my fucking problem,” Logan replies coldly as he waves him off.

Wade felt his blood boil. He was never a patient man, nor a very nice one, but compared to this guy? He was a fucking saint. It was an insult to everyone that his Anchor being replacement had to be such a dick.

“Is that what you said when your world went to shit?” Wade shoots back to Wolverine, stopping him in his tracks again.

“Come again?” Logan growls, turning back to face him.

“Yeah, I heard all about you.” Wade began as he turned around, becoming increasingly exasperated by the situation at hand, ”You screwed up everything, but you really should be thanking me for pulling you out of that bed you shit-“

Wade let out a scream as searing pain shot through his body. Looking down he sees the infamous adamantium claws of Wolverine protruding through his chest.

“Oh, you backstabbing son of a bitch!” Wade grunts in agony as he’s hoisted in the air again, this time on his back.

Fighting back against the pain, Wade uses his own momentum to flip himself behind Wolverine, throwing them both onto their backs on the ground, the blades of the Wolverine’s claws tearing more of his flesh and bone on their way out as he did so. Without missing a beat Wade pressed his guns against Wolverine’s sides and shot out several rounds as the older man let out a guttural scream of pain.

“Are you ready to be calm now?” Wade asks almost mockingly, guns still pressed to Wolverine’s ribs.

He’s met immediately with a headbutt, no doubt breaking his nose underneath the mask.

“Fuck!” Wade swears in pain as Wolverine rolls off him.

Not giving Wade any time to gather his bearings, the older mutant grabs him by his ankles before throwing him into a wall. Wade heard the bones in his arm snap as he crashed through the cement wall, tumbling backwards against a sunken monument that seemed familiar to him. Wade groaned as he stumbled back up to his feet, his arm snapped back into place painfully as he reloaded his gun.

“I don’t want to fight you, Peanut! Doesn’t matter what you did. I just need your help.” Wade called over to Wolverine as he stood across from him in the wasteland.

“I don’t fucking care,” Logan snaps back as he spits out a smoking bullet, the rest falling from his torso, his healing factor working over time to push them out.

“Fuck, this is gonna hurt,” Wade says more so to himself than anyone else, “Alright! Fuck it! Let’s give the people what they came for!”

“Let’s fucking go,” Logan says as he crouches down to his knees, readying himself for whatever Wade was about to throw at him.

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You take a sharp much needed inhale through your nose as the final bone in your spine snaps back into place. Sputtering out a cough you sat up bltrying to block out the blinding light of the sun with your hand as a headache pulsed through your skull. Looking around you slowly take in the dilapidated scenery around you.

Where the hell were you? You thought to yourself as you looked down at your watch to check the time.

The screen was broken, a crack having spiderwebbed across the screen. You weren’t exactly sure when it had broken but from what you could tell from when it had stopped working it was well beyond midnight.

“Oh I’m so fucking fired tomorrow,” You say with a groan as you rise to your feet dusting yourself off.

The sound of shouting and rapid gunfire drew your attention in the distance. Approaching the sound as cautiously as you could, you peek over a mound of rubble to find Wade being held down by an enraged Wolverine with Wade’s katanas and baby knife sticking out of him, reminding you of a human pin cushion.

“Let’s see you grow your fucking head back!” He shouts as he goes to sink his claws into Wade’s throat.

Picking up the first thing you see laying around you run up behind the Wolverine hitting him in the head as hard as you could, breaking the branch in your hands on impact. With a heavy grunt, he stumbles off of Wade onto the ground.The Wolverine clutches his ear as he snaps his head up to glare at his assailant. The rage in his eyes shifts to shock as you stand over wade protectively, glaring down at him with your broken branch raised high and at the ready for you to swing at him again if need be.

Snapping out of his daze, Wolverine gets to his feet and with his claws sheathed going to strike the red suited clown again, when hastily Wade rises to his feet, immediately moving you behind him with his hands raised up in surrender.

“Wait, wait, I can fix it! I know how to fix it!” Wade shouted at the Wolverine not willing to put you or himself in the Wolverine’s wraith.

“Fix what?” Wolverine asks has he slowly starts to lower his fist as he looks back and forth between you two.

“Whatever it is that you did that made you so bad! Those freaks in the TVA, they have the power to end our universe, but they can also change yours!” Wade says pushing you further behind him, not liking how the man was eyeing you.

Logan looks between the two of you incredulously as if trying to understand if what Wade just told him was true or not.

“Well?” He asks gruffly, eyes now completely focused on you.

Realizing he was talking to you and that your answer might be his deciding factor on whether or not to help you, you take a deep breath as you walk out from behind Wade who looks at you skeptically for a moment.

“We just traveled the multiverse trying to find you because of the TVA,” You began with a surprised chuckle still reeling in that fact that you actually did do that as you returned Logan's intense gaze,“Until today I didn’t think any of this kinda stuff was possible… But it is so I believe him,” You said exchanging a look with Wade as you finish, he nods his head to you almost in thanks.

Logan stares at you a bit longer before letting out a frustrated huff as he looks away, sheathing his claws. You nearly let out a beath of relief at the sight until the older man resumed his attention on you two again. The Wolverine looked back and forth between the two of you as he felt his nerves starting to grate again.

“How the fuck do you know this clown?” Logan asks annoyed, his fists were down at his sides but still balled up ready to fight again if he needed to.

Peeking over Wade’s shoulder, you part your lips about to answer him when suddenly you're cut off by a new voice.

“Hey! We fight each other, we lose,” Said a voice from above you all.

Puzzled, you all look up in the direction the voice came from.

“Who the hell is that?” You asked scrunching your face up in confusion as you use a hand to block out the harsh rays of the sun from your vision.

“Dear God its him…” Wade said, astonished.

“Who?” You asked as you and Wolverine share a confused glance.

Above you, on a worn down billboard, stood a man. He was covered in loose fitting dark clothes with a hood draped over him, blocking his face from view.

“That my little chocolate drop is the One. The superhero equivalent to comfort food or molly. White guys’ answer to all the disappointments in another A-lister,” Wade went on rambling as the cloaked man jumped down and landed before the three of you.

“Now that’s a superhero landing!” Wade clapped as the cloaked man turned to point out into the desert

“They're coming,” The man said.

Alarmed, you all look in the direction of his focus. On the horizon you all could see three cars speeding towards you, all three of the giving off serious Mad Max vibes.

“Well they’re definitely driving angry,” Wade joked, though you could tell by the drop in his voice that he was assessing the entire situation very much aware of the danger you two were about to be in.

“I got this,” The cloaked man said pulling down his hood to reveal a familiar face, “Stay close.”

“Aye aye, Cap,” Wade says walking up behind him to wrap his arms around the man before he pulls them off of him awkwardly.

As the cars neared they circled around the four of you a few times, some of the men blew out crude whistles making you cringe in disgust as you clutched your broken branch to your chest. Finally they stopped, their vehicles parked around you, caging you four in.

“Cassandra is going to be giddy when she sees what we caught!” A man with stringy greasy hair grins, showing off his filthy teeth to the group, “You know you can’t run.”

“You see anyone running, dick for brains? You’re not gonna love what happens next,” The cloaked man retorted.

“Oh my god, he’s going to say it!” Wade says smacking one of his katana’s that still protruded from the Wolverine’s chest.

Logan stumbled back a bit with a weak ‘ah fuck’ as you instinctively reached out to steady him. He turned his head to look at you as soon as he felt your hands on him. You held his eyes for less than a second before abruptly removing yourself from him, now focusing on looking at anything else but him.

“Avengers Assem-!” Wade begins to shout as if anticipating what the cloaked man was about to say, however that’s not what he said at all.

“Flame on!”

“Sorry, what now?”

The cloaked man shot out into the sky in a ball of fire. He hovered over everyone for a moment before blasting out a stream of fire directly at the greasy man that had spoken before. The greasy man grins as he holds his hand out, absorbing the flames before he twists his fingers cutting off the cloaked man’s power like a faucet. The man barely had a second to register what happened before he began his miserable descent from the sky. He hit the billboard he was standing on before twice before flopping on the ground, completely unconscious.

“We don’t know that guy,” the Wolverine was quick to say.

“We thought we did,” Wade agreed as he looked over the unconscious man before turning back to the group of thugs.

“Oh but I know you,” A beastly looking man with pitch black eyes said as he dropped down to their level from atop a car.

His dark orbs were fixated on Wolverine, who returned his glare with his own as he bared his teeth at him with a growl.

“Holy shit… Sabretooth… your brother,” Wade said, a hint of excitement in his voice as he looked between the two.

“Ready to die?” Sabertooth asked as he stalked towards them, eyes never leaving Wolverine.

“Wait! Wait! Wait! Time!” Wade calls out as he begins to remove his weapons from Wolverine’s body giving him a long winded nonsensical pep talk in normal Wade fashion.

“Shut the fuck up!” Wolverine growls out, shoving him back into you.

What an asshole you thought to yourself with a scrunched up face.

The Wolverine lowered himself into a fighting stance before the two mutants lunged for each other. The two collided briefly in the middle as the familiar sound of metal tearing against bone and flesh rang through the air, before sliding past each other entirely. Both brothers stood on opposite sides of the dry field.

“What is it, girl? Is there trouble at the well?” Wade mocked with an innocent tilt of his head.

You might’ve laughed at the Lassie reference if it wasn’t for the fact that not a second later Sabretooth’s head rolled off his shoulders and right at your feet. You scrunched up your nose again, turning your head away in disgust as Wade picked it up.

“Behold! The head of your precious Queen, Furiosa! I have the Wolverine! I alone control her! You come for me! You come for her!” Wade declares as he raises the head in the air like a prize before he leans over into Logan’s ear, “I’m so sorry. I know it’s pronounced him. I’m gender blind. It’s my cross to bear.” Logan simply rolls his eyes at him.

“Who’s next?” He challenges looking around at the men who were left, waiting for someone to step up to him.

The greasy man let out an amused chuckle before calling out to one of his partners “Toad! You’re up!”

You look towards the other mutant and resist the urge to cringe again as he shoots out his slimy green tongue and pulls a lever. Instantly it activates a giant metal magnet that drags both Wade and Wolverine off their feet and into its pull.

“Wade!” you called out, unaware as a giant sentinel leg comes flying at you from behind, stunning you as it flies towards your companions, carrying you with it.

“Oh fu-“ Was all Wolverine had managed to get out before you and the sentinel leg crashed into him and Wade, knocking out the three of you on impact.

[tadhannahj]

*seizes Shawn Levy by the collar* Were Wade and Logan still holding hands after surviving the blast from the time ripper? Did Logan flex his hand like Mr. Darcy upon letting go of Wade's hand?

[fandomfics]

Enemies to lovers

A Tumblr Made Me Do It fic

Pairing: Wolverine/ Logan Howlett x gn reader, Deadpool/Wade Wilson x gn reader (platonic?)

Description: Wade is determined to make a real life enemies to lovers fanfic between his roommate and you.

Masterlist

⚠️Warnings⚠️

Wade being God's perfect idiot, italics are 4th wall breaks, fluff, language, Implied smut, maybe some angst.

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You sit in the laundry room in the basement of your building scrolling your phone when two men enter. One is gruff, a defeated look on his face ready to turn into a scowl at a moments notice, the other is talking circles around the guy .

"And that's why we're basically like Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy. I bet Paradox would agree."

"You know, half the time I have no fucking clue what you're on about Wilson."

"Well Peanut, if you'd spend more time listening to what I have to say, maybe-"

"I'm gonna stop you right there bub, you know damn well that after 20 minutes of non stop talking, my brain tunes you out. Maybe it's brain death, maybe it's-"

"Maybelline!" The man you now know as Wilson sings

"No. You know what, you can do all the laundry yourself. I think you've drained my social battery completely, and it's 9am."

"I'm proud of you for emotionally regulating and telling me how you feel!" He turns to you pointing a thumb over his shoulder as the other man leaves, a serious look shading his pepperoni speckled features "He's a social outcast, but we're working on it."

You raise your eyebrows and nod to him with tightened lips.

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of your underwear, extending them out to you, "Here, I found these in his room."

Your face turns to disgust just as the buzz of the timer on the dryer goes off. You don't make further eye contact as you grab your underwear and hastily gather your clothes.

"Bye!" He wiggles his fingers at you.

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A week later you're at a Superbowl party one of the other residents is hosting, you sit on the couch beer in hand as you laugh at the commercials. You feel the couch sink beside you when Peanut sits down, unable to hide your look of disgust you immediately vacate your spot to stand with a friend.

"Save me." You whisper keeping an eye on Peanut. "He's a fucking creep." His face turns to a scowl, he can't hear you right?

Your gaze shifts and you see Wilson on the other side of the room seemingly talking to a wall. You can't hear what he's saying, but he's very animated. What a weird god damn couple.

At some point in the evening you learn their names are actually Wade and Logan.

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"Operation enemies to lovers is on track, phase one is complete. Phase two: nurture the hatred."

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Eight months pass and in this time there's an ever building tension. A scowl, an insult muttered under your breath, rumors. Incident after incident inspiring further hatred in one another manages to take place in this time.

It all finally comes to a head when Logan is walking up the stairs with Wade and his laundry in tow and you are on the way down with yours. His shoulder collides with yours, sending your dirty clothes tumbling down and scattering across the steps.

"What the fuck is your problem?" An exasperated scream streams from your mouth directly at the massive man.

"My problem? You're the fucking problem here!" His retort is sharp.

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Phase two complete. All going according to plan, now to give them something they can bond over. Phase three is a go.

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"No, it's me! Hi, I'm the problem, it's me! I have spent months getting you to hate each other!" He mimics the most stereotypical evil villain laugh as he holds his hands out, palms up with his fingers bent to resemble claws. "You guys literally did nothing to each other and now you have a common goal probably."

"Murder?" You and Logan say in unison.

You look to him before a cackle erupts from your throat, "Sorry, I can't do this anymore Logan" You turn and jump into his arms with a smile and plant a sloppy kiss on his lips.

"No. No, no, no. This isn't how it's supposed to go!" Wade yells, "It's supposed to be a slow burn, you have to build a relationship based on your new found commonalities. We need plot development, sexual tension! We need a Honda Odyssey!"

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I bet you're wondering how you got here... Well, me....I'll take you back to the beginning. After-

Whoa, hold on a god damn second buttercup. First you fuck up my fanfic, now you're breaking the fourth wall? Not gonna lie, I'm kinda pumped that someone else can talk to their audience, cause boy it it lonely, but this is my thing right n-

Do you ever fucking shut up? Do you wanna see the flashback or are you just gonna keep running your mouth? Don't test me, Logan and I are great at keeping secrets. You'd never know what happened.

Okay! Shit...proceed.

A few days after the Superbowl party Logan and I ran into each other.

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You stand in line at the coffee shop just down the street, staring down at your phone when you hear someone clear their throat behind you. You turn and see Logan there, immediately turning back to avoid him, scooting forward to get further away from him.

"Hey," he taps you on the shoulder, "don't I know you from somewhere?"

"What? No!"

"Yeah!" He moves until he's in your sight again, "You're the one that thinks I'm creepy." His face is unreadable.

"Okay, yeah. It is creepy to steal someone's underwear though."

"Ah, I knew it- wait, what?"

"Wade found my underwear in your room. He gave em back to me. So maybe stop being a creep and leave me alone, thanks." You move forward as the line shifts.

"Whoa," he holds his hands up in surrender, "I didn't do anything, I swear! That idiot is probably up to something."

"Look, it's fine, leave me alone and I'll forget it ever happened. Really. Just don't steal my shit again."

"Next!"

You place your order trying to ignore Logan's closeness, when you've finished and are about to get your total Logan adds his order and hands over enough cash for both.

"Least I can do. I'm sorry about my friend."

. . .

The following day you are sitting on the fire escape, people watching, when you hear a familiar voice.

"It's called an enemies to lovers trope. The name really says it all. I just have to intervene here and there, give back stolen underwear and say they're from him, start some rumors. Get em to really hate each other. Then, I'll reveal my devious plot and they'll have no choice but to join forces and turn against me. Through the power of working towards a common goal over time they'll fall in love and I'll have the perfect fanfic."

"I thought you said we couldn't build a snowman you lying motherfucker. I'm outta here." You hear the other voice trail off in a string of curses.

You sit there dumbfounded, Logan wasn't lying. His idiot roommate was plotting...a fanfic?

. . .

The following week you are in the laundry room again and Logan appears, "oh, sorry. I'll come back later." He turns to leave.

"Wait!" He faces you again with a puzzled expression, "I heard Wade talking the other day from the fire escape. You were right. He's up to something." You relay the conversation and have to stop yourself from laughing as Logan's eyes roll so hard you think they might disappear into his skull.

"I have an idea though." The mischief is clear in your eyes, "I say we play along, then when the time comes, we ruin the end of the story. Do something totally different than what he's going for."

Logan smiles, something you haven't seen before, it's disarming how gorgeous it is. "Oh, that's perfect, he'll fucking hate that." He laughs and your stomach flutters a bit. Now that you're really seeing him, you want to get to know the real him.

"We should meet up often, make plans on how we're gonna do this." You say, hoping you're not too obvious.

"I know the perfect place."

. . .

The library is small, the only few tables occupied by studying youth. you and Logan find a spot in the deserted self help corner and sit on the floor across from one another, backs leaning up against the shelves.

"So," He whispers with a smile, "what's the plan?"

"We play along. He's obviously gonna try desperately to make us hate each other, so we go along with it."

The two of you whisper back and forth for a while about different ways you can pretend to hate each other and things you could do. After a time the conversation turns.

"You're pretty new to the building right?" His eyes meet yours across the isle.

"Yeah, I moved in last month. Not the worst so far." You shrug your shoulders and he chuckles.

"You from around here?"

"No, I needed a change of scenery. My friend lives in the building and told me about an opening. Took a chance to get away from my hometown. You?"

"No," a bit of pain briefly crosses his features, quick enough that you almost miss it. "Wade brought me here, gave me a home when I didn't really have one."

"Oh, I wouldn't have expected that..." You trail off.

"Yeah, he's a batshit crazy motor mouth, but he's a good friend. Mostly."

. . .

Every week you and Logan meet at the library, occupying the same spot across from each other, briefly go over plans before managing to drift to other conversations. Sometimes it's random stories from your pasts, other times it's deeper, sometimes it's just talking about your week. You grow closer, building a friendship in this time.

"Come watch this!" You say as you hold your phone in front of you. He scoots to sit next to you, his hand brushing yours as you hand him an ear bud. He leans into you slightly as you watch a video of Deadpool Fails. He's revealed his and Wades abilities long before this and you know he'll love watching the man fail over and over.

He tries his best to keep quiet, but one clip in particular causes a snort laugh to erupt from him and you quickly slap your hand over his mouth as you giggle yourself.

"You're gonna get us kicked out!" He continues to laugh, his face going red, it's infectious and you're sent into a fit of laughter until you're grabbing your stomach.

A shadow suddenly eclipses the two of you and when your eyes raise to see the librarian, you quiet immediately. A slap to Logan's arm jolts him out of his laughter and he finally looks up to the stern woman

"Sorry." You mumble with a look of shame.

"Don't let it happen again." For some reason this sends you into another fit of laughter and Logan follows suit. You're kicked out of the library and find yourselves sitting on a bench until the laughter dies down.

"Sorry sweetheart. Guess we'll have to find a new place to meet." He says with a chuckle. Your heart leaps a bit at the nickname, you've certainly developed a crush on him over the last five months since this all started, but you've done your best to keep it in check.

Blush rises in your cheeks and you look away, "Guess so. I uh...gotta get home, text me if you can think of another place!" You give a quick smile without meeting his eyes before you rush away.

. . .

Logan: found a place, I'll send the address, 7pm tomorrow. Wear something nice.

Me: What? Why?

Logan: Trust me, it's a place he'd never go near. It's ducking perfect.

Logan: ducking

Logan: DUCKING

Logan: Damn it. F U C K I N G.

Me: 😂

. . .

You take your time getting yourself ready, you look damn good and you know it. You arrive at the address and find a cozy restaurant, Somewhere between a diner and fine dining. Candles on every table, soft lighting, wine being poured, definitely not what you expected from Logan. As you scan the place you see him, he stands and smiles with a shy wave.

You've never seen him dressed like this, slacks, white buttondown with the sleeves rolled up to reveal his forearms, top two buttons undone. You pause for a moment until you realize you're staring and move towards him sheepishly.

"You look amazing." He says with a soft smile and a gentle kiss on your cheek.

"You look awfully handsome yourself."

He pulls your chair out for you and as soon as you sit he starts to speak. "I hope this is okay. If it's too weird we can find somewhere else-"

"No, this is nice. Is this..." You trail off trying to find a tactful way to figure out what's going on here. "Is this a date?"

His eyes widen and his cheeks flush, "Well, I...uh," he rubs the back of his neck. "I just thought you deserved something nice. Do you... want it to be a date?"

You waver a bit, unsure what will happen if you answer truthfully, so you take caution with your approach, "I wouldn't mind if it was, but only if that's what you want."

He smiles brightly, "Yeah Sweetheart, that's what I want."

The conversation flows freely as it always does with him, you don't talk about Wade or his crazy shit, you don't talk about your plans, you just talk about your own lives. The conversation is deeper than those you've had before, you're getting to know each other on a more intimate level, opening up. Before you know it the restaurant is empty with the exception of the wait staff.

"I don't want this to end," you say unintentionally quiet in your confession, "not yet."

He cups your face in his hand and brushes his thumb over your cheek, searching your eyes. "It doesn't have to."

. . .

A bench on a rooftop overlooking the nighttime city skyline beckons you as you emerge from the stairwell. You sit close to Logan deep in thought, watching the city pass beneath you. A chill runs down your spine and he opens his arms up, offering his warmth. You lean into his side deeply inhaling his musky scent as he rests his arm over your shoulder.

"Whacha thinking about?" He breaks the comfortable silence.

"Just how nice this is," you reply looking up into his eyes from where your head rests on his shoulder, "thank you."

He gives you a warm smile, "Of course." He rests his head against yours and squeezes you a bit tighter.

. . .

The next day a bouquet of your favorite flowers and a box of your favorite candy is delivered to your apartment, your heart leaps as you read the note, "Thinking of you -Logan"

You swoon like the main character of a romcom walking on cloud nine after a wonderful interaction with their love interest.

. . .

Logan: Wade's away this week on a mission... Can I come see you?

Me: I would like that 😊

. . .

The text had come a few days later and you were overjoyed at the prospect of spending time with him without having to sneak around. A knock on the door brought you out of your daydream and you rush to open it, smiling widely.

"Come in," you gesture for him to enter, "would you like something to drink?"

"Actually," he pulls a bag from behind his back, "I brought us drinks, candy, and popcorn. I thought we could have a movie night."

"Yes! There's a new movie on Netflix I've been dying to watch!" You take him to the kitchen and prepare the popcorn and cups of ice before sitting on the couch and starting the movie.

When you sit a little further away than he'd like he wraps his arm around you and pulls you closer, "This okay?"

All you can manage is a nod as you snuggle into him.

You wake up with your head in his lap, he's gently stroking your hair, the screen of the TV is black, and he's scrolling through his phone.

"Hey sleepyhead." He says gently smiling down at you as he puts his phone down.

"Fuck. I missed the whole movie didn't I? I'm sorry..."

"Hey, don't worry about it... and I turned it off as soon as you fell asleep."

"How are you so fucking thoughtful and considerate?" You blurt out as you sit up.

"It's easy with you. I just...want you to be happy, always."

You stare into his eyes, the air between you crackles with the electricity of your desire. He pulls you into his lap and wraps his arms tightly around you, still keeping your gaze.

"Can I kiss you?"

You nod and close the distance, a tender kiss that sends waves of butterflies through you, you want to stay here forever. You wrap your arms around his neck, desperately keeping him close as though he might disappear completely if you aren't there to anchor him.

When you finally pull away he cups your face in his, "Wade is an absolute idiot, but he has made me a better man. A man who would do anything to protect the people he loves. I'm lucky to add you to that list."

"You...?"

"Yeah sweetheart, I love you." He smiles softly, "you don't have to say it back, I just wanted-"

"I love you too." You press your lips to his again, he deepens the kiss and before either of you know it you're in a frenzy. You stand and grab his hand leading him to the bedroom.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

And fade to black.

WAIT, you can't just stop before you get to the juicy stuff. You ruined my fanfic! I spent eight months on this, I demand porn with a plot! This is Tumblr, the people are gonna demand a part two at least, and when the writer inevitably gives the people what they want, I'll be there!

You haven't heard the last of user xXxBigDaddyDeadpoolxXx!

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Chapter 6 is here!

“The hairnet looks good on you, Mr. Darcy. I’d like twelve scoops of whatever that brown slop is over there.”

Paradox looked up, blue eyes falling on Wade who gave a little wave on the other side of the plexiglass. He watched the man’s face speedrun through the five stages of grief before finally backtracking to anger.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” Paradox snarled, knuckles going white around the metal ladle in his grip.

The Logans in this chapter and the next:

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Wade and Logan and upset reader ❤️

okay so they'd handle you being upset differently, let me elaborate

Wade is who you go to when you're angry, when today just went the worst way it could have. Work was stressful, you skipped lunch, you don't want to answer another text as long as you live. You think you want to be alone but as soon as you see Wade on the couch with a bottle of wine and homemade cookies and Pride & Prejudice ready to play it's like a weight off of your shoulders.

He could tell by the way your morning went that you would need some quality time that night so he prepared accordingly. He sent Logan our for more wine when he saw the state you were in.

You don't even bother changing, just shedding all of your clothes until you're just comfy in a t shirt, melting into Wade's side and listening to his commentary.

He tells you Mr. Darcy looks familiar and you just laugh it off, sharing a glass and splitting a cookie between kisses.

Logan is who you go to when you're tired, when you're sad and need a shoulder to cry on. His door is always open to you and you take the opportunity, slinking into bed with him and burying your face into his neck.

His arms will wrap around you without hesitation and he'll whisper 'baby?' against your hair, asking you to talk to him. The way he says it squeezes your heart, so soft and loving like you're the most precious thing in the world to him.

You can cry to him, he doesn't mind, he'll just hold you and rub your back until you either talk to him or fall asleep.

Sometimes you stay up to talk to him all night, sniffling, eyes puffy and nose red, until sunlight starts coming through the curtains.

He knows how much this means to you, having someone to lean on. Logan feels like it's the least he can do for you, after everything he's done, if he can keep one person safe and happy it's worth losing sleep.

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The other way around tho, you go to Logan when you're angry and want to yell, he'll encourage you, he wants you to tell everyone exactly how you feel. Listen to you rant about your coworkers, smirk as you aggressively pour whatever drink you're making for the night, and then use your energy against you by blocking you in against the counter with his arms flexed, telling you to take it out on him. He can handle it, show him just how angry you are.

Wade sits and pouts until he's invited in to the bedroom join you.

When you're sad and Wade is there to take care of you, he tries so hard to joke his way out of it. Tries to get you to smile, to let things go. If you're so set on being sad, he'll offer to take care of you. Laying you down gently, making sure you're comfy and fed, kissing you everywhere until you're shoving his face away and then he kisses your palms. He needs you to smile, he needs you to let him in to help. You do let him in, not just to your thoughts, but also into your shared bed. Hes never been particularly slow or gentle, but he'll take care of you the best he can and by the time you fall asleep you won't even remember why you were sad.

Logan will slink in behind you later, squeezing your body closer to Wade, smelling like whiskey and smoke.

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What’s the Darcy myth book?

Oh God. Um. Basically, it’s a book called The Darcy Myth, which has the meanest, most asinine, most bewildering misreading of Pride and Prejudice with the thesis that characters like Darcy have made generations of silly female novel readers stupidly love mean, moody, distant men and long for emotionally abusive relationships. I’ve only read reviews of it because the reviews have made me foaming at the mouth angry about the whole flawed premise— Espeically the fact that in the WaPo review of the book the author said that the Darcy myth props up a Gothic and patriarchal universe that trains women from childhood to invest in men who treat them poorly.

MAAM

DID YOU EVEN READ THE BOOK

THE WHOLE GODDAMN DRIVE OF ELIZABETH BENNET’S CHARACTER IS THAT SHE DOES NOT WANT TO END UP IN AN UNEQUAL AND SHITTY MARRIAGE WITH A PARTNER SHE DOESNT RESPECT

SHE TURNS DOWN DARCY’S FIRST PROPOSAL LITERALLY BECAUSE HE TREATS HER POORLY WHILE PROPOSING

ELIZABETH DOESNT CHANGE HIM DARCY CHANGES HIS OWN BEHAVIOR BECAUSE HES ASHAMED OF WHAT SHE THINKS OF HIM

It’s also insultingly victim-Blamey and very 18th century in its puritanical idea of the corrupting force of novels on the weak and silly female brain, because OBVIOUSLY women are incapable of critical thinking. You can only shield yourself from abuse and evil by consuming the RIGHT kind of media. Sorry, I didn’t realize that if I just fucking jettison the inventor and refiner of free indirect discourse and one of the most brilliant users of dramatic irony my life will be completely free from the shackles of patriarchy!! WOW WHO KNEW THAT IF I STOPPED READING JANE AUSTEN ROE V WADE WOULD BECOME PART OF THE FUCKING CONSTITUION

The author also flat out ignores the text by insisting that Darcy forced Lydia to marry Wickham when

a) Lydia WANTED to marry Wickham

B) Darcy is LITERALLY THE ONLY CHARACTER who told Lydia, “I know you ran off with this guy but I’ll help you leave him and go back to your family. You don’t have to marry him even if you slept with him.”

It also posits the Dumbfuck ideas that P&P is all about a heroine’s ability to fix a broken man (WRONG WRONG WRONG JANE AUSTEN’S ENTIRE OUEVRE EXAMINES THE INTERSECTION OF SOCIETAL FORCES AND PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY AND POINTS OUT THAT CHANGE CAN ONLY COME FROM WITHIN) and is the classic enemies to lovers (HUGELY FUCKING WRONG ELIZABETH IS INDIFFERENT TO DARCY UNTIL WICKHAM AND DARCY’S IN LOVE OR FALLING IN LOVE WITH ELIZABETH MOST OF THE BOOK. AT NO POINT DOES HE CONSIDER HER AN ENEMY NOR DOES ELIZABETH CONSIDER HIM ONE.)

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Best Character Named X Poll

I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day. New polls scheduled for 1:30PM BST everyday.

If your favourite character is not included in the poll very sorry i have either never heard of them or actively chose not to include them as theres only 6 characters per poll. Characters will only count of that is their first name, surnames do not count. Official characters in canon only, please do not submit OCs.

Round 320: Camille

Round 321: Olaf

Round 322: Dana

Round 323: Tim

Round 324: Daisy

Round 325: Quentin

Round 326: Flora

Past Polls

Poll Ideas under the cut

Names that I have a complete list for*

Rebecca, Steve, Victoria, Katherine, George, Diana, Andy, Nora, Angel, Judy, Jo, Miranda, Pearl, Malcolm, Jamie, Tam, Klaus, Luna, Delilah, Claudia, Juliet, Jonas, Celia, Katya, Cynthia, Corey, Minerva, Ebony, Miriam, Percy, Bianca, Amara, Cleo, Cecil, Mabel, May, August, Francis, Matilda, Deborah, Jared, Kendra, Ophelia, Liesel, Fitz, Aurora, Ramona, Orion, Kala, Madeline, Anastasia, Kit, Marian, Lena, Polly, Cora, Leah, Jules, Irene, Laurie, Laurel, Hilda, Valentine, Joe, Monty, Skye, Walter, Marissa, Hope, Oberon, Lorna, Ace, Calvin, Bridget, Ulrich, Roger, Stella, Lenore, Wanda, Winona, Hannibal, Newt, Aiden, Oscar, Dorian, Dorothy, Una, Marnie, Mirabel, Dora, Olympia, Toby, Chip, Fearne, Axel, Gil, Bo, Rue, Leslie, Isabelle, Agnes, Luther, Sally, Delia, Richter, Scarlet, Bernard, Ray, Nigel, Selina, Harley, Blue, Missy, Perry, Paige, Duke, Tao, Gemma, Cornelius, Wendy, Apollo, Celeste, Clyde, Summer, Esther, Cole, Kieran, Melody, Vivian, Haley, Prudence, Ralph, Azrael, Lauren, Molly, Pauline, Athena, Darcy, Stan, Dana, Lee, Red, Stuart, Cliff, Gabriel, Octavia, Tsukasa, Anita, Esme, Ella, Heather, Riley, Pyrrha, Rupert, Ada, Orlando, Blair, Parker, Ike, Yukari, Tanya, Briar, Amber, Akira, Irma, Marlene, Trixie, Harriet, Letitia, Koichi, Katrina, Echo, Annette, Nami, Dale, Rod, Nina, Carina, Wade, Alucard, Rosemary, Lance, Yuki, Elena, Donatello, Puck, Callie, Moe, Hunter, Poppy, Titania, Fox, Melinda, Terry, Jackson, Melanie, Sunny, Dee, Clive, Freya, Randall, Caeser, Marina, Sasha, Dawn, Zain, Ron, Edith, Candy, Carlos, Raiden, Tara

Names I have an incomplete list for (welcome to send character suggestions)

Richter, Yasmin, Chase, Tina, Rudolf, Melvin, Melissa, Adele, Adeline, Jem, Dolores, Jude, Ginger, Bellamy, Jacob, Reese, Nemo, Addison, Adelaide, Candace, Abraham, Ragnar, Destiny, Hero, Drew, Raphael, Wallace, Jean (feminine), Cheryl, Shane, Tegan, Matthias, Liam, Ellis, Dennis, Josie, Mike, Bailey, Eden, Giselle, Suki, Keith, Wilfred, Blaine, Pam, Brianna, Sabine, Roman, Kalina, Mindy, Monet, Zara, Marcus, Elias, Mira, Glen, Farah, Faith, Enid, Ross, Antoinette, Elodie, Mallory, Kay, Renee, Willow, Albert, Howard, Oswald, Clem, Jace, Howell, Rowan, José, Christian, Ravi, Dev, Valerie, Norma, Tristan, Jolene, Yumi, Sakura, Carol, Carrie, Casper, Septimus, Rosalind, Rosamund, Rosie, Rosa, Gerald, Geraldine, Gerard, Ariel, Ariadne, Anya, Ida, Rocky, Mal, Solomon, Sol, Vera, Vincent, Nolan, Sage, Jojo, Calliope, Roxy, Roxanne, Silver, Noel, Noelle, Stacy, Lloyd, Alba, Virginia, Eva, Amos, Petra, Marla, Dante, Gretchen, Rhydian, Russ, Tate, Tatum, Morris, Ambrose, Doug, Grant, Graham, Aaron, Ivan, Paris, Doris, Rain, Sora, Wayne, Helga, Garth, Constantine, Sonny, Courtney, Jamal, Niall

Feel free to send more suggestions

*subject to change, you can still submit a character if there is no strikethrough if you think theres a character that its an absolute crime i dont add. Please don't suggest anything for the names with a strikethrough as they are polls that are already in my queue waiting to be published.

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As a fandom we (rightfully) talk a lot about Fear The Ocean, but it is time to stop sleeping on ep 250 Intermission. Maybe it was my fault for never teaching you how? But Darcy we can practice right now?? Thank you caterer, for wading through this fuzz? You were catering this event but now you’re catering to US???? Fuck me up