#wad preshow

[danandphilupdates]

dan preshow tweet

10/2/24

[bassband]

If I had a nickel for every time Dan Howell implied that in a post-apocalyptic situation he would become deranged and carry Phil's skull around like Hamlet and talk to it/use it as a weapon I would have at least two nickels and that's kind of a lot of nickels

[honeyedheartss]

someone just liked this and I want to follow up with this piece of info. I accidentally met the Llama hat person from the second to last bullet point thru the sonny angel community and became friends with them before it came up 4 months in that that was them.

the seattle pre show! I'm a lil late but here u go

- he went to pikes place and the space needle and saw a lady selling hot cider and thought it was whimsical

- he asked us if we liked living in Seattle and we were the only city who mainly said yes. the only other place who's said they like where they live was Wales.

- coffee or tea? he is a "coffee slut".

- if he left right then to get a tattoo he would have to be very drunk because he has commitment issues but he would wind up getting the original horny starbucks logo with the mermaid showing her tits and spreading fin

- someone asked "have you had dicks?" which he was offended by, and then read that it was a local burger joint. he was SO happy he could get a Bag of Dicks. he wound up talking about it for almost a minute and said he would go get a bag of dicks after the show.

- last anime he watched was my hero academia because he was catching up

- favorite anime of all time is Fullmetal Alchemist. he hasn't watched all if it just a few episodes and "there's a really cute scene of a dad and her daughter" [he said verbatim but he meant a daughter and her dad obvs]

- he was asked how he came up with the concept for the show and he said one morning he woke up and screamed bc the world was going to end and decided to make a show.

- his strangest phobia is a fear of man made objects underwater.

- someone told him to name 3 Hatsune Miku songs or they would leave and he DID!! and in record time too

- his clickbait title for the show would be "Potential Dan Ass Reveal?"

- he doesn't wear any layers under his jumpsuit (which the theatre all went "ew" to) and he ripped it because someone shouted "cunt" at him and he squatted too fast

- he is pro-soup!

- BUT he is VEHEMENTLY against people who think cereal is a soup

- someone brought their mom and he told her to close her ears and her eyes and he was sorry

- he was asked about his history with DDR and he said he actually played it as a kid and got good at it and now he's the person who's too good at it to be cool because you go to play with friends and then there is an annoying fuck doing jumps and combos and you don't enjoy it anymore and that's him

- very offended that someone asked him how to survive college

- "British people aren't real they were created by the American government so they could be the victims of history"

- he doesn't like boba :(

- "what is something that keeps you motivated to do youtube" nothing.

- "is dystopia daily for the bit bc all of it feels like it's for the bit but none of it does" he said they'd nailed the vibe of the show.

the guests are always confused and scared but Phil was the most weirded out. Dodie went with it and his gramma rolled with it and spit back sass really fast and he said he should replace Phil with his gramma.

- he filmed a dystopia daily with Louise but she was very scared and he's not sure how much of it is going to be approved to post even after editing

- he was asked how much money to eat a chip off the ground and he said he would probably pay us to eat floor chips. they spilled pickles in the bus and put the floor ones on the table when they were cleaning up and he snuck and ate them when no one was around

- called himself a "dirty pickle bitch"

- told someone to name their cat Susan 3

- in regards to his election day photo "democracy needs saving and I will post a nude for democracy"

- his toxic trait is that he's always right. if he doesn't know the answer to something he won't give an opinion and when he does and someone disagrees he waits for them to Google it with a smug look on his face

- he doesn't think he would have finished law school in an alternate universe, he would have been on OnlyFans

- his favorite Disney character is the Beast from Beauty and the Beast

- someone asked when he was going back to the spray tan and he got offended that they thought it was fake and said "no I just used to go on holiday with my family. and phil. and now I don't touch sunlight"

- his favorite song to play on piano is the final fantasy song he posted on his story a while ago or Chopin's Nocturne in C-Sharp Minor

- he just roasted the shit out of the 12 yo who sold him that axe

- he got Phil a pair of socks that had sasquatch being abducted by UFOs

- his favorite tree is a Maple tree and he thinks they're very dainty

- he's not an influencer he's an artist 🙄

- when he's at olive garden he let's them grate the cheese for an uncomfortably long time. he is a 'whore for parmesan'

- his starter for pokemon violet was the gay duck. obviously.

- someone blamed him for why they're gay and he said we're not allowed to bill him for our therapy

- his past self would be terrified, excited, and more than mildly concerned at his present state of being.

- we all need to love our younger selves because if he can love the version of himself that made Hello Internet then we can love the version of ourselves who wore cat whiskers because of him

- the tour is about celebrating that we are all still alive despite the cat whiskers and 2015 and healing our inner childs

- and then he bullied someone wearing a Llama hat.

- the end <3

[ahappydnp]

hewwooo! as dnp (and a lot of phannies) are such foodies and always try to hit up local places on tour i thought it'd be cool to make a form where we can recommend places in the show cities :3 please share and add your own!

RESULTS HERE

[simplydnp]

thinking about how phil called his cardboard cut-out 'excited' when dan said it was weak in the knees. unrelatedly thinking about phil's own knees going out at seeing sister daniel. anyway

[goldenpinof]

[lessthanpog]

i already cant remember most of my tit show :( its been. 68 days apparently which is fucking crazy. i keep forgetting to delete the countdown reminder from my phone screen gjwkfkwka i rlly hope they release it online like WAD because i know rewatching it will help me remember. and the lovely community resources that archive the exclusive moments from each show i owe you my life <3<3<3<3 i dont know if all the confessions from my show (milwaukee) were saved and by the time i saw i couldnt remember any of them :( but all around im sososo grateful to this community's effort of archiving content because as someone with a disgustingly bad memory (could not tell you what i was doing at this time yesterday kind of bad memory) it is so helpful to have blogs i can go to for reminders about stuff (even if i may forget their urls sometimes gkwkfkwoq)

[dandp]

I'm choosing not to think about the content of tit itself because it scares me so I'm instead getting excited thinking of all the preshow content we're about to get. Dan and Phil answering random questions live in front of us in this era will surely be gay and chaotic as hell I can't wait

[an-internet-introvert]

Well...

It is now officially 2024 where I am, how will dnp shock the shit out of me this year

[bitchslapblastoids]

And here’s two minutes of them flirting on the wad preshow livestream

[danrifics]

once again thinking about the wad preshow where someone asks him what the gayest things he’s ever done is and he says have sex with a man 😂

[danandphilupdates]

dan preshow tweet

11/2/23

[sandinmybed]

CARDIFF TIT N2: SHIT I REMEMBER

- during preshow someone asked Dan and Phil to say the name of that long Welsh town and Dan said "llanfairCHKKHKCHK*gagging sounds*" lmao

- two cards in a row called them Mr and Mr games

- Dan thought Nosferatu was horny

- Phil fumbled like his third line in the show bless him but they didn't noticeably mess up at any other point!

- during the doll segment Phil accidentally threw one of the finished/discarded dolls on the wrong side of their little table thing and had to sneak back and put it back up lol

- I SLAPPED THE SLIME. I put my hand up to slap it because I was on the end of my row and Dan was like "COME CLOSER" and I slapped it and he was like AGAIN so I slapped three times lmfao. the slime is curiously lukewarm and shallow and it's fucking big there's like 5 slime colours in there I guess they just fill a bowl with random shop slime lol

- I mentioned this in the group chat and apparently several people could see me very well and think I'm hot LOVE THAT

- sister Daniel has great legs

- I got hit by the confession water a few times lol

- towards the end of the show me and the people behind me ended up being Dan's Designated Eye Contact People lmfao

- the conspiracies were Vegas, tour bus bed, joint shitties, and clothes sharing

- Phil made a bad dragon joke because Wales = dragon and Dan was like WAY TOO MANY OF YOU GOT THAT

- they referenced phan Vs jedus like 3 times guys we have made them SO smug with that one fjfjfndj

- the yap for a minute topic was sleep and Phil said he had a dream about Dan walking down a corridor just making tongue pop noises. Dan said "I used to have such crazy dreams when I was a kid and now I just have dreams that I'm two minutes late for a bus! The infinite multiverse of creativity that my brain can create and I dream about That and this is because Phil doesn't let us eat cheese before bed!! I could have the craziest cheddar nightmares!" (Dan babe you can eat cheese even if phil can't fnfjfn)

- the role model game had "CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM" as the answer to "Phil helps old ladies ..."

- linguist Phil has a basement full of twinks!

- lawyer Dan outlawed the queen (last time Dan was in Cardiff for WAD it was the queen's fucking funeral lol) and writes erotic fanfiction about jesus (Dan says he writes jedus fic)

- both real Phil and real Dan got murdered by the audience rip dads

- sister Daniel has great legs. did I say that already we went to karaoke after I'm drunk I had 4 desperados. she was wearing the beige shorts no phussy today

- the camera feed wasn't working well during the wrestling so when they ran around the theatre I don't think people saw much unless they were on the bottom floor (stalls) lol rip

- I'm so fucking obsessed with the song

[danandphilplay]

thank you to everyone who suggested more vids where phil does this! especially the wad preshow man that was gayer than i remember. also like pt1 i had to shorten quotes because of poll wordcount but timestamps for each below:

roasting our own red carpet fashion at 17:21

roasting our own red carpet fashion at 17:24

phil’s birthday charity livestream at 25:49

phil’s birthday charity livestream at 25:55

wad preshow at 6:40

wad preshow at 8:00

wad preshow at 8:22

wad preshow at 8:30

wad preshow at 9:09

date night with dan and phil at 8:12

[stillarchivingdnp]

heyo !! i know it's kinda late but i'm looking for the wad lovestream upload from february this year, the preshow part specifically where phil was rating dan's outfits!!

i didnt get to watch it live and my friend told me at the time that she thinks she saw my m&g pic, but i cant find an upload. do you know of where i could find it?

i feel like i should be fine posting these videos now that its been almost a year since the stream?

here it the pre show orange carpet you are asking about

and here is the after show Q&A and original slittening

[goldenpinof]

@/CHECKEREDLESTER: DAN AT STAGE DOOR 🥺🥺