#w359 Minkowski

[heaven-knowss]

Forgot to post these Wolf 359 ID cards :)

Inspired by NASA ID cards I saw on Google

Don't look at Doug's face just look away and pretend it's normal

[michaelmylove]

I love my silly lil blorbos. the guys. the sillies.

[notnotravenpond]

idk why in my brain Minkowski had a wife not a husband. And every time he's mentioned I'm like, oh the wife right right

[soph-the-podcast-nerd]

Eiffel is the kind of guy whos feminist but like in a lazy way

(and also its because he thinks everyone including women are better than him especially the women on the USS Hephaestus)

Hold on lemme explain. my headcannon is hes like:

yeah women are amazing they’re smart and talented and as good men. Honestly they’re probably more capable at doing things. That is why I believe that minkowski should be the one to go outside and fix the ship, she is WAY more capable than i have ever been. I will be eating chips and saying encouraging things from in here.

Ok yes I know I was *supposed* to do this but we all know that lovelace is a genius and if she took care of it she would do the job twice as well in half the time. So we all agree that lovelace should do it right? And everyone can just chill about the damn starcharts?

So yes I am supposed to know all of this yes but whenever I dont know it hera does an excellent job of telling me. Like shes got everything in that awesome mind of hers. Honestly if she had a body id probably be replaced I dont know what the hell I’m doing. My point is why do I need to know all of price and carter when hera can just tell me what to do. Like lead the way.

my point is he genuinely does believe in the intelligence and capabilities of women but as we all know eiffel can be really lazy and an incompetent insubordinate hyena, so hes just like you guys are all so smart and I dont know what I’m doing so how about you do the smart people stuff while I watch home alone 2 lost in new york.

[cryptidram]

shoutout to the two people that will like this . wolf 359 and greater gatsby crossover!!!!!! i think eiffel and fig would be great friends despite the fact that one speaks entirely in shitty movie references and the other speaks in like. limericks. and ford and minkowski would get along i think :) ford would hate kepler though like they would NOT get along

[hedgearty]

I Wolf 359’d @punkitt-is-here’s horsecomic

[wheredidmyarmsgo]

episode 39 is amazing for many reasons but one of my favorite things about it is that minkowski and jacobi seem absolutely disgusted at the idea of high-fiving each other

[maircries]

Mair’s Episode 1 Rewatch:

Shoutout to @sleepy-spaceman for enabling me enjoy babes

Mayhaps im silly and remembering wrong because it was a few months ago i first listened, but Doug sounds much younger and in this first episode

Noooo babe not min-cow-ski 😭😭😭

Holy shit he’s so mean to Hera???

Am I the only one who wondered if Doug’s cigarette addiction started after he went sober and used as a coping mechanism? Like, trading one vice for another?

I’ve seen a lot of things about how Eiffel DOES know how to be serious when the time comes for it, but I feel like we as an audience shouldn’t have been surprised because when he starts to hear that weird feedback from the star in episode one he is Immediately in alert and using formal language readouts to try and figure out if anyone else is on the other side

Are—are they— is Doug drinking his coffee through a straw??

“So that’s happening”

Holy shit he really does say Minkowski’s name correctly as a bit, it’s not like he’s forgotten or it’s muscle memory to say it incorrectly

Hera is so baby this early what the fuck

Stop being so rude to Hera Doug 😭😭😭 she was doing as you asked

Hilbert sounds so silly this episode 😭😭

Also it’s now so easy to hear that hilbert is played by Zach Valenti, I never noticed when I first listened believe it or not

Doug is so adhd coded

[nobodysdaydreams]

My Fic About a Duckling Imprinting on Daniel Jacobi Has Begun.

A gift for @serial-serializednovelreader because she's awesome! 🥰

Please enjoy:

Chapter Summary: Minkowski grapples with feelings of guilt over what she did to Doctor Maxwell and considers how she might make things right. Meanwhile, Lovelace discovers that Jacobi has found a creative new way to utilize his more violent talents.

[tuff-the-dwarf]

hey chat. Minkowski poem, alright?

[cranescurses]

" You wanna go up to the red line? Let's go. "

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my fav minkowski quote ever i love you come back to me you where rhe greatest ever

[eva-birdman]

I don't know why I bite

[theartingace]

why yes, I have been spending WAY too much of my time drawing zero-G gags because hey, it's an audio medium- I have to imagine the shenanigans they can get up too with no gravity myself. 90% is Minkowski throwing Eiffel cause I think she deserves it 😌

[stray-tickles]

Thinking about how Minkowski's crew was formed in response to Lovelace's crew. How there were a lot of talented people on Lovelace's crew that formed a miracle plan to escape, so Minkowski got less than half the manpower. How Rhea was a problem for Hilbert, so Hera had an override protocol that he could use any time. How most of Lovelace's crew were friendly, so they made sure that Eiffel and Minkowski wouldn't be, and therefore be worse off in a crisis. Just. Gah.

[commsroom]

you're remembering this wrong. (by @hehearse)

[potato-lord-but-not]

W359 DOODLES YAYYY