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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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i now pronouns you husband/wife

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truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

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Just got the email at work that my office will be complying with Trump’s “Defending Women” executive order.

Time for me to embrace my butch/masc phase every day in the office until someone harasses me about what’s in my pants so I can embarrass the shit out of them.

And yes, this is the same exec order that has made EVERYONE biologically female. They still have not changed it.

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Playlists for Television/Movies

Steve Harrington - Stranger Things

Steve Harrington & Robin Buckley - Stranger Things

Merlin/Arthur Pendragon - BBC Merlin

Nandor the Relentless/Guillermo de la Cruz - What We Do in the Shadows

Todd Anderson/Neil Perry - Dead Poets Society

Stede Bonnet/Edward “Blackbeard” Teach - Our Flag Means Death

Playlists for Books

Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus - The Locked Tomb Trilogy

Six of Crows - Six of Crows Duology

Crooked Kingdom - Six of Crows Duology

Yeah so that’s all I’ll put here, but feel free to browse through the rest of my playlists!! I have 99 total so far, and I like to think I cover a wide array, these are just the fandom related ones. I’ve got some for hating men, hating America, found family trope feels, gifted kid burnout, religious trauma, and so many more!! Enjoy!!

Playlist Masterlist

I’ve got a lot of playlists and some people have expressed interest in them, so here we go gang.

Playlists for Podcasts

Doug Eiffel - Wolf 359

Diggory Graves - Hello from the Hallowoods

Static Man/Nicholas Waters - Archive 81

Caleb Michaels/Adam Hayes - The Bright Sessions

Sammy Stevens/Ben Arnold - King Falls AM

Juno Steel - The Penumbra Podcast

The Magnus Archives

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Playlist Masterlist

I’ve got a lot of playlists and some people have expressed interest in them, so here we go gang.

Playlists for Podcasts

Doug Eiffel - Wolf 359

Diggory Graves - Hello from the Hallowoods

Static Man/Nicholas Waters - Archive 81

Caleb Michaels/Adam Hayes - The Bright Sessions

Sammy Stevens/Ben Arnold - King Falls AM

Juno Steel - The Penumbra Podcast

The Magnus Archives

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For no reason here is a library story

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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I really need someone to understand Wolf 359 in the exact same way as me so I can share songs with them. They need to GET it.

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can you imagine you go to a fancy italian restaurant and before you go through the doors the doorman stops you and is like Signore Per Fevore, I Simply Must Remove Your Jacket Before You Enter and youre like well if you must, its getting a little shabby anyways and he says It Is My Pleasure Signore and then he smashes you over the head and cuts you up into little pieces for your flavour and aroma. such is the life of the humble garlic

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Merlin: me and Arthur are courting!!

Leon: we already knew?

Merlin: we started courting two days ago??

Leon: the fuck were you doing before

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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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If you’re an American federal employee and got an email saying “it’s ok to quit your job.” Do not, for the love of everything, quit your job. This is purely a scare tactic to get rid of as many people as possible without legal consequences.