#villainous facial hair

[billskaarsgard]

BILL SKARSGÅRD Villains (2019) dir. Dan Berk, Robert Olsen

[escargoonie-goo]

cuphead fans be like "omg look it's my favourite character!" and they show you a picture of a spoon or something

[maddymoreau]

[bizarrescribblez]

whos up and wants to see alan’s worst look possible

BABYGIRL WHAT WAS THIS….

[anti-cosmofangirl]

Why, yes, I have labored away to try to do art like the old masters just to be able to paint a weird dead guy from a 2013 cartoon that no one remembers.

[katyspersonal]

When I am watching video essays from this guy, my face actually starts to hurt from realization that I don't have facial hair like this :т I can't explain it, I just want this type of face specifically (with facial hair that is not too much but Enough and glasses)

But I just realized that I've been creating Laurence to look like the most appealing male appearance for me and:

Lol yeah I see how it is fsdhhdfs xDDD *sob emoji*

Guess I just really want to have facial hair and glasses. I mean, thanks GOD I don't need glasses yet??? , but yeah. Why can't humans be like dwarves where everyone has facial hair regardless of biological sex? :pensive:

[horsyunicorn]

@haeluin neutral/lawful evil necromancer wizard Geoff Tav

[sysig]

Blue Guy, Big Guy (Patreon)

[lastmayqueen]

actually so important to me that ballister has elements of a villain-like appearance mixed in to his character design. the scar over his eye!!! the evil little goatee!!! the dark armour!!! all staples of your classic villain, and you wouldn’t think much of it beyond ‘interesting choice’ because clearly he’s the hero but then five minutes in to the movie he’s framed!!! and suddenly he has to face the world thinking he’s evil and i just. they were so right for giving him those features.  as an audience, we’re used to people who look like the shining golden hero being framed, and we’re yelling at the other characters because just look at them! obviously they’re not evil! but the Nimona artists flipped the script and gave us a main character who doesn’t look automatically obviously innocent. he has real moments where he looks dangerous and evil. and its so important because i just. i cant find the words but you KNOW im right. something something it connects to ballister struggling against the prejudices of him being a commoner knight. its about how the system looks for any excuse to punish what is ‘other’. its about not having the protection of conformity and convention. its about being unable to escape how people see you even if that doesn’t match what you are. 

[targentis]

i think specifically i should say i like fire emblem Villains. as a grand sweeping statement. because it usually checks out. if there's an enemy general/tactician and they're weird and gay they're my favorite and i can't change this. also 3h is not a fire emblem game to me hope this helps

[rumor-weed]

hmmm, that pepper looks... familiar. Chilli? More like...

PETER PEPPERAZZI

[marty--party]

whenever someone draws a character and they give them those wispy little teenager mustaches or peach fuzz on their chins 10 years are added to my lifespan

[burningrhino]

Captain Bloodbeard

A fiendish pirate from Greece and a rival to Captain Pure

[casekt]

Just saw someone say they're glad that larian didn't make Cazador hot...... are you blind or just stupid?????????????

[mrleech1]

Noel Gugliemi

Hey, It's That So-Cal Gangster Probably Named Hector

What you know him for: Playing Latino gangsters such as "Hector" in The Fast and the Furious, "Hector" in Fresh Off the Boat, and, in a stunning departure, "Ex-Prisoner at River" in The Dark Knight Rises.

[alyakthedorklord]

Batman the Playboy

Justice League, not quite early days but before proper identity reveals, though everyone knows Batman knows theirs, bc he has Opinions™ and Constructive Criticisms™ on their secret-keeping.

The issue is brought up on random occasions. The most notable incident- the Justice League, including Batman, being Drunk for Bonding, (or hit with some kind of drug while out saving the world) and Batman, in a fit of paranoid good intentions because he CARES about these idiots, damnit, why must they be so careless, starts insulting them.

Batman, leaning heavily on the table: “GL, you’re a mess, I don’t even know where to start with you. And Arrow! Your goatee is so distinctive, it’s a wonder no one has called you out on it-“

Green Arrow, also drunk: “Alright, there’s no need to insult my awesome facial hair-”

Batman, in despair: “It’s so ugly.”

Green Arrow: (offended noises)

Green Lantern: “Okay, the only reason you know our secret identities is because you’re a rude nosy bastard who needs to know everything about us like a creepy stalker who needs an ego boost! We’re not stupid, Spooky, we’re just polite. We could figure you out easily if we wanted to. Superman can see right through your mask!”

Usually, Batman would have a good response to that. Something smart and reasonable like “villains won’t care for your privacy, I’m testing you,” or something cutting like “I don’t care enough about you to go digging, I set your secret identity as a training exercise for Robin.”

However, Batman is Drunk, because for some reason imbibing drugs that dampen higher brain function is socially acceptable and often, for some reason, expected, because it’s “team bonding” and “come on just loosen up a bit.” (Also for him, drunk=Brucie)

So what Batman ends up saying is: “I could kiss you full on the lips in my secret identity and you wouldn’t know a thing.”

Superman, plucking the glass from Batman’s hand: “Aaaand that is enough alcohol for you!”

Batman nods. Thank God. He wants to go home and sleep. But first: “Superman, yours is so stupid it’s almost impressive-”

———

Of course, Green Lantern has smelled a challenge. And Green Lantern must annoy Batman. It’s his true superpower. So, the next time they meet (sober) he brings up the issue again.

GL: “So about what you said at the party… the part where you could kiss us full on the lips without us knowing. You still confident in that without liquid courage, Spooky? Bet you your real name you can’t do it.”

Batman, regretting the fact that alcohol has ever passed his lips: “I could do it, but I will not.”

Flash, curious: “Why’s that?”

Batman: “Informed Consent. I will not risk making any of you feel violated, or manipulated, for the sake of a stupid bet and my ego.”

GA, still offended by the goatee comment, trying to back Batman into a corner: “So if we give consent, we’re fair game? Try me, Batman. Even you can’t pull this off. Anyone else game?”

Some of the Justice League laughs, raising their hands.

Flash: “Come get me, hot stuff! I’ll call you out!”

Wonder Woman: “It could be amusing.”

Martian Manhunter: “I would be far too difficult a target.”

Green Arrow: “Not just you. C’mon, Spooky, flirting well enough to get a kiss from me? I’m a classy lady.”

Black Canary: “D-class, maybe.”

Superman, wants a kiss in on the fun: 🙋🏻‍♂️

“So that’s it then!” Green Lantern says smugly. “Batman, if you can kiss… how many people raised their hands? Ah yes- HALF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE, without anyone realizing it’s you, then you win.”

Batman scoffs and walks out, leaving the Justice League in stitches at their joke. Because- Batman? Being good enough at flirting to land a kiss on half the league, without it being forced or awkward, without them recognizing his body language, his voice, his build? How ridiculous!

The Batman is Autistic. The Batman does not understand jokes, especially not ones that are half truths. The Batman has consent, and something to prove.

And Bruce Wayne, billionaire, playboy, and sexy DILF, has targets.

(Please tell me how you think he gets each League member.)

Edit: there have been a bunch of awesome additions in the notes! My own take here.