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jarofstyles · 1 year ago

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Jarofstyles Fic Rec 2023 🪽

hello my loves! Here is our updated fic rec.

[some may be repeats of last year because we reread them!]

Also check out our fic rec account, @jarofstylesrecs for some we most definitely missed!

There are so many I want to put on here and I’ll update it again, but here we are! Let me know of any fics you recommend 🩷

WATTPAD-

Bambi- vanillasoy (or @queenofgraveyards here) (ceo soft H, in my top 5)

Flower- vanillasoy (bodyguard/grumpy h x sunshine ofc)

Devil’s Due- petite_cerise (classic dark!H)

Adonis- temptress_ (dark!H and fierce OFC)

Valhalla- temptress_ (Viking!H)

Baby Blue- theasstour (artist!H and model y/n)

Lucky Penny- alisonfelix (teacher h, soft, ofc finding herself)

Informed Consent- alisonfelix (college romance, absolutely tooth rotting fluff I’m obsessed)

One Night Stand- alisonfelix (short story, pregnancy one night stand plot. A lil angsty but cute)

Ladybug- _screamingcolour (50’s au, super cute)

Pirouette- _screamingcolour (ballerina ofc, so fucking cute it hurts)

Flower Girl- sushirrrry (idk how to describe but chef’s kiss)

Celestial- sushirrrry (WIP, it hurts but it feels good, nerdy h who loves the stars)

Wildflowers- latenightgab (assholeish tattoorry, single dad)

Jezebel- latenightgab (sugar daddy ceo x dancer teacher)

Office Hours- latenightgab (lawyer and professor H x student)

Pink Slip- stillhurtingstyles (plus size! Assistant y/n x boss h)

Always - styleslegend (my OG favorite fic, nerdy h x popular y/n, old but good)

A Lifetime With You- anenglishbird (supernatural au, witchy, adore it)

Inclination- peanutboyfriend (sexuality discovery, so good)

Aerial- peanutboyfriend (aerialist h and ofc, 60’s set, another top 10 fic)

1789- everlasts (period piece, just read it. French Revolution)

Breaking The Ice- sarbearfive (hockey!H)

Sail My Ridges- @1800titz (new but soooo fucking good. Piraterry, writing is phenomenal as usual)

The Devil is a Gentleman- @1800titz (again, writing is incredible. Kink heavy, lovely, bdsm club, masks, real estate agent H- just please read it)

Sinners Place- @shroombloomm (so fucking good, preistrry, all the good drama, 10/10)

Do I Wanna Know? - @eatyourhoneyh (trust me, stripper ofc. Obsessed)

Boston- witchysunflower (hockey h, cheating plot)

Haste- htownrry (pregnancy plot but unconventional, racer h, very good)

TUMBLR-

Prosecco- @moonchildstyles (older!H)

Gravity- @moonchildstyles (camboyrry)

Aster- @moonchildstyles (tattoorry grumpy sunshine)

Èlan- @moonchildstyles (bodyguardrry that pulled my heart strings)

firemanrry- @jawllines (softest H, made of sugar and the little puppy :( )

Ballerinarry- @jawllines (enemies to lovers, obsessed)

Young American- @0nlythrowharrybeaux (tattoo artists h and y/n, so well written)

Wolves- @0nlythrowharrybeaux (Wolfrry!!!)

A Good Fit- @0nlythrowharrybeaux (trust me, read)

LVRS CLUB- @0nlythrowharrybeaux (sex club slay)

Best Friend’s Dadrry- @gurugirl (exactly what it says. So good)

The Arrangement- @gurugirl (sugar daddy h!)

The Ex- @gurugirl (trusf me again)

The whole Knockout series- @freedomfireflies (yall don’t even know how feral this series makes me…)

404- @freedomfireflies (again obsessed, nerdy enemies chefs kiss)

Silk and Rope- @cupid-styles (dom/sub dynamic, so soft)

Only Angel- @cupid-styles (tattorry, experienced h, shy y/n)

Complicated Freak- @lukesaprince (best friends Dadrry is a weakness)

Rich- @lukesaprince (older! H, age gap,)

Mutually Beneficial - @cherryjuiceblues (Dom/sub dynamics, perfection!)

Could You Live With Just a Taste- @frioamor (Dom/sub, smut is mind blowing)

Love’s Divine- @atlafan (nanny!h omg)

Peaches & Cream- @atlafan (anything they write tbh)

You’re Someone I Just Want Around- @adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy & @sunflowervolvimp3 (I put this every year bc I reread it every single year. I’m obsessed. My Roman Empire. I’ve never heard ‘like real people do’ the same since.)

Please You- @adorebeaa (again just trust me)?

Wolfrry- @adorebeaa (please I’m obsessed w this and the smut is incredible)

The Dark King- @shroombloomm (so so so so so good, dark obviously but I love it)

Achilles Heel- @angelisverba (I’m obsessed w their writing and plugrry but this smut is mind blowing)

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writingoddess1125 · 1 year ago

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Welcome! Request: CLOSED

My name is JC and I love writing!

KOFI

I Write Mostly Angsty Slice of Life but always open to request!

Masterlist below -

10/28 updated

MARVEL

XMEN

Kurt Wagner

1999 (Ongoing)

Pt. 1

Pt. 2

Pt. 3

Pt. 4

Pt. 5

Blowin Me up (Ongoing)

Pt. 1

ONE PIECE

You Take Care of Their Hair

You get High with Them

Old Men Series Masterlist

Zoro,Luffy,Corazon Child Series

Crocodile, Law, Sanji Child Series

You Take their Hat

You Cook for Them Even though You such at It

How Strong the Old Man Gene's Are

They Lay on your chest

You give them a Massage

You give them Facemask

Drunk + Spiked

The Moment they fell in love with you

Just a Peak

You Die at Birth

(S)cream

Weird Relationship Milestones

Buggy The Clown I'm your Biggest Fan (Completed)

Pt. 1

Pt. 2

My Heart Breaks (Completed)

Pt. 1

Pt. 2

Theater Brat (Completed)

Theater Brat

Theater Bart Pt. 2

Theater Brat Pt. 3

Fell In Love Alone (Ongoing)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Jessica and Roger Rabbit Effect

Part 1

Part 2

My Anchor

Solo Act

Not Flashy

Your Seat Awaits

Trouble Comes in Pairs Pt. 1

NSFW Alphabet

Buggy find out about thirst traps

Buggy finds out about thirst traps pt. 2

Not all Silver and Gold

Pain and Pleasure

Switch Things Up

Boardwalk Artist

Poppy Kisses

First Bounty

Modern AU Buggy -> Part 2

Secret Headcanon

Ocean Eyes

Drunk teasing with bestie

You get him a Corgi

Paints on S/O

Roronoa Zoro

Favorite Bartender

N$FW Alphabet

New Parent Zoro

Dancing With Swords (Ongoing)

Part 1

Luffy D. Monkey

Luffy realizing he's in love with you

Warm Mornings

Thunder Buddies

Sanji

Moral Support

Friend Like Me

A Girl to Love

Usopp

Bar Adventure

Shanks

Tag Youre It

You remind me

My Shooting Star

Mihawk

Call Me Sir

Only Us

NSFW Alphabet

Tag Youre It

My heart lies with you

Fight for pleasure

Look up Darling~

Daddy Mihawk

How and Why?

Crack

Morticia and Gomez Effect

Pt. 1

Pt. 2

Pt. 3

Its Done

Pt. 1

Pt. 2

Pt. 3

Crocodile

So Annoying

MISC.

Capitan Kuro X Reader

Alvida X Reader

VIKINGS- Coming Soon

CALL OF DUTY

Relationship Fluff

Medic of 141

Simon 'Ghost' Riley

Dumb cat that loves Simon

Finds out about thirst traps

Blip on the Radar (Ongoing)

Part 1

Part 2.

John 'Soap' McTavish

Koing

Finds out about thirst traps

But do have other interest and willing to write about other Animes, Cartoons, Shows and More!

#marvel imagine #anime imagines #vikings imagines #one piece #buggy the clown x reader #buggy the clown #roronoa zoro #zoro x reader #one piece zoro #ivar the boneless #vikings ivar #hvitserk fanfic #ubbe imagine #kurt wagner x reader #kurt wagner

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medievalandfantasymelee · 27 days ago

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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

SECOND ROUND: 27th Tilt

Ser Davos Seaworth, Game of Thrones (2011-2019) VS. King Théoden, Son of Thengel, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Propaganda

Ser Davos Seaworth, Game of Thrones (2011-2019) Portrayed by: Liam Cunningham Defeated Opponents: - Gest [Jakob Þór Einarsson], When the Raven Flies {Hrafninn flýgur} (1984) - Odda the Elder [Simon Kunz], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)

"SER DAVOS SEAWORTH is the real deal. He's brave and he's honest and he's good with children. Like one single person in the whole of Game of Thrones has managed to dislike Ser Davos Seaworth, and it was because of his moral stand against letting her burn people alive. Every king he meets decides they want this warm-voiced former smuggler on their small council. Hot in a down-to-earth, not-showing-off kind of way. TL;DR: GoT is full of hot psychopaths, but Davos will treat you right.”

King Théoden, Son of Thengel, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) Portrayed by: Bernard Hill Defeated Opponents: - Steapa [Adrian Bouchet], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) - King Ecbert Ealhmunding [Linus Roache], Vikings (2013-2020)

"Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!"

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For Ser Davos:

“I'm not usually into older guys, but Davos is hot! My friend calls him ‘Onion Daddy’.”

“He just has such a kind face! I don’t know how better to explain it. And Davos is just so honourable and good, how could you not love him?”

For Théoden King:

#medieval hotties round 2 #ser davos seaworth #davos seaworth #king theoden #theoden king #game of thrones #lord of the rings trilogy #the lord of the rings #lotr #liam cunningham #bernard hill #fuck that medieval man

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yuujispinkhair · 2 years ago

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Masterlist: Sukuna x Reader

You're dangerous boy, but I love it. The feeling of your eyes on me is magic

Modern!Sukuna:

Yakuza!Sukuna:

They kiss on the ring. I carry the crown

Valentine’s Day/White Day

The King’s birthday surprise

Comfort from the King

Sin for Me

Brat-taming

CEO!Sukuna:

Hot Dilf looking for Babysitter

Heatwave (Omegaverse AU)

Dad!Sukuna being possessive of his wife

Dad!Sukuna + lactation kink

Lovebug

Good Boy (Sub!Sukuna + Dom!Reader)

Single Dad Sukuna

College boy!Sukuna:

We never go out of style (College AU)

How you get the girl (College AU)

Angel Baby

Bad Boy - Good Toy (Sub!Sukuna)

Sukuna pining for a Reader who has a crush on his bro

CollegeBoy!Sukuna accidentally knocking you up

CollegeBoy!Sukuna knocking you up Part 2 Option A: Getting an abortion

CollegeBoy!Sukuna knocking you up Part 2 Option B: let's have a baby!

I wanna be your Endgame (Hockey AU)

Various Modern!Sukuna:

From Sukuna, made with love (Coffee Shop AU)

Shower Sex with Sukuna

Hiking vacation with boyfie Kuna

Gamer boyfie Sukuna

Sukuna taking care of you during your period

Sukuna with a cat

Hugging your boyfie Kuna

Watching boyfie Kuna work out

Bad boy Kuna being soft only for you

NNN with boyfie Sukuna

Hockey player Sukuna

Tying a pretty bow around his dick

Modern boyfie Sukuna taking care of Reader

Pining + All yours

Cuddling with boyfie Sukuna

Sukuna picking you up from your late shift

Baby-Daddy Sukuna and you getting back together

Baby-Daddy Sukuna + Mother's Day

Sukuna comforting you when you are stressed

Boxer!Sukuna

Boxer!Sukuna becoming a Dad

Boyfie Sukuna in your bed in the morning

Attending a formal family event with Sukuna

Cowboy!Sukuna Part 1

Boyfie Sukuna carrying us to bed

Petting boyfie Sukuna's hair

Modern Fantasy AU etc:

To the end (Zombie Apocalypse AU)

Brother (Halloween fic) dark content!!

Tiger Hybrid Sukuna

Historical!Sukuna:

King of Curses!Sukuna:

Sukuna comforting a s/o with anxiety

Cockwarming with the King of Curses

Sleepy Sukuna

The Summoning (Trueform!Sukuna)

Feeding a new fruit to Sukuna

Caught

Historical Fantasy AU etc:

The Red Lord (Vampire AU)

Tribe leader/Viking Sukuna (Viking AU)

Death's Bride

Threesomes:

Control

Sukuna knocking Reader up with Yuuji’s baby

Train ride with Yuuji and Sukuna’s handmouth

The Changing Room

Double cream filling for Valentine's Day

The luckiest boy in the world

Sukuna and Yuuji taking turns

Please don't copy or repost my stories. I am always very happy about comments and reblogs.

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mydarlingclaudia · 6 months ago

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leon ⟢

no shirt, no blouse - you taking care of Leon when he comes home from a mission.

I’m still coming back to you - you and Leon have something special, neither of you would trade it for anything.

and if we had a moment, could you face it? - you finally decide it’s time to take you and Leon’s relationship to bed.

there's always a piece of you - you've been dead for a few months now, Leon still can't get over it.

just you and me, alone on the dark - Leon’s back in town, that couldn’t be too hard on the gigantic crush you have on your best friend, right?

you wanna guess the color of my underwear - Leon just loves eating you out.

fish boy - he saves you from drowning and you come back each year, falling in love was easy.

bunnies love bouncing - you're supposed to make him feel good, why not make him feel even better?

lucky boy - poor boyfriend needs some early morning relief.

I could be mom (unless you want to be dad) - whiny husband.

I will love you ‘til the end of time - he’s been in love with the memory of you for too long, falling back in love with the newer you took a matter of seconds

every word I meant to say - letters that went unsent.

where my whole heart stays - funerals and drunk confessions.

christmas party hop - roommates and mistletoe don’t mix well.

chris ⟢

this is life - like a lover should.

taste like the fourth of july - sugar daddy.

blurbs ⤷ Leon taking off your heels <3 Chris period comfort <3 viking Simon <3 cashier with Johnny and Simon <3

#more to be added !!

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ewanmitchellcrumbs · 2 years ago

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Who Taught You How to Love Like That? - Chapter Two

Pairing: Modern!Aemond Targaryen x f!reader Warnings: Sugar daddy/sugar baby dynamics. Word count: ~2.8k

Chapter summary: Alicent's birthday dinner proves to be eventful in more ways than one.

Author's note: No gods, no masters, no tag lists. Only scabs community label fics. If you find yourself tempted to slap a label on this, please block me instead.

She flops down onto the sofa next to her flatmate, once safely back inside, huffing a dramatic sigh and replaying in her mind the mortifying moment that Aemond refused her kiss.

Mysaria takes out her earphones and closes her laptop, turning to her with a smirk. “So, sugar baby, how was your evening?”

“Shit.” She shoots back, dipping a hand into the open crisp bag that sits between them and taking a few.

“Let me guess, didn’t look anything like his picture?”

She shakes her head, speaking around a mouthful of crisps. “Exactly like his picture. I tried to kiss him and he said no.”

“Sounds like a win to me.” Mysaria says with a shrug. “If you can get away with not doing that sorta stuff and still get the money then you absolutely should.”

She sighs. Therein lies the problem, with Aemond she wants to do that sort of stuff.

The rest of the weekend passes by uneventfully, with no further word from Aemond, no matter how hard she wills for it as she stares at their existing text chain.

She has to suppress a strangled sounding squeal on Monday when he texts her while she’s at work. Her hand flies to her phone the moment she sees his name light up her screen with a buzz.

Are you working today?

She is almost embarrassed at the speed with which she replies.

I am. Why?

She feels her breath hitch as his response comes instantly.

I’ll swing by at lunch time.

She’s unable to concentrate for the rest of the morning, too nervous to focus on anything other than the fact that she’ll be seeing Aemond in a few hours. The time passes painfully slowly and she feels as though she’s anxiously drummed her fingers on every available surface until finally it’s noon.

She spots him in the foyer as she heads downstairs. He is instantly recognisable; taller than almost everyone, the top half of his pale hair is pulled back from his face in a bun, while the rest hangs loose around his shoulders. His fitted black shirt is rolled up to the elbows and paired with a well tailored pair of suit trousers and expensive looking dress shoes.

He gives her his subtle trademark smirk when he sees her and she immediately feels self conscious under the intensity of his gaze.

“Thanks for giving up your lunch break for me.” He says after she’s greeted him. “I figured it would make our story more believable if I’d actually seen you at work. We’re bound to get asked questions at dinner on Wednesday.”

“Oh…sure, no problem.” She feels herself deflate a little upon hearing that this isn’t a visit because he simply wants to see her.

“I brought you a little something, guessing you haven’t had lunch yet?”

He hands her a thick, white box that has ‘Cédric Grolet’ inscribed in gold lettering. It’s a bakery she’s read about in Time Out Magazine, but never visited. In her opinion, anyone willing to spend six pounds on a croissant has more money than sense. She opens the box, her eyebrows raising in surprise as she looks at the delicate pastry inside.

“You brought me a custard tart.” She meets his eye with a grin.

Aemond scoffs. “Parisian flan, actually.”

“Thank you.” Her cheeks heat up as she holds his gaze. “I’ll eat this later. Don’t want to risk it around the exhibits.”

He nods, a mixture of amusement and something she can’t quite place evident in his eye as he looks at her. “Shall we then?” He gestures for her to lead the way.

She guides him around the museum and she is impressed with the depth of his knowledge as he tells her what he knows regarding Ancient Egypt and Greek history. Likewise, he pays rapt attention when she explains the timeline of the Vikings and Saxons, asking relevant questions and nodding enthusiastically as she answers.

For the first time in a long time she feels genuinely listened to when she speaks about the subject she’s so fiercely passionate about. It’s nice to have someone take an interest. The conversation flows easily and all too quickly an hour slips by.

“I should let you get back to work.” Aemond tells her, pulling his phone from his pocket and checking the time. “I need to get back to Vhagar anyway.”

“Vhagar?”

“Yeah.” Aemond says, and for the first time since they met, his face lights up with genuine happiness. “She’s my doberman. She’s getting on a bit, so I try not to leave her with the dog walker for too long if I can help it.”

She feels herself melt a little at this admission. As if he wasn’t already perfect, he was an animal lover to top it all off.

He’s quick to compose himself, clearing his throat and returning to his stoic demeanour. “Anyway, I’ll pick you up at six on Wednesday, okay?”

She nods and they wave goodbye to each other. She heads back to work, a slight spring in her step for having seen Aemond. She can’t believe how much they have in common, smiling to herself as she wonders when she’ll get to meet Vhagar.

She’s brought crashing back to reality when her phone buzzes with a text from Aemond.

For working through your lunch break.

It’s immediately followed by a notification from her banking app. A one thousand pound deposit from A. Targaryen.

She knows she should feel elated by the money, but it’s a sobering reality check. He’s not your boyfriend, this is transactional.

When she arrives home from work on Wednesday afternoon, she is overwhelmed by the idea of having to get ready for Alicent’s birthday dinner. There is no way she can reuse the dress from Jace and Baela’s engagement party, and everything else in her wardrobe feels far too casual for a family as high end as the Targaryens.

She’s distracted momentarily when she catches sight of a package sitting on the kitchen side.

“Parcel on the side for you!” Mysaria calls out from her bedroom.

“I see it, thanks!” She shouts back, working to remove the packaging.

Inside is a Cartier box, with a note; ‘Would really like you to wear this to dinner - A.’

“Well, then, what is it?” Mysaria asks, creeping up behind her and resting her head on her shoulder. “It arrived this morning and I’ve resisted the temptation to open it all day!”

She gasps as she opens the box. A white gold necklace inlaid with diamonds, and a single sapphire at its center, rests inside.

Mysaria lets out a low whistle. “You could sell that and put down a deposit on a bloody house!”

She rolls her eyes. “I think he intends for me to wear it, not sell it. But what the fuck am I going to put it with? It’s going to look like I’ve put tinsel on shit!”

An hour later, having rummaged through Mysaria’s wardrobe, she’s finally ready, having paired a long sleeved, silky button down top with a faux leather skirt. Simple enough for a casual dinner, yet dressy enough to compliment the completely over the top jewelry that now sits around her neck.

Aemond arrives and is ever the gentleman, opening the passenger side door for her as she climbs into his car. Her eyes linger a little too long on the way his expertly tailored suit hugs his body. Thankfully, his attention is focused entirely on her throat, so he doesn’t notice.

“Necklace looks good.” He says buckling his seatbelt. “We’ll have to do something at some point about the rest of it though.”

Her mouth gapes open in shock. “What’s wrong with my outfit?!”

He reaches across, rubbing the material of her top between his thumb and forefinger. “Polyester.”

The touch of his fingers in such close proximity to her skin makes her feel so light headed that she can’t find it in herself to be offended. Wordlessly, he starts the car.

“So, I should brief you on what you’re getting into before we arrive.” Aemond glances over at her as he drives. “It's my mother's birthday. She won’t have cooked, she never does; she’ll have ordered Thai food. Her partner, Criston, will be there, so will my brother, Aegon, and my sister, Helaena. There’ll also be my half sister, Rhaenyra.”

She doesn’t miss how Aemond tenses up as he speaks of Rhaenyra. She can’t help but feel panicked at how intimate of an affair this will be, especially as this is only her second date with Aemond, if date is even the right word for it.

“What about the rest of your family that were at the engagement party?”

“Most of the people there were not anyone I’d consider family. My grandfather’s away on business and ‘Nyra knows better than to bring her boys. Mum won’t want them there. None of us do.”

The grip that Aemond has on the steering wheel tightens and his jaw clenches. She decides not to push the subject any further, it’s clearly a touchy one and she simply doesn’t know him well enough to pry. The rest of the drive passes in silence.

The townhouse they pull up outside of is lavish, a blanket of green ivy covers the outside. Aemond is quick to take her hand as they walk up the path to the front door. Her heart races at the feel of it, and she has to battle to remind herself that it’s all for show.

Alicent gives them both a warm welcome, pulling them into a tight hug with a kiss on both cheeks. She looks radiant as ever as she leads them through to a large dining room, with a long mahogany table at the center of it.

Helaena jumps up as soon as she sees them, giving them both a hug, while Aegon opts to remain seated, making a mock salute as he takes a swig from his beer bottle.

Aemond was right about the Thai food, as Criston enters shortly after they arrive, carrying several paper bags from a place called Patara and places them in the middle of the table.

Aemond pulls out a chair for her and she takes a seat, her eyes fluttering closed involuntarily as he presses his lips to her temple. A shiver runs through her.

“Get me a fork, would you, Hel? I’ll be here all fucking night trying to eat with chopsticks.” Aegon says, leaning forward to rummage in a bag.

“It’s Thai food, you eat it with a spoon, not chopsticks!” Helaena shoots back.

“That’s not a fork though, is it?” He rolls his eyes exasperatedly, pulling out tubs and setting them down. “Get me a fork!”

“Get your own fork, dick.” She fires back.

“Will you two stop it?!” Alicent hisses. “I just want one family dinner without an argument. Rhaenyra isn’t even here yet, stop opening the food. Aegon!”

She hurries from the room as the doorbell rings.

The mood around the table shifts. She notices Aemond rubbing his fingers together absentmindedly, his teeth grinding ever so slightly. Without thinking, she reaches over and takes his hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. He squeezes back, shooting her an appreciative look.

Rhaenyra sweeps into the room, looking glamorous. Her long, light hair is pulled into an intricate braid and a pair of teardrop ruby earrings hang delicately from her lobes.

“Apologies for my lateness.” She says with a tight smile. “Difficult to be on time when you have to make separate dinner plans for the side of the family that aren’t welcome.”

“Oh god, she’s started already.” Drawls Aegon. “Come on, who had ‘as soon as she arrives’ in the sweepstake for when ‘Nyra would start her bitching?”

“Aegon!” Alicent scolds him, her brown eyes widened with anger. Her face softens as she turns back to Rhaenyra. “Ignore him, I’m so pleased you could make it.”

The two women exchange a warm embrace before taking their seats.

The meal passes in relative high spirits, in spite of its awkward start. Expensive red wine is shared around the table, as they all dig into dishes of soft shell crab mango salad, chicken massaman and vegetable pad thai.

Alicent asks her more about her line of work, while Aemond interjects that he’d dropped by to surprise her with lunch. This little anecdote is met with excited coos from both his mother and sister.

He plays the part of attentive boyfriend perfectly. Dishing out food onto her plate, feeding her from his fork and placing his hand on her knee at regular intervals. The longer it goes on for, the more difficult it becomes for her to remember that it’s all an act. The way her body responds to his touch is certainly not for show, however; there is no pretending when it comes to the gooseflesh left in the wake of his hand on her skin.

As the meal is drawing to its end, Rhaenyra sits back in her chair, running her fingers along the stem of her wine glass. “So, I was planning on making a gift of Dragonstone Cottage to Jace and Baela, since they’ll be needing a place to live together once they’re married.”

“That’s not yours to give away.” Aemond tells her, staring at her with an intensity that’s almost frightening.

“Father didn’t name an owner in his will. Technically, as first born, everything goes to me.” She says with an offhand shrug.

“That’s such bullshit!” Aegon seethes, over the rim of his glass.

“Don’t.” Criston warns. “You’ll upset your mother.”

“Maybe this is best talked about another time.” Alicent says, shooting an apologetic look around the table.

“That’s the problem though, isn’t it, Mum? You never want to talk about it and she always gets her own way, just like when Dad was alive.” Aegon says, his voice raising an octave with every word.

“Oh, I think you’ve gotten far more than what is owed to you.” Rhaenyra glares at him.

Aemond slams his fist on the table, causing everyone to startle. He stands abruptly, storming from the room.

She isn’t sure of where to look, she has never felt more uncomfortable in her entire life than she does right now. The atmosphere around the dinner table is horribly strained and she is suddenly glad of the opportunity to play up to her part of concerned girlfriend in order to get away from it.

“I’ll…um…I’ll just go and see where he’s gone.” She says shakily, eager to get away from the sour, sullen faces that now surround her.

She finds Aemond stood outside in the back garden, leaning against the railing of the patio decking as he smokes a cigarette.

“I didn’t know you smoked.”

“I don’t.” He responds, taking another drag.

“Anything in there that you wanted to talk about?” She offers meekly.

“I don’t pay you enough for that.” He sighs.

Her face falls slightly at this. Each reminder of what their relationship really is is like a punch to the gut. She leans against the railing, placing her hand next to his.

“Whatever it is, I’m sorry. If you ever do need to talk though, I’m happy to listen.”

Aemond flicks the cigarette away, crushing it under foot. “I just…just once it would be nice to feel appreciated.”

“I appreciate you.” She tells him honestly, her little finger stroking over his as she stares up at him.

His face softens as he looks down at her and for the first time since she stepped outside she feels like he is seeing her, really seeing her. His hand moves from the railing to brush her hair away from her face and as his eye moves from hers to her lips, she leans up and presses them to his. This time he doesn’t stop her.

He tastes of cigarettes and red wine, it’s a heady combination, intensified by the plushness of his lips. All too soon, he is pulling away, breathing heavily.

“I’m sorry. We shouldn’t have done that.” He admits.

“But I wanted to.” She pleads earnestly.

He wraps his arms around her then, one hand clutching desperately between her shoulder blades, as the other buries itself in her hair. He kisses her like he is a man starved of oxygen and he needs her to breathe. She whimpers as she feels his tongue work itself against her own. Nobody has ever kissed her like this before, it makes her head swim and heat lick at her lower belly.

“Go to dinner with me on Friday.” He says breathlessly, once their lips part. “Just me and you.”

“I’d love to.” She whispers.

Chapter one || Chapter three || Series masterlist

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shakemelikeasnowglobe · 8 months ago

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F1 driver duos and the booktropes I associate with them

Max and checo: not a booktrope but you know those oscar bait movies about a person pursuing something to his own destruction being the best but also being doomed like I,Tonya yep those movies both of them are those movies

Lewis and george: gay book writen by a white woman who was raised on yaoi and tumblr shiping 2014, Its painfully British and might be a larry stylinson fanfic has a cute dog and the author is eventually canceled on Twitter for the age gap.

Carlos and Charles: not a book again but telenovela romantic pairs, Charles is the good boy the protagonist will end with carlos the second evil boyfriend who will eventually team up with the vilaness to break them apart.

Oscar and Lando: just heartstoper core mindless teen fluff who will win the GlAAD award of unburied happy coming of age gays

Lance and Fernando: all the daddy Dom mafia millionaire boss ceo booktok brainrot but somehow in both ends of the relationship.

Yuki and Daniel : like early 2010s young adult pre teen emotional coming if age Novel writen by someone trying so hard to be John green it will include some profound analysis about life and meaning tumblr would love for the quotable phrases then Hate it because they eventually realize the characters did some fucked up shit.

Bottass and Zhou: that one book your very obnoxious book friend will recommend saying it's very good but it's just a soft thriller from 1980 about a teenage boy obsessing and stalking his low key weird neighbor and about 300 pages of heavy handed love and murder metaphors involving deers bears and bunnies by the end you really don't understand what is about but the subtext it's actually good

Pierre and Ocon: both are secondary love interests on a book that once was a wattpad original they only exist so the actual main love interest looks good so they are an inch above absolutely dreadful still main love interest is so bad they are considered good by the haters.

Logan and Alex: both are wattpad Born lover boys in different books Logan it's the secondary love interest who was actually the good option but he is against a tatoo covered dark haired asshole so he loses meanwhile Alex is in those quirky mindless fluff books that it's almost all pining he id basically a manic pixie dream boy.

Hulkenberg and kmag: weird mommy erotica you will find in that old single aunt room about vikings and pirates or both hallmark style holydays books about finding love for the ripped blond lumberjack in a small town, or a gay erotica actually written by a gay man who skips the fluff and its mostly about hot ripped blondes getting down to business.

#formula 1 #formula one fandom #max verstappen #checo perez #lewis hamilton #george russel #oscar piastri #lando norris #lance stroll #fernando alonso #yuki tsunoda #daniel ricciardo #esteban ocon #pierre gasly #logan sargeant #alex albon #nico hulkenberg #kevin magnussen

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shiyorin · 1 year ago

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What do you think it would be like if primarchs used social media?

Lion El'Jonson:

Private account, doesn't accept follower requests

Rarely posts, usually just sunset or forest photos

Uses emojis sarcastically in replies

Has 20 followers but thinks it's way too many

Fulgrim:

Aesthetic pictures pose artfully depict exotic hobbies and runway couture

Filters all photos to perfection

Constantly debates high art vs pop culture

Thirst traps cause monthly massacres

"Like for a follow back 🔥"

Perturabo:

Photos are exclusively poorly-lit fortress blueprints

Bio is 25000 character treatise on siege tactics

Follows exactly 12 history scholars

Hates everyone and everything on the site

Actually ran some incisive political commentary bots before being banned

Jaghatai Khan:

Only posts the sickest motocross and extreme sports clips

Videos have insane views but no captions

Fans think he's a cryptid until rare livestreams

Hijacks Fulgrim's comments to hype rad stunts

Leman Russ:

Changed his name to 'Wolf Daddy 🐺'

Shirtless hunting/drinking photos get 10K likes

Roasts everyone in comments but they love it

Followers think he's a viking hipster meme page

Follows biker gangs, sled dog accts, scholars of old Terra

Rogal Dorn:

Only posts are architectural blueprints and records of fortifications

Gets into epic debates about structural principles in comments

No one knows if he actually loads new content or just archives old

Somehow gains tons of followers thirsting for DILF

Konrad Curze:

Pure darkness and screams in hazy JPEGs

3 followers and they're all bots

Posts disturbing ‘prophecies’ and murder puzzles

Under investigation for doxxing

Sanguinius:

Angelic selfies bring all the followers to his page

Flowing locks and golden abs get 20K likes instantly

Quotes poetry in every reply but no one understands

Only follows animal shelter and children's hospital accounts

Ferrus Manus:

Only follows engineering/robotics pages

Posts heavily filtered machine shop mini-documentaries

Photos of custom machines that make engineers weep

Comments are unintelligible techno-babble

Somehow gains huge gym bro following thirsting for muscle

Angron:

Gets banned monthly for graphic content and abuse

Posts angry rants about society in broken caps

Got suspended after sending death threats to Guilliman

Only follower is Khârn who comments 'THIS' on everything

Roboute Guilliman:

Shares updates on the latest Codexes

Only follows serious history/philosophy lecture pages

Posts long analyses of governance strategies

Constantly lectures others in comments

Has blocked half his followers for trolling

Mortarion:

Aesthetic is grimy gas mask selfies in back alleys

ONLY reposts plague doctor memes from 2003

Bio is endless copypasta about essential oils

Gains cult following of goths, metal heads and preppers

Magnus:

Endless livestreams talking about theoretical magic at 3AM with 2 viewers.

Tries making TikToks explaining sorcery but the videos are an hour long each.

Overexplains memes and emojis in long-winded threads

Memes and facts threads blow up as the most esoteric

Horus Lupercal:

Selfies showing off abs get him 50K followers in a week

Posts stunning photos from across the Imperium with #blessed captions

Fan club is half the mankind

DMs from people asking for selfies blow up his notifications

Lorgar Aurelian:

Aesthetic is dark robes and candlelit monasteries

Constantly reposting zealot sermons out of context

Accidentally starts wars of faith whenever he livestreams

Got suspended for uploading hardcore Slaneeshi hymns

Still has 10 alt accounts all named Brother [REDACTED]

Vulkan:

Only follows puppy accounts and craft bloggers

Posts Happy Holiday baking tutorials and dad jokes

Likes and comments positivity on everyone's posts

Followers think he's the nicest DILF ever online

Secretly the biggest wholesome meme page

Corvus Corax:

Only darkness, shadow puppets and cryptic poems

No one knows if he's real or a myth on the deep web

Internet detectives can’t trace his true identity

Only sends encrypted coordinates in mysterious DMs

No one has any idea what he's trying to say

1 follower is Alpharius who only replies 'No, I'm Alpharius'

Alpharius/Omegon:

Constantly pretending to be other online

No one knows their true forms or agenda

Takeovers of government sites spark conspiracies

Leaves clues implicating everyone else’s schemes

#warhammer 40k #wh40crack #primarch #lol #warhammer 40000

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stinkfacestories · 6 months ago

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What other kinks were you thinking for the guys to add on top of the stinkface?

Great Question! Here is a list of all the guys so far:

Greg Johnson

Stereotype/Fetish: Muscle Bear / Muscle Worship

Summary: A tall, heavily muscular man with a thick beard and a friendly demeanor. Greg enjoys mentoring others in bodybuilding and values respect and camaraderie. He has a particular interest in muscle worship.

Max Turner

Stereotype/Fetish: Leather Enthusiast / Dominance

Summary: A rugged, muscular man with closely cropped hair and tattoos. Max wears leather gear and exudes confidence and assertiveness. He enjoys sparring and has a dominant streak, extending to playful interactions.

Brad Thompson

Stereotype/Fetish: Jock / Jockstraps

Summary: The epitome of athleticism, Brad has a perfect tan and a competitive yet friendly demeanor. He thrives on challenges and engages in high-intensity workouts.

Ethan Sullivan

Stereotype/Fetish: Gamer Bear / Scent (Sweat and Musk)

Summary: A large, heavily set man with a laid-back and humorous demeanor. Ethan loves gaming and balances time between the gym and online streams.

Robert Harrison

Stereotype/Fetish: Daddy / Daddy-Boy Dynamics

Summary: A mature, well-built man with salt-and-pepper hair and a well-groomed beard. Rob is an authoritative "Daddy" figure who values respect and proper conduct. He is a supportive mentor and takes his role seriously.

Jake Martinez

Stereotype/Fetish: Playful Gym Enthusiast / Farting

Summary: A large, muscular man known for his playful and unapologetic demeanor. Jake enjoys light-hearted pranks and jokes

Troy Harris

Stereotype/Fetish: Gym Bully / Dominance

Summary: An athletic man with sharp features and a domineering presence. Troy uses intimidation to assert his dominance and engages in confrontational tactics

Erik Larsen

Stereotype/Fetish: Viking Daddy / Dominance and Submission

Summary: A tall, muscular Nordic man with a rugged build and a large, braided beard. Erik has a playfully dominant personality and views the player as his "little viking." He enjoys pushing others to their limits and occasionally indulges in playful dominance.

Connor O'Malley

Stereotype/Fetish: The Closeted Celebrity / Voyeurism

Summary: A towering figure with a blend of rugged charm and magnetic charisma. Connor is a famous actor and athlete with a fetish for voyeurism, balancing his public persona with a private life.

Liam McKenzie

Stereotype/Fetish: Gentle Giant / Cuddling and Comfort

Summary: A tall, incredibly muscular Scottish man with a kind and gentle demeanor. Liam enjoys providing comfort and support, with a particular fondness for cuddling and close physical contact.

Adrian Ross

Stereotype/Fetish: Fitness Model / Self-Worship and Exhibitionism

Summary: A strikingly handsome man with a perfectly sculpted physique. Adrian enjoys posing and flexing, loving the attention his body garners. He has a fetish for self-worship and thrives on being the center of attention.

Jason Nakamura

Stereotype/Fetish: Yoga Enthusiast / Flexibility and Bondage

Summary: A lean and flexible Polynesian man with a calm and centered presence. Jason's dedication to yoga has given him incredible flexibility, and he enjoys exploring the boundaries of physical limits through flexibility and bondage.

#Sweat and Secrets #stinkface stories

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rere-the-writer · 2 years ago

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Headcanons of Elijah being married to a Norse Goddess

Warnings: Fluff, cute Hope

A/N: I was playing God Of War and this popped into my head. Atreus is my boy and I love him

You married Elijah when he was human

Kratos was following you and Elijah around when you both were courting, this man is making sure Elijah isn't touching you

Showing Elijah your magic watch him be amazed by it

Faye already planning your wedding, your mother is always encouraging you to spend a lot of time with Elijah

Mikael and Kratos do not get along, Kratos finding Mikael too harsh on his sons while Mikael thinks Kratos isn't hard enough on Atreus

Going on the journey with your baby brother and father when Elijah was turned with his siblings

Doing old Norse traditions every Spring and Winter

Elijah teaching Atreus how to hunt when he was human

You coming home seeing that Atreus and Kratos sitting in the livingroom with Elijah who was smiling

"Surprise sister! Look we even brought Mimir." "I can see that."

You telling Hope stories of your childhood and adventures with your father

Hope curious about the Norse ruins tattooed on your body which lead you to tell her stories on why

Now Hope asks her uncle if they have their own tattoos which Kol tells her yes

"Daddy can I have one? I want ones like aunty Y/N." "When you are older Hope."

"Atti, aunty says you met the World Serpent!" "We did would you like to hear how?"

Elijah cursing in Norse when Hope is in ear shot so now Hope repeats the words, cue Klaus glaring at his brother

Elijah coming home to the sound of clashing swords and seeing you sparing with father as Hope watched in awe

Your heart melts at seeing how soft Kratos is with Hope as the old God shows her how to use a bow and arrow

"Aesir are Norse Gods little sister. Your aunt is part Jötnar, gifted with magic. " You over hear Mimir tell Hope making you smile as the head tells Hope stories

Hope asking Elijah questions about when he was human wanting to learn more about Vikings

Kratos answering Hope's questions about Spartans and Greeks finding her curiosity adorable

Everyone getting overly protective when you and Elijah tells the family that you were pregnant

"Elijah, your siblings are driving me crazy." "My love, they just want you safe."

Atreus carving a little wooden bears as a baby gift while Kratos made you a crib

Hope following you around the more you showed because she wanted to help you

Rebekah and Freya taking you baby shopping while Kratos takes your husband hunting

"Father I don't think the baby will need a sword." "How else will it fight." "Kratos, our child will not be fighting."

Atreus thinking of baby names with you saying it was his uncle's duty to help you

Atreus and Hope like touching your belly, they like feeling the baby move

The witches are more careful around you because Kratos and Elijah will not hesitate

#rere's story #elijah mikaelson imagine #elijah mikaelson x reader #elijah mikaelson fluff #mikaelson family x reader #god of war x reader

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klaus-littlestwolf · 3 months ago

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A List of my Fav. Fics I’ve Written

For the person who asked if I had any Fics of mine that were my favorite: I’m not really the type of person to think my writing is amazing, I prefer to be (what has apparently been called) Overly Humble-However, I have made a list of the Fics that I am proud of for one reason or another

(The fics with ♥️’s in front are the ones I’m especially proud of that I often reread myself just to be happy)

Smut-🔥 Fluff-🧸 Series-⚜️ Headcanon-🧨 Dark-🥀 Dd/Lg-✨ Wolf(Smut)-🐺 A/B/O-♎️

♥️•Can’t Live Without You-Yan!Bucky Therapist🥀🔥

•Buckys Girl on her Period🧨🧸

•All of Me Loves All of You (WS)🧸✨

•The Chase-Alpha!Aemond🧸🔥

•Never Ending Obsession-Mod!Stalker!Aemond 🥀🔥

♥️•As You Wish Sister-Aemond 🥀🔥🧸

♥️•Joining the Pack-The Lost Boys🥀🧸

•Happy Anniversary Little Wolf-Eli/Klaus🧸✨

♥️•Mafia!Mik x Little!Reader 🧨🥀✨

•Yan!Mikaelson Bro’s HC’s 🧨🥀

•Klaus being Obsessed w/ You 🔥🧨🥀

♥️•It’s Not a Big Deal-Klaus 🔥🧸

•Daddy Instincts-Klaus 🔥🧸✨

•Nap Time-Klaus 🧸✨

•Mafia!KlausxFBI Agent 🧨🧸

•Human!Viking HC’s-Klaus 🧨🧸

♥️•The Viking Wedding(Hum!AU-Yan!Klaus)🔥🥀

♥️•Let Me Hear You-Klaus 🔥🧸✨

•The Newest Member-Klaus 🔥🧸♎️

♥️•Religious Teachings-Yan!Klaus 🔥🥀✨

♥️•Adopted Werewolf-Yan!Klaus 🔥🥀

•What a Complex Organ-Yan!Klaus 🔥🥀✨

•Alpha!Klaus Mates the Last Omega 🔥🥀🧸♎️

•Sex Pollen Spell-Klaus 🔥🥀🧸

♥️•The Art Nerd-Klaus 🔥🧸⚜️

♥️•One Little Trip to the ER-Klaus 🔥🥀⚜️

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blakeswritingimagines · 10 months ago

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Greedy *SMUT*

Summary: Another day in the lap of luxury on Sugar Daddy! Hvitserk's dime!

Warnings: Smut, Public fingering, Praise, Talk of sex as a payback, Cumming in public

Word Count: 3.5k

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Vikings characters nor do I claim to own them. I do not own any of the images used nor do I claim to own them.

Hvitserk's day starts with him waking up next to you his sugar baby. He takes a few minutes to himself to enjoy his morning coffee and admires the view. He then gets out of bed and gets ready for the day, heading downstairs to make breakfast for his sugar baby. Once you're awake, you sit down to eat and talk about your plans for the day. He takes a moment to check his emails and makes sure everything is in order for a smooth day ahead. You looked at him, sipping some coffee, a bit sleepy. He couldn't help but think you looked very attractive, despite only wearing your nightgown. You looked very happy as he prepared your breakfast. You both started to eat and looked at him with a smile on your face. Enjoying spending time with him.

"Hello, love," He said as he walked over to you from the kitchen, his chest puffed out in pride at the delicious breakfast he's made without any help. You can't help but smile as you look at him, savoring each delicious bit of bacon and eggs. You couldn't help but admire his muscular form as he walked past you, you leaned into his side and pressed your head on his shoulder. Sitting quietly for a little while as you both eat, enjoying each other's company. "Any plans on the agenda today mon cheri?". You leaned your head against his chest as you continued eating. You looked very comfortable and relaxed in his presence. You hummed happily at his soft voice, feeling more than content. "No, not really," you admitted, with a small smile on your lips. "Just want to spend the day with you." You knew he'd probably be busy today with work but made it clear you wanted his attention.

"Well, I would like that too. Just need to cancel some meetings." He said with a warm smile as he ran his hand through your hair. "What do you want to do today my love?" You were just too sweet, too good for him he thought. It made him feel like he just wanted to spoil you. He would give you anything you ask for, anything to keep you by his side. "Anything at all." You can feel his hand move through your silky hair, which was soft, silky, and smelled wonderfully sweet to his nose. You could sense he was eager to make you happy, which warmed your heart. “You are canceling meetings just to be with me?”, you tilted your head as you looked up at him. You were so smitten with him. And you can’t help but want to smile whenever you get to see this side of him. You knew he loved to please you, and you took advantage of that. "Take me somewhere. Surprise me," you said excitedly, your eyes filled with anticipation for your beloved. You wanted to see what he could get planned. "You can decide where we go." You added softly as you looked up at him, your eyes sparkling with genuine affection.

He smiled when you say this. "Well of course I am! There's no meeting that can't be taken care of later," He said happily always making it clear you were far more important, leaning forward to kiss your forehead. You know you've got him wrapped around your finger, but you can't help but play with all the power you have over him. "I would cancel every meeting for the day if it meant I got to spend it with you," he smirked and looked down at you. You thought you were doing something clever, didn't you? He could see it in your eyes, the way you smirked as you took advantage of his love. And he loved it too. He would take you wherever you wanted, he would do whatever you wanted. He just wanted to always show you just how much he loved you, and the thought of spoiling you made you happy. "How about some shopping then we'll go out to eat." "That sounds wonderful," you reply enthusiastically as a smile lit up your face. "Shopping first? But what if I like something expensive, dear? Will you still buy it for me?". The truth was you loved the way he cherished you, and you wanted to see how far he was willing to go. You knew he'd do anything for you. You gave him a flirtatious look, raising an eyebrow. "How much money are you going to spoil me with, my love?" The words he said made you feel butterflies in your stomach.

He smirked at your flirtatiousness as he leaned towards you. "There's nothing too expensive for you. You can get anything you want, you're my little baby. I'll drown you in money if it makes you happy." He ran his hand up your thigh as he said this, squeezing your leg playfully. But he couldn't help himself. He knew there was no limit to how much he would spend for you. You knew this too. "Of course, I will buy you whatever you wish, love," he said in a low voice as he took your hair and twirled it around his finger. "But how much is that going to cost me, hmm? Will you make it up to me?" The way he squeezed your leg, the feeling of his touch gave you goosebumps as you leaned back slightly, letting him play with your hair as you looked up to him with a wide smile. "That will depend on how much we spend," you replied cheekily, before batting your eyelashes and raising your eyebrows suggestively. "But I might not make it up to you straight away if you know what I mean?"

You were a smart one, he could see it now as you batted your eyelashes. You knew he couldn't say no to a pretty face like yours. And you were definitely going to take him for all he's worth. You have him by the balls and you know it. His heart races as he sits next to you, feeling like a helpless puppy. "Hmm…" He said with a smirk. "Maybe you'll just have to make that up to me but for now why don't you go get ready." You giggled and let your hands rest on his thighs as he played with your hair. "Hmm, you're right. I need to get ready first. But…," you leaned forward and pressed a gentle kiss to your lips. "Don't go anywhere yet, okay? I'll be right back, my love." You grinned widely before getting up to get ready for your outing on your sugar daddy's dime. With a flirtatious glint in your eyes and a seductive pout on your lips. "And just so you know, I'm going to wear something very special for you." You replied in a teasing tone, leaving him wondering what sort of outfit you would wear when you returned. You then gave him a kiss on the cheek before walking away, swinging your hips with a mischievous smile on your lips.

He let out a low whistle as you walked away from him, that hip swing and seductive pout on your lips making him want to grab you and pull you into bed. He sat back in his chair and watched you walk away, his thoughts already beginning to imagine you wearing that very special outfit for him. You were going to drive him crazy with lust, he could see that now. He loved the thought of this. But first, he had to wait. He had to wait and see what you wore. It takes all his willpower not to get up and chase you into the bedroom as you walk away to get dressed. He loved how playful you were, the way you flirted and teased him was so addictive. He watched you sway your hips and he can't help but admire your beauty. He waited impatiently for you to get ready, wondering what kind of outfit you'd pick. You always looked so beautiful in everything you wear, but he can't imagine you getting dressed in something special for him. His anticipation only increases as the minutes tick by. "Almost ready?".

After what felt like the longest ten minutes, you finally come back out of the bedroom in a new outfit. You were wearing a low-cut dress that hugged your curves perfectly, accentuating your body and the dress was a beautiful shade of red. You had paired the dress with heels and a small bag that you wore around your shoulder. You looked stunning like you always did when you tried to impress him. "Ready." He can't help but let out a low whistle when you walk back into the room, in awe at the outfit you've picked out. Your hips sway back and forth with each step you take, the dress hugging your body to perfection. "Wow… you look absolutely incredible," he said, his eyes traveling up and down your body. The dress is both sensual and elegant at the same time, making you look like a goddess. The red color really brings out your eyes and goes perfectly with your hair. You're absolutely gorgeous and he can feel himself getting flustered just by looking at you.

"Wow, you look amazing," he said sincerely. He can't help but stare in disbelief as you enter the room, the red dress hugging every curve of your body. He knew he should pull himself together, but he can't help but be mesmerized by how beautiful you look. "You're like a goddess on Earth." You looked away shyly as he complimented you, the way he stared at you made you feel special and appreciated. "Oh, so, you like it?" You tilted your head, the smile playing on your lips as you walked towards him. You then sit on top of his lap again, leaning against his chest, feeling like you were on top of the world, because, for once, you knew that he was completely entranced by your beauty. "Are you ready for our day of shopping, baby?"

His heart flutters as you sit on his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck. The way you lean against him sends shivers down his spine, making him feel like the luckiest man in the world. He looked down at you lovingly, his hands rubbing your back. "Yes," he says softly. "Let's go shopping, my love." He smiled widely. He can't believe that he has a beautiful partner like you and that you're willing to spend a day shopping with him. Life is good. He stands up and takes your hand, leading you out of the penthouse to the car waiting outside. He opens the door for you and helps you inside. Once you're comfortably seated, he climbed into the driver's seat. "Where would you like to go first?" He asked curiously. "I think we should start by going to the jewelry store, don't you?" You asked him, still smiling as you sat comfortably in the passenger seat used to being his passenger princess. After all, you can buy anything you want when shopping with him. And the fact that he was so willing to spoil you just made you love him more. "Can we go there first and see what they have?"

You smiled and held his hand as you led him to a restaurant. You were looking forward to lunch as you knew he would foot the bill as well. You had spent quite a few thousands shopping with him and now lunch will be another expense to add to the list. However, it was all worth it. Being with him and spending time with him always made you immensely happy. As you both walked toward the restaurant, you couldn't help but feel grateful for his presence in your life. He's happy to follow your lead and curious to see which restaurant you'll choose. He knew you'd been indulging yourself in shopping for jewelry and clothes, but having lunch on the town is another treat for you in addition to the shopping. He can't help but feel a little excited at the thought of treating you to even more luxuries today. His heart is filled with love for you as you walk together and he can't help but appreciate how grateful you are for the things he treats you too.

He's still reeling from the amount of money you've spent today but he can't bring himself to care. It's worth it to see that look of happiness on your face. He's happy that you're happy and looking forward to having lunch with you and spending more time together. Once arrived at the restaurant he held the door open for you. "After you, my darling." As you two sit down at the table for two, a waiter comes over immediately, giving you a friendly greeting and asking if you would like anything to drink. He took a moment to look over the menu, reading carefully each item, trying to decide on something that would please both his palette and appetite. After several minutes of careful consideration, he made his decision. "I will have the Lobster Bisque as an appetizer, followed by the Surf & Turf entree."

The waiter nods in understanding and appreciation of his choice, and he also informs him that it will be served shortly after he takes your order for drinks. "And for myself, a bottle of Dom Perignon 2004." He smiled at you warmly. "Thank you for choosing this lovely little spot for our lunch date today. It's so quiet and intimate here." Giving a soft nod of your head. "It is a lovely little spot, isn't it? And I think your choices are wonderful. I was going to get the lobster bisque as my appetizer as well. And for the main course, I'm going to have the Filet Mignon." As you both wait for the food to arrive, he leans back in his chair and continued talking to you, trying not to make it too obvious that he's checking everyone else in the restaurant to make sure they aren't bothering you two. "So, how have you been feeling overall, sweetheart? Any new desires or fantasies that have been popping up lately?" He asked, hoping to gauge your current mood and maybe even find out if there was anything specific you wanted to try during your private time together later. You start to shy away slightly as you hear his question about new desires or fantasies that have been coming to mind lately.

"You know, ever since we started seeing each other, my mind has been overflowing with new ideas and thoughts. I've been thinking a lot about trying some kinkier things…like being tied up during sex or even being used in a public setting." Your voice was hesitant at first but grew more confident as you spoke, knowing you could easily trust him. "What do you think about those ideas?" You asked curiously while looking at him with anticipation in your eyes. He couldn't help but let out a low whistle of appreciation when you mentioned wanting to be tied up during sex and potentially being used in a public setting. "Wow, I must say I'm quite impressed by your willingness to explore these types of fantasies with me. They sound incredibly naughty and exciting." He replied with a smile, his voice dripping with admiration and desire as he started to imagine the two of you indulging in such risky play. "And as for being used in a public setting," he continued, "that sounds absolutely thrilling. Can you imagine having me fuck you right there in front of everyone while they watch and secretly crave to be in my position?"

You felt a surge of excitement run through your body upon hearing his praise and the idea of being taken in public made your heart race even faster. You looked at him with wide-eyed wonder, biting your lower lip gently between your teeth as you contemplated his teasing words. "Oh God…the thought of being used like that…Or….Maybe fingering me right now just to start slow?..it just sends shivers down my spine." You whispered breathlessly, unable to contain your arousal any longer. Your cheeks flushed deeper red as you imagined the scene unfolding before you. "But…are you really okay with doing something like that with me? I don't want to push you too far or make you uncomfortable." His cock throbbed painfully against his pants, eager to see you being taken advantage of in such a taboo and public manner. He knew deep down that it would be both thrilling and incredibly arousing for the both of you. "Of course, I'm completely fine with exploring these fantasies with you, sweetheart. In fact, I find the very idea of being so brazen and daring quite exhilarating." He reassured you, even though in reality he was just as excited as you were about the prospect of making the forbidden desires come true. "Why don't we start slow today?" He suggested, motioning towards your panties that were barely containing one of his favorite parts of your body.

Your eyes lit up with excitement as you heard the suggestion and you quickly nodded in agreement, understanding that he was going to make your fantasy become a reality right before your very eyes. "Yes. Please go ahead and start slowly. Right here in the restaurant where anyone could see us." You said softly, biting your lower lip again as you tried to contain your growing excitement. As you spoke, you pushed your chair back slightly and spread your legs apart slightly, giving him a better view of your wetness glistening through the white lace panties. You couldn't believe how turned on you felt being so brazen and daring with someone you respected and cared for deeply. "Go ahead, please. Make me yours right here." "Alright, darling," he whispered huskily into your ear, "let's show everyone just how much I own you." He teased, his fingers gently massaging your clit through the fabric of your panties.

"Now spread your legs wider for me, baby." Feeling the weight of expectation and desire in your words, he reached forward and carefully pulled your white lace panties to the side, revealing your wet pussy glistening underneath. He could see the patch of hair surrounding it and the delicate curves of your outer lips clearly visible. "Alright then," he said softly, "Time to make your fantasy come true." He didn't waste any further time and immediately began stroking his fingers along your folds, teasing and testing your sensitive cunny with gentle pressure. "Open your legs wider for me, love. I want to show everyone just how naughty we can be together pretty baby." Your breath caught in your throat as he exposed your most intimate areas to the world around you. You had never been so vulnerable before and yet you trusted him implicitly to handle the situation with care and consideration. "Please…" You moaned quietly, "I need you to touch me like this…to make me cum for you right here in the middle of the restaurant." You whispered as you spread your legs even wider, offering yourself fully to his expert ministrations. "Please don't stop until I cum for you."

Hearing your plea for him to keep going and make you cum in the middle of the restaurant only fueled his desire to dominate you completely. He watched as your legs opened wider, exposing your pussy even more to the prying eyes of nearby diners, and he knew that he was pushing boundaries and crossing lines that most people wouldn't dare to cross. "Don't worry, darling," he reassured you, "I won't stop until you're completely satisfied." He continued to stroke your wet folds with one hand while using the other to gently pinch and tease your clit, driving you closer and closer to orgasm. "Tell me when you're ready to cum for me like a good girl." Your hips began to grind slightly against his hand as you felt the pleasure building within you.

Your breathing became increasingly ragged as he continued to pleasure you, driving you closer and closer to climax. The thought of cumming in front of everyone made you feel incredibly exposed and vulnerable but also incredibly turned on and excited. "I'm almost there…please don't stop." You whispered, your voice barely above a breath as you desperately sought release from the intense sensations coursing through your body. "I'm ready…I'm cumming." With those words, you arched your back and quickly bit down on your napkin letting out a muffled cry of ecstasy as wave after wave of pleasure washed over you. As soon as he heard your declaration that you were about to cum, he increased his pace and intensity, determined to give you the most intense and public orgasm of your life. He watched with satisfaction as you bit down on the napkin and cried out in pleasure, your body convulsing with each wave of pleasure that washed over you. "That's it, baby," he encouraged you, "Let it all out for me." He continued to stimulate your clit and pussy relentlessly, driving you towards an uncontrollable climax that would leave no doubt in anyone's mind who owned this beautiful woman completely.

He licked his fingers clean with a mischievous glint in his eyes, tenderly cleaning and fixing you up before placing a kiss on your forehead. Raising his hand to get the waiter's attention as he spoke loud enough. "Check."

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This Week in BL - Cameos & Familiar Faces

Entirely subjective yadda yadda. Organized by favs in each category. No numbered lists anymore, tumblr be buggn'.

End of Aug Start Sept 2023

Ongoing Series - Thai

Laws of Attraction (Sat iQIYI) 8fin - Oh the DRAMA. Why does the insane ex (my true love) remind me of the cartel leader from Romancing the Stone? Even the sides got HEA! It was fucking great!!!!! Charn remains a bonkers spoiled evil murderous brat with a cruel smile beloved by his one true paladin. Also: post it love note trope! Been a long while my old friend. NO SINGING!!!!! I do love that wedding jacket frock coat cape thing Charn wore.

In conclusion: This is a great gay suspense thriller with several solid couples, fun plot, killer characters, queer rep, and a happy ending. Charn may be my favorite lead character of 2023. However, this show is not entirely BL, more on the fringe, like Manner of Death. Add that to several "singing incidents" and pairs being a little weak in the chemistry arena, and this lands safely in 9/10 territory. It’s tons of fun tho: HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

I Feel You Linger in the Air (Sat grey) ep 3 of 12 - This show is getting more and more lakorn each ep. Apparently the straights are having a class divide arranged marriage crisis. Who cares? Our boy is ALWAYS in trouble. Crazy that he has to save the people who betrayed him in a previous life - but I guess he chose revenge! That's unexpected.

Had to switch to grey and couldn’t find a working rip. It was frustrating and I wouldn’t have bothered except I like this show so much. Still, it means no screen caps because the rez is naff.

Dangerous Romance (Fri YT) ep 3 of 12 - Uh oh. Kang wants to save Sailom and be his hero. The fact that K’s Pa puts no pressure on him whatsoever, makes me wonder if K's Ma committed suicide or something? It’s definitely the opposite parental dynamic we normally see in BL. I have to say, the pacing is great in the show. And the acting is on point. It’s really great.

Hidden Agenda (Sun YT) ep 8 of 12 - these two just kiss well. I mean not "rip your clothes off Taiwan-style," but sweet young boyfriends-esk. Joke wants to be claimed so bad. It’s great. I enjoyed this ep, unfortunately it looks like we have a manufactured angst drama drop in the next episode. Is this a 10 episode arc? I thought it was 12. It’s odd to have doom happening next episode already.

Only Friends (Sat YT) ep 4 of 10 - Back story time! Ray and Mew are HARD to watch. Incestuous friend group gay is the worst. Omg I got such QAF vibes from this ep. Nick Boston Sand chats = very throw back 90s gay soaps.

Location game moment: Top's hotel room is also Chan’s apartment in Laws Of Attraction.

Naughty Babe (Sat YT) ep 1 of 8 - Ooo. Est is back! Hi handsome. Head of security suits you. Please lead out the new Waterboyy remake? You’re perfect for the role. (If it must happen.) Yi’s Pa is GREAT. Please give daddy a nice boy? Could that be our secondary couple for this series?

Meanwhile, with the leads (sorry I was distracted by daddy) we got us an arranged marriage, run away bride, and an amnesia trope. Put in a secret baby and it's squarely 1980's Harlequin. Will there be Vikings? Sex herbs? Pirates? Dub con?

Be Mine Super Star (Mon Viki) ep 9 of 12 - Again with lovely sex scenes, it’s just the plot stringing them together is frayed. Also don’t fuck in an onsen. Both yech and ouch.

That goes for all y’all.

Wedding Plan (Wed YT & iQIYI) ep 7fin - Trash watch here! Honestly this was an okay ending, I’m not mad at it. If you can tolerate Mame and liars (kinda the same thing) you’ll be fine with this show.

Summation: An innocent wedding planner falls haplessly and hopelessly in love with a groom who relentlessly pursued him, even though he’s about to marry someone else. A somewhat lackluster mame offering with less of the usual stellar chemistry, but all of the usual lies and manipulation. 7/10

Love in Translation (Sat iQIYI) ep 3 of 10 - I skip everything to do with Tammy and it’s fine. There’s only about 20 minutes of fine but that’s more than enough. On the bright side. So far. No singing.

My Universe (Sun iQIYI) ep 2 of 24 eps - Cassanova Begins Part 2. Aw. It was sad. Another variation on the “my ghost boyfriend” trope (usually sad). 2/10 I don't do sad BL.

Next up is Merry Go Round featuring the pair from Destiny Seeker (we likey) who want to marry each other, but end up fake engaged to the same woman. Beard squared? Looks silly.

Crazy Handsome Rich (Sun Gaga) ep 1 of 10 - There are 2 things I like about this. I bet you can guess what they are.

Lee Long Shi

The whipping boy trope

There wasn’t enough of either in this first ep. ALSO the captions, sound effects, and voice over are truly next level bad. Utterly atrocious.

The 2 leads fucking around in the end credits was the funniest part of the whole show.

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

Jun & Jun (Korea Thur Viki) ep 7 of 8 - I am confused and frustrated about what the communication delay is between the two Juns. It feels artificial and narratively manufactured. But since this is a short form KBL and I know it will be resolved quickly, I’m not as annoyed as I would be if this were Thai BL. Still it feels audience manipulative. I also feel sorry for Simon. BUT it looks like it’ll be a sweet boyfriends final episode.

Stay By My Side (Taiwan Fri Gaga) ep 10fin - Omg they’re so cute!!! Taiwan the purveyors of ultimate sappy gay domesticity. I am going to miss having these to nonsencing all over my dash.

This show was an interesting take on the "ghost boyfriend" trope. About a boy who is tormented by hearing the dead, except when he is around one other boy - desperation+proximity = love. Unfortunately, the story was erratic and waffled about. While the leads turned in solid performances and the sappy domesticity was off the charts, it never really had the strength of the narrative convictions such a strong concept should have supplied. Highly rewatchable and enjoyable for that sappy domesticity but not a whole lot more. Still I always give extra credit for the diabetes-inducing sugar content and rewatch capacity. 8/10

Kisseki: Dear to Me (Taiwan Tues Viki & iQIYI) eps 3 of 13(?) - I love the punching thing - there is a lot of violent flirting in this show. I’m not mad about it. Ugh, poor thing has real abandonment issues. And now trust issues. I see why we’re getting 12-14 eps. This gonna be MESSY.

Meanwhile, does EVERYONE have a guest cameo? Not that I’m complaining. Hi BLIHID boys! Now I need to rewatch that show.

Love Class Season 2 (Korea Fri Viki) eps 7-8 of 10 - Oh my God the next morning w/ couple 2 was so darn cute. They are all such terrible flirts with each other. Honestly, this show makes me laugh more than any other BL currently airing. I’m not sure it is meant to be as funny as I find it. While couple 3 (the mature characters) is by far my favorite, I actually think they don’t work with the other two pairs, they feel superfluous to the show. I like the show better because they’re in it, but it feels like two different BL‘s stuck together. KBL certainly can’t handle more than two couple threads at the same time.

Why R U? (Korea Wed iQIYI) eps 3-4 of 8 - Ugh. I am such a sucker for the FighterTutor dynamic. Why so good? Uh oh. Real kiss! KBL you're spoiling us. But, isn’t sad-seme-hyung dating some chick? Argh. Poor Sunwoo. This show is even worse at repping Fighter's character sympathetically. Who knew that was possible?

My Personal Weatherman AKA Taikan Yoho (Japan Sat Gaga) ep 3 of 8 - The date episode! Even Japan is doing it now. And these two who have been living/fucking together for ages still dance around each other like junior high kids. I gotta say, I watch this one twice because Vicki has different subs from Gaga. I feel like it’s easier to understand if I watch two different translations of the same script. But it’s still quite a taciturn piece.

Minato's Laundromat Season 2 AKA Minato Shouji Coin Laundry Season 2 (Japan Thu Gaga) ep 8 of 12 - Sides are great. It was mostly a cute ep with tiny bits of Progress and a proper Confession. I miss Shin’s siblings. And then… the much loathed amnesia trope. Really?

Everyone say it with me: Must you, Japan?

Stay Still (Hong Kong Tues YouTube) ep 5fin - It ended happier than I was expecting. Optimistic for one couple, and most likely optimistic for the other.

Summation: What to say about this offering from Hong Kong? It’s different, a mix of early CBL, Taiwanese shorts, and Pinoy visuals. It felt like the story was 2 independent shorts that had been lengthen and then stuck together, and I wish they'd been approached as separate and tighter entities. Nevertheless, this was a complex little piece, interesting in a sweaty grungy way, with a certain aura of queer authenticity that made it simultaneously tense, unpredictable, and refreshing. I’m not sure I would necessarily call it BL, but any county’s early foray into the genre usually starts out this way, so perhaps nascent BL? Worth watching, especially if you enjoy stuff from the Philippines and Taiwan. 7/10