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The reason the Roman Legion was so powerful
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Thank you @str8brostink and everyone who got me to 2000 reblogs!
You wanted this to happen to you in highschool. Dont lie.
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Update
It's been awhile since I've posted. So here is a life update
Computer
My older computer suffered a failure and I had to get a new one. I was lucky to be able to save all the files, but it's still going to be a process getting back all the half finished projects I was working on
Sweat and Secrets
I still hope to get this out, but because of the computer and a few other things going on it has to be out in the back burner for a while
Long and Short Stories
I would like to get back into regularly posting shorter scenes and stories.
AMAs
I'm going to start a new AMA soon because they are relatively low impact on what I have to do. Who do you want to see? I'm open to anyone that I know who they are, they fit the blog, and I can adequately portray
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The House Show
The smell of sweat and nylon filled your nose as you walked through the show area back to the locker room.
"Hey" a voice caught your attention. You turned and saw the big bastard sitting in the turn buckle. He was dropping sweat. His eyes were locked on to you as you slowly walked by. He licked his teeth as he sized you up. "This rings gonna be a whole lot more comfortable when I'm sitting on your face"
Your stomach sunk as you watched his big ass devour the ring post. You looked back to his face. He winked, then with a subtle grunt let out short, but devastating fart.
"That's just a preview of what you'll be getting tonight"
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NWILASF # The Cavillrine
I am not the biggest Wolverine fan, and I am very much not a fan of Deadpool-- but I have to say I find something very hot about Henry Cavil as Wolverine. I would relish the chance to get a stinkface from him.
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How do Ethan and Jake like to use their asses?
Who is the meanest character?
Ethan and Jake are probably the most comfortable with the stinkface. Ethan loves scent play, both giving and receiving. He wouldn't flinch if you asked to have him sit on your face.
Jake more do, because he specifically lives farting. Talking about them, tormenting people with them, you name it.
Troy is the meanest by far. Classic bully
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Transport Duty
Biological weaponry was outlawed, but the treaty mentioned nothing about ripping the biggest fart you could after getting captured by the enemy.
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What other kinks were you thinking for the guys to add on top of the stinkface?
Great Question! Here is a list of all the guys so far:
Greg Johnson
Stereotype/Fetish: Muscle Bear / Muscle Worship
Summary: A tall, heavily muscular man with a thick beard and a friendly demeanor. Greg enjoys mentoring others in bodybuilding and values respect and camaraderie. He has a particular interest in muscle worship.
Max Turner
Stereotype/Fetish: Leather Enthusiast / Dominance
Summary: A rugged, muscular man with closely cropped hair and tattoos. Max wears leather gear and exudes confidence and assertiveness. He enjoys sparring and has a dominant streak, extending to playful interactions.
Brad Thompson
Stereotype/Fetish: Jock / Jockstraps
Summary: The epitome of athleticism, Brad has a perfect tan and a competitive yet friendly demeanor. He thrives on challenges and engages in high-intensity workouts.
Ethan Sullivan
Stereotype/Fetish: Gamer Bear / Scent (Sweat and Musk)
Summary: A large, heavily set man with a laid-back and humorous demeanor. Ethan loves gaming and balances time between the gym and online streams.
Robert Harrison
Stereotype/Fetish: Daddy / Daddy-Boy Dynamics
Summary: A mature, well-built man with salt-and-pepper hair and a well-groomed beard. Rob is an authoritative "Daddy" figure who values respect and proper conduct. He is a supportive mentor and takes his role seriously.
Jake Martinez
Stereotype/Fetish: Playful Gym Enthusiast / Farting
Summary: A large, muscular man known for his playful and unapologetic demeanor. Jake enjoys light-hearted pranks and jokes
Troy Harris
Stereotype/Fetish: Gym Bully / Dominance
Summary: An athletic man with sharp features and a domineering presence. Troy uses intimidation to assert his dominance and engages in confrontational tactics
Erik Larsen
Stereotype/Fetish: Viking Daddy / Dominance and Submission
Summary: A tall, muscular Nordic man with a rugged build and a large, braided beard. Erik has a playfully dominant personality and views the player as his "little viking." He enjoys pushing others to their limits and occasionally indulges in playful dominance.
Connor O'Malley
Stereotype/Fetish: The Closeted Celebrity / Voyeurism
Summary: A towering figure with a blend of rugged charm and magnetic charisma. Connor is a famous actor and athlete with a fetish for voyeurism, balancing his public persona with a private life.
Liam McKenzie
Stereotype/Fetish: Gentle Giant / Cuddling and Comfort
Summary: A tall, incredibly muscular Scottish man with a kind and gentle demeanor. Liam enjoys providing comfort and support, with a particular fondness for cuddling and close physical contact.
Adrian Ross
Stereotype/Fetish: Fitness Model / Self-Worship and Exhibitionism
Summary: A strikingly handsome man with a perfectly sculpted physique. Adrian enjoys posing and flexing, loving the attention his body garners. He has a fetish for self-worship and thrives on being the center of attention.
Jason Nakamura
Stereotype/Fetish: Yoga Enthusiast / Flexibility and Bondage
Summary: A lean and flexible Polynesian man with a calm and centered presence. Jason's dedication to yoga has given him incredible flexibility, and he enjoys exploring the boundaries of physical limits through flexibility and bondage.
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Sweat and Secrets| An Interactive Twine Stinkface Adventure
Recently I have been happily coaxed into looking at and learning Twine. I have been having a blast, and I am putting together a choose your own adventure game. I am proud to announce that I am working on "Sweat and Secrets" In Sweat and Secrets you take on the role of a new member of a gym filled with guys who all have the potential to end up stinkfacing you. Some of them are much harder to convince than others-- but that's the fun! 12 guys, each with their own particular kinks for you to choose from. Will you succeed? Will you find romance? Or are you hear just to get some face to ass action? You have 2 questions I bet: When will this be done? Answer: I have no idea. I have a tendency to have eyes bigger than my attention span. As long as I can keep my attention focused I am sure I can finish at least 2 or 4 of the twelve guys. I have to write everything and code everything. Its not the hardest code I've ever written, but it will take time and testing. Will this cost me anything? I don't know. A 1$ maybe? While it would be great to make any kind of money on this, I don't think it will ever get to a point where I feel ok with selling it. I may throw it up on itch.io for a pay what you want, but I don't think I'm gonna retire with this. Let me know if you have any questions, or you want to know more about the guys! Send me an ASK and Ill answer it
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Reasons to go to the gym
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Eddie Hall motivates me to workout in the best way he can
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Despite no one wishing to donate, I was able to get a discount code and order one. Now we cross our fingers and hope
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https://gofund.me/5301ea92
Hello, I am the owner of the Tumblr Stinkfacestories. I am looking to get a cameo from Eddie Hall to share with everyone. Eddie is a strong man with a great personality, and a love for farting. his Cameo is currently $299USD +tax and fees.
if you'd like to donate, please do. on verge goal has been reached I will request the cameo
If he says no: There is a chance he will day no to the request. to cover this once the goal is reached I will use my own funds to request the cameo, and only withdraw it once he completes the order. if he opts not to I will refund the donations
https://gofund.me/5301ea92
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What would you think of Eddie Hall since he likes to fart?
He is on cameo and id love to ask him to tell us all about it himself, but he cost 299$ and that's not somyi can spend right now. But if anyone wants to chip in maybe I can him him to fart for us
Other than that I love Eddie. I love how he loves to fart, and more importantly how he loves to make people suffer from it.
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What’s the worst face fart you’ve ever given somebody?
Alright buckle up because this one's nasty even by my standards:
It was early in my college career. I ate like shit back then. Not like now where I only eat like shit and drink. Around about two mins to half time my gut gives me a warning. You know the type. The kind that says I better hope no one else is in the bathroom when I birth whatever crime against God I've had brewing in me. We're outside and I gotta hold it for at least two minutes because I'm not sure if I have to fart or take a shit.
So next play the ball fumbles and I go into the pile. I land hard and my gut did not like it. From behind I feel someone fall on top of me, the. Someone fall on top of them. I can feel the guys face pressing into my ass. All this pressure I know what's going to happen. I try to hold it back, but my asshole just opens up. Let me see if I can describe how it sounded. I want you to imagine a wet balloon just let out, only deeper. My gut just deflates in this poor guys face for what feels like an eternity. Thank fuck I was wearing pants because I'm pretty sure it's the only thing that kept me spray painting this guys face.
All in all though after I felt better and we went on to win
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You and your brother have a nerd you practiced your stinkfaces on growing up?
Not since highschool. Why? You applying? Please write your resume on your forehead and deliver it directly between my ass cheeks.
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