#very good friends indeed

[julsiemagne]

Amazon article called Vaggie Charlie's bff?????? 😭

[housederiva]

Here's BG3's Sven Vinckle's speech before he announced the game of the year, it's something I think certain companies should keep in mind going forward... (also sorry for the 'yes' that's yelled in the background during it, I didn't realize I projected that much from where I was seated. I got happy about developers striving to be treated as people making art and not ticks on a spreadsheet trying to make ceo's more money)

[royaltea000]

eldest daughter behavior

[canisalbus]

You mentioned before that the people who would have access to Machete's bedchamber would likely already know about Vasco. How did that come up in your mind? Did they get caught in the act or was the subject broached with enough trust? How did those people handle it? Sorry if this is a bit vague but I thought about it today and I'm very interested. :)

I think it just has to be the case, I can't imagine how they could manage to hide the fact Vasco is bunking with him from everyone, for years and years. Machete doesn't live alone, he has staff and servants who do his housekeeping and run his errands. Even if Vasco didn't stay there for any extended periods of time and snuck out the back door to avoid attention, I'm assuming at least the people who do his laundry and change his sheets would eventually detect that some sort of funny business had happened. But the number of people who are in on it is still very very small and tightly controlled. His assistant Vittorio definitely knows and helps to manage this situation, so does his personal doctor, and on top of that maybe a handful of most trusted high-ranking emplyees, which he has vetted extremely carefully and pays handsomely for their discreetness and prudence.

[demonslayedher]

What do you get for the fangirl who has everything?

A spoon.

[laurasbailey]

obsessed with the people who say there's no evidence of alicent being a lesbian. this is the woman who kept a piece of paper rhaenyra touched one time for 20 years and is now moving into her old chambers and wandering the halls with sad doe eyes haunting the place like a victorian ghost who can't move on to the afterlife because she never felt the touch of a woman. rhaenyra doesn't even need her chambers anymore because she gets to live rent free in the mind of the woman who looked remarkably like a kicked puppy every time a man so much as looked at rhaenyra. alicent hightower is the original yearner. the sappho of westeros. that's a woman who stares longingly at the moon if ever i've seen one. i bet if you checked under her mattress you'd find attempts at poetry and some torn out book pages that each have two vague sentences about a woman in history who 'mysteriously never had a husband or children, just a roommate who oddly inherited her entire fortune'. also tons of smut. anyway the heterosexual mind cannot comprehend this

[nordfjording]

I get the whole thing about self-deprecating jokes and things not being laughing matters and there are some really fine lines there. And that this is probably some cultural or generational thing, snd so on.

But there's something so deeply normalizing and freeing about taking the piss out of something that feels like it should ruin you.

[supermarine-silvally]

Yara, have you ever eaten at Baratie?

"He is truly a first-rate chef. If I'm ever in the East Blue, I will have to stop by Baratie for a bite to eat."

Ask Yara (or any of my OCs) anything!

[thormanick]

I think the wildest theory to date that ever occurred in my mind is that Rhinedottir is the Shade of Life (or at least one of the Shade’s creations, like Egeria)

Simply because Rhinedottir keeps Making Things for better or worse

(My second most unhinged theory is that Celestia we see in the sky is A Lie and that it’s actually a remnant of Khaenri’ah post-Cataclysm bc they probably tried to go over-the-ground and the gods said “nope”. However, the collective memory was manipulated, and now everyone thinks that it is Celestia, when it is, in fact, not one (the real Celestia is bigger (and I mean monstrously bigger, like it is big enough to fit the whole of Teyvat and it’s sky within just a fragment of itself) and in complete different dimension or something))

[thisperfectmonsoon]

interesting.

[miragee19]

I AM REVENGED

[headcanon asks game]

since you sent me a ship, i'll do a ship too! for sephiroth and whoever is your favorite ship with him please thank you (or just him if you don't have any favorite ships) 🖤

My favourite ship with Sephiroth is GlennSeph and I am very happy to share 4 out of the gazillion headcanons I have about them. :3

Headcanon A:  realistic

Sephiroth, who is canonically a cat, has a very ambivalent relationship with Glenn's dog, Refu. They act nice towards each other for Glenn's sake, but deep down they are batshit jealous of the other one. Sephiroth sometimes does evil things like giving laxatives to Refu while Refu in turn eats Sephiroth's mission reports that are due to the next morning, so Sephiroth has to stay up all night redoing them and Refu can sleep on the bed with Glenn.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

While Glenn and Sephiroth were taking a bath in the river in Rhadore, a Behemoth ate all their clothes because Glenn had some leftover hot dog in his pocket and the monster found it easier to just gulp down the whole pile of clothes instead of picking out the source of the delicious smell. They had to go back to their campsite totally naked. Glenn went ahead to grab some change of clothes for them to protect Sephiroth's dignity. He told the others that a Behemoth ate their clothes but nobody believed him.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

When Glenn died and his soul entered the lifestream, he witnessed the whole conversation between Sephiroth and Rosen (in a way that Tifa did see Cloud's memories of her) and naturally he felt very guilty. He was revived by Hojo not too much later though so his soul was pulled back into his body, and as a Sephiroth clone he is merely Sephiroth's puppet now. Sephiroth doesn't remember a word about what he had teached him about compassion, all he cares about is destruction. As little as it remained from Glenn's consciousness, he feels extremely guilty and regretful for not reaching out for Sephiroth as long as it was still possible. (But don't worry, it's never too late, he will find a way to steal Sephiroth's heart even if it takes years, and it definitely will take some time as Sephiroth at the very moment has a much greater interest in tormenting Cloud than in having bromance with Glenn.)

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Glenn is in fact Cloud's dad. He got Claudia pregnant when he was still a teen but back then he was not fit for parenthood so he left them. When Sephiroth finally starts dating Glenn, he is joining the "I'm dating your dad" club where the only other member in town is Cloud, who is dating Vincent (Sephiroth's dad). Sefikura are each other's stepmoms and they have a very strong lesbian vibe that makes Glenn and Vincent fairly jealous. Vincent complains to Cid about the situation and Cid, as a good friend, assures him that indeed there is a lesbian vibe, as a real man he has a strongly developed lesbian radar that hits the roof when Sefikura is around. Vincent doesn't come out of his coffin for a week.

[theflyingfeeling]

Olli has such big, sad Bambi eyes I don't know what to do with myselllffffffff 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[anaalnathrakhs]

btw my mom said it. she said it to me looking me in the eyes. i told her about how difficult it was for me to get through those family reunions, and she admitted it was very important to her, important enough that she was just going to do it anyway.

[trashbaget]

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

[pavlovers]

ohhh my god my heart... he did so well 🥲