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The elders of heaven after Lucifer’s fall: after everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?
Lucifer: next to my wife.
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Charlie: let’s eat, people!
Alastor: let’s eat people!
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If it helps I had a fuckass bob phase when I was 3 that I would not like to get back to
America rn
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Hey so the tags were a joke you know I’m quite of a comedian right
America rn
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America rn
#us politics#hazbin hotel#if ‘’vox’’ wins I’m doing hazbin hotel x reader headcanons both fluff and smut#if ‘’Alastor’’ wins I’m getting a fuckass bob
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“It’s been a month” who gets over a situationship in a MONTH??
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Is no one gonna talk about how blitz spells phantom with an “F”
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“Blitz” this “stolitz” that bitch the song credits was a banger
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He owns the entire set
I just found the funniest pen sets and I can't stop thinking about them LMAO
**For the people asking I bought the pen sets HERE
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Lilith cheated on Adam but I gotta give her a round of applause because it’s rare to see women in male dominated fields
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A lucilith animatic to this would fix me trust
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Close enough welcome back stolitz
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*Hell’s greatest dad sequence*
Lucifer: I’m the most powerful being in hell who can give you anything you ask for.
Alastor: I CAN UNCLOG TOILETS
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…. What
Tf you mean hazbin season 1 was released a month ago
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WAIT OMG IM LATE BUT THIS IS SO REAL
This needs to be a meme template in the fandom
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