#if not earlier

[thormanick]

I think the wildest theory to date that ever occurred in my mind is that Rhinedottir is the Shade of Life (or at least one of the Shade’s creations, like Egeria)

Simply because Rhinedottir keeps Making Things for better or worse

(My second most unhinged theory is that Celestia we see in the sky is A Lie and that it’s actually a remnant of Khaenri’ah post-Cataclysm bc they probably tried to go over-the-ground and the gods said “nope”. However, the collective memory was manipulated, and now everyone thinks that it is Celestia, when it is, in fact, not one (the real Celestia is bigger (and I mean monstrously bigger, like it is big enough to fit the whole of Teyvat and it’s sky within just a fragment of itself) and in complete different dimension or something))

[queerly-victorian]

I've finished my first outline after several months. I do not want to start writing quite yet, as I have multiple other things to finish first, including figuring out some characters that will be present in the sequel (who will remain side characters here.)

I have absolutely no idea what to name this, which is rather unusual for me, as I tend to determine a title within at most a chapter or so of any given fanfic. I'm curious if this is normal for more original content, because I do not feel like it is, but perhaps I simply have a skewed perception of the process.

[luna-the-cretar]

I like on how my Tav has JUST NOW got to the point where she responds whenever Gale falls in battle. Beforehand she would only respond whenever Shadowheart fell, which is hilarious considering that my relationship is higher with Gale than it is with Shadowheart.

Like, Shadowheart really said “I consider you a very good friend :)” forever ago, and since then my Tav would be absolutely distraught whenever she fell, but Gale basically takes her on a fucking date, and Tav’s like “oh no. Gale’s dying. Oh well”

Like…GIRL

[semiotomatics]

today's random project: plotting my top 50 most listened to artists on spotify on a map

fun!

[delicatefury]

I come with worse news.

Illumination is no longer involved. Rather, the movie is going to be…

Live action.

From ScreenRant

“Nintendo has teamed up with Sony, producer Avi Arad, and director Wes Ball to bring the project [The Legend of Zelda] to life, with fans crossing their fingers that the film will be a hit.”

Sony. AKA one of Nintendo’s biggest rivals.

Avi Arad. Who brought us live action hits like: Ghost in the Shell, Uncharted, and Morbius.

Wes Ball. He directed the Maze Runner movies. That’s all I got. I mean that’s literally it. Apparently he’s a special effects and art guy, so maybe he’ll understand the grandeur Hyrule and it’s temples deserve.

But I did some IMDB digging and found the writer…

Derek Connolly.

While he has the credit for the Detective Pikachu and Kong:Skull Island screenplays under his belt, he’s best known as the story co-writer for the Jurassic World movies and…

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker.

I am very, very afraid.

this summer...

everyone's favorite knight...

is coming to the big screen

*cuts to Ganondorf voiced by Steve Carell* What a bummer!

*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY

*Link wakes up giddy for the moning as Zelda tells him he needs to help her save Hyrule, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, the camera pans to his bedroom that is decked out in posters of Korok clinging to a branch that say “hang in there” and assorted references, Zelda clears her throat loudly*

"I SAID… you are to assist me with saving Hyrule!"

Link, voiced by Jim Parsons "Well, EXCUUUSE ME Princess...”

one knight will find himself

Link "what?! the Triforce of Power?"

and maybe a Legendary Sword

Link "and that Ganondorf has it?”

but first he has to find his courage

Ganondorf: "It’s not a snuggie!"

*turns to a group of bokoblins* "does this cloak make my butt look big?”

*the bokoblins all shake their head in sync*

and the wisdom...

Zelda, voiced by Emma Roberts "all I want to do is seal Ganon but this GREEN DORK" *punches Link in the shoulder* "KEEPS GETTING DISTRACTED”

this summer is going to be

*montage of slap stick*

*Ganondorf twerking*

Link "aaawkward"

this summer is going to be...

*dance party ending montage that takes place in Castle Town and shows Ganondorf as a ghost sealed away in a cartoonist ghost cage*

*Impa doing the whip & nae nae*

"LIIIIIIIIT"

THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE...!

*montage of every time they say "legendary" in the movie*

LEGENDARY

The Legend of Zelda.

Link, off screen "heeey, why don't I get to be in the title?!"

[fagbearentertainment]

[t00thpasteface]

literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

[titaniumchickens]

The days are counted for this sweater. These are its last years.

[specialagentartemis]

Scenario: a sample of your DNA was taken, popped into a cell, and cloned into a baby, gestated in a sci-fi artificial womb vat. The first time you or anyone in your family meets this baby is after it has already been born out of said vat. You can hold the newborn if you want, it's up to you, but it is a living breathing baby that was cloned from your DNA and is genetically identical to you.

I love clone philosophy. Give me all your philosophy of clones

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[zzoupz]

idk

[decadentmeat]

I get hyped abt drawing the whole day but the moment I lay a pencil on paper I lose all motivation to draw, I'll daydream actually being able to make something until I die ig.

[wishfulsketching]

This is what the dynamic was like

[jojaxcola]

the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

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[sparrowlucero]

found an old bit of animation from a short film I never finished (about a dog that steals a deer bone from the woods and is haunted by the ghost of the deer). Don't think I ever posted it.