#if not earlier

[zvaigzdelasas]

Fucking hate tech people turned vfx people..."this $20000 hardware gadget allows us to export (inferred) camera movement to a 3d scene" yeah you could do that with a pirated version of Mocha in After Effects like 15 years ago wtf are you talking about

[thormanick]

I think the wildest theory to date that ever occurred in my mind is that Rhinedottir is the Shade of Life (or at least one of the Shade’s creations, like Egeria)

Simply because Rhinedottir keeps Making Things for better or worse

(My second most unhinged theory is that Celestia we see in the sky is A Lie and that it’s actually a remnant of Khaenri’ah post-Cataclysm bc they probably tried to go over-the-ground and the gods said “nope”. However, the collective memory was manipulated, and now everyone thinks that it is Celestia, when it is, in fact, not one (the real Celestia is bigger (and I mean monstrously bigger, like it is big enough to fit the whole of Teyvat and it’s sky within just a fragment of itself) and in complete different dimension or something))

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

I like on how my Tav has JUST NOW got to the point where she responds whenever Gale falls in battle. Beforehand she would only respond whenever Shadowheart fell, which is hilarious considering that my relationship is higher with Gale than it is with Shadowheart.

Like, Shadowheart really said “I consider you a very good friend :)” forever ago, and since then my Tav would be absolutely distraught whenever she fell, but Gale basically takes her on a fucking date, and Tav’s like “oh no. Gale’s dying. Oh well”

Like…GIRL

[themidnightcircusshow]

I was thinking about Hal's relationship with his youngest brothers and decided my feelings could only be expressed in meme t-shirt form:

My favourite topic: Hal's oldest daughter syndrome :D

On one hand, it was probably inevitable as the oldest child of a widowed father that he would be a bit of a de facto parent, but once you add in his position Hal really seems to have become the parent of the family. Henry's health started deteriorating when everyone was still rather young, so I wouldn't be surprised if the brothers (at least John and Humphrey) started differing to him the same way Hal started gaining more authority in parliament. After Henry died, however, you can quite clearly see just how much John and Humphrey treated Hal as the head of the family, probably even before their father died. Hal is the one who gives them their titles, not their father; Hal is the one who at least gets the ball rolling on their marriages; Hal quite frankly is the one who they seem to have respected more and cared most about continuing his legacy.

I feel like that also would have contributed to Henry's insecurities around Hal. Not only is Hal now the healthy, vibrant one who Henry is compared to, not only does he have the military excursions, not only is Hal gaining political favour over Henry, but he has the authority within the family as well. Like, I do wonder sometimes if Henry was in denial and thought if things really did go down with Hal, John and Humphrey would still be on his side, or if he knew John and Humphrey would immediately be Team Hal so any outright conflict would have quickly become disastrous. Which certainly wouldn't have helped any resentment brewing between the two of them.

[semiotomatics]

today's random project: plotting my top 50 most listened to artists on spotify on a map

fun!

[delicatefury]

I come with worse news.

Illumination is no longer involved. Rather, the movie is going to be…

Live action.

From ScreenRant

“Nintendo has teamed up with Sony, producer Avi Arad, and director Wes Ball to bring the project [The Legend of Zelda] to life, with fans crossing their fingers that the film will be a hit.”

Sony. AKA one of Nintendo’s biggest rivals.

Avi Arad. Who brought us live action hits like: Ghost in the Shell, Uncharted, and Morbius.

Wes Ball. He directed the Maze Runner movies. That’s all I got. I mean that’s literally it. Apparently he’s a special effects and art guy, so maybe he’ll understand the grandeur Hyrule and it’s temples deserve.

But I did some IMDB digging and found the writer…

Derek Connolly.

While he has the credit for the Detective Pikachu and Kong:Skull Island screenplays under his belt, he’s best known as the story co-writer for the Jurassic World movies and…

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker.

I am very, very afraid.

this summer...

everyone's favorite knight...

is coming to the big screen

*cuts to Ganondorf voiced by Steve Carell* What a bummer!

*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY

*Link wakes up giddy for the moning as Zelda tells him he needs to help her save Hyrule, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, the camera pans to his bedroom that is decked out in posters of Korok clinging to a branch that say “hang in there” and assorted references, Zelda clears her throat loudly*

"I SAID… you are to assist me with saving Hyrule!"

Link, voiced by Jim Parsons "Well, EXCUUUSE ME Princess...”

one knight will find himself

Link "what?! the Triforce of Power?"

and maybe a Legendary Sword

Link "and that Ganondorf has it?”

but first he has to find his courage

Ganondorf: "It’s not a snuggie!"

*turns to a group of bokoblins* "does this cloak make my butt look big?”

*the bokoblins all shake their head in sync*

and the wisdom...

Zelda, voiced by Emma Roberts "all I want to do is seal Ganon but this GREEN DORK" *punches Link in the shoulder* "KEEPS GETTING DISTRACTED”

this summer is going to be

*montage of slap stick*

*Ganondorf twerking*

Link "aaawkward"

this summer is going to be...

*dance party ending montage that takes place in Castle Town and shows Ganondorf as a ghost sealed away in a cartoonist ghost cage*

*Impa doing the whip & nae nae*

"LIIIIIIIIT"

THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE...!

*montage of every time they say "legendary" in the movie*

LEGENDARY

The Legend of Zelda.

Link, off screen "heeey, why don't I get to be in the title?!"

[fagbearentertainment]

[t00thpasteface]

literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

[specialagentartemis]

Scenario: a sample of your DNA was taken, popped into a cell, and cloned into a baby, gestated in a sci-fi artificial womb vat. The first time you or anyone in your family meets this baby is after it has already been born out of said vat. You can hold the newborn if you want, it's up to you, but it is a living breathing baby that was cloned from your DNA and is genetically identical to you.

I love clone philosophy. Give me all your philosophy of clones

[owob]

Call him fermentation weight the way he presses my pickle

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[cozystars]

!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[kate-bot]

you guys ATE UP THAT LAST POST HUH!!!!!!!! have some doodles

[jojaxcola]

the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

[seagiri]

they turned mickbell into a girl in the latin spanish dub so... congrats mickbell???