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I made a post about how I'm pissed off at the fact that Stolas defenders use Autism as a way to justify his shitty behavior, and I decided to add onto the post.
Even though Stolas isn't canonically Autistic, headcanoning him as Autistic as a way to defend his actions is extremely ableist. Stolas fans are infantilizing Autistic men and using their Autism as a means of excusing shitty behavior. Infantilizing Autistic men is also harmful to Autistic women as they're more likely to experience abuse and sexual violence than Neurotypical women.
As an Autistic woman who has been sexually assaulted in the past, Vivziepop doesn't really care about SA victims. SA has been used as some sort of joke in her work ranging from Sir Pentious being gang raped, Moxxie being sexually assaulted by Verosika and her group, and the way Viv poorly handles Angel Dust's trauma.
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Hugging Them Out Of Nowhere - I.M.P Gang + Stolas x Reader
โฅWARNING: Will contain some swear words/profanity
โฅNotes: Here we goooooo! Starting to write for the Helluva Boss series now. It might take a while for me to get in depth with some of the characters especially Blitz since hes a very chaotic character, but I'll try my best. There will be hints/spoilers from the other episodes in the series.
Based on last weeks episode, Blitz and Stolas deserve these hugs!!!
I will do more for the other characters like Fizz and Verosika soon. Enjoy you guys:)
Blitzรธ๐ด
๐ดHugging Blitz was not very common at I.M.P. He was a very touchy feely with everyone at work especially with Moxxie and Millie. There were many work group hugs that he initiated with the rest of you, which was met with not a lot of enthusiasm back, well except from Millie.
๐ดFinding a job was an IMP wasn't very easy since many of the work establishments used imps as either slaves or whatever paid the lowest amount since imps were on the bottom of the food chain. Seeing the silly jingle for the Immediate Murder Professionals on TV, you quickly came to look for a job and were introduce to everyone by Blitz. Blitz was.....well he was an okay boss. There were moments where he was a downright dickwad and others where he showed a compassionate side, but it wasn't commonly seen.
๐ดYour relationship with him started off just being employee and boss, but it soon changed to friends as time went on. There was more to Blitz that met the eye and you had seen the sides of him that not many others saw and it made your heart ache. You doubt if even Loona knew about it and she was Blitz adopted daughter, but their relationship was kinda rocky.
๐ดSitting on the lounge couch in the I.M.P office, you jumped a bit when the door slammed opened. Blitz had walked in, but he wasn't in an upbeat mood like he usually was. His face was in a deep scowl and there were big dark circles under his eyes. He barely even reacted when Millie shouted a "Good Morning Boss" at him, as he sluggishly walked towards his office and slammed the door, leaving you and the others alone.
๐ด"Umm...is he okay?" you were the only one who spoke, while the others just continued about their day. "Don't know, don't care." was the short response you got from Loona, as she sat with her legs on the desk, typing away on her phone. Moxxie just shrugged his shoulders and said that "Sir usually has moments like this and its best to leave him alone." Your eyes looked back at the door to Blitz office, contemplating if you should go and seem him. Heaving a deep sigh, you got up from your position on the couch and made your way over to the door.
๐ดLooking into the room, you see that the room was dark, with small beams of red light coming from the blinds in the window. Blitz was sitting on his chair, head resting on his arms that were folded on top of the desk. Making your way slowly towards him, you called out his name softly.
๐ด"UGHHHH! FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK! CAN'T A GUY JUST HAVE SOME ALONE TI-" He stopped mid-sentence in his rant, as you had wrapped your arms around, giving him a hug. Blitz had no idea how to respond this your actions, as he stayed still, tail moving back and forth. "If you think offering sexual favors is going to increase your pay, then think again." Blitz grumbled out, but he raised an eyebrow when he heard you give a soft chuckle.
๐ด"I'm not doing this for sex Blitz. I'm trying to make you feel better. I don't know whats going on with you, but I'm here if you need to talk about it." Not a word was said after that, as you continued to hold Blitz. His body was tense throughout the whole hug, but you felt him slowly relax against you. You felt something long wrap around your abdomen, pulling you closer towards him. You quickly realized it was his tail, and moved closer into the hug.
๐ดAfter a few minutes, the hug slowly came to an end, as Blitz unwrapped his tail from you, allowing you to step back. Blitz's red irises held a bit of softness in them, as he continued to stare at you. He turned his head away, but one of his hands made his way up to your head and gave it a slight pat. "Thanks for that." he said to you, as his hand fell from your head. You smiled back and gave a small nod. Blitz then lifted his head and was wearing a large smile. "Alright time to get ready to kill some fuckers for our clients. MOXXIE! GET YOUR FAT ASS IN HERE!"
Moxxie๐ซ
๐ซStarting as a new employee at I.M.P had you nervous, causing you to fiddle with your hands. You didn't know how the others would be, fearing they would hate you upon first seeing you. Surprisingly, they were kind people, as you were offered a huge hug from the imp named Millie and a little wave from her husband Moxxie. The hellhound seemed a bit antisocial when you saw her, but she was nice enough to give you a small head nod before going back to her cellular device.
๐ซYour skills in fighting were subpar, but Moxxie and Millie were kind enough to train you. You had gotten closer to them over time especially Moxxie, but not in the romantic sense, you saw Moxxie as a big brother. You loved how passionate he was about singing and creating songs, and you adored how he soft he was for his wife.
๐ซThere were moments you felt really bad for Moxxie as he had to endure the nasty insults that either Blitz or Loona would throw at him. You still couldn't figure out why they kept calling him fat, like what? You were always there to cheer him up though whenever he was having a bad day, especially after having to deal with Blitz all day.
๐ซToday was a bit of an odd day as a helicopter had arrived to pick up Moxxie, along with Millie and Blitz. You couldn't figure out what was going on, but you decided to stay behind in the office in case something happened and to watch over Loona for Blitz. They were gone for a while and had returned back in the afternoon, but this time Blitz was wearing a leather jacket and Moxxie was in a wedding dress? Curious you asked what the hell happened and Millie was kind enough to tell you everything.
๐ซYour heart ached for Moxxie when you found out about his horrible father. You honestly wished you had gotten on the trip so you could stab his father in the face. Your eyes glanced over to look for Moxxie but he had slip away from you. Wondering where he went you followed after him. Leaving the room, you wondered out in the hallway and peered to see where he went. The last place you checked was the public restroom, so you went inside there.
๐ซThe bathroom wasn't the best but it wasn't the worse, since the toilets actually worked, but the floor definitely needed a cleaning and the mirrors needed replacing. You heard the sound of sniffles coming from one of the stalls and walked closer to it. Opening the stall door slowly, you looked inside to see Moxxie sitting on the toilet. He was still wearing the dress, and his legs were up on the seat, covering his face with them, as he had his arms and tail wrapped around his legs.
๐ซ"Moxxie?" calling out his name, you slowly entered the stall, closing the door behind you. He jolted upon hearing you call his name, removing his face from his legs, showing his tear streaked face. "Oh crumbs. Sorry I'm..I'm alright, don't worry about me." He tried to play it off that he was alright, but you can tell that his smile was forced. moving closer, you dropped down to your knees, inching closer to wrap your arms around him in a hug. No words came from Moxxie when you did this, but you heard the sounds of whimpering coming from him, as he moved his arms to wrap you in a tight hug, moving his head to cry on your shoulder.
๐ซPlacing your hand on his back, you rubbed it to provide him comfort as he continued to cry. It sounded like he was okay now as the sounds of his crying had stopped and his breathing had returned to normal. "What has you so upset, Mox?" Pulling away, you continued to stay on your knees to look at him. "Just....I feel so useless. I never wanted to go back to my old life, and the time I do, I finally get to stand up to my father, only to be knocked out like a weakling. I should have killed him, I could have but I didn't, and I almost got Millie and Blitz hurt because of me." "Moxxie stop!" Moxxie clamped his mouth shut, upon hearing you yell. "From what I heard from Millie, you opposed your father and even threatened him, and to me that is anything, but weak. You defended the love of your life, and told your psychopathic father to F off, so whatever negative thoughts you having going on in that head of yours, tell them to F off too."
๐ซMoxxie eyes widen as he heard you talk, before returning to normal. The sad look on his face was replaced with a soft smile, as he wiped his tears away with his hand. "Haha thanks Y/N." Smiling back, you stood up from the ground and reached your hand out to grab Moxxie's, lifting him from the toilet. "Come on, lets get you out of that dress, even though you look very cute in it." A pinkish tint appeared on Moxxies face, before he yelled a "Hey!" and punched your arm, causing you to laugh.
Millie๐ช
๐ชYour first impression of Millie was not what you expected. You were very surprised that someone as kind and sweet as her was from the Wrath ring. The memories from your encounter in the Wrath ring gave you PTSD and you never wanted to experience that again, but Millie was making you slowly change your opinion.
๐ชShe was the definition of a hellish southern belle. Her country accent was adorable and the warmth she expressed with everyone was very motherly. You did see more of her violent side during your missions, but she was far from scary, badass was the word to describe it.
๐ชThe both of you had become two peas in a pod when you started working at I.M.P. The both of you participate in girly hobbies like going to spa trips and clothes shopping, but it did become target practice training on some days, as you really needed to improve your combat skills and Millie was kind enough to help you with that.
๐ชIt was very rare to see her in a depressive state, but you had seen it first hand during the mission at Camp Ivannakummore. You had just spotted Millie and Moxxie arguing about the mission and Millie running off crying, upset that Moxxie wasn't giving her a chance to shine. You weren't upset with Moxxie as it was clear he felt horrible for upsetting Millie. You told him to go do what he had to do and that you would go check up on Millie.
๐ชIt took a while, but you were able to find Millie, sitting behind the curtain on the stage at the camp. She was still upset as she still had tiny pinpricks of tears on her eyes. She spotted you and try to play it off, but you had run up to her and gave her a massive hug. Millie raised her hands up in shock, before looping her arms around your back, hugging you back super tight. "Are you okay?" you whispered.
๐ช"I'm alright, suga. Don't worry about me." Millie said, as she tightned her arms around you more, making it hard to breathe. "Ack, can't breathe!" Millie gasped and removed her arms around, waving her arms up in the air. "Oh gosh! I'm so sorry. I forget my own strength sometimes. Ya alright?" Millie kept checking to make sure you were okay to which you responded with a thumbs up. "Moxxie felt bad about what had happened, and I'm pretty sure he's gonna come around and apologize to you. Come on, go out there and perform Millie. You gonna knock their socks off."
๐ชA bright smile returned to Millie face, as she gave you another hug, yelling out Thanks, before she let go and made her way up to the stage.
Loona๐บ
๐บAwkward, was the word to describe your relationship with Loona at the beginning of when you two first met. You honestly had no idea how to approach her since she seemed very unamiable with everyone, including her adopted father, Blitz. Her personality tended to shift to being very sarcastic to angry rebel, and you had no idea which one you were going to get when you talked to her.
๐บBlitz noticed your attempts to bond with Loona and it actually warmed his heart, as he did noticed that Loona didn't really have many friends except Vortex. He hatched a plan to get you two to become friends by inviting you over for a sleepover. You were happy that Blitz wanted to help, but you still felt this was overdoing it.
๐บEntering inside Blitz home, you scanned the walls, observing the pinned up photos and decor. You spotted Loona, who was sitting on the couch, who leaned her head back to look at you before putting it back up. Blitz had appeared from the bathroom, and noticed you at the door. "AH, you made it! C'mon, sit right here next to Loony!" Blitz had dragged you by the hand to the couch and made you sit down. "There we go, now the both of you are gonna have a fun bonding sleepover party. I'm gonna go out and hang out with Fizz, so both of you have fun!" Blitz said with excitement as he literally ran to the door yelling out a "BYE LOONY TOONY! LOVE YOU!" before slamming it.
๐บNow it was only two, alone in the living room. You had no idea what to do, so you just moved your eyes around the room, taking in everything. You smiled at some of the photos of Loona and Blitz, especially the adoption photo. Your eyes then move to look at Loona. She was wearing dark purple shirt that said "Fuck You Dad" and black lounge shorts with skulls on them. Loona lifted her head a bit from her phone, and noticed your eyes staring at her. "What?!" She growled out a response. Shaking your head, you stopped staring and quickly apologized. "Oh nothing, just...I like your pajamas. They're cool." Loona blinked at your response, having seemed to calm down. She gazed at her shirt, then back at you, "Um..thanks".
๐บYou smiled back at her, and looked away. No one said a word after that, leaving the room in silence. "Have you heard of them before?" was spoken next to you, causing you to jump. Looking back at Loona, you tilted your head, "Um..who?" Loona pointed to her shirt, "Fuck You Dad. They are a band." "Oh no I haven't. Are they good?" Loona smiled a bit and moved to the side to grab a pair of headphones, while handing one to you.
๐บThe both of you listened to the music, bopping your heads to the beat. The atmosphere slowly began to improve between the both of you, as after that you both chatted about other music genres and cool books to check out. The both of you decided to watch a movie, as you went into the kitchen to make some popcorn, while Loona put on a thriller movie to watch. After the movie, you had realize it had gotten late, and decided it was time to head for bed. You decided to sleep on the couch, as you didn't want to make the new relationship with Loona weird again if you slept in the same room. Loona bid you a goodnight and close the door to the room, as you got comfortable on the couch.
๐บYou were awakened by the loud growling sounds coming from somewhere. You got up groggily and headed to where the sounds were coming from. They were coming from Loonas room, so you decided to open the door to see if she was okay. Upon entering her room, you saw her laying on her bed, hugging herself as she continued to whimper and growl. "Loona?" you walked closer to where she was, and sat on the bed, reaching out a hand to touch her. She had woken up at that, and shot up from her position on the bed, growling while baring her teeth at you. Her eyes were full of fear, and she had small tears in the corners of them. You jumped a bit at her reaction, but stayed where you were. "Loona, its me." you spoke in a calm tone, to reassure Loona you meant know harm Extending your arms out, you slowly moved towards her, wrapping your arms around her to give her a comforting hug. Loona's slit eyes had widen, signifying that she was calming down. She soon realized you were hugging her, and raised an eyebrow at you, "What are you doing?"
๐บYou slowly released her from the hug and moved back a bit, to glance up at her. "I was trying to comfort you. You seemed to have had a bad nightmare." Loona said nothing, and just leaned back, crossing her arms. "It was nothing. Don't worry about it." Heaving a sigh, you uttered an okay and got up from the bed. You were stopped when you felt a hand grab yours, stopping you in your tracks. Turning your head back, you looked a Loona, who was wearing a bit of a shy expression. "Can...uh...can you lay with me for the night?" Widening your eyes at that, you gave her a soft smile back, and slowly moved towards the bed. You laid on the opposite side of where she was staying, and turned your back towards her. You felt her settle behind you, heaving out a long sigh. The room became quiet again, making you believe she had fallen back asleep, but you felt a pair of arms wrapped around you from behind. Her large tail had moved under the sheets to lay on top of you, it was amazingly soft. "Thanks." was what you heard from behind you. You smiled and moved one of your hands to pet her tail before closing your eyes, falling into a deep sleep.
Stolas๐ฆ
๐ฆYou were the one of the maids/butlers that resided in the Goetia Family mansion. You were newly employed by the family, so there were many things that you had to learn from the other imps, but the job was fairly easy.
๐ฆThe inhabitants of the mansion was the Prince of the Goetia Family, Prince Stolas, and his wife and daughter, Stella and Octavia. Fear had filled you when you first saw Stolas in front of you, when you asked for a job. He was extremely handsome, and quite tall as well. His appearance was very stoic and graceful, yet it still made you feel sheepish when he gazed at you with a cold expression. He may have appeared very distant, but there was more to him that met the eye, as he hired you immediately and offered you adequate pay for your services and your own room in the mansion.
๐ฆHe was a prince, but there were other things about him that you soon discovered during your time at the mansion. He was such a nerd, his love for exotic plants and astrology always made you smile, as you saw how at peace and happy he was when he was indulging in his hobbies. His love for his daughter was extremely sweet, always looking out for her and making sure she was safe and happy.
๐ฆIt soon became clear that he was having an affair with someone else, given how often you caught him giggling about said person on the phone. He often referred to him as "Blitzy" and you happened to see said person or imp, when they were climbing up the balcony to Stolas chambers. You happened to hear the both of them going at it one night when Stella and her daughter were away. Let's just say that whatever was going on in there was best left unseen, but you noticed how much carefree and joyful Stolas was after, so you thought to best leave it alone.
๐ฆStolas was called away very late at night for some unknown activity. Whatever he was, he was very excited and dressed to nines. He was gone for quite a while, so you decided it be best to head to bed. Your dreams were disrupted by the sounds of Stella yelling, my satan, she was such an annoying dreadful women. Getting up from your bed, you made your way over to where the sounds were coming from, and headed to one of the balcony's. Hiding away, your eyes spotted Stolas and Stella standing in front of each other. Your ears were able to pick up Stolas saying "๐ฒ๐ ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ธ๐!" Oh my satan! He was finally asking for a divorce!
๐ฆThe rage in Stella's voice was apparent as you heard her insult Stolas one last time, before turning away from him. You hid yourself even more, so she wouldn't be able to spot you. Once the coast was clear, you walked out and made your way over to the balcony to where Stolas still remained. His back was turned towards you, and he was leaning against the railing of the balcony, hands clutching at the feathers at the top of his head. The aching in your heart grew at his sad display. He was suffering so much.
๐ฆ"Your highness?" Stolas jolted from his position, standing up from his regular height, and turning his head all the way back to look at you. "๐ช-๐๐ฝ ๐ด๐ฉ! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐
?" His eyes were dripping with tears, smearing his lower eyelids with black mascara. "I happened to hear you and Stella arguing." Stolas heaved a sigh, and pointed his head down in shame. "๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐
๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ผ ๐น๐พ๐น๐๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐ ๐๐ ๐น๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ท ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ท๐๐" He was in front of you right now, crying, and he was apologizing to you? No no, he had no reason to apologize.
๐ฆ"May you do something for me your highness?" you asked while walking closer to him. Stolas lifted his head and said "๐ด๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐พ๐?" "Can you sit on the ground for me?" Stolas tilted his head at you, confused, but he proceeded to do as you ask. Now that he was level with you, you moved closer to wear he sat, throwing your arms around him in a comforting hug. "๐ช๐ฝ ๐๐!" Stolas let out a surprised hoot, raising his arms in shock at your actions. Squeezing a bit tighter, you continued to hug him. "I apologize for doing this, but you looked in need of a hug." Stolas grew less tense and placed his hands on your shoulders, pushing you back a bit. "๐ผ'๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐น-" Stolas stopped when he saw the look on your face, basically telling him you were NOT buying what he was saying.
๐ฆ"Its obvious to me you are not alright. You had just broken off the marriage with your horrid wife and you are staying up here, crying your heart out. What you need right now is a hug and some comfort. I understand if you are not comfortable with it and you can push me away." It all happened so quick, Stolas had wrapped his hands around you, pulling you back into a tight hug. He had lowered his head enough to where it was pushed against your chest. Sounds of sobbing could be heard and you felt your shirt becoming slightly dampen from his tears. You cradled his head against you, rubbing the back of his head feathers gently. The both of you remained in the position, with you holding Stolas as he continued to let all of his emotions out.
๐ฆHis sobs soon came to an end, and he removed his head from your chest, but he kept his arms wrapped around your back. His crimson eyes glanced down at you and he was wearing a soft smile. "๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐ด๐ฉ." Smiling, you moved your hand to wipe the last of the tears on his face. "You are welcome, your highness." "๐ช๐ฝ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ ๐ถ๐น๐น๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ถ๐. ๐ซ๐๐๐ถ๐๐, ๐ธ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ถ๐." Your eyes widen a bit a that, before they returned to normal. "Okay." Stolas smiled even more and leaned his forehead against yours, thank you again.
๐ฆ"It might be a bit late to ask this, but would you like some ice cream?" Stolas face stilled for a bit, before he broke into a hooting laugh. "๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ธ๐ฝ."
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The EXTREME urge to post the most random fucking bullshit Hazbin criticisms just for attention. Why is the only black-coded succubus in Verosikas gang named Coco
Likeeee. Should've just named her chestnut. Mocha. Copper. Terracotta. Shea butter. Any other words white writers use to describe black characters skin tones instead of just black and clearly it's not bc the fem succubi are named after foods bc Kiki is RIGHT THERE.
Also Blitz is CANONICALLY a sex addict and as someone who has a best friend whose a sex addict. It makes me sad that he's just portrayed as a player n shit. Like sex addiction fuckn destroys you, physically and mentally. Even if it's canon that he's part succubus, we see his addiction hurts him IN THE SHOW.
He even says to Millie in ghost fuckers that he hasn't had a friend he hasnt wanted to fuck, explaining why he suffers in relationships and has no self-worth outside of his body (btw he's canonically a prostitute. He exchanged sex for goods and services (the grimore) that's a prostitute. You could also argue the deal was coercion bc Blitz couldn't afford to lose his business by losing the grimore. Stolas fell in love with a hooker. Where's the John mulaney quote.)
I'm a blitzo defender 100% and if you don't get what I mean, I ABSOLUTELY believe that you are lying about being accepting of Mental health or the outsiders of society in any way and you probably suck inch-thick layers of dead skin off of the r/bpdlovedone's dicks. Get out of my face
Also How fucking dare Vivzie show Verosika sad that Blitz was gonna be executed like she hasn't been nothing but fucking evil to him. Give me a fucking BREAK. Just โฐ๏ธโฐ๏ธโฐ๏ธ๐ชฆ๐ชฆ๐ชฆ let my spirit free from this endless, smooth rock tunnel
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missing the days when Ozzie was not too subtly shaming Stolas for destroying his family under the guise of 'wow I'm the sin of lust but you really take the cake! kudos!'
like sure he knows Stolas said he has feelings for Blitzo now, but it's annoying how neatly the show just let Stolas sidestep what actually happened when he got the crystal from Ozzie in Oops
knowing that everyone is likely to be on Stolas' side now, Fizz and Ozzie seem guaranteed to do that since Viv has set them up to think so. if it was another show this would be a way to show how people can come to faulty conclusions based on incomplete evidence (Fizz, Ozzie, Verosika) but knowing HB it's just going to be an excuse for them all to gang up on Blitzo for breaking poor Stolas' heart
even the characters who do know what happened probably aren't going to give Blitzo a break or even any sympathy (looking at IMP), which is just ghastly imo.
the Ozzie's fallout was constructed like it was going to address the full moon deal but all that really happened was Stolas handing over the crystal so Viv could fast walk the show to 'OK, he's in the clear now! everything is 100% Blitzo's fault from this point on! forget about the fact a coercive sex deal that was Stolas' idea happened for an idea season - everyone else already has!'
if I was Blitzo, I'd feel seriously let down that no one in his life took a single minute to ask about how he feels, if he needs help, if he's OK. there were any number of red flags in this situation that IMP and Fizz could have noticed, but all of them are asking like they've forgotten or they haven't noticed. the only one I give a tiny pass to on that front is Verosika, since her perspective is obviously clouded by anger and she's projecting onto Stolas (she's still got the wrong idea, but it's not as bad as IMP who know full well what's going on or Fizz and Ozzie who should be able to figure it out)
how is it Striker is the only one who heard about the transactional thing?
Oh lord, those were the days, weren't they? Back when Ozzie and Fizz were as cunty as they were in love, when Ozzie didn't hesitate to tell Stolas "Boy, you fucked up your goddamn entire life", and when Stolas appeared to be sitting on those steps with his delusional bubble well and truly popped. It's like looking back on an entirely different show now.
It's like Striker's the only one who sees the full moon deal for the completely fucked up thing that it is, and Viv is absolutely hellbent on punishing him for that.
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Honestly, Iโve been thinking of Hazbin/Helluva spinoff ideas since the Vees and Fizz arenโt really interesting enough to really warrant a spinoff and legitimately the only idea I have for Hazbin is a prequel spinoff about Alastor when he was alive
Like, you could explore his childhood in the spinoff, how racism and Jim Crow laws during the time period couldโve affected him and his family. You could show his rise to a popular radio host and the fall from grace that likely culminated in him becoming a cannibalistic serial killer before his eventual death.
But also, I donโt want that in the hands of Viv, sheโs a godawful writer who canโt even stick to a premise and shafts characters for the sake of โtoxic forbidden romanceโ. I want someone who actually has a lick of competency to write it. Either that, or sheโs going to force us to like Alastor instead of letting it happen organically
Also for Helluva, I guess a Verosika spinoff where itโs just her and her gangโs misadventures in the human world would be neat.
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Lucifer x Succubi! Reader Headcanons
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He is absolutely taken away when he first meets you.
Obviously, youโre apart of Verosikaโs little gang of succubi so heโs a bit wary of you.
However, he slowly starts to come around when he realizes how much of a sweetheart you are!
He will never understand how he ended up with a succubi, but does he thank ever circle of hell that you found your way to him.
You are the BIGGEST flirt heโs ever met.
Your passing comments or lingering stares make his knees buckle and his shirt feel tight.
โWhat? Is there something on my face?โ
โNothing I donโt like.โ
โWoah! IโIs it hot in here? Are you hot? Well of course youโre hot, but I mean-โ
He cannot contain his nervousness around you.
you carry yourself with so much confidence, he feels he doesnโt deserve you.
However, you quickly reassure him with many kisses and many affirming words.
He loves that you have wings! Not similar to his of course, but he likes the contrast.
Overall, I think heโd adore you regardless of your species.
Bonus: Whenever heโs nervous or is starting to slip into a panic attack, you wrap your tail around his leg or wrist and he absolutely adores it!
a/n: i made a succubi oc recently so this is half based off of her but also how i feel heโd react around a succubi! yaโll want like a lucifer x p! hellhound! reader?
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Charlie & Seviathan๐๐๐ Theory Future
While scrolling on tumblr found this Lil pic in Lucifer room. Hereโs a link CHARLIE AND SEV! HE AND HELSA MIGHT BE COMING! And I got SOME VERY ANGSTY IDEAS!
I know a lot of people theorize Sev was a bad boyfriend or that his sister did something but what ifโฆit was CHARLIE who screwed up! Perhaps Sev would be like Verosika and Charlie Blitzo! Let me set the scene:
What if Charlie initially got with Sevโฆto get closer with his parents(Leviathan to see if he knew how to find Lilith, who seems to be or have been close with Lucifer, had some pics with him)
I can imagine at some point she tried to find or atleast try to contact her mom after the divorce. And when she came to realize she probably wasn't in Hell, maybe she was in the mortal realm. Afterall mortal had all kinds of tales about her like in Jewish folklore.
At first she had tried with her uncle Ozzie and the succubus and Inccubi, her mom's people only to get nothing. Perhaps believing they're forced to keep their tounges tied because of their closer connection to her. I know the show isnโt 100% tied to the biblical lore and Iโm not the biggest expert but I remeber there was something about Asmodeus and Lilith being married. Given their ties I imagine they def have a connection in the hellaverse.
as Helluva Boss has foreshadowed in the show and S2 trailer, Envy sinners seem to be "possessor types" can come into the human world in a way, perhaps through other peoples bodies.
Maybe she hoped if she wasnโt in Hell, sheโd be up in the mortal realm like those religion stories talked about.
At first she just got closer, friendly to Sev and Helsa in order to get closer to their dad who she could get something out of better.
But one thing leads to another and Sev asks her out. Not wanting to lose her best shot, she dates him, despite not really liking him that way(she convinces herself to).
Overtime Charlie comes to butt heads with Sev and Helsa. I imagine they Def have their issues. Sev has been described as "not evil but moreover ignorant" and from what's been implied with Helsa, Def seems like a Regina goerge type mean girl. I can see Sev be a bit obnoxious, insensitive, kinda frat boy (not as bad as Adam, though I could see his behavior remind her a bit of Sev) but he wasn't a bad guy...like Charlie he genuinely had sweet intentions, just went about them the wrong way and didnโt always consider things properly too...
At one point they have a fight and Charlie finally snaps and...accidentally slips put what she really came for. Sev was HEARTBROKEN. He wasnโt perfect butโฆlegitimately liked Charlie and thought she liked him too, flaws and all๐
And for everything Helsa loves her brother. While she could be mean, she was like that with everyone, it was never a really personal or deep thing. But with Charlie, it Def became PERSONAL! Perhapsโฆeven she thought of Charlie as a genuine friend among the lackeys and yes man posse around her, only to realize she was just using her too.๐
Charlie didnโt mean to hurt them and itโs understandable sheโd want to find her mom, but at the same time was so focused on finding herโฆshe didnโt consider the damage sheโd cause on that path to Lilith, loosing so much more in the process๐
In the end, Leviathan told Charlie Lilith Def wasn't anywhere he atleast saw her and everything else became bitter history...but hey. The past has a way to crawl back. They say revenge is a dish best served cold.
Imagine if Sev and Helsa do come into the future(perhaps thanks to the Vees like the social media Velvette, Katire Killjoy or someone else out to hurt the hotel), and exposed Charlie's darker moments to the gang and especially to Vaggie, trying to convince them that just like back then, sheโs using them in order to get to her. Charlie once said in ep 1 to Vaggie how the sinners were her momโs people too and at the end of her story, it showed she hoped sheโd be making her proud. She clearly believes mom had care for the sinners and would most likely be proud if she found some way to help themโฆ.maybe even make her come back.
Scenario:
Seviathan-Think about it! Think about all the times sheโs caused trouble because she didnโt consider the consequences or how itโd affect anyone! I know you know Vaggie, youโre practically running the hotel for her! spider boy knows, you can also ask his crazy boss and when she somehow took your(Vaggie) advice of โaggressive kindnessโ as just walking into his workplace and disrupting the set, and even accidentally walked into setting a FIRE pitching script ideas), snake boy knows.
Charlie-Donโt you dar-
Iโll give her some credit, she tricked him into thinking she cared and it made him redeem and be savedโฆshe just had to have people die to keep her hotel from being wrecked, only to just NEED TO RENOVATE THE DUMP ANYWAY! Pity the rest of the cannibals who laid their lives for that day werenโt as lucky as him!
Maybe the problem isnโt that you just go about your โbest intentionsโ in the wrong way. Perhaps they arenโt whatโs best for them. Look at your new Angel friend(Emily) she managed to do what you struggle so hard to be. ACTUALLY GOOD! She didnโt even do anything hard, that only a divine heavenly entity could doโฆshe just knows to treat people like people. Not like characters in your stupid little music show.
Helsa-We def ainโt saints ourselves but atleast weโre straight up about being crooked. Now you all know. What you do is up to you but donโt say we didnโt warn ya. They leave
Vaggie-Charlie?
Charlie-โฆ
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I also hope this could be a way to address the critique people have about Charlie
think itโd be good to show and explore that even Charlie can be selfish and begin to reflect on herself on if sheโs doing it for the right reasons. Husk even once said that Charlie helps others out with their issues, partially so she doesnโt have to deal with her own. She might be at a point where she even questions if sheโs a good person or just convinced herself and everyone she isโฆ.like how she tried to convince herself she liked Sev.
Who knows this could even lead to huge changes with her relationship with Vaggie & the gang and how they view herโฆcould even lead toโฆother things in the future. Good and bad.
What do u think? How do u imagine Charlie and Sevs relationship couldโve been like? Iโd love to know๐
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Another thing related to that Ed, Edd, and Eddy ask.
It's important to note that the Eds almost always to scam other kids out of their money, so them being subjected to slapstick is basically them getting their comeuppance. There were never any serious discussions about how hard the Eds have it because most of the time, they were the assholes trying to screw people over.
Ya, this is fine enough when the characters getting comedically punished are characters that are assholes, and the characters that go through suffering who aren't assholes are treated with sympathy by the narrative, it's how story telling generally works.
In HH the show makes an episode portaying SA in a serious manner but then two episodes later it pulls this shit
Both characters being SA'd are not treated as assholes by the narrative but one of them getting SA'd is played as a joke while the other is taken 100% seriously. HB has this problem too with it's double standards, with the scene in Spring Broken where Moxxie gets SA'D by Verosika and her gang as well.
Oh, and you have Mammon (the fat character) fat shamming Fizz in S2 episode 7 (despite Fizz being skinny af), and that's taken 100% seriously, meanwhile, Loona regularly fat shames Moxxie and it's played as a joke.
None of these characters are seen as assholes by the narrative but some of their suffering is played off for laughs and the others aren't in spite of them going through similar things.
It's a double standard within the shows.
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Loona is a whole missed opportunity
Loona is Loona, someone who has had plenty of time to see her dads situation for what it is and she's old enough to understand, but this would deviated from the rude and sarcastic, edgy and always bored 20 something whoes minimal progress always gets squashed by her own attitude. Like Blitzรธ, Loona falls victim to 'had a hard life and that's the justification, oh and they're only ever punching up which is fine, oh and comic relief', but where Blitzรธ's words and actions make a some difference to the story, Loona's make none.
We know Loona to be an excellent tracker because she is a canine, she has something that is hers and hers alone, it would then fit that she would be the one to find runaway Octavia. Their heatt to heart consisted of guilt tripping Octavia, a child who had the right to be upset, for being too hard on her disinterested dad, this was hypocritical of Loona who mistreats her loving dad but so easily could have been growth for her.
Since she had just got done viciously physically attacking Blitzรธ, trashed his workplace and making a scene infront of their colleagues for discreetly attempting to address her intentional poor conduct at work, did her own advice to virtual strangers hit home and make her reflect? No, she kicked the worried Blitzรธ in the nuts, with no regard for Stolas or Octavia's presence, the fact that she has just pushed compassion on the reasonable teenager she influenced, no regard for how she looked in the least. Sensibility gone.
The episode were we meet Verosika and the gang end up on a beach showed us that Loona knows transformation magic, the first example of her having an important skill her team don't, yet when did she learn this skill no other leading character has? How is it possible that she has resorces Blitzรธ doesn't have? Why does she have more common sense than anyone else? What else does she get up to in her spare time? Why is this not a bigger deal?
This was her best episode because it raised questions that have yet to be answered about her, one being her lack of reaction to Verosika, which could have helped us build a timeline.
We would also learnt that she is friendless and not comfortable with this, she is no edgelord around a new peer but an awkward young woman who doesn't socialize much, helped and not helped by the person she's nervous around is someone she is clearly crushing on.
Loona also showed that she is capable of feeling guilt for her mean ways, but that was only because she got called out a little by this new peer she just met who she fancies, so it's hard to give her credit and many episodes later, it made no difference to her growth.
Loona finds out that the guy she just met has a girlfriend, which for her is a bummer, but he invites her to one of their parties where she can mingle, which is excellent. In a future episode Loona does attend the party but as expected she is unnecessarily rude to multiple party goers for no good reason, to no detriment.
She goes on to meet Bee, the host, who happens to be her crushed girlfriend, who happens to be high up royalty, a whole district leader and gluttony itself, instantly Loona is threatened because "she's hot" and it's not long before Loona is rude to Bee, as usual, to no detriment.
We actually had the opportunity to address the dog shelter Loona was living in, signed off on by queen Bee. Loona could have had a subplot that was just hers, but yet again, hierarchy means nothing, she doesn't know who Bee is and doesn't appear to have any political views.
Loona chooses to give the party another chance when another 'cute guy' approaches her, who we never see again, with Blitzรธ turning up for this party and receiving a positive reception, Loona is now happy to show him off as her dad, gets closer with him and goes on to show him kindness, but alas, this doesn't carry on to future episodes.
All these two episodes taught us was that though she's sad, she is a Pickme and like a school child will jump on the bandwagon of what will grant her instant popularity. These actually are not bad things, they're good, they are at the heart of a lot of people's failure to find themselves along with their crowd. If only we were allowed to explore her shallowness and loneliness more, her need to compete with other women and not be like other girls. This would start by her actions actually resulting in something.
There is an abundance of teen mean girls in media to study that could help give Loona more substance, explore the numberours things she may gave missed out on during her childhood.
Let her be a user, let her smugness at knowing she gets away with her horrible ways be challenged by maybe revisiting her work 'assessment' and addressing her fat jokes at Moxxie, maybe we could know what it is she's constantly viewing on her phone too? Just look at how Stolas validated his feelings with the dramatic telenovela in that tiny little scene.
The episode where Blitzรธ and Moxxie were abducted gave us a level headed Loona who got along fine with Millie dispite being rude to her for mo reason, it made it clear they they don't talk at all, yet immediately and many episodes later nothing has come of their excellent team work and friendliness, nothing has come of level headed Loona, she has actually gotten more unpleasant. Sensibility gone again.
This latest episode, crescent moon, had us hear from Loona again for the first time in a while (personal reasons took the VA away from work) and what we got between Loona and Blitzรธ was a proof that they are no parent and child, smugly suggesting that Stolas is simply getting bored of Blitzรธ and that she too employs tactics of ignoring him shows us her level of immaturity, she is old enough to know what's going on and capable of empathy, her apathy and meanness is a choice, we saw her self censoring at Bee's party, we saw her trying to impress Tex, we saw her quickly get thought to Octavia who is nothing like her and it was Loona who was kind to Blitzรธ at their home when he was drunk, sad and opened up about being alone. Sensible and caring initiated because she was impressed which is a huge take away Loona? What did any of that matter? We can't have these aspects aswell as unbothered wise cracking Loona at the same time, even though character duality is out there, it's one or the other with this character and the other has to be prompted to suit the plot on the occasion something actually happens, one is an intention bully who is ignored, it's hard to say tolerated when her actions don't matter at all.
I guarantee Loona's character improve if this series stuck to the main plot more and we saw them working most of time?
Since she really could do with her own thing, the property damage she caused in crescent moon coming back to bite her would be the making of her best storyline to date. Community give back would let her learn new skills and mingle.
Lastly, she as good as throws on a cape for Stolas yet again. Since the tone is that Blitzรธ needs to come to his senses and hook up with his abuser, why not have Loona be part of this plot and let her commit to wanting a rich stepdad and the perceived popularity that comes with it?
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OK I found this while looking up pictures of Verosika for my last post (was gonna add pics of her n her gang but the X motif isnโt as strong as I remembered whoops) and uh
Yikes????? How do you keep a characterโs skin tone this inconsistent- these are three ENTIRELY different shades.
Also isnโt it interesting how her skinโs the lightest in the one thatโs meant to be โsexyโ?
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What characters from helluva boss would the hazbin characters get on best with. I've seen fizz suggested for Angel and Millie for Alastor, but I've seen surprisingly little discussion of it.
Ooh yeah, funnily enough I don't know if I think that Millie would get on with Alastor that much -- I think his old-school Southern Charm might tickle her, but also lowkey she'd think he was.... kinda creepy (which, he is). Alastor would be charmed by her for sure! Her go-gettem take-no-shit attitude, her effortless sweetness, yeah. I think while I say "not get on" I don't mean necessarily in a bad way, just... cautious. Alastor has an ever-growing girl-gang around him, I could see Millie as part of it, but not like. the super friendliest
Fizz and Angel is such a no-brainer, seen a bunch of art and read some fic, these two have so much in common (showbiz! performance! abusive bosses! sex appeal! etcetc) I can't imagine them not getting on, and there's a bunch of scenarios where I think Fizz would want to help Angel out of a bad situation. yeah. there's not much more for me to say on this one that hasn't already been said
I think Cherri (who we don't know too much about in terms of various dynamics at the hotel yet, but I want her and Al to get on so badly....) and Millie would get on like a house on fire. and... set houses on fire. I also think Loona would be in awe of Cherri's whole Everything and Cherri would be kind of touched by the whole idea of "oh I'm a motherfucking Mentor now!!!!" (and they'd set houses on fire) -- but I think there could be a downside in that Loona has some anxieties around partying and drinking and while Cherri might be very helpful with the first in terms of confidence, I think the latter could go badly. but yeah. Cherri and Millie take out Loona. Millie keeps more of a watchful eye on her -- now I've written all of this, I think Millie would initially be quite taken with Cherri, but Millie is in the end a more caretaking person (not of herself, we've seen her and her sister out and about!) + as far as I can tell not super into drugs, so there could be friction there if Loona was in the mix. But it'd be a friction that ultimately works itself out
Verosika, I think, is another character who could get on with Cherri. Gosh I'm just building a Mean Girls extraordinaire group here. I think because both Cherri and Verosika are very Trash Pop Girlies (and I mean that only as a compliment) they'd have so much fun on the dance floor, they'd do karaoke together, lament shitty exes -- Angel would be there also, I cannot take Cherri out to the town and not include Angel. you know he's emo about Verosika's music + again, the showbiz connection there. Verosika so so drunk and so so earnestly telling Angel she's gotten off to his movies and he's incredibly flattered. Those three have a dream team feel to them. but watch out! (nobody to say when to stop)
Also I've written a bunch about Alastor and Striker getting on. that's my pet headcanon. aroace4aroace, both of them aplatonic and loveless, both of them with such an outsiders view of the world around them that they just... end up hanging out. they're not friends, gross, they're just people who understand the inherent terribleness of existence together over a drink every Tuesday
Charlie's difficult because she's at odds with so much of the jadedness that the characters feel in HB, but... I mean she and Moxxie and musicals is right there! I think it'd have the potential to be a very cute friendship that also provides an outlet for two very very nerdy people who frequently get judged by their peers for being rambly and overly sincere. Charlie would fuckin eat up Les Mis
Also I do like the idea that Asmodeus babysat Charlie when she was younger. nothing much to add here, just think that's Neat
Niffty! D'you know I think Niffty and Millie also? (Millie is also a Creechur) and maybe even moreso, Niffty and Sallie May? I think these sisters would be taken by the oddity that is Niffty and also feel a little protective over her. I think Niffty's habit of crawling on people she likes would be well-accepted by them and they'd encourage her hobbies. they might be a little surprised by her puppet shows, but all three of them enjoy sadomasochism
Stolas... I've seen some Stolas and Angel also, which I think would be interesting. They're both characters who are quite dissociated from their own bodily needs/wants and trying to learn about them (possibly for the first time), they've both experienced some identity-based punishment around being gay men, they've both got Style, albeit differently inspired. I think Angel might be taken by Stolas' overt constant sincerity, while Stolas... I mean firstly Stolas has also watched a couple of Angel's movies ofc, and so starts off being quite starstruck (they maybe both have this, considering Stolas is a prince) and Angel has a sweet side that takes ever less prodding to get out and I think faced with Stolas he'd take down his mask pretty quickly
Vaggie! I mean Vaggie is sooooooo difficult to get under the armour of. I think perhaps Sallie May would want to (hit that) know more about her/be quite intrigued and I think Vaggie would be pretty shy but taken with her forthrightness and once she's more comfortable Sallie May takes her hunting or something suitably violent like that. I choose in this scenario to forgo jealousy tropes, and go with Charlie is just super happy that Vaggie is making friends with similar interests!!! (the exclamation marks are Charlie).
Blitzo. Blitzooooooooooooooo. It depends on where in his journey he is I gueeess, but. Okay but what if Blitzo and Husk though, because they're both done-with-this-shit alcoholics who wouldn't need to talk, but also Blitzo is a drunk-talker and Husk knows how to get people to open up, because he's a bartender and Husk kinda feels for the guy, Blitzo's having the worst time and that sure is saying something considering Husk is literally enslaved by a deal. so Now I'm almost imagining this as one of Husk's good deeds, he talks to Charlie and the hotel takes Blitzo out for a good time
but honestly so many Blitzo dynamics would be fun here -- Blitzo and Charlie (unlikely besties, where Charlie's irrepressible optimism meets Blitzo's unstoppable depression and nihilism and he finds that he genuinely is trying not to swear around her out of politeness and it Unnerves him, but hey, you can't disappoint a kid who does puppy-dog eyes like that + her daddy's the king of hell), Blitzo and Niffty (there's a lil undercurrent of brother-gotta-protect vibes in both these shows and Niffty, for all her competency, is a Lil Creechur and Blitzo wouldn't want her to get hurt), Blitzo and Vaggie (fuck this afterlife), Blitzo and Angel (BLITZO HAS ALSO WATCHED HIS MOVIES, YES EVERYONE HAS WATCHED AND ENJOYED ANGEL'S MOVIES, and Blitzo wants to make a good impression... here comes my One Night Stand Blitzo And Angel Sudden HC. I think they would)
gosh there's still characters I haven't mentioned o-kay, knuckle down!
Sir Pentious and Moxxie -- both like machinery, both nerrrds, both dress similarly, both tinkerers, both prefer weaponry to hands-on fighting, both underestimated a lot, both very polite Gentlemen, both dating total Baddies Cherri and Millie (oh wait, there's an episode in this that ties to Cherri and Millie going out, where while the latter have a whole Arc, SP and Moxxie are just chilling so hard the entire time). Vibesssss
Octavia is another one I can see in a lot of configurations. Octavia and Charlie kind of a good one, princesses hanging out, I think initially there'd be a bit of personality friction, but I think Via could benefit from a Charlie in her life + they both have daddy issues. Via would also get on really really well with Vaggie I think, so if we've got a Cherri+Millie+Loona constellation, then we've got a parallel Charlie+Vaggie+Via one, where Vaggie kinda balances out the two very intensely in different directions energies and the three of them have a much quieter night, ultimately, than the other three (why is this all ending up as one big headcanon where everyone meets up and it's a party and some people go out and others stay in and there's a bunch of character development?)
Fizzie btw could go either way in this scenario. he has a foot in both worlds, but I read him as more of a homebody than a partygoer. he's just a very flamboyant homebody, so I think he'd prefer to do his nails with Charlie and Vaggie and Via than to go dancing/burning shit up with Cherri and Angel and Millie and Verosika and Loona. Stolas, I just realised, also hanging out and doing nails and the like, I think also good bonding time for him and Via + he and Charlie would bond over bursting into song and yearning
dyou think Alastor would be incredibly charming with Verosika also and she'd be a lil flustered by it? I want that too. like he kisses her knuckles and says he admires her work and it's a lil, oh boy oh boy (and then she asks Angel and Cherri what Al's deal is, like is he gay or what because she's been flirting with him all evening and nothing, and they're like *shrug* whatever his deal is, it ain't sex that's for sure and she sighs and says all the good guys are too busy committing atrocities, and Angel and Cherri squint, because her taste in men... clearly missing some Red Flags for her to respond to)
Octavia would be fascinated by Niffty also -- Niffty generally has the energy of that gina linetti meme in b99 where all the psychologists are hunkered around her desperate to study her:
whomst am I missing. Kinda skipping the sins+Lucifer, also the villains (minus Striker), and most of the tertiary characters. I think that's it then? *wipes brow*
feel free to add more thoughts/dynamics!
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6: Spring Broken: Craxk
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"I love this song!" Blitz chimed, turning up the volume. "You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!"
Loona looked annoyed, Moxxie was covering up his "ears", you and Millie was looking out the window smiling.
The van came to a sudden stop, giving everyone in there whiplash. A pink car with the words "Sucks 4 Life" was in their original parking spot.
"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya? Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"
The passenger of the car stepped out and Blitz's jaw dropped. "Oh, shit! Verosika!"
"Blitzo" She smirked.
"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." He stepped out from the car and fell flat on his face. "three rings down!"
You turned your head to Millie, "How do they know each other?"
"Beats me." She shrugged.
You were familiar with Verosika, you saw her at that rehab place that you were at for two months, but you only saw her once or twice before Verosika left.
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."
"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"
Verosika pulled out a flask, "They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups. So, your sister says "Hi","
Oh shit, I completely forgot about Barbie. Can't believe I forgot about her. Does Blitz know about it?
The two bickered about the parking spot while you were deep in your thoughts.
Loona got out of the van, "You know Verosika Mayday?"
"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated."
You jumped out of the van, "You guys dated?"
"Oh shit, Y/n. When did you get out of rehab?" Verosika laughed.
Loona, Millie, and Moxxie looked at you, "You were in REHAB?" Moxxie shouted.
"Long story." Fucking hell.
"Okay let's get back to the main point, our fucking parking spot! Let's go handle this shit."
~~~
Loona, Vortex and Blitz was engaging in a conversation about the office that's right across from I.M.P.
"Oh, no you don't, bitch." Blitz muttered.
"Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..." Moxxie suggested.
Blitz glared at Moxxie, "In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-"
"Shut the fuck up!" He interrupted.
Moxxie sighed and walked through the door to talk to her gang.
You turned towards Blitz. "When did you date her?"
"Like 2 years ago probably. Did you see her and my sister?"
"Yeah.." You mumbled. "I was in there for about two months or so, I only saw Verosika once or twice, she ended up leaving way before I did."
"And my sister?"
"She was still there when I left. We didn't talk that much, I think we were both in shock."
Blitz changed the conversation. "Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!"
Moxxie quickly ran out of the room, lipstick marks all over him. "I... I gotta go lie down... now."
"Oh, this won't STAND!" Blitz rushed into the same room, you following behind.
"Alright that's it, If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! Fuck, I said that twice."
"Mm this imp boy starting a duel?" One of the succumbs said.
"I think he is!" Verosika laughed. "And brought his crack head wittle fwiend with him!" She baby talked.
"Oh shut the fuck up."
"Just speaking the truth, so, what's the game Blitzo."
"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."
Everyone laughed, Verosika got down on his level, "Game on, bitch."
~~~
"Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients."
Blitz proceeded to draw out the steps with poorly bad drawings.
"...Do you have... any questions?"
"Uh, yeah. What was that nonsense?" Moxxie stood up.
Blitz argued with Moxxie, you on the other hand stood up to go to the bathroom to snort adderal that you found behind a dumpster, Hope this isn't laced.
"Uh where are you going?" Blitz questioned.
"Bathroom."
"No. Any more non dumbass questions?"
Loona spoke, "Hey, is there a way where I can come?"
You got an idea, tons of college students has drugs. "Yeah me too!"
"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. And Y/n you said it yourself, you're a janitor."
You shrugged, "I can help lure people in."
"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along." Loona added.
"Wait...you can blend in?" Millie asked.
"Yeah? Don't you guys have human disguises?" Nobody said anything, "You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises? Y/n what about you?"
"I only been up there once against my will. So don't drag me into this." You put your hands up in defense.
"Alright new plan! Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"
"What about me?" You questioned.
"Bring your fucking broom and start WACKIN!"
"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!" Moxxie intervened.
"I got that covered, Mox."
~~~
"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?" Blitz got his gun ready.
"Got it."
Loona transformed into a human looking version of herself, as your eyes widened, "You look beautiful!"
"You look...downright awful!" Blitz dawned. "I am so proud, now fetch!"
Loona and the rest got targets, while you were staring at the crowd, trying to see if you can find anybody snorting or even buying drugs. In order to not get caught of you obviously being an imp, you put a beanie on to cover up the horns and wrapped your tail around your waist. However you being red doesn't do you justice.
"Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES!" Verosika shouted from the stage, inducing the crowd to roar her name.
You walked in between of people, trying to find just anything to get your hands on. With Verosika singing her mating song, everybody stopped what they were doing and started to get all sensual.
"This is my chance." You muttered. You found a couple smoking something out of a pipe. As you got closer it looked like was a crack pipe. "Bingo."
You walked over to them, and since they were too caught up making out you were able to grab the pipe and the lighter from their hands and lit it up, inhaling the stimulate. Within seconds your eyes dilated, heart raced, and you've been waiting for this feeling for a long time.
You saw Blitz and Loona in the distance arguing and turned the other way so you wont get caught with Blitz.
While walking away from the crowd you wanted to run and dance, but was afraid of Blitz catching you. With each second the drug took over and you started doing tricks and flips with the broom that you have. I probably look crazy as hell right now, you laughed.
You ended up tripping on the broom and fell in front of Millie and a very drunk Moxxie.
"Hey Y/n! How you been?" Millie smiled.
You stood still and gave her a thumbs up with a crack out smile.
Moxxie laughed, "Fish."
Confused, the two of you turned around and saw a huge monster-looking fish grab Moxxie.
"Moxxie!" Millie shouted before running towards the fish.
You had so much energy you needed to run and fight along. The two of you wrestled with the fish and with your cracked out strength you opened its mouth.
"Let's go Y/n!" Millie cheered, helping Moxxie out of the fish, and by helping she threw him.
In the distance Blitz was holding Moxxie, watching this fight.
"I love that woman," Moxxie smiled.
"Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?" Blitz dropped his face once he caught a glimpse of you. "Holy shit, since when did she start to fight?"
You and Millie swam to shore, Millie out of breath, and you were still pumped up with energy.
"Oh my god that was amazing!" You shouted, jumping up and down. Blitz dropped Moxxie and walked over to you.
Your smile dropped and turned to walk away but he forcefully grabbed your arm, "Oh fuck you." He spat.
"Wait, Blitz I can explain!" He let go of your arm.
"You were clean for so long!"
He still doesn't know about the adderal, but you decided to keep it a secret. "I'm sorry-"
"Don't." He jabbed his finger into your chest before walking away.
"Blitzo." Verosika walked up to him, "Leaving Y/n like how you left me?"
"She left me first." He gritted through his teeth.
Millie interrupted this dispute about you and Blitz. "I don't think this belonged to any of us." Millie showed Verosika her flask. "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."
"Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED!" Moxxie drunkly laughed.
"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space." Blitz smirked.
"Fine." She agreed, crossing her arms.
"But we won! In your face bitch!" He flipped her off. "Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!"
Everyone jumped into the portal, you following behind of Loona.
~~~
"Going to my room don't bother me!" Loona shouted before slamming her door.
You laid down on the couch, back facing Blitz. He sat down on the other end, neither of you saying a word to each other.
"Why did you do it?" He broke the silence. You just shrugged.
"Planning on being a coke and meth head? Planning on leaving me?" He raised his voice.
"I don't know why I did it." You mumbled. Blitz exhaled and rubbed his face.
"Don't ever pull that shit again, okay?"
You wanted to ask him if he even cares about you and if this is why he's mad other than his fear of you leaving him again, but you don't want to know the answer, you don't want to get hurt.
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Funny how the Helluva Boss writers/fans act like each episode is connected to one another and all part of one big narrative that isnโt finished yet, despite the fact that the events of each episode never stick with the characters, ESPECIALLY the IMP gang. Blitz thinking heโs wasted his potential? Moxxie being afraid of rejection? Blitz feeling bad for how he treated Verosika and being outed by Fizz and Barbie? Moxxie coming across his abusive father again? The characters being shattered about Stolas in the hospital? Loona realizing her dad is enough? All gone. The characters always act fine and dandy every episode as if nothing happened. We donโt even get to see them talk about these events and how they affected them emotionally ON screen. How are they supposed to inch towards completing their arcs and make us believe theyโre improving and forming a stronger bond between each other if the show wonโt even have them talk about it and actually change?
And yet every day fans are talking about the amazing characters, the depth, and character arcs. Lmao all that shit happens off screen.
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Yo! I've been thinking of an au I'd like to share! I hope it's up your alley cause I have no one else to tell it to, but I think you'll like it ๐ฅบ
It's adamsapple (obviously). The quick run down is that when Adam dies (either in the final battle of season one or when he dies on Earth and instead of going to heaven, he goes to hell (but i think I'm leaning towards the final battle death fitting much better)), he respawns as a succubus, but he doesn't look like the one from Helluva Boss (if you know the one I'm meaning), I'm thinking more feminine, like Verosika. But still a dude (with both parts down unda for smut reasons).
At first he was a bit weirded out but the longer he lives in hell the more into it he is (he was a whore in heaven so it's only right be becomes a whore in hell).
Maybe after a few years of doing his thing, partying, fucking, wearing the hornist clothes, rocking it out on stage, Lucifer eventually finds Adam (not sure how, I like to think he sees him around a couple of times but as much as this succubus looks like Adam, there's no way he'd respawn as something that's usually hellborn- but the resemblance is uncanny?!).
Adam sees Lucifer and the hotel gang around, but of course he tries to keep away, and not bring too much attention to himself (which, unsurprisingly, he finds that hard to do). I like to think that other than Lucifer, Adam runs into Angel Dust a lot, because Vals taken a liking to him (he doesn't sign a contract but maybe Val pays him to work in some of his clubs, whether that's poll dancing or serving customers).
Angel also has the same feeling as Lucifer. "Is that... Adam? There's no way..."
He mentions it to Charlie and Husk, Charlie doesn't think too much of it but obviously mentions it to Lucifer and Vaggie. I like to think Vaggie is ready to spear this succubus just in case it is him (or she just hates him that much that she would be semi hostile to anything or anyone that looks like him), Lucifer is getting more suspicious. "If Char's friends think that succubus looks like him then maybe I should investigate more".
I would love for Alastor to be quite involved in this au as well, he's still butt hurt that Adam landed a good hit on him, and made him retreat (putting a huge damper on his public image, especially with Vox filming the whole thing).
I'm not 100% sure how they confirm it's Adam, I'm thinking Lucifer hires Adam for a night or two, but Adam does such a good job keeping his cool (even tho he's panicking on the inside) that Lucifer starts doubing that it's him, so he comes up with a plan.
Maybe Lucifer brings up Eden as conversation, knowing that's its a real touchie subject for Adam, he says lies, brings up Liliths accusations she had against Adam that turned Angel!Lucifer against Eden!Adam (him being controlling, forcing himself on her, which is a complete lie that Lilith told (I'm all for evil!Lilith lol)).
Adam gets so mad at Lucifer for telling a totally fabricated story and just goes OFF. 10,000+ years of anger, betrayal, pstd, and depression just coming out. And even tho Adam realized halfway through into his rant that he's blown his cover, he just can't stop. He's too furious.
Lucifer: so it is you..
Adam: ...well fuck *proceeds to quickly grab his clothes and runs out*
Lucifer: You're not getting away from me bitch-! (Lucifer would catch up to him, start attacking him again like he did at the final fight, but he sees how terrified Adam is. Just shaking and crying, and actually begging for his life. Lucifer stops, he's never seen Adam beg, let alone cry, not since Eden (and that brings up feelings Lucifer buried long ago)).
I like to think that once it comes out to the hotel gang that it is Adam (Charlie would try and convince him to try redemption (mainly so he can get back to heaven and put a good word in for her hotel, maybe be the go between between Heaven and Hell)), but surprisingly to everyone, he doesn't want to go back, he can finally be himself, and he isn't hating his whole succubus look, even tho it's slightly feminine but he's fine with it.
This is when I think Alastor would try and get revenge, not sure what that could be yet.
Anyway, I think I've rambled WAY too much, u hope I haven't lost you ๐
I really hope this is something that piques your interest, I just love the idea of a more feminine whore Adam, plus I love the succubus designs in Helluva boss, the wings, horns and colour's are so gorgeous to me!
Thanks for coming to my tedtalk- I love your work by the way! It's such a joy to just scroll through your page and read everything you're doing ๐ฅบ
Okay- bye!
My good anon I am IN LOVE with this idea!! Especially since Adam didn't sell his soul to anyone, he's whoring around because he WANTS to not because he's forced to.
I love everything about this.
Lucifer would SO bring up Eden shit to out Adam and of course it would work. Adam is prideful like Lucifer is.
If you're on my page you know I like one-sided Angelicradio...... Just saying. And Alastor isn't attracted to Adam because he's good looking, though that doesn't hurt, he is enamored with the power Adam had as an angel.
He would want to get his revenge anyway possible. Take that as you will.
AWWWWWWW ๐ฅบ ๐ You're so sweet anon that makes me so happy to know people actually enjoy the silly little stories I put out. You made my day ๐ฅฐ
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Speaking of blitzรธ being happy without stolas, I think of the couch scene parallels. Stolas whimpering and crying all alone, fantasising and obsessing about Blitzรธ. Contrast to Blitzรธ, content, silly, smiling and just happier than ever. Eating his favourite foods, watching his favourite shows, making a bond with Asmodeus and helping create a support system for a friend going through a hard time. If this parallel is supposed to show how โperfect for each otherโ they are, it failed.
I thought episodes 6 and 7 were going to be the start of his new arc, he shows protectiveness empathy and restraint to help his beloved friend not once but twice. Apologises for things, and gets a hug. I thought heโd change because he wanted to change, that the positive reinforcement of that embrace and gratitude would motivate him to open up more and try harder.
He seems to light up every time he gets told heโs doing a good job, and just wants that affirmation. I feel like if I were to write him redeeming himself, Iโd start by having his closest family (Mox Millie and Loona) telling him theyโre sick of him butting into their lives, and before he can get too desolate they say theyโre sick of it because they never get to ask him about his. โYouโve met our families, shaked our fathers hands, helped us. We want to know about yours. We want to know why you act the way you do.โ
Show that they care enough about him to want to know about his past, who the people in the picture frames are (like Loonas aunt!) why he changed his name. We had a hint of that in spring breakers and it was nice. They didnโt ask questions, they just helped him against Verosika without needing to. Because he was mad at her for bullying moxxie (which he does too, but still). His life is interesting. And it suddenly occurs to him that itโs not just that they donโt like his behaviour, but that heโs behaving in an unequal way. Itโs hard to consider someone a friend when they know everything about you, but you know nothing about them. Have Loona say she canโt fully accept him as her father when she doesnโt know who he and her extended family, is. That would Segway so nicely into a story arc of learning about his past, with a foundation of found family, and the bond of IMP.
People grow and change through empathy and positive reinforcement with a goal of loving themselves. Not by ganging up on someone, publicly laughing at them as a crowd, screaming their failings in their face, and threatening to leave. I hate that shot of blitzรธ looking tiny and broken under a sheet, while stolas is on stage smiling and laughing at his expense, and the trailer trying to tell me this moment is when Blitzรธ โrealised how beautiful stolas is and fell in loveโ oh vomit. He already hates himself, blames himself for everyoneโs problems, and is severely afraid of being hated. So this plot looks deeply, deeply mean spirited and cruel. Fuck stolas and his giant army of fans and defenders inside and outside the show.
He sucks.
He does, and you know what also sucks? The fact that right now, with Stolas leaving him alone and Fizz back in his life, Blitz has been the happiest and most well-adjusted we've ever seen him.
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HELLA-TOBER Ficlet: Day 4&5, Fallen Clown
Sequel to Day 1: Sins
The IMP gang slept in their cells. It was uncomfortable, cold, and they slept near one another for warmth. In the morning another imp brought their breakfast. A meager bagel sandwich with egg and meat for each of them. They all ate. None of them talked, though. Blitz taking glances at Moxxie and Moxxie turning away from him. Millie putting her hand on Loonas and giving a small smile.
Two hours after they eat, and Imp comes to collect Blitz.
"They want you on the stand", he says. Loona puts her paw on his shoulder to stop him but he grabs it and kisses it, "don't worry Loonie, I'll be right back". He hopes he's right.
The imp also collects Fizz, And Blitz looks him over to make sure he's okay, even though Ozzie probably already did so already.
"Blitz what is all this?" Fizz asks, his face in one of tired concern. Blitz sighs and rubs his face, "I guess it's about our use of the Grimoire. Stolas letting us use it illegally". Fizz thinks, "then why am I here?"
Blitz shrugs, "not sure. But it can't be good". Fizz sighs, "just don't say anything stupid".
They're lead to a stand with clear walls separating them from the rest of the court. All the sins are there, minus Lucifer, at the front with the judge. And more people who know the IMP gang in the audience. Verosika, Wally, Millie's family, and more. And on the defendent side, Stolas, who's already staring at Blitz with a sad expression.
He wants to stare back, to be reassured that everything is going to be okay. But it's not clear. And Blitz doesn't want to get his hopes up.
Satan speaks up, "Fizzarolli". The smaller imp approaches closer in their enclosure and looks towards Satan, flicking between him and Oz.
"Uh yes...your sinfulness?" He replies. Satan taps his nails on the table in front of him then looks towards Fizz.
"Is it true that you were once part of the circus ran by Cash Buckzo?" He asks. Fizz bites his lip and looks to Blitz who is also confused but nods to him.
"Uh yes...sir". Satan nods.
"And Blitz was like a brother to you?" He asks. Fizz looks to Blitz and he's looking down. Not really a brother...more. Different.
"He...it was complicated...sir", he says. Satan growls and stands up, "Answer the question, clown". Ozzie growls and puts a hand on Satan's shoulder, "don't talk to him like that". And Satan sits back down.
Fizz gives Ozzie a reassuring face then swallows, "We..had a crush on one another for a while". Now Blitz bites his lip, confused why they're asking these questions. Afraid to find out why. And afraid to look at Stolas.
Satan asks one last question of Fizzarolli, "is it true that Blitzo Buckzo, the imp next to you started the fire at the Buckzo circus?".
Fizzarolli's eyes widen but he doesn't look to Blitz. He doesn't deserve this.
"I actually never saw who started it, sir". Satan's nails stop clacking on the table and he nods.
"Very well, take him back to his cell. He will be released after this session". Blitz saw Ozzie let out a breath, and he held Fizz's hand until his arms couldn't extend anymore as he left and he let go. He felt a stone fall in his chest, as he was next.
"Stolas Goetia, to the stand", Satan calls next. Blitz blinks, what? He had guessed he'd already pled his case. Guess not.
Stolas sulks up to the stand and sits. Regal as ever as he looks on at the crowd with a frown and bags under his eyes. Blitz wishes he could hug him right now. They both need one.
"Stolas of the Ars Goetia, is it true you were given your Grimoire for the purpose of studying the stars and prophecies?" Satan asks.
"Yes that is true", Stolas replies.
Satan looks at the papers on his table, "And is it true to your knowledge that it is forbidden to lend this power to any other demon?"
He hesitates. Blitz squeezes his own hands. But he knows Stolas would never lie.
"I was never explicitly told not to by my father. If I would have known, I would have had to read the rules of rite", he says succinctly.
Satan cocks his head, "Mhmm. And have you read the rules of rite?"
Stolas hesitates again. Blitz can practically see the sweat pulling under his brow.
"No", he says. Well we're fucked because that's bullshit, Blitz thinks. That bird reads everything.
Satan laughs, "Wow. A Goetia that hasn't read the rules of rite. Would you, Stolas, stake this whole proceeding on a truth spell of that statement?"
Stolas nods, "I would, Sire". Blitz is sweating bullets. He grips the bar in front of him, wanting so badly to push through this invisible wall. You dumb bird.
Satan smiles, "Very well", he waves his hand and pulls the information out of Stolas's head like a memory in his hand and projects it onto the wall. The court sees Stolas as a teenager, no more than 16. Grabbing the rule of rites from the bookshelf. Then Paimon in the background yelling across the palace, "Stolas!!!!", it's deafening that everyone in the courtroom plugs their ears, including past Stolas.
Teenage Stolas puts the book back on the shelf, and runs to greet the yell. The memory fades and Satan says, "Hmm", to himself. He looks back to Stolas,
"and you never picked it back up, why?" He asks.
Stolas shrugs, "It was a painful memory, that day. I was hit. I did not want to relive it by touching the book that started it". Ozzie smiles then covers his mouth, trying not to show how proud he was of Stolas for sticking his ground.
Blitz's brows furrow in sympathy and he reaches out, touching the invisible wall. Just wanting to hold his bird...but now it's his turn.
Satan takes a deep breath, "Okay. Thank you Stolas. Blitzo Buckzo to the stand".
He gulps and walks to the stand behind the wall. Finally looking at Stolas to see desperation in his face, and worry. So much worry. Gee it's great to see how much people believe in him.
Satan doesn't waste any time, "Please confirm your name for the court".
Blitz hesitates, "Uh Blitz-" he glances at Ozzie mouthing the 'O' and sighs, "Blitzo Buckzo, your sin-ness".
Satan nods, "And do you know how the fire started at your circus when you were 19?"
Blitz freezes. He feels his hands starting to shake and his breath starting to dip into a panic attack. He looks around the room for solace but Stolas's face is only worry. Then he glances Verosika. She takes a deep breath and he does it with her. His mind clearing.
"It was all a blur. I was going to give Fizzarolli a letter, and then I got upset by something and turned, pushing a guy with the birthday cake. I left the tent and in a few moments there were explosions and fire...", Satan puts his hand up and he stops.
"Very well. Changing topic. Did you infiltrate Stolas Goetia 's House with the intent to steal his Grimoire?"
Blitz blinks, eyes flicking to Stolas then back to Satan, "No. I was there to reconnect with an old friend. He indulged me, and then let me borrow the book". Satan turns to Stolas, "Is this true?" The owl looks to Blitz then back to Satan, "Yes".
Satan snorts, looking to Blitz, "Stake your memories on it?"
Blitz hesitates then nods aggressively, "Yes sir".
Satan pulls the memories out of Blitz and it feels like fabric pulling on his head. He holds his head then watches as his memories of that night are pushed onto the screen from his point of view.
Him sneaking into the room. Rummaging through the bookshelf. Getting caught. Then from then on its memories of Stolas's face. Occasional glances at the book but more feathers than anything. Even while the court watched their rendezvous in the bed as both Blitz and Stolas cringed then almost laughed as they looked to one another.
Satan laughs, "Well. It seems to have been a lively rekindling".
Satan swipes the memory away and looks at his paperwork again then stands up, "I see no standing here for a trial. There is no need to bring in the rest of IMP. Especially since Blitzo Buckzo has no longer been using the Grimoire, there is no illegal activity happening. Case dismissed".
And as soon as things were horrible, they were fine. Mostly. The sins filed out of the courtroom, Ozzie giving Blitz two thumbs up and he gives him a smile back. Then before Stolas leaves Blitz yells, "Wait!"
He claws at the invisible wall then the imp behind him rolls his eyes and undoes the force field, Blitz falling on his face.
Stolas runs over and helps him up. Blitz holds onto him, looking up at him.
"Why did you do that?" He asks. Stolas smiles, "I would do anything for you, Blitz. Why did you do it?" He stutters anxiously, "c-cause same?"
They hold one another and Blitz squeezes his feathers, "Don't leave".
"I'm right here, darling", Stolas reassures.
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