#vegan lox

[morethansalad]

Vegan Toasts (4 Ways)

[vegan-nom-noms]

LOADED VEGAN BAGEL (use maple syrup or agave nectar instead of honey)

[strawberry4milk]

vegan lox/smoked salmon/egg salad/omelette bagel

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

Two breakfast kind of day 😸

a Brooklyn Wander

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth as things that me and my friends have said in group chats (I made this because I'm bored and doing my summer homework sounds lame)

Luke: then again the only people who take blood against your will are vampires. and when they do it it’s considered unethical Tom: vampire x human romance books would probably disagree Luke: I said it’s unethical I didn’t say it’s unsexy Tom: if someone asks you for help again after they get an exasperated “fuck off” the first time, whatever happens is on them Sam: every time a teacher says “manage your time” I want to strangle a bitch Sam: y’all tell me to manage my time again and imma make you manage your oxygen

Luke: I'm a very masculine manly man. I'm an alpha, a sigma, even. you could never comprehend how masculine I am. AJ: you all deserve to commit stop breath Luke: aww thx you too <3 Sam: the only thing I’m committing to is a long term sexual relationship with your mother Tom: I’ll pin your corpse to an alleyway

AJ: what's the name of that one animal that's like a fish but big Tom: shark?? whale?? dolphin?? AJ: whale thank you Sam: your fat fucking mother Tom: is lab-grown meat vegan? Sam, searching it up on Bing: our lord and savior Microsoft Bing says no Tom: bro what is wrong with you Tom: bing user Tom: what the fuck Sam: all the fucked up things about me and you choose to criticize the fact that I use bing Tom: yeah it’s the worst one Luke: tag yourself guys. I'm perfume. Tom: glycerin Tom: if you pee on me, I become a hazardous explosive

AJ: qw EW RHW AM AJ: this was meant to be "we are the same" AJ: how did it become that

Luke: fuck you Tom: I'd rather not Luke: agreed AJ: this is the only thing that we can collectively agree on Sam: we are all unfuckable Tom, sleep deprived, trying to spell Roblox: Bob lox Tom: Bobolxis Tom: Boblix Tom: Boblox AJ: ??????????????? Sam: seeing you make this many typos is hilarious cuz you're usually like the one who makes the least typos Tom: yeah I care about being legible Tom: now I'm two tired Tom: ... Luke: TWO TIRED Luke: LMAO

[terrasu]

Nobody asked, but the good, the bad and the goytische (some Hamantaschen recipes I've found)

Strawberry Cheesecake

Chocolate Peanut Butter Reese's Puff

BBQ Meatball

Spiced Bourbon

Marbled Cheesecake

Red Velvet w/ Cream Cheese

Cheesy Red Pepper & Corn

Junior Mint

Garlic "Crack" Bread

Yellow Cake Mix

Blue, w/ blackberries and blueberries

Sushi

Pecan Pie

Fluffernutter

Mexican Pizza

Date & Almond (Vegan, raw, gf)

Hamantaschen Pie

Gingerbread w/ Spiced Apple

Black & White

Challah

Alfajores

Firework Oreo (gf)

Tirimasu

Boston Cream pie

Cream Brulee

Candy Cane Cheesecake

Eggroll

Fresh Apricot Ice Cream Sandwiches

Grapefruit Pistachio

Pineapple Coconut

Key Lime

Millionaire's Shortbread

Banana Foster

Speculoos

Galette

Spanokopita

Poppy Seed (I nearly misspelled that...)

Rum & Raisin

Ginger Lime

Chocolate covered Cherry

Lemon Meringue

Papaya Coconut

Fig, Walnut, Orange

Pineapple

Date, Orange, Rose, Pistachio, Tahini

Circus Animal Cookies

Shakshuka

Jalapeno Popper is a scam link :( No tilde bc this post is crashing my computer

Rosemary w/ Basalmic Onion Jam

Pina Colada

Corndog

Milk & Cereal

Neapolitan

Lotus Cookie Butter Cheescake

Lemon Lavender

Strawberry Champagne Rainbow (Confetti)

Cannoli

Bagel, Lox, and Cream Cheese

Peanut Butter, Chocolate, Pretzel

Samosa Hamantaschen is also a defunct link...

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[schalotte]

i had such an amazing breakfast today. vegan cream cheese + lox with poached eggs on english muffins. oooooh babey

[1-800-kendall]

i lived bitch 😋

got dressed up all cute to go get a bagel and hit the library but now i’m sitting here in my living room fighting for my life because i am cramping. so badly

[rimouskis]

as someone planning a trip to pittsburgh, do you have vegan friendly food recs? ☺️☺️

Oooh okay, I'm vegetarian and not vegan, but Indian food is probably a good bet; I really enjoy People's Indian. I've been meaning to go to Apteka FOREVER but it's never happened, but it's rated as one of the best spots in town, and it's probably Pittsburghy, with the whole Polish angle, so I definitely recommend it. I've also heard wonderful things about EYV, but have also never been there.

Absolutely swing by Allegro Hearth and Pigeon Bagels for bakery needs (PB has vegan spreads and lox, too). If you want vegan pizza or wings, Spak Bros has amazing pizza and FABULOUS seitan wings.

[morethansalad]

Vegan Smoked Salmon & Herbed Cream Cheese Bagel

[vegan-nom-noms]

"Smoked Salmon" Carrot Lox With Capers & Dill

[hollowtones]

not to put them on blast necessarily, but @/irradiatedsnakes has a really good vegan lox bagel recipe using tomatoes in place of lox that seems like it could be up your alley!

I think we have radically different understandings of what "putting someone on blast" means. Anyways, Tumblr's search function isn't very good, so I can't find what you're talking about.

[clochanamarch]

a visit to the park, in any weather, is good reason for a picnic. except, of course, when there's nearly thirty people, each with different tastes and aversions, all making requests and suggestions and asking for delicacies that haven't existed here in years, or haven't existed here at all. then things get complicated. cucumber sandwiches, a gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan lox bagel, earl grey tea, cuban coffee, pink lemonade with slices of pink grapefruit, brownies with cookie dough in the middle and croissant pastry around the whole lot. wyll wanted stuffed ducks with a specific type of fruit that looked like a lemon but tasted exactly like cinnamon toast crunch.

in short, it's been a challenging week. now, after days of gathering ingredients and preparing rough estimates of what the increasingly outlandish requests had described, she sits at the counter with advik and sansa, each armed with butter knives and slices of bread of all varieties.

" you said you wanted the crusts. "

" no, i said i wanted ALL crusts. " advik clarifies patiently, kicking his light-up sneakers cheerily against the rungs of his stool. sansa studies him dubiously as aisling ducks her head, bracing herself against the island as she tries to apply some bit of deductive reasoning to his new request.

" you want our crusts? " sansa attempts, only to be met with an obstinate shake of his messy curls.

" only the crusts! "

" lovie, that makes zero sense-- THE HEELS! the heels?! " a surge of premature victory rushes through her, and with his confirmatory nod, she exhales with relief. " okay! and you want the tomato salad, babe? grand, okay, you're on butter duty, sansa my darling, could you sort out the meats? good woman. divide and conquer, that's the stuff-- "

her tiny triumph is outshone by phee's arrival, and she waves her in, beaming while making a quick introduction between both @theresastargirl and sansa and a rueful assurance that she'll explain the latter's presence when things calm down. then it's back to business. " now, what did you say you wanted at the picnic, babe? i think we probably have every single food item in existence on the table, so be as creative as you like! " / DOMESTIC S.C. HERE!

[goddesspharo]

top five foods you'd feed glen powell. (this is unhinged, i'm sorry, i've had an entire bottle of wine.)

[ask me my top five anythings!]

His fridge tour in that Men's Health video was a product placement travesty - where's the food??? you live off Cali Water??? - as were most of those vague non-answers where he never actually mentioned what he ate. (My favorite part of those MH himbo videos is the what's in your fridge/what do you eat segments!)

Cheese! This "I don't eat cheese, it is moldy queso" business does not fly with me unless you physically cannot eat cheese for fear of death or veganism. The only instance of "I could fix him" I would ever employ in another human being would be to inspire an appreciation of cheese. Eat a pizza, buddy! Have some lasagna! Gnaw on some aged cheddar. Bake up some Brie. Let Halloumi into your heart. (I also don't understand how a person can be that into college football and not eat nachos. 90% of why I watch the Super Bowl is so that I have an excuse to make nachos! Also is his dislike of cheese limited to savory applications? Is he going through life not eating cheesecake? That's sad.)

Carbs for breakfast! I was tempted to try that sweet potato base breakfast situation he had going on but it did not look appetizing. (Maybe he's a bad cook?) Put it on a croissant! Have a classic bagel & lox sandwich with some nice tomato, capers, red onions. I need more hot men to shill for Russ & Daughters like Jake Gyllenhaal.

The product placement Doritos so we can hang out with Danny Ramirez.

A proper slice of pie, not that garbage Netflix handed him for Hit Man promo that didn't even have an egg wash on it.

I do not know what foods are on a craft services table, but what I'm setting down is chocolate bread pudding (I make the best) or Claire Saffitz's giant ass chocolate chip cookie from Dessert Person. (Each scoop is a quarter cup! It is the size of your hand but so delicious.)

[mariacallous]

Hold onto your bagels because I am here to tell you: Carrots make a surprisingly delicious plant-based substitute for traditional lox. By cooking carrots and marinating them in a few simple and flavorful ingredients, they become smoky, salty and bright with acidity.

The combination of liquid smoke and toasted seaweed gives the carrots a transformative smoky seafood flavor. Liquid smoke can be found in most grocery stores and is made from actual wood smoke that is condensed into liquid form (and a little goes a long way). You can substitute liquid smoke with good-quality smoked paprika if desired, or omit the liquid smoke entirely for vegan lox that is less smoky. Carrot lox adds a pop of color to any brunch spread, and they pair perfectly with schmear, cucumber, fresh dill and all the traditional bagel fixings. 

Note: The carrot lox will last up to one week in an airtight container in the fridge.