#veg-all

[cookingitoldschool]

VEG-ALL for variety, c. 1952

[neonbodyache]

‧₊˚🌈✩ ₊˚🫧⊹♡ rainbowl snack spo! ☆

[t00thpasteface]

do you ever suddenly realize something about a parent...

just had this interaction with mom after watching the 1970 mash movie with her last night followed by three more episodes of the show. she then accidentally sprayed me with fabric starch

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ok so for the folks that work in back of house/kitchen: what's your go-to secret menu item?

aka the food NOT meant for customers and only the staff know how to order, sometimes from specific cooks

I work in a bar kitchen, we mainly serve fried appetizers, grilled snacks, bread n dips etc, right? But that means there's all the constituent ingredients to make a FULL chicken pita, it just takes more time and effort than is worth putting on the menu. but it also means you can really only order it if I'm working

the previous full-sized restaurant i worked at, it was something called a suicide gyro (like suicide wings) and you could only order it when Steve was working bc it was made with the small-batch hot sauce he made at home with the peppers he grew himself

[dewey-ing-it]

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“And more steak sticks!🥩

He’s so me fr

[unopenablebox]

lmao i have a call with a wedding venue coordinator tomorrow?? lots of things about this place are appealing but it also has a massively overpriced mandatory caterer and a very late event start time (who has the ceremony start at 6:30pm?? don't people want dinner????) so i kind of just wanted, you know, a quote and contact info in case we wanted to tour later if other things don't pan out. but the person who reached out to me was so confident that we were going to call this week that i guess... i'm going to call her? and ask about chair rental prices or something? idk man. i wasn't prepared for this. i'm not even the one primarily planning this wedding and also we're not even planning yet i just had time to send idle emails this week

[danieyells]

Trying to reorganize the list of oc rp accounts so i can make it. Not just a really long list and actually make it something orderly and

There are too many of you /affectionate) and I'm still missing like. Three. But I'll deal with that when I finish up and post the list. Gotta reorder it by year and then reorder it again alphabetically so i'm not trying to figure out chronology again and make sure all the info is correct and then I have to copypaste it to tumblr and link everyone because you can only put 50 @'s in one post and. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[hairtusk]

vibe for the coming spring 🧿

[batwynn]

Ok. Five days without antihistamines before my immunology appointment (FINALLY). I can do it. I won’t even look at a potato. 😤

[22pennzoil]

Daytona Media Day ✨️

[goatsandgangsters]

new mandela effect dropped!

just found out that tripe isn't a kind of fish

but multiple people I texted also thought it was and there's several reddit posts of confused people

apparently some of us are living in a fish universe

[no-goodbyes-no-regrets]

what they don't tell you about dragging yourself out of a depressive episode is that all of the healthy food you bought on a good day, but then didn't feel like preparing on the bad days, will have basically grown legs and walked out of your fridge on its own and has formed entire new life forms in mould.

[bsaka7]

decided im not going back to being a full vegetarian. in part bc how good this goat was i had at a Somali place in town. it was so fucking good it was crazy

[vulcanette]

like it’s my fault that flowers bloom underfoot when I walk by and hearts start burning with love for me if someone should meet my eyes…. or whatever!!

[bookwormscififan]

Once

Read on AO3!

Concept art 1, 2

A/N: The omegaverse miscarriage fic that has already hurt @iamvegorott and shall now torment @rattyboyisemo.

Warnings: Miscarriage mention, blood mention, past abuse, and smut.

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Mad looked at himself in the mirror, hands on his lower belly before turning to see his side profile. He swore he could still see the swell of a time long gone.

He jumped when he heard noises in the connecting bedroom, quickly pulling his shirt down over his stomach and swallowing the sour taste in his mouth.

“Mad?” Mare’s voice was calm, concerned, and Mad sighed before opening the bathroom door to let the alpha in. “What are you doing in there, love?”

“Just… thinking,” Mad answered in a whisper, heart aching at the love he saw in Mare’s eyes. “Your rut’s coming up.” Mare’s usual rosin and polished wood scent had a hint of spice to it, the usual sign that his rut was near, and the way Mare’s eyes darted down before meeting his again proved him right.

“I was actually talking to Phan about that,” he confessed. “I needed his opinion as my twin.”

“About what?” He had a sour feeling he knew the answer.

“I was hoping to claim you during this rut,” Mare started to explain, eyes going wide when Mad’s knees suddenly buckled, rushing to catch him before the omega fell on the tiled floor. “Mad, what’s wrong?”

--

“I had a pup once,” Mad began slowly, voice soft, sitting beside Mare in their bed with a blanket around his shoulders. “I was—almost… I lost her. And the alpha—it was my fault. I-I lost… I can’t give you pups, Mare.” Shining tears fell from Mad’s eyes as he looked at Mare, bottom lip trembling to hold back sobs.

Mare just watched Mad, knowing there was more to say, and giving the omega time to form his sentences.

“After they found me lying in blood in the bed, they thought I’d—I was pulled out of bed and thrown onto the ground, and they kicked me until I blacked out. Doctors told me losing her had damaged what was inside me, and future pups wouldn’t attach. In all sense of the term, I’m infertile. Can’t have pups.”

“Why did my wanting to claim you make you collapse?” Mare asked quietly, brushing Mad’s hair out of his eyes.

“If you claim me, the next step is starting a family,” Mad started, voice shaking as he clutched at the blanket. “A-And I can’t give you a family. I can’t give you pups, even though you’d be a great father, and I just can’t—I can’t make you go through that pain because of me.”

“Mad.” Mare cupped Mad’s cheek, lifting his face to meet his gaze before giving him a soft smile. “I don’t care that you can’t have pups. I don’t care if we can’t have kids. I want you, all of you, even the parts you’re scared of. I want to claim you, mate you, knot you and just—I want to love you.” Leaning forward, he glanced down at Mad’s lips before closing the distance, kissing him with more tenderness than he’d ever given before.

“But—”

“You aren’t damaged beyond repair,” Mare continued, wiping Mad’s tears with his thumbs. “Learning about this doesn’t make me love you less. I still want you, Mad. I’ve always wanted you. Your broken parts are still part of you.”

Mad sniffled, gasping against Mare’s lips as fresh tears started falling, and he grabbed Mare’s shirt in both hands to pull him back into a fierce kiss, pouring everything he couldn’t say into the action. “Show me,” he whispered, pulling back to pull his shirt over his head. “Show me how you’ll love me.”

Mare hesitated a moment before running his hands over Mad’s chest, gently guiding him to lay back before parting his legs to settle between them. Slowly he traced his lips down Mad’s torso, paying special attention to the freckles around his nipples and hips, carefully working his pants and boxers down his legs.

“You’re so sweet,” he murmured, licking over Mad’s hipbones reverently. “And already so slick for me,” he added, swiping a finger along Mad’s hole to feel the slick. Lifting his hand to his mouth he made a show of cleaning his finger, then pressed it back inside Mad to hear his gasp.

“M-Mare…” Mad scrambled to clutch onto Mare’s upper arms, digging his fingers into the muscle before moving to grab the sheets as Mare leaned down to slip his cock into his mouth. “M-Mare, please…”

The alpha hummed around Mad, bobbing his head as he added another finger to stretch him, not waiting long before pressing a third inside. Mad’s whines were music to his ears, squirming against the mattress as one hand pulled his hair and the other tore into the bedsheets, hugging his legs around Mare’s chest to keep him close.

“C-Close, more, please…” Mad’s breathless pleas trailed off as he came, drenching Mare’s hand in slick as he squirmed against Mare swallowing around him, whining when Mare pulled away shortly after. “Mare—” he cut himself off as he watched the alpha slowly undress before lining up, pressing his cock inside in one smooth slide.

“God, Mad, you feel perfect,” Mare grunted, holding Mad’s hips as he started to thrust, nails digging into his skin hard enough to leave marks. “I love how you feel around me. You’re absolutely perfect for me. ‘m not going to last long like this.”

“Please, a-alpha,” Mad moaned, rolling his hips to meet Mare’s thrusts as he leaned up to wrap his arms around Mare’s neck, pulling him down into a kiss. “D-Do you still want to claim me?”

“Fuck, yes,” Mare growled, nosing at Mad’s scent gland before ghosting his teeth over it. “Are you sure?”

“M-Make me yours, alpha,” Mad replied, pressing his wrist against Mare’s scent gland to drench him in the smell of aroused omega. “I-I want to cum with your teeth in me.” That was enough for Mare, biting harshly at his shoulder before he came, filling Mad as he held him close, feeling Mad follow soon after.

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“How long did you carry her?” Mare asked, tracing patterns into Mad’s shoulder as the omega rested against him. They’d cleaned up and changed the sheets, and Mad had decided it was more comfortable to lay on top of Mare instead of beside him like usual.

Mad hesitated, hand halting in Mare’s hair before he closed his eyes with a deep breath. “Long enough that I could feel her roll over,” he answered softly, tucking his face into the juncture of Mare’s neck and shoulder. “Long enough to know I wasn’t bloating. Long enough.”

“There are other ways to have a family,” Mare stated after a while, resuming his tracing on Mad’s shoulder. “If you want a family, that is.”

“I’m happy to just have you,” Mad whispered, face still tucked in Mare’s neck, breath ghosting over his scent gland. “You make me feel… whole. Less broken. Real. Like everything before you was a bad dream.”

“She was real,” Mare rumbled, holding Mad close before rolling them over so he was laying on top. “I won’t let you forget that she was real, that you had something. I’ll never get to see you glowing like that, but I know that I’ll see you in other ways.” Mad was quiet, looking at Mare with glassy eyes, and the alpha kissed his forehead before rolling off him and closing his eyes.

“I love you, Mare.”

But Mare had fallen asleep, leaving Mad to cling to Mare’s shirt and the memories that continued to haunt him. He had Mare now, and he could survive without giving him a pup, but that wouldn’t take away from the fact that Mad did have a pup.

Once.

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@brokentimewatch @dungeon-dragons-dragons

[euclidity]

Madness combat fans around the world help me...who has that art piece of young Jeb hoff and sheriff at nexus before the events of mc. Who has it. please they were all walking together and sherry was in the middle iirc and he was a young buck please. I have been trying to find this for months bc its such a dear piece to me Please please please even if u just know the artist...it was fully illustrated i believe colored aswell and it was posted in 2024 iirc Please please please please pleaee