#vanya & ace

[aro-ortega]

thinking about how ortega can go the entirety of retribution with step being openly attracted to them. but if step goes to dinner w daniel and then confesses to ortega to bring a regene at daniels apartment.... he is just 1000% ready to step down. "you two are happy together, so sidestep and i will just be friends." ive been openly attracted to you the entire time ! we have been kissing for months ! i *told* you that i had been seeing daniel for coffee. and ! we had a thing in the past ! we have history ! why are you giving up on *us* so quickly !? why do you think i would choose him over you ? i want both of you !

why is ortega sooo. idk. weird. insecure. jealous. but about daniel specifically

like. the text is constantly like. "ortega is scared to let you go. they're scared to lose you. "I'm scared of you leaving me again," said ortega." but with THIS he's prepared to give step up !? ortega !!!!

[asexualbookbird]

I was just wondering as a fellow ace if you had read any adult novels with ace main characters. All the ones I know of are solidly YA. There's nothing wrong with that, I was just wanting to branch out.

I FEEL THIS SO HARD LMAO

Love love love that teens have all this representation but gosh I want more adults like me in fiction! Unfortunately, I'm also very bad at looking for it because I don't search for representation? I focus on the book plot more than "hey this book has an ace character!" and thinking it over it's probably because I don't care about whether or not characters pair up, and actually prefer if there was no romance at all.

HOWEVER I have asked around and have a little list!

first of all, a friend pointed me to this database which is really cool! I'm definitely going to get lost in this!

Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire, the main character is canonically and explicitly asexual! I've read this one and enjoyed it a lot!

The Hanged Man by KD Edwards, a side character is asexual, I've also read and enjoyed this but cw for sexual assault (not the ace character). Ace character shows up and has a bigger role in book two

Vicious and Vengeful by VE Schwab, main character is canonically asexual as of the second book. Read and enjoyed these, but I wouldn't call them Ace Representation tbh Victor Vale is just my poor little meow meow cw for self harm

The Perfect Assassin by KA Doore, main character is asexual, is in a romantic relationship with another man, a delightful book, he appears in book two as well, but more as a little treat (I don't remember if there were any big cws)

The Once and Future Witches by Alix E Harrow, discussed it with friends and we all agree Juniper is ace. I don't know if it's canonical, but listen. LISTEN. I love her. cws for homophobia and traumatic birth

The Tropic of Serpents by Marie Brennan, I read book one and really enjoyed it and friends tell me book two the main character(? or her companion?) is ace

there is also this post with a nice list of YA, NA, and adult books with ace characters! and my tag of different posts with ace book recs!

hope this helps <3

[stromuprisahat]

Marry, fuck, kill: the Darkling, Ivan and S&B!Genya

(do both the show and their book counterparts😏)

My initial reaction included rather vulgar exclamation, because HOW DARE YOU?!

Then my mind skipped to contemplation of the hit list to determine the hardest choice, when suddenly it wasn't difficult at all.

Show!verse:

Kill Ivan and frame Alina's side to ensure Fedyor won't join them. Wait, that's just following book version of events, enriched by show!Fedyor's personality! Or- assuming Fedya lived after first season-, finish Vanya and get the recount of the events leading to his tragic demise inside the Fold to his grieving spouse.

My sincerest apologies to both Ivan and Simon Sears- I love you both-, but greater good, impossible choices etc. etc. Perhaps Ivan would not outright approve, but he'd understand.

Marry Genya, because I just had to marry one of her, and I can picture myself sitting and lovingly gazing at this bitch (affectionate) for the rest of my life.

Fuck Aleksander, because I may be ace, but I'm not fucking blind and apparently he's up to this sort of leisure activities, so y'no... not my first choice of parlour games, but what kind of idiot dismisses THIS level of experience?!

Book!verse:

Kill Sasha- truly, or fake it-, because I love him and this is the only way to make him take a DAMN BREAK.

Marry Ivan and be loyal, snarky and realistic together.

Fuck (the monarchy over, hand in hand with) Genya. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, if she were up to it, so would I, but given her history, she'd have to initiate. To be quite honest, I'd be more comfortable letting her take charge. Besides- she deserves to be worshipped as the Goddess she is.

This turned out a bit more gay, than originally intended...

[neo-grey]

Haiii! My name is Neo, and I'm kind of new to writing.

(P.S. some characters for the shows will also be in the movie category)

these are who I am taking requests for:

-Shows-

The Flash:

Barry Allen/ Flash/ Savitar

Cisco Ramon/ Vibe

Dr. Kaitlyn Snow/ [Killer]Frost

Iris West/West-Allen (platonic for west-allen)

Ralph Dibny/ Elongated man

Joe West

Nora west-Allen (Barry's Daughter)

Harrison Wells/ Eobard Thawne

Leonard Snart/ Captain Cold

Lisa Snart/ Golden Glider (maybe)

Oliver Queen/ Green Arrow

Cecile Horton

Henry Allen (maybe)

If you think of more lmk!

Supergirl:

Kara Danvers/ Supergirl

Mon-El/ Lar Gand

Alex Danvers

Winn Schott

Jimmy (James) Olsen/ Guardian

Kal-El/ Clark Kent/ Superman

Lex Luthor

Lena Luthor

Samantha Arias/ Reign (maybe)

Brainiac 5/ Brainy

William Dey (maybe)

If you think of more lmk!

Gotham: (I didn't get to watch it all before it got taken down so if you request these characters it will most likely be really bad )

Bruce Wayne

Alfred Pennyworth

Oswald Cobblepot/ Penguin

Jim (James) Gorden

Jeremiah & Jerome Valeska

Harvey Bullock

Selina Kyle/ Catwoman (maybe)

Theo Galavan

Jarvis Tetch/ Mad Hatter

Salvatore Maroni

If you think of more lmk!

The Umbrella Academy:

Luther Hargreeves/ Number One (1)

Diego Hargreeves/ Number Two (2)

Allison Hargreeves/ Number Three (3)

Klaus Hargreeves/ Number Four (4)

(Number) Five Hargreeves/ Number Five (5)

Ben Hargreeves/ Number Six (6)

Vanya (Viktor) Hargreeves/ Number Seven (7)

Lila Pitts (maybe)

Hazel

Cha-Cha (maybe)

Raymond Chestnut

Sparrow academy

Marcus Hargreeves/ Number One (1)

Ben HArgreeves/ Number Two (2)

Fei Hargreeves/ Number Three (3) (maybe)

Alphonso Hargreeves/ Number Four (4)

Sloane Hargreeves/ Number Five (5)

Jayme Hargreeves/ Number Six (6) (maybe)

Christopher Hargreeves/ Numbr Seven (7) (maybe)

If you think of more lmk!

Criminal Minds:

Spencer Reid

Derek Morgan

Aaron Hotchner

Emily Prentiss

Penelope Garcia (I love her sm. wish I had a Penelope In my life)

Elle Greenaway

David Rossi

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau

Jason Gideon

If you think of more lmk!

WandaVision:

Wanda Maximoff/ Scarlet Witch

Vision

Agnes/ Agatha Harkness

Geraldine/ Monica Rambeau

Ralph Bohner (maybe)

Darcy Lewis

Jimmy Woo

Dottie Jones/ Sarah Proctor (maybe)

If you think of more lmk!

Moon Knight: (Haven't finished watching)

Marc Spector*

Steven Grant*

Jake Lockley *

Arthur Harrow (maybe)

*I wasn't sure if I should put them together or separately so I just did them separate

If you think of more lmk!

The Boys: (planning to watch)

Homelander

Soldier Boy

Billy Butcher

Black Noir (maybe)

Those are all I somewhat know^^

If you think of more lmk!

Bones:

Temperance Brennan

Camille Saroyan (maybe)

Jack Hodgins

Zack Addy

Angela Montenegro

Daredevil:

Matt Murdock/ Daredevil

Foggy Nelson

Wilson Fisk/ Kingpin

Karen Page

James Wesley

Ben Urich (maybe)

Vanessa Fisk (maybe)

House MD:

Gregory House

Robert Chase

James Wilson

Allison Cameron

Eric Foreman

Lisa Cuddy (maybe)

If you think of more lmk!

-Movies-

(I'm just going to name a few movies I know, not the characters)

Any Marvel movies

x-men

avengers ( Thor, Captain America, black panther, etc)

Deadpool

GOTG

( I have NOT watched Shang-Chi)

Wanted 2008 ( Wesley Gibson)

The Princess Bride

Avatar & ATWOW

The Hunger Games

Maze Runner

RENT ( The musical)

Suicide Squad

FBAWTFT (maybe)

HTTYD (maybe)

Narnia

Planet of the apes (maybe)

Spider-man into the spiderverse & across the spiderverse

Ender's Game ( haven't watched in a while)

Rocketman ( the Elton John biopic [I love E.J sm!!😍])

Labyrinth ( with David Bowie)

Fast and Furious

Twilight

MPHFPC

If you think of more lmk!

-Bands/music artists-

Tokio Hotel

SOAD

Nirvana

Green day

Arctic Monkeys (maybe)

Radiohead

The Smiths

Eminem

The Weekend

Motley Crue

Melanie Martinez (maybe)

Charlie Puth

Weezer

Ghost

Deaftones

David Bowie

AC/DC (maybe)

MCR

If you think of more lmk!

Things I am willing to write:

Smut

Fluff

Angst

Platonic

Reader-Inserts

Comfort

Humor ( I'm not entirely sure what this is)

Things I will NEVER write for:

Incest

member x member

character x character (it's hard for me to do tbh)

Pedophilia

Racism/ any discriminatory things

If there is anything that's not on this list that you would like me to write for send In your requests and if I don't know them I will try my best to do my research! I will also write for celebrities if you request!! As I said, if I do not know them I will try my best to do my research.

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- Neo

[twsted-princess]

(Art made by @hallowed-delights mwah mwah mwah)

"If you've been experiencing any symptoms of dullness and idiocy then please, give the doctor a call."

Bio

Name: Venus Radix

Nicknames: Dr. Radix, Miss Radix, (Sinclair @terrovaniadorm) Queen Duck, (Guan Zi Xin @silent-dragon) Miss Math, (Lady) Vee, (Nero @rosietrace) Blasted woman, (Saber) Miss Know-it-all (Vanya) Pain in my ass (Ace)

Voice Actor: Kikuko Inoue

Gender: Female (She/Her)

Age: 19

Height: 5'11

Sexuality: Biromantic/Demisexual

Race: Human

Homeland: Rose Kingdom

Birthday: 11/23

Starsign: Sagittarius

Family: Mother, Father

Occupation: Student, Substitute teacher/tutor, Doctor, Smartest student in NRC for three years in counting

Based off: Dr. Veritas Ratio

Professional Status

Dorm: Celestellaron (@geminiiviolets)

School Year: 3rd

Class: 3-D

Best Subject: Math

Club: Gaming (only shows up for chess)

Dominant Hand: Left

Favorite Food: Karnıyarık, Apple crumble

Hated Food: Anything overly sugary/greasy

Likes: Mathematics, The pursuit of knowledge, Like-minded people who also love knowledge, Books, Historic art/civilizations, Sculptures, Baths, Having a clear mind and a productive routine, Ducks

Dislikes: Anyone who doesn't match her intelligence, Idiots, Fools, Wasting her time, Wasting her patience, Students unmotivated to learn

Hobbies: Studying, Reading, Bathing, People watching, Debates, Chess, Modeling for statues/portraits, Tinkering with puzzles

Talents: Able to throw a piece of chalk at lightning fast speeds and enough force to leave a dent on someone's forehead from at least 180 feet/60 yards away

Unique Magic: Χρυσή αναλογία

Akin to the Golden Spin in JJBA Steel Ball Run, via spinning an object/target/herself she can create serious damage or manipulate anything around her.

Backstory

One of- no. The brightest mind in all of Night Raven College. A radiant and glorious star deeming with knowledge, brimming with potential. She's not just the single most smartest student in the school having received top scores for every single year but she's also a skilled doctor. Starting at the tender age of sixteen she worked alongside her father, performing the first open heart transplant to be done at such a young age. Since then she has become a recognized member of the medical along with the educational fields. Holding many conferences, writing novels, teaching a new generation of eager minds. However when you get to actually know her she can be................insufferable. Sure she's a genius and beyond talented but God is her ego a problem. She's just......annoying. But she'll make you feel stupid.

[aceditwrites]

The Master List (hi)

Master List:

Hi, i’m ace. I got really bored and i need an excuse to procrastinate on my personal writing projects so i decided to start an account dedicated to just writing. So like, you can request almost anything (limits below) like if you want like a platonic fic just ask! If you want the reader to be the kid or sibling of the character, i’ll do it! You can be as specific or as vague as you want, eventually i’ll get some prompts for help but for now, you gotta wing it. Also I’ll write for like any fandom even if i dont know it, i’ll try my hardest but i’d prefer if you stuck to the list below. Anyways yeah.  (also pfp is nyurei on picrew)

So basic rules, 

If youre an nsfw account dni, also i will not write smut regardless of age given i’m a minor

No incest 

I’m currently only doing x readers, that might change in the future but for now no ocs or ships

I’d prefer if you didn’t request x reader with an actual person, (ex. Instead of asking for a Maya Hawke x reader, ask for a Robin Buckley x reader)

If you know a character’s sexuality and you dont fit, dont ask (ex. Nico is gay, I will not write Nico x fem! reader)

Please specify pronouns when requesting 

Please keep in mind i’m not a professional writer 

Please use common sense and dont do something that makes me have to update the rules

Anyways, so fandoms i’ll write for

It 2017/2019: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon (specify if you want 2017 or 2019)

Percy Jackson: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Piper McLean, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Connor Stoll, Travis Stoll, Nico Di Angelo, Will Solace

Supernatural: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Gabriel, Kevin Tran, Crowley, Charlie Bradbury, Rowena (does girly have a last name 💀), Jack Kline (platonic only)

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous/Chaos Theory: Darius Bowman (i’d prefer if we kept it platonic with him but romance is ok i guess), Kenji Kon, Brooklyn, Yasmina Fadoula, Sammy Guiterrez, Ben Pincus, 

Marvel: Tony Stark (platonic only, so sorry) Steve Rodger, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Peter Peter, Ned Leeds, M.J, Harley Keener, Thor Odinson, Loki Odinson, Shuri, T'Challa, Okoye

The Owl House: Luz Noceda, Willow Park, Amity Blight, Edric Blight, Emira Blight, Gus Porter, Eda Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorn, Hooty (platonic preferred, but if you freaky like that go ahead and ask for romance, see what happens), Raine Whispers

The Umbrella Academy: Luther, Diego, Alison, Klaus, Five (would he date a kid or an adult cause-), Ben (he can be alive or yall could be ghosts), Vanya 

Dear Evan Hansen: Connor Murphy (my beloved), Evan Hansen, Jared Kleinman, Zoe Murphy, Alana Beck

Heather: Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara, Heather Duke, Veronica Sawyer, Jason Dean, Martha Dunnstock

Invincible: Mark Grayson, Debbie Grayson, Eve Wilkins, Rex Splode, Amber Bennet, William Clockwell

Epic the Musucal: Odysseus, Penelope, Telemachus, Eurylochus, Polites, Circe, Hermes, Calypso,

Idk how any of this works but uh have fun

[autisticsupervillain]

Ace Attorney: Crossover Cases

The Show where we take Ace Attorney characters and have them solve cases in other franchises.

Today's Crossover: Hitman

Today's Case: Turnabout Cohabitation

Case Details:

Mumbai, India has a dark criminal underbelly hidden underneath its surface. The Maelstrom, a notorious pirate whose true face and name are unknown, has recently moved in, along with his lieutenants Vanya Shaw and Dawood Rangan. Rangan has restired to become an egotistical Bollywood film producer, releasing heavily romanticized films on his "adventures" with the Maelstrom, though truthfully the sinister pitate he is still lurks underneath. Vanya Shaw meanwhile, has become the self appointed queen of Mumbai's criminal underworld, working her gang to near death in strick slum conditions. The Maelstrom has gone back to running his old gang, The Crows, but the three do stay in contact to assist an underground international terrorist group known only as the Militia.

The Kashmirian is a local assassin looking to assassinate both Rangan and Shaw as a job interview to get hired by the Maelstrom, seeing the two as just "loose ends" in the Maelstrom's operations. Meanwhile, however, an entirely different conspiracy is afoot. Agent 47, international assassin extraordinaire, has been sent in to eliminate Abdul Chabra, Hemant Laghari, and Vivaan Dhar, a trio of thieves whose MO is working as security for years at highly secure buildings under fake identities in order to case them for theft. A previous employer whom they stole from tracked them to Mumbai and hired 47 to eliminate them.

47 entered the country under the alias Tobias Rieper and moved into the local Chawl to case the area. The Kashmirian happens to be living in the same building at the same time, where his neighbors have taken notice of his suspicious behavior. Namely, they saw him with a conspicuously large briefcase and what seemed to be a sniper rifle stand. Overhearing this conversation, 47 decides to use the Kashmirian as his scapegoat in his operation.

Abdul and Hemant work as private security at Rangan tower, where Rangan is shooting his latest movie. The Chawl is across the street from it, where the Kashmirian has his sniper rifle set up to aim for Rangan from his apartment balcony. However, the Kashmirian isn't a very good assassin, as he can't adjust the scope right to aim for Rangan's window. Seeing his opportunity, 47 steals the rifle and sneaks out, prompting the Kashmirian to panic. Assuming he's been caught, the Kashmirian books it to the street and catches the bus to get out of town at roughly 5:15 pm, with his ticket stamped with the time.

47 sneaks back into the apartment with the rifle and takes his shots. First, he shoots a propane tank near the top of the building, causing it to explode when Laghari goes for his smoke break nearby, sending his body hurling from the top of the building to the bushes below. Then, 47 shoots an oil barrel near the bottom of Rangan tower. Abdul, who hadn't heard the explosion due to guarding the loud construction area at the bottom of thr building where Rangan tower is still under construction, blows himself up when he lights his cigarette nearby.

47's final target, however, cannot be hit from his current vantage point in the Kashmirian's apartment, as Dhar is posing as a guard at the train yard to cover the thieves intended escape route. As such, 47 needs to break into another apartment room on the opposite side of the Chawl to use its balcony as a vantage point. The problem being that two neighbors are gossiping just outside the door he needs to lockpick into. Knowing that they'd see him with a rifle on his back no matter which route he took, 47 ditched the rifle for now and took a route between the apartment rooms where he could break in through the apartments locked window, unlocking the door from within. Then, to remove the neighbors from his path, 47 lured them into the room by leaving the door adjar and creating a loud crash by throwing utensils around. Then, 47 bludgeons them unconscious from behind and stuffs them in the closet. Finally, with all obstacles removed, 47 retrives the sniper rifle again and takes his shot, popping Dhar in the head from a specific angle through a hole in the train yard roof.

His task done, 47 plants the rifle back on the stand exactly as the Kashmirian left it to frame him. However, he cannot take his leave just yet. A new contract has come in for Dawood Rangan, Vanya Shaw, and the Maelstrom, so 47 must remain at his apartment for the time being to scope out new targets.

This is where the Ace Attorney cast comes in. Interpol had been monitoring Rangan for quite some time now in an attempt to link him and the Maelstrom back to the Militia. An apparent threat on his life threatens to undo all that hard work, so they call in Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth to examine the scene. Miles quickly finds the smoldering bullets in both the propane tank and the oil. While the bullets are too fried for ballistic markings to be applied, Miles is able to determine the only vantage point from which both shots could be fired to be the Kashmirian's apartment room. There, he finds the Kashmirian's rifle set up to aim for Rangan's office. Furthermore, when Dhar's body is discovered, Miles matches the bullet's markings to the rifle. Time of death is marked down as 5:17 for Laghari, 5:19 for Abdul and 5:25 for Dhar. Miles then takes the testimony of the neighbors who were assaulted in someone else's apartment and realizes the killer must've broken in to get his shot on Dhar. He also takes the testimony of the neighbors who were suspicious of the Kashmirian and "Tobias Rieper", a "tourist" who claims he was taking a bus tour at the time. Miles now thinks he has a clear idea what happened and the Kashmirian is swiftly arrested at a nearby airport.

This is where Phoenix Wright enters the picture. Phoenix is taking a family vacation with Trucy around the world when he finds Miles investigating the crime scene. Miles informs him that he's been called in to investigate a major crime scene and that he's not at liberty to discuss it with civilians. But, Nick can tell something's bugging him and Miles admits as cryptically as he can that one of the three killings didn't have a motive. As in, Miles is bothered by the fact that the Kashmirian seemingly had no motive to kill Dhar as he has no obvious ties to Rangan, especially as he went out of his way to do so.

Interested, Phoenix visits the Kashmirian at the detention center. Knowing Phoenix vaguely by reputation, the Kashmirian admits to everything in his plot to kill Rangan and Shaw, assuming that the Maelstrom brought him in to get him released. When the Kashmirian denies killing Abdul, Laghari, and Dhar and protests he had no motive to and doesn't even know who they are, the Magatama shows he isn't lying, prompting Phoenix to take his case so the real killer doesn't escape.

Oh, and for conveniences sake, lets assume the Ace Attorney characters read up on another Marathi to be able to talk to people here.

[catgirltitties]

Catgirltitties’s ‘Big Sippy Hot Mutuals List’ December 2022

TJ, Mia, Nat, Nia, Graves, Ace, Kiwi, Pidgeon, Eli, Pine, Moon, Ramona, Renée, Ginger, Robin, Abby, Niko, Emi, Michael, Eloise, Jose, Jakey, Niko, Kyle, Sorrel, Rizal, Kimmie, Mallard, Rowan, Myf, Bug, Vanya, Walker, Cassie, Siel, Hawke, Teddy, Naomi, Sarah, Margot

and uhhhh Destiny, Juno, Mapes, Vee, Lily, Mickey, Chris, Lauren, Poppy, Sienna, Carmelina, Elena, Jules, Al, Rae, Lexi, Jules, Madi, Thayne, Eimear, Hannah, Bun, Penta, Bear, Ved, Ary, Accalia, Frances, even tho idk what yall look like

-i might have ranked this or i might not’ve. TJ is my hottest mutual tho.

-if i dont have a name for you i probably left you off. I have a secret list of those accounts if you wanna ask if you made it still

- i made up a name for at least 2 of you and theyre easy to see

-some of yall have the same name so the name is on there twice

-checking my followers list was cool i realized some of you dont actually follow me

-IDK why so many hotties follow me but its probably my autistic swag

-most of the people in the top are already friends w me lol.

-hot mutuals dm my boy kyle lol

[vanyashay]

°•. ✿ .•°

— BASICS

Name: Vanya Shay (Russian: Shvedov) Age / D.O.B.: 33; October 17th Gender, Pronouns & Sexuality: Cis Male; He/Him ; Pansexual Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts Affiliation: Cortàzar Cartel Job position: Drug Manufacturer Education: High school, College Drop-Out Relationship status: Single Children: None Positive traits: Loyal, Intelligent, Funny, Trustworthy, Dedicated Negative traits: Addict, Air-Headed, Easily Manipulated, Blasé, Loner

— BIOGRAPHY triggers: drugs, addiction

vayna was born smart, and not in the super genius way, like he came out knowing he was going to be an ace in all his science and math classes. but in the way that he had no idea until his schooling developed past the volcanos and potato batteries; he LOVED chemistry, any time he could break in after school and experiment, he did. it was better than being at home. during middle school, he was essentially on his own, too busy trying to find things to blow up or getting into trouble, while he wasn't aware of it at the time, his brother was also running around, getting into trouble and delving into drugs. their mother may not have been around much, but she expected a clean home and for both boys to be fed by the end of the day. which worked out in vany's favor as he tried not to be home except to sleep. vanya's high school days are a bit of a blur after he fell into the wrong crowd, they were getting high, stealing things from the labs and finding new and creative ways to make a quick buck. he was never really interested in school, but it helped that he had a natural talent for bullshitting the right answers. truth was, he never bullshitted science, it was his first and only love besides weed. the drug that got him through some of the toughest days and the other boring days. it was always one or the other with him, drugs were always the way to bring him back to happiness, a world where his lack of family and a mother's love didn't matter. the spiral happened in his senior year, when he finally decided to leave and never look back. subsequently, a buddy of his decided they were going to learn how to make methamphetamine. it didn't take long for the things that were important to vanny, in terms of education and his love of chemistry to be put on the back burner in leu of making, selling, and taking drugs. he was unfortunately good at it, and the addictions he accumulated only worked against him. while he landed a nice scholarship and went to a local public college basically with a free ride, there was nothing that could compare to the rush of adrenaline and high he got from his side hustle. this would ultimately land him in some of the darkest waters he faced since childhood; his buddy had mixed something wrong and without vanya there to make sure the measurements were correct, he lost his life and later that week vanya was found in possession of coke, meth, weed, and various other pills. his scholarship stripped from him, put out on the street with absolutely no intentions to run back home, he was lost for awhile. vanya was eventually picked up by the cartel, apparently someone had heard of his mad skills and perhaps even his dead buddy had been a member, to this day he still isn't sure how they found him. he accepted with nothing else to lose and a hunger for frying the part of his brain that remembered. they used his addictions to bring him in, gave him a large basement somewhere, a lab, all the supplies he needed, and now he's their drug manufacturer. vanny is anonymous until the bosses want to meet or there's a pickup day, but usually he stays down in his basement (he's got a bed, a full kitchen, a toilet, he's good down there). he is also obsessed with trying out new techniques/making types of new drugs AND 70s decor.

— WANTED CONNECTIONS / PLOTS

LAB ASSISTANT(S) Some lab monkeys, people who work around his lab, either reporting to him or brining him supplies, food, etc. They'd be like assistants to him; he can't really give away all his secrets but having people to bounce ideas off of would be stellar. be the jesse to his walter white.

EX LOVER(S)/COLLEGE ERA these can be fuck buddies, just buddies, or hell, even an ex of his that lost connection after he lost everything, went underground; they never really got to "break up", either one assumed the other was dead or just figured they were ghosted. either way!!

✧༝┉˚*❋ °•. ✿ .•° ❋*˚┉༝✧

[frischkasekuchen]

Timid Joys (Wonderland Ver.)

Credits:

Dreamtalia and its characters by @/kyokyo866

Vanya by @/thriftlita

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

Warnings:

Hoarding corpses

Attempted Murder

Referenced Child Death

Starring:

Reader as 'Alice'

Fauchereve as The Queen of Hearts

Vanya as the 'Last Alice'

(Background)

@pearlsongfromstuff @shu-dzhoker IT'S TEATIME!

"Find the bright forest path, that's where the journey starts. A tea party with blue roses, that's where the forest parts. The invite from the Queen, it actually was- the trump card, the ace of hearts!"

-Alice Human Sacrifice by Yugami

As much as you loved Reve, you couldn’t stay in Wonderland forever. In similar novels you’ve read in your pastime, the protagonist woke up from the Dream or returned home safe and sound. The fact your story hadn’t revealed a clear exit or some final obstacle was beginning to worry you. You also felt bad about freeloading off of the Queen for the past…how long? Dear God- you didn’t know. Did time pass at a faster or slower speed in your reality? Oh no- logistics! Missed semesters! You just wanted a break! Not-

A delicate voice says, “Alice? Your tea’s getting cold.” 

Ah yes, you were having breakfast with Reve. 

“Sorry there, I was just…pondering.” you take a sip of the tea; it’s way too sweet.

“Would you like to talk about it?” the Queen looks at you with great concern in his eyes. Almost like a mother fretting over a miserable child. 

“No, no- just boring existential stuff. It makes the mind wander to…dark places.”

“Places that have dark colors, or places without light?”

“The latter.” you sigh.

Reve bites at his lip, looking down into his lap. Suddenly, a lightbulb goes off in his head.

“I could play a song on the piano! That always cheers me up.”

There he goes again, compensating for you. It feels horrible this time around, when you’re planning on leaving him.

“That’d be nice.”

Reve hops out of his seat, taking you by the hand and leading you out of the dining hall. “Any requests?”

“Anything will be fine.”

That morning Reve played “Waltz in A minor”. His talent does little to soothe your homesick heart.

—

That afternoon, you’re left by your lonesome. Reve is busy in the royal kitchen, preparing snacks for your afternoon teatime together. The Queen has to take control in the kitchen, lest his pastries be spoiled like his roses. He promised to lay off beheading people for your sake- but you know he still keeps It polished and sharpened. Never quenched, that bloodthirsty guillotine You’re shocked he hasn’t named it already.

But now is the perfect time to investigate the only hypothetical exit.

The Queen’s bedroom.

***

During your first evening in the Castle of Hearts, you were sobbing out on the balcony. You were always crybaby like that. Still distressed by nearly drowning in your own tears, being bullied by flowers, being condescended to by a caterpillar, and nearly being executed over flowers.

But your crying got you a crumb of advice at least. With the Cheshire Cat paying a visit.

“Why are you blubbering?” asked the cat.

“I want to go home!” you moaned. “These- these people are mad, the Queen is mad- he was going to kill those men over an honest mistake! Not even giving them a proper trial! Complete nonsense!”

“Are you afraid of the Queen?”

“I’m grateful he took me in.” you sniffled. “But yes- very much so. I know my home though, things make sense there.”

The Cheshire Cat groomed itself, then stretched. Probably the most normal cat thing it’s done. “There may be a way.”

You perked up at that, scooching a little closer.

“The last Alice went into the Queen’s bedroom, but never came out.”

“So the exit’s there?”

“I do not know.”

“How so?” you huffed.

“No one else was in the room where it happened.” it said. “The Queen went in alone and came out alone- in a shock they say. He then gave a command ‘everyone near, far, above, below, this way and that way is to wear black. No one is to wear color until my Alice comes back.’”

Oh dear.

“Only the Queen wore red at this time. Just today the ban was lifted when he met you.” the cat began strutting off.

“But wait-” you said. “All exposition aside; what happened to Alice?”

“Anyone’s guess. But, if you’re ever feeling desperate to get home, the Queen’s bedroom is your best bet.”

***

It was 2:53, seven minutes to teatime. The castle layout always seemed to shift, walls looked like floors, halls had loops and doors would take you to random rooms. You were never shown the Queen’s quarters in the first place. All you can do now is use these precious seven minutes to follow the last Alice.

First, you checked the wardrobe. No exit, just clothes and axes laying hidden behind them. Next, you investigated the nightstand. The first drawer had a recipe sheet in a language you couldn’t understand, at first you thought it was shoddy handwriting. In the last drawer, you found a “key”. A jagged message carved at the bottom of the empty drawer read:

ALICE IS BEHIND THE WALL

What you needed to look for was a loose wall.

Starting from the wall behind the nightstand, you traced the walls with your right hand, putting your weight on it. When you pressed the wall north from the bed, your hand sank into it. The room shook and the wall under your palm split. You nearly fell forward but you caught yourself.

After the quake, a room with a chessboard floor was revealed to you.

You think to yourself, This- this has to be it. 

Walking through the dark hallway is an unsettling experience. No twists, shrinking or growing, a normal hallway-

With a looking glass and a box at the end. The mirror is long and framed with gold and sapphires. The box lies in a corner, dressed like a present, velvet and wrapped with a black ribbon. Something tells you to throw yourself at the mirror and never look back. Your curiosity tells you to take a quick peek inside the box.

…One little peek couldn’t hurt. Maybe it’s a parting gift or message from the last Alice? You pick up the box and shake it. It’s heavy, and its contents make two small thuds. You open it-

Then drop it.

You fall on your ass and scurry back.

A head rolls out of the box, eyes glazed over in terror.

Please don’t be Alice. Please don’t be Alice. Please-

The stench of blood mixes with the scent of berries and flour- wait.

“...Alice..?”

***

“...Alice..?”

The last Alice looked at the Queen in solemn anger- no, betrayal. And that was so, so much worse.

“Reve, is this a way back?” Alice asked.

“..”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Say: that is the exit,” the Queen said in a low voice. “Would you have left without a word?”

Alice looked away.

The Queen’s blood boiled. “Why?! What’s out there?! What can’t I provide for you?! I’m the Queen for God’s sake!”

Alice swallowed. “I know it is reprehensible for me to vanish without so much as a goodbye… But I have things- people care for out there.”

“Who dammit?!”

“My family.” Alice said, thumping his chest with a fist. “That day I fell down the rabbit hole- we were preparing for my youngest’s funeral. I did not want to bury my own child, I did not want to exist in that moment, I wanted to be anywhere else but there- then I saw your Rabbit. I chased after him to distract myself.” he swallowed. “My apologies for using you and your people for my personal entertainment. But, I truly consider you one of my friends, your majesty.” Alice bowed as ‘your majesty’ rolled off his tongue. 

The Queen stomped a foot in his frustration. Hot tears of rage and sympathy leaked out. “So what if you wanted an escape? I don’t care! What’s wrong with that-?!”

“I was shirking my duties to my family-”

“We can be your family- I can be your family! YOU CAN STAY HERE- RIGHT HERE!”

Silence. Breathing…hiccuping.

The Queen looked at Alice with an indiscernible expression. “If I leave now, will you disappear?”

Alice sighed. “I have to go home.”

CLANG!

“What..?”

From behind the Queen came a double headed axe.

Alice’s eyes widened in panic.

“Off with YOUR HEAD!”

The Queen of Hearts lunged forward-

And Alice-

***

Moved out of the way just in time. 

The blade nearly caught your cheek, and fell down beside your head with an ear-deafening TWANG! 

The Queen laughs, but there’s no joy in it. You put a hand around your throat and just breathe, relieved you weren’t butchered.

“You really think that’s a round trip to Kansas?” he muses. “Well, YOU’RE WRONG!” 

All you do is tremble and whimper under his shadow.

“But you weren’t thinking about coming back at all, were you?” he sneers. “Of course, selfish little Alice just wants to go home oh so badly- and leave me all alone to die.”

“It’s not- it’s not like that-!” you protest.

“SILENCE!” The Queen gets down on one foot to be closer to your face. His long, white hair cages you in. “Your majesty is speaking.”

“Yes, sorry, my grace.” you squeak.

“I like you, Alice, I really do.” He smiles kindly as he lifts your chin with a finger, and there’s a sort of rawness to his new tone. “I like having someone to spoil. The fact your head is still attached to your body says a lot, y’know.” He rises to a standing position, and situates himself in front of the looking glass. “Play one more game with me, won’t you?”

You shakily nod. “C-croquet?”

“Oh no.” he giggles as he lifts you to your feet and shoves you towards the hall’s entrance. “We’re going to play a game of tag.”

Adrenaline shoots through your body at those words.

“I’m it, Alice.”

[aro-ortega]

I got this feeling

Baby, it's just madness

I'm so in love with myself, it's so romantic

[...]

Gonna feel the way I want to

Feel the way I want to

Feel the way I want to feel

companion piece/sequel to [animal]

learning to love the self through the other

(aka i am so invested in the relationship between sidestep and the puppet)

[wizzycore]

Nonhuman Showdown Preliminary Round:

Why you should vote for each of them and full art below!

Julia Rainbowfist (species: human/minossus, by @tatzlewurm)

"I think Julia is pretty cool cause she was born in another world(my original world Faraway :D) and was brought to the Spiral, specifically Dragonspyre right before its fall, during her bio dads’ honeymoon! Julia was then separated from her parents during the fall of DSpyre, and was adopted by Malistaire and Sylvia Drake.

Julia is also an EPIC MYTH WIZARD(stan Cyrus Drake) who was able to dabble in astral magic early when she was young, mostly to hide her true appearance after Sylvia died because she desperately wanted to believe that she was biologically Mali and Sylvia’s kid. After tons of le epic trauma, in arc 3 Julia stops giving a damn about appearances since there’s no longer any point in hiding the fact that she isn’t from the Spiral. So the pic of her I sent is arc 3 Julia 😎

He unique spell is being able to summon doll replicas of herself which belong to different schools of magic, and being able to fuse the dolls into one big four armed monster wolf doll automaton JEJEJEJE"

Vanya Winkle (species: myth chimera, by @aggressivebibliophile)

"She’s a girlboss, she’s a girlcreature, she’s a villain, she’s traumatized. Not doomed by the narrative but by her own grief and devotion to her friends. She’s a trained military warlord with zero emotional intelligence. She was raised by bears, she’s self-destructive, she has a silly last name and she’s even bi ace. What more could you want?"

[lapseinrecs]

Little Sister

By Ace_of_Spades_400 @ace-of-spades-400

On Archive of Our Own

Status: Complete; 32,103 words

Summary: 'There’s blood trailing down the side of her face, from a crack in her skull that splits apart the tangled, matted mess of her unwashed hair. Vanya was dead' ++ Or in which Vanya is like Peter Pan, in that she'll never grow up. She'll always be Klaus' little sister.

My thoughts: Exclusively refers to Viktor as Vanya probably because it was written before Eliot Page came out I think?? Anyway it’s wild. Author was really like let’s kill Vanya and really leave Klaus traumatized.

[invisi-idol]

ace attorney - vera misham npt ! 📝

requested by : @inyuoka

♬ ⋆⁺₊ names :

vada , veris , vanya , vaiya , valley , valentine , valentina , gloria , gemma , jewel , emerald , elaine , eloise , emrys , emory , amory , azure , azul , angel , axel , legacy , lina , lila , lana , leona , lapis , lazuli , lexus , lynx , lilac , lilith , laura

♬ ⋆⁺₊ pronouns :

shx / hxr , thxy / thxm , thy / thou , cie / cier , che / cher , ve / ver

art / arts , paint / paints , pen / pens , forge / forges , fear / fears , lost / losts , draw / draws , color / colors

!! / !!s , ?? / ??s

🖌️ / 🖌️ s , 🖊️ / 🖊️s , 🖋️ / 🖋️s , 🎨 / 🎨s , 📝 / 📝s , 🖼️ / 🖼️s , ✏️ / ✏️s

♬ ⋆⁺₊ titles :

the forger , the shut - in , ( prn / noun ) with a vigilant eye , ( prn ) with a mysterious talent

[bookcub]

march wrap up

I always feel like i haven’t read much but this actually is a decent amount of books so idk what im on about

hearts unbroken by cynthia leitich smith

this was a decent ya contemporary novel. i read this because i loved the author's retelling of peter pan. this was not a retelling of wizard of oz but good commentary on the racism in it. a little forgettable and the plot was a little busy. i liked the romance, it was sweet. i liked the mc's personal journey.

overall grade: B-

in the dream house by carmen maria machado

this is a devastating and beautiful memoir about queer domestic abuse and personal growth. i was enthralled with the creative writing, it was often deeply horrifying. i read this for a book club and it was one of the best book club experiences i have had.

overall grade: A+

a merry little meet cute by julie murphy and sierra simone

a fun romance where a porn star and former boybander meet and fall in love. both of them are bisexual and it's sweet and fast paced.

overall grade: B

little thieves by margaret owen

one of my new favorite books. im a sucker for a fairy tale retelling done well, but it's also a heist novel and there's ace rep. it was a wild ride with beautiful illustrations and mini stories within. vanya is a fantastic protagonist and i adore her. im so excited for the next book, i have already preordered the next one!

overall grade: A+

shipped wreck by olivia dade

i liked the first two better. i didn't read it closely. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

overall grade: n/a

the goose girl by shannon hale

i wish i read this when i was younger. unfortunately my ideologies are different so it was less enjoyable as an adult. a very faithful and fleshed out retelling.

overall grade: B-

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by benjarmin alire saenz

oh this book is lovely, so lovely. i was worried it wouldn't hold up to my memory but it did! i loved reading it for class, although the discussions were. . . shortsided imo that has nothing to do with the book. beautifully written and very emotional.

overall grade: A

exit pursued by bear by ek johnston

what really stood out to me in this book was the support system for people coping with a traumatic event. i read this because i was compiling a list of ya books about sexual assault and this caught my eye because of the shakespeare references.

overall grade: B

make a scene by mimi grace

it's fine but . . .. dnf ultimately.

every heart a doorway by seanan mcguire

reread and it was fun to go back to.

[well-what-did-you-expect]

Read Before Anything

What Media I Will Write:

Headcanons

Scenarios

One-Shots

Fics

Random Things I Find/Come Up With

What I Will Write+Keys:

Fluff🩷

Smut❤️‍🔥 [Note: Any smut written includes 18+ characters, I will include the default ages for my written characters]

Platonic Friendship💛

Platonic Family Dynamic💜

Poly Relationships [Can be Fluff or Smut]

What I Won't Write:

Pedophilia

Beastiality

Non/DubCon [For all smut there will be consent from both/all parties]

Mostly anything that has to do with bodily fluids/matter [Mainly piss and shit. Blood, vomit, and cum are the only one that will ever be mentioned, but those depend on the writing]

Mostly anything with su!cide [Mentions of SH, thoughts, previous attempts, attempting, it all depends on what the context is]

What I Won't Tolerate:

Discrimination [Any homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, ableism, etc.]

Minors interacting with 18+ writings

Picking on others [Picking on someone because they think different things than you do about a character, because they don't like your favorite character, just don't do that here]

Fandoms I Will Write For:

Creepypasta

Harry Potter

Supernatural

The Umbrella Academy

Possibly More [You Can Ask and If I Know It Then I Can Do It]

TMNT 2012

Blue Exorcist

Characters I Will Write For+Basic Info:

Creepypasta

Jeff the Killer [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [20, Bi, He/Him]

BEN Drowned [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [19, Pan, He/They]

Eyeless Jack [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [24, Bi+Demi, They/He/It]

Homicidal Liu+Sully [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [22, Bi+Demi, They/He]

'Ticci' Toby [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [20, Pan, They/He]

Possibly More If They Are Requested

Harry Potter

Harry Potter [🩷💛💜] [16, Bi, He/Him]

Ron Weasley [🩷💛💜] [16, Pan, He/They]

Hermione Granger [🩷💛💜] [16, Pan, She/Her]

Draco Malfoy [🩷💛💜] [16, Gay, He/Him] [Note: Sorry ladies, but my Draco is a men liker, not a women enjoyer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Neville Longbottom [🩷💛💜] [16, Pan, He/They]

Ginny Weasley [🩷💛💜] [15, Bi, She/They]

Luna Lovegood [🩷💛💜] [15, Pan, Any Prns] [Note: My Luna does not have time to worry about gender. You can use any pronouns for her! They don't care!]

•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•

James Potter [🩷💛💜] [17, Pan, He/Him]

Sirius Black [🩷💛💜] [17, Gay, He/She] [Genderfluid Icon!!]

Remis Lupin [🩷💛💜] [17, Bi, He/Him]

Lily Evans [🩷💛💜] [17, Bi, She/Her]

Mary MacDonald [🩷💛💜] [17, Bi, She/Her]

Marlene McKinnon [🩷💛💜] [17, Lesbian, She/They]

Regulus Black [🩷💛💜] [15, Gay, He/Him] [Trans Icon!!]

Dorcas Meadows [🩷💛💜] [17, Lesbian, They/She]

Supernatural [Ages Aren't Included Due To Multiple Seasons So Age Varies]

Dean Winchester [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [Bi, He/Him]

Sam Winchester [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [Pan, He/Him]

Castiel [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [Pan, He/They]

Charlie Bradbury [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [Lesbian, She/Her]

Gabriel [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [Pan, He/They]

The Umbrella Academy

Luther Hargreeves [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [29, Straight, He/Him]

Deigo Hargreeves [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [29, Bi, He/Him]

Allison Hargreeves [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [29, Bi, She/Her]

Klaus Hargreeves [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [29, Pan, He/They]

Number Five [🩷💛💜] [Pan+Ace, He/Him] [Note: This 58 y/o man has a 13 y/o body. Big reminder of that. Also my Five is Ace. Just because pretty boy doesn't mean sexualise]

Ben Hargreeves [🩷💛💜] [Pan+Demi, He/They] [Note: Yes, Ben is a ghost. When writing for him, reader will either be a ghost as well or Ben just straight up didn't die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Vanya Hargreeves [🩷❤️‍🔥💛💜] [29, Sapphic, They/She] [Note: I am aware that Vanya is Viktor, but I will be writing Viktor as Vanya because I am only writing from before Season 3, before he got his gender transed. Don't come at me for being transphobic]

TMNT 2012

Leonardo Hamato [🩷💛💜] [16, Pan, Any Prns] [Note: My Leo is genderfluid]

Raphael Hamato [🩷💛💜] [16, Bi, He/They]

Donatello Hamato [🩷💛💜] [16, Bi, He/Him]

Michelangelo Hamato [🩷💛💜] [16, Pan, He/They/It] [Note: My Mikey is FtM]

Casey Jones [🩷💛💜] [16, Bi, He/They]

Master Splinter [💜] [Father Splinter Only]

Blue Exorcist

Rin Okumura [🩷💛💜] [16, Bi, He/They/It]

Yukio Okumura [🩷💛💜] [16, Bi, He/Him]

Shiemi Moriyama [🩷💛💜] [16, Pan, She/Her]

Izumo Kamiki [🩷💛💜] [16, Lesbian, She/They]

Ryūji Suguro [🩷💛💜] [16, Bi, He/They]

Renzō Shima [🩷💛💜] [16, Bi, He/Him]

Konekomaru Miwa [🩷💛💜] [16, Pan, He/Him] [Note: My Koneko is FtM]