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Emma: This year we lost our team best seeker and beater, Regulus Black and Dorcas Meadows Regulus and Dorcas, from afar: Quit telling everyone We are dead! We are just dating Gryffindoors! Emma: Sometimes, I can still hear their voices.
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Marauders fake tweets Fame AU part 4
#regulus black#james potter#sirius black#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#remus lupin#pandora rosier#peter pettigrew#mary macdonald#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#narcissa black#alice fortescue#frank longbottom#gideon prewett#fabian prewett#emma vanity#emmeline vance#amelia bones#edgar bones#benjy fenwick#marauders#marauders fake tweets#marauders incorrect quotes#the marauders era
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Mary, Amelia, Hestia, Xeno, Sybill, Pandora, Alice, Andromeda, Amos, Lucinda, Edgar : I like making other people happy. It’s nice to be the reason someone else is smiling.
Barty, Evan, Dorcas, Remus, Sirius, Kingsley, Emma, Belllatrix, Emmeline: I take pride in the fact that people don’t like me. I hate you too, bitch.
James, Lily, Marlene, Narcissa, Peter: Please like me, my pride can't handle anything else. Even if you don't at least pretend.
Dirk, Benjy, Sirius (again), Regulus: Like me, or don't, idc (they care)
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Dmitri, lovingly: How is the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Honor, just as lovingly: I don't know. How are you doing?
Illium, in the back of the room: I'm doing great!
Thanks, @justanotherghostling
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Diavolo: Citizens of the Devildom, please bow in reverence for the newest sin: the Avatar of Vanity!
*Diavolo holds up the roundest demon baby with tiny horns and wings, already teething on a baby-safe compact mirror, for all to see.*
*The Avatars of Sin look on proudly behind him, most notably the baby's parents, Asmodeus and MC.*
#my rationale here is i'm extremely vain so if I had a child with asmo they'd end up as the embodiment of vanity#the avatar of vanity would have to be either Lucifer's or Asmo's child#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me#obey me shall we date#omswd#asmo obey me#asmodeus obey me#diavolo obey me
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Amos Diggory: Emma and I broke up
Hufflepuffs: Oh no 🥺 , we're sorry, we are here if you need anyone to talk to.
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Emma Vanity: So...We broke up
Slytherins:...
Barty Crouch Jr: HOGSMEADE, TOMORROW, BUTTERBEER ON EVAN
Rabastan Lestrange: Welcome back captain
Lucinda Talkalot: *sobbing* I used to dream of times like this
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Black Zephyr Makes Her Debut
[Vanity Bolt has Dark Phantom and Ghoul beaten up while picking up the former.]
Vanity Bolt: You've got a date with justice, Dark Phantom.
[Just then a gust of wind pushed Vanity Bolt away, as Black Zephyr formerly known as Air Rider made her appearance and was cradling her boyfriend.]
Dark Phantom (grinned up at his girlfriend's appearance on the scene): Too bad, Vanity! I'm a taken man!
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marauders era girls as midnights songs!
Lily Evans: You’re on your own, kid
“Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned / everything you lose is a step you take / So make the friendship bracelets take the moment and taste it / you’ve got no reason to be afraid / You’re on your own, kid / Yeah, you can face this /You’re on your own, kid / you always have been”
Mary Macdonald: Bejeweled
“What’s a girl gonna do? / A diamond’s gotta shine”
Marlene McKinnon: Anti-hero
“Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby / and I’m a monster on the hill / too big too hang out slowly lurching toward your favorite city / pierced through the heart but never killed”
Dorcas Meadowes: Lavender Haze
“I’m damned if I do give a damn what people say / no deal, that 1950’s shit they want from me”
Pandora Lovegood: Mastermind
“If you fail to plan, you plan to fail / strategy sets the scene for the tale / I’m the wind in our free flowing sails / and the liquor in our cocktails”
Alice Fortescue: Sweet nothing
“And the voices that implore / you should be doing more / and to you I can admit / that I’m just too soft for all of it”
Emmeline Vance: Glitch
“I’m not even sorry / nights are so starry / blood moon lit”
Hestia Jones: Labyrinth
“You know how much I hate that everybody just expects me to bounce back / just like that”
Emma Vanity: Vigilante shit
“Draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man / you did some bad things but I’m the worst of them”
Sybil Trelawney: Dear reader
“Never take advice from someone who’s falling apart”
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(while listening to Gargamel's song from the "Blue Plague" episode)
Brainy Smurf: What the smurf is this?
Gargamel: I'm glad you asked. A homage to a classic villain song from Yogi's First Christmas, sung by Herman the Hermit and his sidekick, Snively.
Brainy Smurf: I guarantee no Smurf got that.
Phil Proctor: Hey! I remember this song!
Brainy Smurf: Oh, smurf up, Phil!
(beat)
Brainy Smurf: I don't believe this! You're singing almost the same thing a Hermit sang! (beat) How the smurf was this not cut from the show?!
Gargamel: Well, I insist the creator (Peyo) we'd keep it. I stood in a cart at a parking space with my cat, until he gave in.
(beat)
Brainy Smurf: This is the stupidest thing I've ever smurfed!
Greedy Smurf: Um, are they smurfing a buffet for us after this?
Vanity Smurf: Just smurfberries and sarsaparilla. Two of Smurfs' natural diets.
Gargamel: Can't we please listen to the song?!
(beat)
Brainy Smurf: Are there even any jokes in this?
Gargamel: Don't you understand comedy, foolish being? It's a reference! The joke is I'm singing it!
Brainy Smurf: Sorry to break it to you, Gargamel, but it isn't a joke.
Gargamel: Oh, great! Now, it's over! Thanks a lot, you imbecile! You completely ruined it!
Brainy Smurf: Don't you dare smurf that tone with me, because this has been one smurf of a day!
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Emma: And remember, the greatest magic of all. Do you remember? Regulus, who has been spending too much time with James: Friendship Emma: Emma: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Marauders fake tweets Fame AU accounts (part 4)
Also I know I misspelled Prewett
I'll fix it later so just ignore it
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Your Vanity
Original incorrect quote. CW Unrequited Anxceit
#thomas sanders#sanders sides#sanders sides incorrect quote#sanders sides photocomic#janus sanders#virgil sanders#anxceit
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LoL Incorrect Quotes #9
Hwei: This man is deeply, viscerally unlikable. They say that even he doesn't like himself. Yet, incredible as it may seem, he has friends. Within his unlikability, his arrogance, his intolerance, his vanity, lies his charisma.
Jhin: First of all, I want to say that I didn't like that introduction. I found it rude.
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Incorrect Manga Quote 32
(Loid teaching 16-year-old Anya how to drive to get a Stella)
Loid: Alright, Anya, first thing's first; have you adjusted your mirrors?
Anya: All three of them! And I can see myself perfectly!
Loid: Ha ha, no, no, no, Anya. They're not for vanity. Your rear-view mirrors are for seeing the view to your rear.
Anya: ... (looks at her butt)
Loid: Not your behind. Behind you.
Anya: But I won't be able to see myself having fun!
Loid: Well, driving a motor vehicle is not fun. It's serious business. Now, are you going to buckle your seatbelt?
Anya: I was going to, but my uniform just wrinkles so easily so I thought-
Loid: Just do it.
Anya: But my uniform-
Loid: It's the law!
Anya: (buckles her seatbelt)
Loid: Great. Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?
Anya: (proudly) You mean, the PRNDL?
Loid: ... the what?
Anya: The PRNDL!
Loid: ... are you referring to the shift-lever that says "P-R-N-D-L?'
Anya: Ugh, I'm not a child, papa! I know how to spell PRNDL!
Loid: (getting frustrated) It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift. The letters stand for "park, reverse, neutral, drive, and LOW!"
Anya: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!
Loid: (sarcastic) Oh! I'm sorry! Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio?! Would you like AAAAAMMM or FMMMM?!?!!
Anya: You're making me a nervous wreck!
Loid: I'm trying to keep you from causing a wreck!
Anya: We're not even moving!
Loid: (calms himself down to remember this is for his mission/because he loves Anya) ... okay... let's just start over, shall we?
Anya: Yeah.
Loid: Is the key in the ignition?
Anya: For over an hour now.
Loid: Well, that's because you had to go back inside and eat some peanuts. Twice.
Anya: Well, excuse me for not wanting to drive on an empty stomach!
Loid: (exasperated sigh) Start the engine.
Anya: (starts the car)
Loid: Now put the car in drive.
Anya: ...
Loid: ... that's the "D" on the PRNDL.
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Evan Rosier: From now on we will be using code names.
Evan Rosier: You can address me as Eagle One.
Evan Rosier: Barty is “been there done that”.
Evan Rosier: Rabs is “currently doing that”.
Evan Rosier: Em is “it happened once in a dream”.
Evan Rosier: Luci is “if I had to pick a gal”.
Evan Rosier: And Reggie is.
Evan Rosier: Eagle Two
Regulus Black: Oh thank Merlin.
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Vanity Bolt Whenever He Thinks He's Being A Good Mentor
Vanity Bolt: I am so good at mentoring.
[Meanwhile Intangivel just has to roll her eyes at his latest questionable advice, pushes unwanted work on her, or brushes her off to do who knows what.]
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