#vanity chat

[allhailthe70shousewife]

Do you have a vanity? I never bothered with one until 2016. Always did hair and makeup in the bathroom.

But your bathroom is a bad place to keep your makeup. Too humid. And standing up is not all that relaxing.

I love my vanity. It is my mom’s old desk from her High School bedroom upon which she did her homework. It is not in great shape, it deserves a loving refurbishment. All 13 layers of paint are peeling off and none of the knobs match. But I love it with all my heart and it makes getting ready a joy. And if a million dollars rained down on me from heaven I could not find a vanity which with I would replace it.

And I know two other ladies my own age whose moms had this desk as well. So I’m betting it was mass produced. Anybody out there got one?

[apnourry]

to everyone who said comfy or both.....you were right and I love you for it😘😘😘

[boilompiz]

BUTCHER VANITY MY BELOVED . . Plus my first real attempt at some kinda watermark , not sure I wanna keep doing it but whatevr

So I semi recently found out that cannibal Mapleshade was like. A thing goin around

And I also more recently found this banger ass song about eating bitches . And I knew what I had to do .

Tbh this was mostly to curb my urges to start on my artfight attacks last night , ,, didnt work that well

Still thoug I enjoy this a lot : ) !!!!!!!!!!! I like ! Drawing cat !!!!

[vanitythevantropist]

What music would vanity listen to?🧀

Vanity has only two preferences: heavy metal and bohemian rhapsody

There is no in-between

[yaekiss]

how are u enjoying ur cannibalism recs?? :3 -🪻

I ROCK WITH THE SONGS IMMENSELY AND SEVERELY 🪻 NONNIE!!!! I love loveit? and OH MY GLORB the second I heard butcher vanity it went into my playlist (all of them did tbh thank u for all these new playlist additions <3)

[nightmare8-420]

maybe one day ill be able to listen to this without having a fucking insatiable need to bite someone.

[luckyashes]

having music be a muse/motivation to draw is so silly because sometimes it makes one tweak out and violently need to draw the most insane shit ever

[loveforvanity]

Scene: Vanity and Azalea hold hands while strolling along their favorite swan lake. It's a peaceful and delightful afternoon.🦢🌸🌳🍄🦋🐦✨

Azalea: "Since we've been together, I've noticed something about you, Vanity."

Vanity: "I spend more time with you than with my mirror?"

Azalea: "Yes. I don't see you carrying it like-"

Vanity: "-before we met?"

Azalea: "Yeah. Do you feel good about it?"

Vanity: "Zelie, of course I do. With you in my life, why should possessions matter?"

Azalea: "Right. Things are not important. It's the precious spirit inside of us called joy."

Vanity: "Peace and love."

Azalea: "Innocence and smurfiness. They matter."

Vanity: "And what's more....there's not a mirror in the world that could give me what you've given me. Your love shines brighter."

Azalea: "And my smile?"

Vanity: "Your smile is contagiously spellbinding. I love your dimples."

Azalea: "Thanks, sweetie. Your smiles always cheer me up."

Vanity: "I know they do and will always. Because I love you so much."

Azalea: "Oh, Vanity! I love you, more than anything."

She joyfully wraps her arms around Vanity, squeezing him.

Vanity: "Happiness is worth more than a thousand mirrors!"

❤️❤️❤️The scene ends with spiraling red hearts and heavenly golden sun rays.🌅✨

[dcllrs]

⋆ ♡ 𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒔

FT ／ @metalsiren.

[lizziesangel]

RAFE CAMERON - can't get enough

x HIGH MAINTENANCE!FEM!reader - MASTERLIST

SUMMARY: he can’t get enough of your kisses (5 times he wants your kiss and the one time you want his)

WORD COUNT: 877

GENRE: fluff

CONTENT WARNING: kisses, lots of kisses, soft!rafe cameron

the first time

“rafe, don’t even think about it,” you warned, holding up a hand to stop him in his tracks. you were perched at your vanity, delicately putting the final touches on your lip gloss.

rafe, leaning against the doorframe, tilted his head with a grin. “think about what?” he asked, though his eyes were already on your lips.

you gave him a pointed look. “you know what. i just finished, and if you kiss me, you’ll mess it all up.”

he took a slow step forward, then another, ignoring your protests as he stopped just behind your chair. “you look so pretty,” he murmured, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear.

“rafe.”

“just one,” he said softly, leaning down to press a quick kiss to your lips.

you pulled back, huffing as you turned to inspect the damage in the mirror. “it’s sticky now! you never listen.”

he laughed, wrapping his arms around your shoulders and resting his chin on your head. “you look perfect, even if your lip gloss is a little smudged.”

the second time

you were deep into your nighttime routine, carefully patting moisturizer onto your face when rafe walked into the bathroom.

“what are you doing?” he asked, leaning against the counter and watching you with a curious look.

“my skincare,” you said simply, dabbing a bit of eye cream under each eye. “you should try it sometime.”

he smirked. “i’ll leave that to you, princess.”

you rolled your eyes, turning back to the mirror. “okay, what do you want? you’re staring.”

“a kiss,” he said immediately, stepping closer.

you turned to him with an exasperated sigh. “rafe, my face is all sticky from product. you’ll hate it.”

“don’t care,” he replied, wrapping an arm around your waist to pull you closer.

before you could stop him, he kissed you, pulling back with a satisfied smile despite the faint scent of your moisturizer lingering on his lips.

“you’re impossible,” you muttered, shaking your head.

“and you’re adorable,” he shot back, pressing another kiss to your forehead for good measure.

the third time

the sun was setting, and you were chatting with sarah and wheezie near the food table when rafe appeared out of nowhere, a mischievous glint in his eye.

“hey,” he said, sliding an arm around your waist.

you looked up at him, smiling. “hey yourself. having fun?”

“not as much as i could be,” he said, his tone teasing as he leaned down slightly, his eyes flicking to your lips.

you quickly caught on, shaking your head. “not here, rafe! your whole family’s watching.”

he shrugged. “so? they know you’re my girlfriend.”

before you could argue, he leaned in and kissed you softly, pulling away just as quickly.

sarah groaned dramatically. “ugh, get a room, you two.”

you flushed, nudging rafe’s side. “see what you did?”

“worth it,” he said, smirking as he reached for a drink.

the fourth time

you were pacing the living room, phone pressed to your ear as you talked to one of your friends about an upcoming event.

“no, i think we should go with the gold theme—it’s classier,” you said, pausing to listen to their response.

rafe was sprawled on the couch, watching you with an amused expression. when you passed by him for the third time, he reached out and grabbed your wrist.

“babe, stop,” you whispered, waving him off.

he ignored you, pulling you closer until you were standing right in front of him. “just one kiss,” he whispered back, a playful smile on his face.

you glared at him, but he leaned up and pressed a quick kiss to your lips before you could stop him.

“sorry, i got distracted,” you said into the phone, shooting him a look.

rafe just grinned, leaning back like he hadn’t done anything wrong.

the fifth time

“careful!” you warned as rafe grabbed your hand, admiring the shiny new polish on your nails. “they’re still wet.”

he raised an eyebrow. “so? i’m not touching them.”

“still, don’t mess with me,” you said, narrowing your eyes at him as he pulled you closer.

he smirked. “mess with you? i’d never.”

before you could argue, he kissed you, holding you close despite your half-hearted attempts to scold him.

“rafe! now i’m all distracted,” you whined, though you couldn’t help the smile creeping onto your face.

“good,” he said, grinning. “you’re cuter when you’re distracted.”

bonus

it had been a long day, and rafe was lying on the couch, his head resting on a pillow as he flipped through channels. he looked so relaxed, so content, that you couldn’t help but be drawn to him.

without a word, you climbed onto the couch and settled beside him, resting your head on his chest.

“hey,” he said, his voice soft as he looked down at you.

“hey,” you replied, tilting your head up to look at him.

he raised an eyebrow, clearly surprised when you leaned up and kissed him gently.

when you pulled back, he grinned. “what was that for?”

“just felt like it,” you said with a shrug, though your cheeks were warm.

“you’re cute when you’re sweet,” he teased, pulling you closer and pressing a kiss to the top of your head.

“don’t let it go to your head,” you mumbled, but you couldn’t hide the smile on your face.

[enchvntmcnt]

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[necrcmvncy]

tag drop for katherine "kaia" alvarez !!

[bvrgamots]

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[svrpcntine]

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[sketchbonked]

“chat noir is gorgeous” this and “adrien’s so pretty” that. when are you all going to wake up and realize that the most attractive thing in this show is marinette’s bedroom

SHE HAS A DESK UNDER HER FUCKING BED

A FUCKING VANITY WITH A SINK. AND A LOFTED BED. AND A COUCH.

i just know that bed is so fun to hang off of. the gossip she and alya must be telling at sleepovers while leaning over the rail to talk down to the other person. chat hanging off of it by his knees like a bat. and doing vertical sit ups

[bcrgamvts]

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