#snake talk

[porcelain-dollbones]

she turns to opal in the light

[fimbry]

I know you are busy as heck with life (I've appreciated and been impressed by your art updates through it all!), but I've been wondering if you think you'll ever breed your bloods again in the future? 👀

Yes I'm hoping to pair snakes up again this fall! I miss baby snakes SO much. (Though I'm glad I took a break lol.)

Tiramisu is ready to go this season which is super exciting. She's my T+ albino 007, pics below. Planning to pair her, Static, and either Snakey or Tide with the boys this coming season.

[theancientdarkbeauty]

Snake

Oh my god man I love snakes!!! Do you want a really cool snake?? Jokes on you, you get one anyways!!!

This is the Boomslang (Dispholidus Typus)!! It is in the family of Afro-Arabian Colubrids (A family of snakes that live in the Sahar Desert that is incredibly diverse!) Other species within the Colubridae (Not specifically Afro-Arabian) family are the Red-Lipped Herald Snake, the Northern American Racer, and, perhaps goofiest of all, the Common Sipo (Look a a picture of those fellas when you have the chance)

My favorite thing about the Boomslang species is that they are the most venomous opisthoglyphous (rear-fanged, features above) snakes in the world!! This means that the snake that famously killed Professor Karl Patterson Schmidt, who was studying the species at the time, is more closely related to my little snakey son, a Mexican hognose named Hermes, than to other largely feared African snakes, such as Black Mambas or Cobras!

While their diet mainly consists of other lizards as well as birds, they occasionally eat their froggy cousins and rodent adversaries. They reproduce Oviparously with clutches of about 10-25 eggs. They are diurnal and largely live in trees, hedges, and bushes.

The effects of their venom is the nastiest thing about them. They make you bleed from EVERYWHERE! first to go are your mucus membranes, such as your nose and gums. Then your eyes, then your... yknow your OTHER places. However! Don't fret too much! The Boomslang, while blindingly fast and incredibly aggressive, also has an antivenom! It is produced in South Africa.

In short, if you see a striking green fella lock eyes with you, puff out VERTICALLY (not horizontally like a cobra), run for your life! (Agressive Boomslang Above)

Thank you for coming to my Snake talk! if you want to hear about more snakes, please feel free to ask! All information found was found off of mainly The Book of Snakes (authored by Mark O'Shea) and Snakes of the World (which was ALSO authored by Mark O'Shae. Needless to say, if anyone out there knows a Mark O'Shae or if he sees this, please can we talk I love your work for the Herpetology community) All pictures found from looking up "Boomslang" in the Google Search Engine (be careful for AI out there folks!)

Keep in mind, while I am studying Herpetology, I am no scientist! If you want to know more about snakes, I suggest seeing if your local college has a herpetology lab!! Bias be damned, every herpetologist I've met has been a little awkward, but always happy to talk about snakes and their other cousins with 3 chambered hearts!

[vanitythevantropist]

What music would vanity listen to?🧀

Vanity has only two preferences: heavy metal and bohemian rhapsody

There is no in-between

[bealdash12]

My eyes: Boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops

My brain: Boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops

My heart: Boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops

My hand/fingers: Boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops boops

[great-and-small]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[takeiteasyjoan]

Offered Argo her first ft weaned rat... she did not go for it. I even got a ft mouse fuzzie thawed too in the same back to scent the rat. She didn't seem 100% totally disinterested but she didn't strike and kept retreating into her hide. I left it in there with her so fingers grossed she takes it.

[cupcakeshakesnake]

I swear some people will act like taxidermists are skinning animals alive

A tiger recently died in a famous zoo in my country, and people are up in arms about the zoo's decision to taxidermy it for research and educational purposes

The alternative is chopping it up and burning it in a furnace but I guess that's "What the tiger would have wanted"

The tiger never talked to you or me or anyone, but I guess acting emotional about a corpse puts you on higher moral ground and that means you know the tiger better than anyone who actually took care of or researched it

"The tiger wouldn't have wanted-" No. You don't want this. You're projecting.

Edit: Apparently people are not only planning a rally against this tiger's taxidermy, but harrassing the taxidermist in charge. This is bullshit.

[indoraptorgirlwind]

[elainiisms]

all the people sympathising with snow and saying they can't hate him anymore after watching tbosas... y'all let awful white men get away with ANYTHING as long as you find them attractive and it SHOWS

[porcelain-dollbones]

hi hello hiiiiii

[fimbry]

Have you had any progress with (or thoughts on) the chironius breeding lately? They're neat snakes and I'd love to see them more established someday.

Dude my gosh more than anything I want them to make some healthy babies.

My males were too immature and not interested in breeding last year.

Despite this, my two mature females cycled and laid slugs. My immature female did nothing. A different immature female randomly died from cancer.

I'm really hoping that this is the year I'll have mature and healthy males and females at the same time. 😭 That has been the biggest struggle.

[percabething]

“you better not be drinking and getting pregnant behind my back”

ma’am, I read fanfics on tumblr to fall asleep

[anbaisai]

Mayu's feelings regarding Jamil's OB look is a mix of "that goatee looks awful" and "those snakes are adorable"

[bealdash12]

I went to Tumblr to post some drawings and I discovered that there's this "Boop!" thing… Hm, what's more important?

[hopelizabeth15]

the thing I really love about tbosas is that you go into the story thinking you know who’s the songbird and who’s the snake but “songbirds” and “snakes” are both plural because as individuals Lucy Grey and Coryo are both a songbird and a snake in their own right, in this essay I will