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ryukisgod · 2 days ago

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I don’t understand how they are female presenting, they’re just lizards

I am literally on my knees begging fantasy writers to use "he-elf, "he-dragon," and "he-dwarf." ... Oh, it sounds weird? Then stop doing it for the female presenting ones, it sounds just as weird 🤭

#rude #is #Female Presenting #a misnomer #still no answer on if women #who wear unisex clothes are female presenting or not #are you really able to tell the sex of a #frill neck lizard #and a #bearded dragon #just from a photo #or are you being deliberately confusing #the use of #🤯#indicates a lack of desire to speak honestly #so I’m leaning towards op #not knowing if these are male or female lizards

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icarusredwings · 2 days ago

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So many people talk about Logan and Wade with pets (me included, currently campaigning for them to have a tortoise 🐢), what pet do you think they would LOVE that isn't the typical? Something that isn't a stray cat or another dog (though, I do also love those lmao)?

I'm asking people this for science.

As a serious awnser?

Bearded dragon.

Wade bought him during an impulsive buy when picking up dog food.

They live in enclosures so if they left they wouldnt have to worry about asking Al to take care of hrr or let her outside like Al has to do with Mary, Wade would love just carrying this girl around and her nails scratching his skin ground him.

They can often be handled well by adults yes but also Kid wade, who is very gentle with them.

Wade would hate picking up the crickets to feed her though he wouldnt mind cleaning the tank. He'd probably get those tweezer things to pick up the crickets. He'll pick up the other bugs though, crickets and grasshoppers just freak him out.

In general, she wouldnt mind if the electric went out or new york has a heat wave so thats nice.

Circling back, I think wade would love feeling her rough textured skin to keep him present. It would be sensitive on his scar tissue but would be enough to keep the mean thoughts away.

This being said, he'd be more of Wade's pet then Logan's but dont let logan fool you, he likes the little guy like a dad who didnt want a cat likes the cat.

As a non serious awnser-

....... 👀