#uuuughhh i love them

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Emily: “I’m really sorry Vaggie didn’t feel comfortable coming back here. If there’s anything I can do to change that-”

Charlie: “Probably not! It was kinda a sign of her endless love for me that she visited haven again at all!”

Emily: “Oh! Oh that’s nice!!”

Charlie: “Which I NEVER would have asked her to do anyway, if I’d KNOWN the truth about her history up here!”

Emily: “Right. I’m so sorry about that too, by the-”

Charlie: “I mean, I’m not the kind of girl who askes her girlfriend to go spend an afternoon sitting across from the people who ripped off her wings! And her eye! And left her slumped against a dumpster looking half dead!”

Emily: “A… dumpster?”

Charlie: “Making the woman you love relive all that without even rEALIZING it would be pretty fucked up, wouldn’t it??”

Emily: “V- very.”

Charlie: “IT HYPOTHETICALLY COULD MAKE SOMEONE FEEL KINDA TERRIBLE AFTERWARDS, DON’T YOU THINK?”

Emily: “I’m sure it did!”

Charlie: “H Y P O T H E T I C A L L Y”

Emily: “Could! I could see that, yes, if it HAD happened, that would’ve been…”

Emily: “…”

Emily: “Are you- um, is she, errr.. doing better now?”

Charlie: “SO much better she’s doing SO great these days!!!!”

IN HELL

Vaggie: (lying face down on the hotel lobby floor) “I promise I won’t stop helping you morons when she dumps me. I won’t let her dream die just because I was dumb enough to think I could be part of it.”

Angel Dust: “That’s nice toots.”

Vaggie: “Thanks.”

Angel Dust: “Not sad or stupidly gay or anythin’.”

Vaggie: “Thanks.”

Cherri Bomb: “Sad? Angie, it’s perfect!” (takes picture) “I’ve been thinking this place could use a new rug…”

Niffty: (stepping on vaggie) “Squishy!”

Husk: “Get the fuck off her.” (at vaggie) “You, get the fuck UP.”

Vaggie: “Why.”

Alastor: “Hmmm, because this is PAINFULLY pathetic to watch, even for me?”

Vaggie: “Guess I’ll be here forever then.”

Angel Dust: “Vag-GAY c’mon, ya girlfirend’s not gonna dump ya. What’s the competition even!?”

Vaggie: “There’s an angel up in heaven who's helping Charlie work towards her life long dreams as we speak, and she's taller than me, got more wings than me, not as stabby as me, and also not a mass murderer or a liar or missing an eye.”

Cherri Bomb: "Hey!"

Vaggie: "No offence to the other one-eyed ladies here, but it's different when you've got a fucked up empty eye socket."

Niffty: (sighs dreamily) "I bet losing it hurt soooo baaaaad..."

Vaggie: "Never telling my girlfriend why I'd actually lost it or how it made me look like the deranged murder angel I was, even while she tried kissing it better for me, ended up hurting way worse."

Angel Dust: “That's a point….”

Angel Dust: “...alright, so Charlie’s PROBABLY not gonna dump ya-”

Niffty: “Oh that’s a weird sound!” (giggling) (bounces on vaggie) “I think she’s dying~”

Husk: “If you fucks kill her, I’m telling her demon princess girlfriend and pouring myself a drink to go with your fucking tormented howls.”

Vaggie: (muffled) “what if she’s my ex-girlfriend”

Husk: “…I’ll pour you a fucking drink and listen to your tormented howls.”

Niffty: “ME TOO I’LL LISTEN TOO!”

Alastor: “Dear one, perhaps if you were NOT standing on her skull and compressing her WRETCHED cries into the floor, we could be hearing them already.”

Niffty: “Whoops~ Heheheeh~”

Cherri Bomb: (recording it) “Damn, that groan’s been going on for ages… Bitch has some lung capacity on her.”

Angel Dust: “Point one for Vag-gay! Probs as good eating out as ya are at HOLDING out on ya girl!!!”

Vaggie: “uuuughhh…uaauuugghhaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhrrrgh..” (whimpers)

Niffty: “Okay.” (GIGGLES) “NOW she’s dying~” (bounces)

IN HEAVEN

Charlie: “Everything’s totally fine I have NO idea why you’d even ASK!”

Emily: “You’ve spent the entire time up here staring at pictures of Vaggie on your phone?”

Charlie: “I’m allowed to look at my girlfriend!”

Emily: “While crying and sniffling into your sleeve?”

Charlie: (sobbing) (desperately patting down her jacket) “SHE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHICH OF MY POCKETS HAS THE HANDKERCHIEF IN IT, OKAY??”

Emily: (smiling) “I think you two are going to be just fine.”

Charlie: (BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY INTO JACKET SLEEVE, which catches on FIRE)

Emily: “…..not your clothes, though. You might need a new set of those.”

[uftopia]

Hello! First off, absolutely LOVE your art!! It's so UUUUGHHH I want to EAT IT/pos

Second, your dnf babies have inspired me to improve my own art skills in terms of kids because I've drawn them maybe once and they look a little inhuman 😭 Do you have any tips for drawing children? How to make them look more like a child and less like just a squished adult?? /nf

I don’t really have anything good to say that you probably already know, but I’m general:

Babies eyes, nose, and mouth are closer together. The eyes are also bigger and the nose is typically small and undefined. I make kids pupils bigger as well amd give them much much less detail than I do adults. Usually I don’t even outline the eyes entirely and avoid any sort of extra lines on their faces

Their hands and feet are also so insanely small and their head is huge, if I remember correctly it’s like 1/3 of their body?

Idrk but I hope something here helps

[urlocallsimp]

I love the trope of someone rising above the hurt, above the vengeance, the grudge, the enimity, the darkness thatsomeone bestowed upon them because they realize that that's not who they are and they refuse to continue the cycle of hurt! what a beautiful character arc for Shuri, I LOOOVED THAT FOR HER! She definitely didn't deserve the traumas that forced her to emotionally mature so quickly! but she passed the test wonderfully. Her healing will be beautiful and i CANNOT wait to see her in future movies with the new growth she has gained.

I totally see how Namor gained respect for her when she spared his life because it takes courage to do that. To not act from a place of hatred and stop the cycle of abuse. I think it was his first time  witnessing the existence of choices other than just 'revenge'. I think that is something HE can learn from. Because when he let his hatred win, he ended up taking her mother from her and ridding Wakanda from their Queen like his own mother's nation was once taken from her and he stood in that battlefield realizing he was now no different from the people he despised. His hatred for colonizers is totally valid but his attack on Wakanda was definitely a horrible mistake but its the kind of mistake that came from a place of love and protectiveness over his people and that is something both Wakandans and Talokanils share. So i totally see healing, growth and an allyship between them.

This is Perhaps why i ship them. It's not so much about my desire for romance between them but because of what they do to each other as humans/souls; the trigger to become better! Uuuughhh Shuri the woman that you are!!! Making a 500 year old God learn from your light. No wonder he was immortalizing her in a painted mural completely convinced she's the most powerful woman he had ever met.

[unholydeukaex8]

Hard time

Lee Siyeon (Gp) x Fem Reader (SMUT)

« Ms Lee I have documents for you »

« Put them on my desk y/n »

« You have a meeting in 35 min too Ms Lee »

« Ugh… I know thanks, can you bring me my coffee? »

« Yes ms Lee »

« I feel that this day is going to be long uhhh … »

The great CEO Lee siyeon was actually very stressed these days because of this very busy schedule she only knew one way to stop the stress

« Wait y/n! »

You stopped in your tracks when Siyeon called you

« Yes Ms Lee? »

« Come here now »

« Y-yes »

You walked up to your CEO who only had lust in his eyes

You know your job and you knew what you had to do at that time

Siyeon was up from her chair and was facing you

"On your knees y/n"

You listened to her orders and knelt in front of her

"Be a good girl and suck my dick y/n"

"Y-yes ms lee"

She unbuckled her own belt before lowering her pants and boxers

His huge cock was waving in front of your face, it was so hard and huge

"now use your pretty mouth y/n"

"Y-yes master"

You took his monster in his hands and pushed it centimeter by centimeter into your mouth

"Mhh yes like that, good girl"

You move your head back and forth making a deep throat taking its full length deep in your throat

Siyeon moaned and grabbed a handful of your hair

Her hips going back and forth ramming her monster over and over again

You almost choked but you didn't care all that mattered was your boss's pleasure

"gnnnnn y/n I'm gonna cum... I'm gonna cum on your pretty face swetty and you're gonna swallow it all, got it?" »

Siyeon pulled his cock out of your mouth, a lot of drool was coming out of it, it was terribly dirty but exciting

The woman jerked her cock in front of your face until she came

You opened your mouth wide sticking out your tongue to get all his cum

"that's it , swallow it baby"

You swallowed all his cum enjoying its taste, siyeon was satisfied with that but it was far from over

"Against the desk now y/n"

" Yes Master ! »

You listened to his orders and leaned against the desk with your hands on it

Siyeon approached lifting your skirt and smiled at the sight

"Good girl, you're not wearing panties, like I told you"

"All for you master"

"Now I'm going to fill you up and fuck that little pussy, I only want to hear my name understood?" »

"Y-yes S-siyeon"

Siyeon got behind you and thrust his dick deep and completely inside you

"T-that's big !"

"But I know you love him baby"

She started picking up more speed pounding deep inside you making you a moaning mess

"Si-Siyeon!! It's so good mhhhh"

"Yes I know baby, scream all you want, I wanna hear you begging me to fuck you hard"

"Please siyeon uuuughhh...f-faster!" »

" Like that ? You take my dick so well baby"

Siyeon took a lot more speed you couldn't let go of a single word so much she was going at an impressive speed

"You like that huh? That I fuck you on my desk, so hard"

"Y-yes I love it mhhh..!! I feel I'm cumming"

"Uuugh I feel I'm cumming too mhh"

She kept stopping going full speed ahead, going deep inside you

"Damn siyeonnnn... It's si good mhhh"

"Mhh baby I'm gonna cum inside you"

You both come in powerful orgasms, your legs shake terribly

As soon as siyeon pulled his cock inside you you collapsed on the floor feeling her cum dripping in you

(I hope you enjoyed it :) I don't usually write a lot of gp but I read a few so I pretty much know how to write it)(and sorry for my english , is lil bad i know :,))

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

TBB s3 Finale Thoughts!!

Fair warning, this one is very long

I am fear

Why is this intro music

What is this intro music

Help

“The base is 5 Klicks away. Can you make it?”

Jesus Christ what a scary question right from the start

Is Wrecker gonna…?

I’m not gonna say it

Jesus

This convo between Hemlock and Rampart was amazing

Two villains, being villainy together

Honestly the writers knew what they were doing

Honestly, I love that Emerie is owning up to her mistakes?

is she gonna 99 herself?

Jeez Jennifer’s Tweet really threw me

ALSO OMEGA GIRLBOSSING

LETS GOO

Oh shit, cross wiring a droid??

This is Tech’s training huh??

🥹🥹🥹🥹

he’d be so proud

EVA STRAPPED RHE PLUSHIE TO HER BACK IM CRYING

gaaaaaahh Omega is so grown up

I love her

AHHHHGH IM SOSCARED FOR WRECKER??

JEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

WAIT SO

the kids just escaped

and now Echo is going to save the kids

NO

Ugh this can’t end well

This is

hhhhhhhh

I KNEW IT

omega is freeing the Zillo

ofc she is!!

love!!

Why does Guy With Googles seem like foreshadowing?

Where’s Tech Jen?

Where’d you put him?

Honestly the entire Zillo thing is giving Ahsoka freeing Maul

Echo realising she freed the Zillo

“How’d you know that?” “Because it’s exactly what I’d do.”

BESTIE THE WAY I SCREAMED

Crosshairs hand tremor getting worse literally has me in shambles

I am so scared for him

Actually for all of them

HHHHHHHHHH

Oh so batcher is alive

AAAHHHHH

OKAY

FIRST. OF. ALL.

Cross changing the plan because of Wreckers injury???

AHHHHGH THAT IS SO SWEET HELP???

SECONDLY

HIM OFFERING TI INFILTRATE THE BASE HIMSELF???

SCARY!!!

LASTLY

“You two, head to the communications array and try to contact Rex.”

I AM JUMPING AND SCREAMING WITH JOY

I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS

REX

YEA

BRING REX BACK

YEASSSSS!!!!

Oh I really shoulda waited this out

Are they not bringing Rex back?

Either waY THAG LINE??

“Clone Force 99 died with Tech.”

The entire conversation about Omega needing the others more than him?

“If we all go in, we won’t all make it out.”

AHHHHHH

NOOOoo

he’s right tho

shiiiiit

“Echo’s handiwork? Or Omega’s?” in sync: “Omega.” I AM SCREAMING

I think Hemcock realised that the Zillo was an intentional distraction

But he still has to make a move

And that made him angry

Love it

Our girl pissed him off

OH

OHHHH

THATS TECH

THERE HE IS

Okay so he wasn’t the operative we expected

BUT COME ONE

the chamber?? Reminds me of Echos on Skako

And the Helmet is different than all the others

And the back of the head like yea

That’s Tech!!!

Especially because Hemlock getting him now makes so much sense

He needs to figure out how to stop the batch, so why not use a former squad member? And reunite CLONE FORCE 99

Echo: sees loads of destruction

Echo: omega was here

“We need to fall back.”

And call Rex

Call Rex

And don’t 99 yourself

Cross

Don’t

“You should be more careful with your shooting hand.”

No.

No way.

No.

They didn’t

They couldn’t have

This actually has me wanting to cry wtf

Fuck, the batch being careened off unconscious in front of Echo is,,, very concerning

Echo has to call Rex now right

Gah poor guy must feel very unsettled

Ahhhh and the rest of the batch

hhhhhh

helpppp

“Causing chaos Havoc 5?”

AHHHHHH

he is so dad coded actually

🥹🥹🥹🥹

sweetness

I needed that

uuuughhh them splitting up so that the kids are safe

So sweet

But also

This is gonna be hard for them alone

Ah fuck

Shiiiiit

He’s trying to winter soldier them

Noooooo

“We’ll survive. But you won’t.”

In that defeated voice?

I’m crying

AND HOW DARE HEMLOCK TALK ABT TECH RHAT WAY

FUCK, THIS EPISODE

Ugh Echo’s speech

The clones banding together

I’m crying

Jesus I love this

Echo taking charge that way

Natural leader fr

I am in love <3

Fuck, Rampart is gonna fuck something up huh

He’s gonna ruin it for them isn’t he

Oh shit Tarkin is coming?

Oh no

GOD THE WAY I LOVE THE CLONES ALL RISING UP TOGETHER

yo the way that “training room” is built is actually wild

gah omega freeing them herself is v scary to me

sounds like something abt to go wrong

yup

shit

fuck

HEMLOCK YOU BITCH

NO NOT THE GAS

NO

FUCK

Oh good they finally got rid of rampart

slightly bummed about Nala Sue though, even tho she was mostly not that great

She really stepped up

Wrecker hulking out like that

I love it!!!

LETS GOOOO

“Get the kid.”

WRECKER YOU MACHINE

I LOVE

okay so maybe none of the operatives are tech

at least I hope so bc the batch is mowing them down

Also

Crosshairs hand rlly is gone

Fuck

Shiiiiiiit

How could they do this to him

hhhhhhh

ugh the fact that it’s raining too

The way Echo is panting

Poor baby is so tired

Wrecker too, they’re barely holding on

The fact that Crosshair is shooting with his other hand and still hitting target

Can’t keep him down

But still bro wtf

“They won’t risk hurting you.”

“Neither will you. You need me alive.”

God the writing is so good

ALSO SCORCH???

POOR GUY NOOOOO

we got wet hair hunter tho😏🥲

“Shoot the binders.”

“They’re too close.”

“She knows what to do. Wait on her, then take the shot.”

WOW

THE WRITING

THE

WRITING

THE ANIMATION

THE ACTION

THIS IS LITERALLY SO FUCKING GOOD WHAT

GOD SHE SAW CROSS’S HAND

the way she immediately began crying and hugged him

And then hunter joining in

I AM NOT OKAY

(the writingggggg)

(hhhhhhhaaaaaaaa)

Oh thank fuck they’re back on Pabu

Echo inviting Emerie back to Pantora

that’s actually so sweet

And the convo about them never having had a childhood? Gah this hurts my soul

that shot of them all sitting together <3

okay so full disclosure I didn’t type for most of the last scene because I was so gagged

ADULT OMEGA?

OLD HIPPIE MAN HUNTER??

Omega joining the rebellion as a pilot

and Tech’s goggles on her dash

Okay so I know I was lobbying hard for Rex showing up, but at some point I got why he didn’t. This was about the batch. It was about the poetry of them stepping up into their natural roles and solving the problem themselves and I loved that.

Also, as most of you know, I was very strongly pro team Tech is alive and I don’t know how to feel now that we didn’t get a reveal. I’m thinking if we get another show maybe he might still come back but my optimism is a little,,, depleted.

Also I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that Tarkin reverts funds from Necromancer to Stardust AKA the Death Star. Like yeah, let’s forget about eternal life and focus on big floaty ball.

I just thought that was funny.

Also Crosshair saying that clone force 99 died with Tech. In a way that’s very true. They weren’t the same squad after that and they never will be. After that loss something was kicked loose in Hunter, I think. He was more sure than ever that he wanted to be a family before he wanted to be a squad. And in the end that’s what they got. There’s a bitter sweet poetic beauty in that I think.

Ugh honestly I think I need to sit in this for a while and process it because I’m a little,,, idk it was a lot. Like it was great but it was so much yanno? I’m kinda sad that the gap between Rex forming the rebellion and leaving the fight wasn’t filled yet, but I’m hopeful we get another show or short or something that fills it still, because honestly he’s earned it. I’d also like to see where Echo ends up fr

Idk I’m all over the place. I will repeat, again, that the writing was amazing. The dialogue, the action, the everything really. It was incredible.

I’m just gonna sit in that a while. Yeah. Hope y’all made it through and thanks for always reading all this. Hope I get a chance to do this again one day. Love you, bad batch fandom. We’re not going anywhere <3

xo, phi

[ginnsbaker]

how DARE you absolutely destroy me with "Maybe You Were The Ocean"???

uuuughhh im so frustrated over the unresolved feelings I got over it, like,

i want Wanda and R to be happy, but can't decide if they should be happy alone or together, I also hate Steve but I don't really know what his and Wanda's relationship is like to hate it or love it.

R slowly finding happiness is also important to me, and I want them to find it on their own, through their own journey, but I also want Wanda and R to be happy together, specially after how things ended.

dammit ginns, why must you write incredibly complex stories 😑

jk I love u and you are so talented

i need a part 2 now :/

henlo!

you can blame @gingiesworld for requesting such an angsty story :D

Steve here is a good man, a real gentleman and can give Wanda the stability and the future she's always deserved. Even though a part of her heart will always belong to R.

I don't think I have plans for a part 2 (though it's funny how I don't let oneshots stay as oneshots), but let me point out the foreshadowing I placed in the first half where the priest turns to the audience to ask if anyone would like to object to the marriage and then later on we discover that Wanda is now engaged (but thankfully not married). Given that, a lot can happen. Maybe R can try one more time, now that years have passed and they are both in different places in their lives.

Anything can happen :) that's what I love about stories.

love u too! thank you and im so sorry for the lingering feelings you have after reading the story (hugs)

[firecurls-27]

Cuphead show Lilith concept!

(I’ve been study Lilith just for this purpose, so here’s a 300+ followers special!)

Basically, cuphead and mugman are doing some dumb shit like always, but they end up on the wrong side of the tracks. The come across a sign that says “the garden of eden” they go in. They see a huge landscape of dead plants and animal skeletons, it’s eerily quiet. From behind them comes a tall, very gorgeous woman, and it’s basically a montage like “poor unfortunate souls” from the little mermaid. But cuphead gets his soul stolen. Mugman is forced out of eden and is devastated.

It cuts to devil in hell, plotting his next scheme against the brothers, he looks through his mirror and sees Mugman crying, he asks henchman why “duh, boss didn’tcha hear? He’s dead…” devil pauses for a second “WHAT?! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO KILL HIM!! WHO DID IT?!” “Duuuhhh, ms Lilith, boss” “ugh, HER?! She’s so snooty and always talks about her career and- - ugh! I was supposed to kill him! And I’ll do what it takes to take what’s mine!” He says as he hits his pitchfork against the ground.

It cuts to Mugman, holding a photo of cuphead when they were babies and sobbing his eyes out. Then devil pops in front of him going

Devil: YOU! CUPS BROTHER!

Mugman: I have a name, you know!

Devil: Yeah yeah yeah, listen mugboy-

Mugman: mugMAN

Devil: LISTEN! If anyone is going to take that cups soul, it’s going to be ME! OK? Now, do you want to help me or not??

Mugman: Why would I help you, only for you to kill him?

Devil: Uuuughhhh, fine. We’ll work out the details later-

Mugman: no. If you want me to help, you have to try not to kill him. Promise?

Devil:

Mugman: you REALLY wanna argue with a child?

Devil: uuuughhh fine!

So they team up, and surprisingly bond! (But obviously devil is too much of a hothead to show it) Mugman and him both share their love for theater, and we have Mugman open up about the cup bros REAL parents, and what happened to them.

Meanwhile, In the garden, cuphead is chilling with Lilith, trying to figure out what to do with his soul. But cuphead is trying to make-do and befriend Lilith (like in the sweater off dead episode) by telling jokes! We get lore on both Lilith AND devil, because she tells tales of his life before his fall.

Eventually, devil and mugman get into the garden and that’s where I’m stuck: devil and Lilith either A have an epic dance/acting-off or B they have an actual fucking fight with their powers and shit. At the end devil and the cup brothers escape the garden, and devil bids them adue. When they walk off, devil tries to take Mugman’s. He didn’t say anything about HIS soul, but he stops himself. Why?

Mugman turns around, hugs devil, and says “I’ll call you next time I need acting tips!”

It cuts to devil, back at HQ, angrily walking back to his room. He sits in his room pouting about cuphead’s soul, then he gets a call. “Hiya mr devil! It’s me, Mugman! I was wondering, how do you try to do a dance routine in high heels? What can you do for balance?” And devil gladly gives him tips and the episode ends.

(So, what do you think? Anything you want to add?)

[alphabetboyluvr]

Omgggg the way you write !! Landslides was so good like specially the part when you are describing soft and hard 😩😩😩😩whew 🤧👏🏽👏🏽 by the end of the chapter my heart was racing uncontrollably, I love it !!! Thank you so much 💓

ahhhh thank you!!!!!!

juxtaposition is one of my fave things to play around with!!!! night/day, sun/moon, hot/cold, soft/hard, quiet/loud uuuughhh i love them all!!! so much fun to write with!!! makes everything so vivid!!

hehe thank you for enjoying it and sharing your thoughts <33 so so lovely to hear them!

[masterjedilenawrites]

Alrighty, Rebels Season 2: Electric Bugaloo, here we go...

Episode 1: The Siege of Lothal Part 1

And Ezra had scratch marks on his cheeks, to show that time had passed

While the story gets going, here's what I'm hoping for out of this 2nd season:

More shenanigans, more silly arguments, more Chopper murders

More of Hera's story, more of Kallus's story

And more villains. Is this the season Maul shows up? Or are we focusing on Vader due to last season's finale?

And where's my boy Thrawn 🥺

Uuuughhh I hate this Tua chick. Her stupid hat, her stupid finger counting...

I also hate Kallus's facial hair. It's hiding his pretty ✨frecklesss✨

Okay yeah we're getting Vader <3

You can sense her fear Ezra, that doesn't mean she's telling the truth... Fear is the path to the dark side, duhh

Also love the look of grown up Ahsoka and it's a downright shame the live action appearances couldn't (wouldn't?) mimic her longer lekku

NO

No no no

Stop going back to Lothal 😠

Pick another planet

There's thousands of them

Ooooh, Kanan and Hera in a dark hallway 🫣

If there's one thing you need to know about Kallus, it's that he uses two fingers to point down a hallway

"Oh fantastic, Agent Kallus" is what I always say.

The sound effects are giving me LEGO Star Wars vibes

OH SHIT Vader got his saber out, party's on now

[enkovv]

i think i genuinely hate being trans the more and more i think about it i have no clue why i feel this way, i have no clue as to why i can't just accept the fact i was born a girl and will always be a girl, but there's just a part of me that cries and yearns to be a man i want to be able to be seen as someone strong and independent, someone who's never hurt or bothered. i want to be like my father, who was the only one there to raise me my entire life. but he doesn't know that, and if he did, he'd throw me out. it's gotten to the point where i can barely recognize the person in the mirror anymore. it makes me want to break down and cry every time i look at myself, my body, anything. even my voice is driving me crazy. and, this is off topic, but i don't think it's good for my love life either i've had my plethora of partners who've only been considered "gay" when they were with me. other than that, they've only liked women. i can't stop the thoughts of them seeing me as a girl why is it so bad that i just want a seriously gay guy to love me, because i'm a man and not because of my physical stature i hate it because i already have a boyfriend, who i love very much, but i just don't know if he loves me for what i am i want to be normal i'm disgusted with myself uuuughhh how i hate doing this

[f-imaginings]

I actually love Shailesh and Jolene and I am so tempted to write their gay bounty hunting romance. More below the cut. 

Like, just imagine they're tracking down Stanford to claim his bounty and they're not letting each other out of their sight because they're competing and they don't want each other to steal the bounty out from under them so they're traveling together, with a whole bunch of sexual tension and banter along the way.

Shailesh and Jolene are in some crummy space motel together cleaning their weapons and settling down for the night, pulling off their heavy coats and armour and getting cosy in pyjamas, comfortable with each other at this point, and Zippy starts singing teasingly as she organizes her ammo.

"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I'm begging of you please don't take my man."

"Ugh that song."

"What? You don't like it, bounty hunter?"

"It's been done to death, can't people just let it go?"

"And I can easily understand how you could easily take my man, but you don't know what he means to me Jolene." Shailesh continued crooning purposefully, still stacking her blaster cores.

"Why are you tryin' to hunt down Cipher's human? Don't you like, work for him anyway?" Jolene asked, setting her gun down and kicking off her boots, resting her legs on the bed and crossing her feet at the ankles, reclining against the pillow.

"I've got leverage againsht one of hish enemies, that doeshn't mean I work for the guy. He's not my bossh. He's more like a powerful friend. He made me unkillable and then shet me looshe to live my life." Shailesh explained casually, packing away her gun.

"If you're such good friends, why do you have to hunt his human to win the bounty? Why don't you just ask him for whatever you want?"

"I want him to fix my mouth." Shailesh pointed to her face. "And he's not about to just fix it for me because he did it to me in the firsht place. He shays there's nothing wrong with it. And nothing wrong with being a freak."

"I don't see anything wrong with it."

"Eashy for you to shay. It's not like you've got to worry about your looksh." Shailesh laughed bitterly and then sang a few verses to prove her point. "Your beauty is beyond compare, with flaming locks of auburn hair, with fiery skin and eyes of emerald green."

Jolene blinked her jewel bright eyes at Shailesh for a moment, before saying. "I like your voice."

"The fuck? Are you not hearing the lishp?" Shailesh spluttered and narrowed her shiny black eyes at the flaming woman, trying to ignore the way her praise made her cheeks flush dark orange.

"You're a good singer. It almost makes me like that stupid song. Keep singing?"

Hesitantly, Shailesh watched Jolene sit up as she started singing and walk over closer to Shailesh's musty bunk, her singlet and pyjama shorts crisping at the edges with the fire that flickered with the sway of her hips.

"Your smile is like a breath of spring. Your voice is soft like summer rain. And I cannot compete with you Jolene."

Resting her flaming hand on Shailesh's indestructible shoulder, warming her, Jolene asked softly.

"Do we have to compete? We could work together on this, you know."

Shailesh looked up at the woman before her, shining like the sun, her bright green eyes staring her down with unspoken tenderness.

"But if I don't catch KXer then my mouth -"

Jolene cupped Zippy's face in her flaming hands and bent down to press her hot lips to Shailesh's zippered mouth, the metal burning Shailesh slightly in the process, the mercenary enjoying the sting as it healed instantly.

Pulling away Jolene murmured. "There is nothing wrong with your mouth."

After several seconds of gay contemplation Shailesh finally replied. "Well, when you put it that way."

And then they make out and get married, the end.

[heretherebedork]

The most painful part right now is that no one will give YueLou a goddamn hug.

Just give him a hug!

Hold him!

Comfort him!

Don't let him be alone!

His pain is so overwhelming and culture means no one can help him.

He just needs to be held so badly.

But YuZhi cannot do it.

These boys are killing me.

[purplespacecats]

proofreading my catradora fic like

so gay i can’t spell straight 

[ardenssolis]

[There’s a myth where Ra gets really mad at his daughter, Tefnut, because she wants to go mingle with mortals at a festival devoted to her and dance with them, but he’s like, “uhhhh no???? We just watch mortals from far away like wtf why would you want to even be around them dancing of all things? I forbid it.” So she tantrums and runs away to Nubia and takes all of Egypt’s water with her while she’s raging and Ra has to go ask Thoth to go and calm her down because all the people are freaking out and thinking the gods forsaken them, but he’s scared the whole time since she takes on the form of a lioness that breathes fire and will kill him if she gets too angry. Not to mention she was eating a gazelle and had blood all over her mouth.

Ra vc: Go calm down my daughter and bring her back.

Thoth: -sweats a lot-]

[kristsune]

“Cardassians don’t believe in luck. You survived because you’re strong.” And you just love that don’t you Garak. Julian is strong and you can’t help but admire that.

[zoeyjayne]

I hate the feeling of "if I dont do it, then it's not going to get done at all" which most of the time proves to be true.